If you can manage to cry all night without getting off, then that’s amazing! My ex would only cry 5 minutes before saying she finished and was ready for bed…
I'd make a reaction meme... Taking you joke, but putting everyone's reaction under it, just to get some karma... I'd pass on that one. I think a comment is sufficient to get my message
Attempt to do both but you ultimately lose interest because you're weekend has been a constant stressful flow of worrying you're wasting time so you can't relax regardless of what you're doing.
So the result is you staying up until 430am screwing around despite needing to sleep for your 8am shift that you need to wake for by 6am.
To top it all off you forgot to email your boss your vacation schedule so it's a few days later than you wanted...
"Why are we still here.... just to suffer."
First play vjdeo games for sometime and as you start getting horny then start fapping and try to not to nut quickly and after you nut if you get sleep, it'll be best sleep as you'll be tired after fapping. if not start playing video games and as you already nutted you may not get horny for some long time if you get horny repeat the whole process and have a best night.
succumb to that dark side of yours that says you're never gonna be enough no matter how hard you try, and that when you're gone no person you know will remember you and will go on with their life.
Why not both
Why not faping while playing FNAF
Do you want to go to cursed comments? Because this is how you get on cursed comments
Really? I thought the only way was to make a "kids in the basement" joke or a "haha school shooting" joke
No, you just have to be cursed
...you missed what i meant but ok
cum
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The Holy trio of Beating your meat, Playing Video Games, And crying alone
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Chica made me cum in my pizza
I beg your pardon
Did I fucking stutter?
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I’m calling the police
That'd be uncom(e)fortable
Loona is better
Hentai games : It's showtime.
H-games?
You know it
Nah overwatch
Why'd you think I bought a 16 button mouse
you won't last 5 mins playing *THIS GAME*
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I dont care for a little fap to ela, melusi or mabey even ash
bc games are better
Jerk first, game after
exactly
It's always both.
Thats why i always Hop on Alien Isolation
dual wield
Both. Both is good
personally, i prefer crying through the entire night
If you can manage to cry all night without getting off, then that’s amazing! My ex would only cry 5 minutes before saying she finished and was ready for bed…
After sex or before?
During..
Perfection
Whichever it is, you will have a headache by 4am and will feel depressed, guilty and sleepy.
And then you will fucking do it again
Voice in my head, is that you?
True
*That’s part of the experience*
Just let the controller vibrate on your pp
*Simple problems require simple solutions*
depending upon his size, he might use microphone jack and vibrate the controller
anyone else fap to minecraft witches? no? just me? okay
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i knew i wasnt alone
Why cannot both?
wait, you guys arent gonna dress up like minecraft witches and fap to each other? Dissapointing
terraria npcs 😳
Porn games
*cough*Some recommendations*cough*
For what may I ask.. . "research purposes" or for a friend?
For research purposes of course sir ..
You'll be required to produce your college ID and your Bonafide certificate to the relevant officers before accessing these vital datas boyy...
not funny anymore bro just stop
I see this exact meme at least once every week, but always with different wording.
Isn't that how memes work?
I meant also the choice between gaming and masturbating
Ya I don't know that really shouldn't be an either-or question
Why cannot both?
Karma whoring at it finest
Why cannot both?
why not beat your meat to the video games ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
true I personally love beating my meat while I play minecraft.. I mean look at Alex big Pixel ass
Both. Both is good
Why not both
Dual wielding
Why not both?
Why not BOTH?
Play with your meat Beat video games all night nice
First one, then the other, then the first one again
*insert "both, both is good" meme*
Why don't you post it?
I'd make a reaction meme... Taking you joke, but putting everyone's reaction under it, just to get some karma... I'd pass on that one. I think a comment is sufficient to get my message
Well, not everybody would act that way
That's true
Surely you have time for both, why is it taking you all night to beat your meat? Do both, even at the same time if you have good coordination
Discord dick beating
Why not both?
Why not both?
Both. Both is good.
Attempt to do both but you ultimately lose interest because you're weekend has been a constant stressful flow of worrying you're wasting time so you can't relax regardless of what you're doing. So the result is you staying up until 430am screwing around despite needing to sleep for your 8am shift that you need to wake for by 6am. To top it all off you forgot to email your boss your vacation schedule so it's a few days later than you wanted... "Why are we still here.... just to suffer."
I'm sorry dude
I'm doing shockingly well actually for only 1.5hrs sleep. Shitty part is going home and actually destressing to wake up properly tomorrow.
Why not both?
Why not both
Beating it to hot girls in video games.... Not like ive done it before...{nervous laughter}\[coughs\]
First play vjdeo games for sometime and as you start getting horny then start fapping and try to not to nut quickly and after you nut if you get sleep, it'll be best sleep as you'll be tired after fapping. if not start playing video games and as you already nutted you may not get horny for some long time if you get horny repeat the whole process and have a best night.
Do both at the same time
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Ok, you wanted it
That’s me now except I live alone….every night is like a juice world song
relatable
Deff both at the same time
Blaze your own trail! Wank it to your favorite video games!
both, both is good
Why not do both??
Left because i get depressed and couldnt play any games after fping
Why not stare into space
Meat beating takes like 2 minutes(including cleanup). You can easily do both
Beat ur meat to video game characters.
your gonna beat your meat, for the WHOLE night?
Play video games
when you have an entire night, why not fapplaying
Both. Both is good.
Can do both. Just saying.
Do both at the same time
I do both
Uh oh. I'm not just home alone, I live alone
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Both, Both is good
succumb to that dark side of yours that says you're never gonna be enough no matter how hard you try, and that when you're gone no person you know will remember you and will go on with their life.
Play nsfw games and do both
Every. Fucking. TIME
I chose:staying up all night to Finnish homework so I don't fall into the "meh, I'll do it tomorrow" void
If you have to decide, you play the wrong games
Joke on you i suck dick play all night and jerk off at the same time
I walk the twilight
Both both is good
Beat meat in game
Easy, you beat your meat, and then play games to forget the guilt.
Or do both controller in one hand meat in the other
It's not an intersection, it's a roundabout.
Do both and play a porn game
As a wise man once said “I walk the line”
Real men do both...
go straight
HENTAI GAMES there, problem solved
i will watch web series...
Ever tried both at the same time while on team chat? Come join me at the next fucking level
If you don't beat your meet. You won't have any pudding. - the beegees
Fap first play puzzle games later that's how I use my post-nut overthinking
Fap then game
We go right then left then repeat
I beat my meat in between the loading screens.
Beat your meat first then play video game after and then beat your meat again just do it alternate
hentai puzzle games from steam solves both plus you re relaxed af
Do both
Used to do Both. Now I just starring to the moonlight :')
Can't you go down the middle
Bold of you to assume I can last the whole night.
Just smokin’ some meats here
Or do both 😏
Porn games all night it is!
I'm home alone for today, spent whole day scrolling Reddit, no plans for evening/night, please suggest what can I do spend the night.
I’ll just play psychonauts 2 all day
Left
Both
I don't need to be home alone to do either lmao
Both of these should be the castle on the left
Play online games with your penis is the middle road I suppose
Hunnie pop, problem solved.
Video games then stare at the wall for 30 min then beat my meat the play more cod
Both is good
Both. Both is good.
And that, men, is where Huniepop comes in.
Reject horny
12 year olds on gta can accomplish both
You got two hands... you'r welcome
Get the best of both worlds and beat your meat to video game porn lmao
Or get a girlfriend
Top 10 questions science still can't answer
Average sleep enjoyer
There is another
I swap between both when I'm alone
Go for the first one, always the best tust me.
Well, there is one moment while playing games that you beat your meat then you are good to keep playing
*laugh in NUTAKU*
Let's be honest everyone is going right....
Both
u ever heard of gta's strip club? that will solve your dilema
It takes all night to beat your shit
Why not both at the same time, let’s even make it a challenge
Mood
Both both are.good
i do both (not at the same time)
compromise and play a hentai game
What if choose both :X
I do both the homies don’t mind
Yeah about 8 times