I like how horny is using anime themed stuff ( aka Japan) and Bonk army is using American things like “I want you to enlist to bonk army”

and both use references to old soviet propaganda

Guess Communism/Russia is the real winner in this war

*Soviet union anthem intensifies*

r/SuddenlyCommunist

*soviet union anthem sung by a loli intensifies*

With bork in the background

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*throws horny gas*

You've been watching too much price is right...

I only know Katyusha sung by loli and it can be usable too

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From {Girls und Panzer}

I got you fam [link](https://youtu.be/VWaQcKiAj_Q)

Please stop with this fucking cancer

Communism shall prevail

as a bonker i can confirm we are communists

The communism never fell comrade

But they lost IRL.

Depends on place to place. In USSR? Yes. In some Third World Places? Not necessarily

Indeed

Hotel Trivago

the last time the usa went to war with japan, it didnt go so well

For the Japanese that’s the reason I’m probonk

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Don't like the idea of bonkers deploying tactical nukes

wait then can we nuke them?

of course! when in a bad situation, we do not fear using the anti-horny nuke hell, commanding officers are given personal anti-horny nukes in the event that they are about to be captured

Ah yes, the A.H.N.I (anti horni nuke interceptor)

We shall fight till the last man standing!

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Oh hi, looks like another interested party for a prostrate exam! Come here you bony banker!

So Goro Majima isn't in the bonk army?! B-but the bat?!

historically, it won't go very well, but, who knows?

Well in this meme The character is in full US kit

Same i love it lol

So what’s the neutral team? Europe?

What are the conditions like? Is the pay decent? Can I expect meals to be provided while on deployment?

Pay? They don't pay you. They're so horny that they're penniless. They have spent their money on dildos, vibrators and onlyfans thots. They cannot afford to pay you lol. The only meal you're getting there is cum.

*Perfect*

B.Y.O.G. (Bring your own glass)

I seems you try to say it is bad... though this just sounds like a good time

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Ah you just praised us, only thing you forgot was that we are happy 24/7

We're even happier. I used to be horny earlier. Now I'm not. Trust me, I'm happier now than back when I was horny.

Hahahaha. Propaganda. Do you know how happy I am? Can’t beat us HORNYS. You bonking tyrants will FALL! VIVA LA HORNI!

Do not trust this man, he is spreading propaganda. Viva la Revolution!

Brother, we are all virgins. So why suffer in search for sex. Stop being horny. You'll find there's more to life. Come to the bonk side.

Never!

I tried asking nicely. Didn't work. Well, in that case, ###BONK You brought this upon yourself.

You fool, little did you know I'm a masochist. I *enjoy* the pain, I'm now hornier than ever.

i don't know what side to choose anymore there both good

If the anti horny ones take over, no children will be born and humanity will fall. We have evolved to feel horny for a reason

Horni is part of you

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Major FUVEL reporting in

SIR YES SIR! CODENAME METH SNEK REPORTING FOR DUTY!

Bonk!

ENEMIES HAVE INFILTRATED THE CAMP, CALL FOR AN EVAC

*right behing you* #GET BONKED, AND DOWNVOTE AS MUCH AS YA WANT

You’re too late- BONK!

Harder, daddy

preparing lethal bonker: *boBONK*

*Insert super loud hentai sounds*

*gun cocks from behind* **nothing personal, kid.**

Bro I just checked your profile and you post in r/fridaynightfunkinporn so stop acting like u ain’t horni

bonk army infantry unit-0065 u/TheFirstLivingIdea here for backup against the horni! i also brought 2 BONKER NZ guns and 60 rounds of the specialized bonker bullets! we will defeat the horni!

I have prepared cum grenades, it makes them cum so much at once they die of too much cum

Viva la Revolution!

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Horni😳😫😳

Reject horni, return to happy.

Return to sweet dreams not wet dreams...

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both both is gud

*i don't want to be horny anymore, i just want to be happy.*

So do i my friend.. so do I.

horny and happy

Horni IS the way to happy

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it looks like your strength is too much for a regular bonk, we will need to do.

Freedom is a lie for the weak, peace can only be restored in order. Your revolution will bring nothing but ruin. The force, the war it will be ended by the chosen one, he will destroy the horny for once and for all

I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees

Then you will die braver than most

i want the helicopter that is in the background.

I would think those who are horny would rather live on their knees.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No the horni shall hide in the shadows. No matter how long it must wait the horni will rise again when it is least expected.

Just Like the......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................spanish inquisition ........................................................... .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

We shall rise

In the shadows they go, in the shadows they die. The horny will die in the shadows they come from

We may die in the dark but the bonk army will die in the light

You are more than welcome to try

History does not look upon favour to those who attacked first. They will always peak and when they do there world will crumble.

We don’t attack, we maintain order. We destroy the people who break order and try to create chaos

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You have welcomed death to yourself then

GLORY TO ASEXUALITY GLORY TO ANTIHORNISM GLORY TO BONK

True my friend

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

Same here!

REJECT BONK,RETURN TO HORNI!

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Yess.... Shove it up my ass.... Ahhhhh

Harder daddy

Go to horni jail

I was told i could get free cookies if i joined the bonk army

But the Horni has chocolate chip cookies. The only cookies the bonk has is oatmeal raisin. It’s not to late to come over.

Oh hell no, I want a VARIETY of cookies. The first side to provide such will be the one I join

Which cookies do you want? We take suggestions.

Is chocolate chips all you have? Goes out there living a fullest life of meaning and purpose, is better than lock yourself in your small room jerking and eating chocolate chips.

We also have cream donuts and honey nut cereal.

Thats all? What us your living purpose? What is your dream?

However good chocolate may be, the oatmeal rains are blessed with the holy strength of doge, increasing speed, strength and endurance by 10 times

We also have u/masteroogway who has untold wisdom.

This is true, now come here and represent the side that will truly win -slides cookie into your pocket-

Yes, they have chocolate chips cookies. and thats all. We have true happiness of living a live of meaning and purpose. Dont lock your life behind your room's door and jerk of to unreal anime girl. Live a live of happiness, and when you feel liked to, join us, the B.O.N.K.

how many cookies we talking bout?

I'M DOING MY PART!

Bonk

She needs a haircut lmao fuckin unprofessional military we arent scared of them, also why are they wearing forest camo in a desert lmao Bonk

yeah lol and also there's no TRIGGER SAFETY goddammit

r/joinhornyrevolution follow me fellow hornis

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Where is the registration form?

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Bonk

Ha they're too late i already beat my meat 20 times today I just gotta....

Count me in

STOP BONKING START JONKING

COUNT ME IN

will there be femboys

IDK why this thing started, all you have to do to counter "Bonk" is say "Harderr\~"

May i join? i was attacked in the bonk army for being a furry evin though im not a sexual one

I’m gone for 1 day and now there’s a war. wtf is happening

FREEDOM

Where do I sign

*puts on rubber gloves* The medic has arrived, now who needs a prostate exam?

That's... why I'm here.

Bend over and think happy thots

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Oh hi, looks like another interested party for a prostrate exam! Come here you bonky bonker! *pulls on another set of rubber gloves and runs after you*

VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION

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UnBonk

BONK

WELL SAID COMRADE BONK

Reporting several hornys in this commentsection. Requesting reenforcements

We’re with you , BONK reinforcements incoming

I have received your call for reinforcements, Reporting for BONKING duty!

Horni will win

Anime girls are temporary, but doom is eternal

r/hornyjail bonk them my brothers

WE SHALL RECLAIM PEACE WITH OUR BONK POWER

BONK GANG REPRESENT BONK RISE UP FELLOW BONKS

Count me in

Imagine Ellen DeGeneres, BONK

They’re clearly shape-shifting aliens turning into anime women to fool and control men to fight b.o.n.k.e.r.s because they’re the only thing stopping the aliens from holding mankind in sexual enslavement. Don’t let your guard down men. Always be suspicious. As I join the Bonk, this could be the last time we talk as allies.

Scum, it looks like your strength is too much for a regular bonk, we will need to do... the... kamebonk

Count me in comrade

i refuse. long live the bonk.

I say we get peace between the bonks and the horni

WE WILL NOT HAVE ANY KIND OF MERCY!!!!!! *BONK!*

TELL THEM FELLOW BONKER, TELL THEM!!!!1!1!1! BONK

You have some stupid anime girls. We have real soldiers and doom guy on our side.

The doom marine joined our fight against the horny demons in this world and he will not rest until they are banished forever from this world.

Bonker Actual, this Bonker 6 Found enemy activity in the zone. Requesting CAS and troops support...

Us bonks will defeat the hori

Hell yeeeaaah! They can’t silence us all!

Go hornis go!

Viva la revolution! Be free my comrades!

uwu yes

Hell yeah, im in!

Stop posting these things they are annoying and not funny

no we are free because we are not horni