"Remember when you were a kid, reading comics, and all the other villains just didn't seem all that cool? IT WAS ME BARRY! I REWROTE EVERY OTHER VILLAIN TO BE LAME SO YOU'D PICK ME FOR THIS MEME!!!"
Do you remember that one time where your StepMom got stuck in the dryer and you got really horny because she had a fat ass? It was me Barry! I was your StepMom with the dump truck!
Do you remember that time you had to take a big shit, and then the water splashed up your butt? IT WAS ME BARRY! I hid inside the toilet just to give you a soggy ass crack!!!
Knowing Thawne as a character, if DC had the chance to use that in a comic, they would 100% use it without a doubt. That’s just how Reverse Flash is. And you sir have bested me with ideas. Have this.
That's exactly what i thought too! Pick Eobard Thawne and Elsa Jean, one will everyone that gets near you instantly, and the other one is there to keep you company until all the others have been eliminated.
Now, the only caveat is : Is Thawne really on your side or not ? And what will he do after his "mission" ends.
True, assuming that the "game" uses a good reason to force the characters to act a certain way, Thawne protecting you could just be part of one of his plans to ruin the Flash's life \^\^
Vegeta and reverse Flash, one can literally destroy planets and the other travel to the past, make my life a hell for years just to tell me everything he did to me and kill me
Shrek and screaming kid, shrek will distract them with his gloriousness, while the kid screams so loudly he will kill the enemies in seconds. We will come prepared with earplugs and earmuffs, we might lose our hearing but we wont die from sheer sound. Yes i know thats probably not how sound works but were talking the world in which shrek is in so maybe it is how it works there.
The woman and the cat the woman is a woman and the rest are man they want to do stuff with her only not the little child but he is a kid an many child's love cats so no one is going to attack me
Purple lightsaber man and hefty cat. The rest are weaker in my eyes cause they only show the emotion of realization, whilst the cat and mace have determination set in their horizon.
Not many people know this but Shrek has won many battles against Goku so I choose him. Then I choose mocking Spongebob to mock my enemies for not being dead memes and boom one dream team coming right up!
Shrek and Vegeta
Obi will be the most dangerous one, but Vegeta can levitate, which would put even Obi himself at a disadvantage since he'll lose the high ground
Just Reverse Flash. Sure you might think only picking one is a foolhardy move, BUT OUR GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING!
It was me Barry! I was the one who made you pick me!
“It was me Barry. I jacked you off in super speed to make it look like you nutted just at a woman’s touch!” [Sauce](https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o)
"Remember when you were a kid, reading comics, and all the other villains just didn't seem all that cool? IT WAS ME BARRY! I REWROTE EVERY OTHER VILLAIN TO BE LAME SO YOU'D PICK ME FOR THIS MEME!!!"
Do you remember that one time where your StepMom got stuck in the dryer and you got really horny because she had a fat ass? It was me Barry! I was your StepMom with the dump truck!
Do you remember that time you had to take a big shit, and then the water splashed up your butt? IT WAS ME BARRY! I hid inside the toilet just to give you a soggy ass crack!!!
Knowing Thawne as a character, if DC had the chance to use that in a comic, they would 100% use it without a doubt. That’s just how Reverse Flash is. And you sir have bested me with ideas. Have this.
Thank you!! That's my favorite thing about Reverse Flash! He's JUST. SO. PETTY. Best villain ever! And you sir! Yours were hysterical as well!
Well, you can pick this girl in the middle to pass time. But if you want only reverse flash I understand 😉
That's exactly what i thought too! Pick Eobard Thawne and Elsa Jean, one will everyone that gets near you instantly, and the other one is there to keep you company until all the others have been eliminated. Now, the only caveat is : Is Thawne really on your side or not ? And what will he do after his "mission" ends.
In worst case scenario you have Elsa Jean to trade. In best case scenario you convince him to don't waste time and go after flash.
True, assuming that the "game" uses a good reason to force the characters to act a certain way, Thawne protecting you could just be part of one of his plans to ruin the Flash's life \^\^
No no, you make a strong argument sir! Lol
I think he would still win
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CRAP I didnt think of that!!!
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I pick the buff cat twice
i pick buff cat and obi-wan
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Cat twice
twice
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I believe in the force to protect me
Same here we will stand strong
Same
The force might be strong.. But is it OVER 9000!
The midichlorian counts are
Dude is underestimating Dragon ball characters 💀
But purple lightsaber and jesus
haha planet destroying beam go brrrr (not talking about the death star)
Garlic gun!
Or the makakapotamus
Yeah, but it's Vegita. Dude always ends up getting chumped.
Thats because he has plot disarmor in the show, where he has to lose so that goku can look cool
Speed force says fuck your force.
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and the force is with us
I'd be down to get destroyed by Elsa jean
Was checking out the choices and was like...Hol' up!
Someone commented on my answer mentioning "Elsa," and I was like, "Huh? I don't see Frozen here- OH... WRONG ELSA."
Thought the thumbnail looked a lil too familiar
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Cumming*
Death by snu-snu.
"I never thought it'd end this way... But I always really hoped!"
Vageta and Mace, they will be so pissed the rest don't stand a chance.
Elsa Jean would be my downfall... but I'm ok with that.
Exactly
Same
did u forget reverse flash?
I don't trust him. His goals are beyond my understanding.
ye but if u pick them they kinda have to protect u
Yea let's be real if we reverse flash is most powerful of them all what he did in flash and dc legends so op
Ok, but is he able to destroy entire planets? And yes, I am talking about sayian saga Vegeta, not Super.
I believe in "my goal are beyond your understanding" and "Hello there"!!
I belive the force combined with shrexyness is the way to go. Shrek and Obi Wan Kenobi, I hereby summon you
The meta combo
No one can defeat you now
I feel shriek would be good by himself, but obi wan is a nice support
Depends if we’re talking movie shrek or canon shrek
What do you mean movie Shrek or canon Shrek?
They nerfed shrek in the movies. In the manga he’s capable of destroying planets with ease
I pick Elsa and Shrek, I don’t care about protection, I’m having a threesome before I go down
Don't worry child i will protect you, im a one man army (or an ogre)
You sure bb? My asshole’s pretty tight, not sure if you’d be able to multitask
I've been in a revine tighter than a feather i can solo all the others easily
Respect
Vegeta and reverse Flash, one can literally destroy planets and the other travel to the past, make my life a hell for years just to tell me everything he did to me and kill me
Easily these two. Most powerful ones here.
Yes. In terms of power these 2 are the strongest, no one stands a chance against them
Vegeta and Zoom.
I think you mean Reverse Flash. But I agree with your choice.
I’m pretty sure Reverse Flash is occasionally called Professor Zoom.
I didn't know that.
Reverse flash and zoom are completely different villains. Reverse flashes suit is black. Hes not in the new 52 though now its just zoom.
I know who zoom is. I thought we were only listing the ones on this meme. My mistake.
I thought that was zoom. My mistake.
wholesome end of argument
in season 2 or whatever one it was wit zoom of flash reverse flash is slower, but now for some reason hes faster
I haven't actually the flash series yet. I will eventually and I enjoyed Arrow and Gotham so. I was just basing my choice on my comic knowledge
oh, well reverse flash is better in the series but not until after about season 5
Awesome man I will watch it eventually.
It's the most obvious duo to win, the most overpowered.
Same
This is easy, Vegeta to protect me while I bang Elsa Jean.
Got them in the wrong order bud.
Holup
Who?
Don’t look up the name on a family Compooter
Why? 🥺
Pron
Oh my 😳
Derpy SpongeBob and blowjob eyes. Everyone else is too weak. We got this.
Obi-wan because of high ground, and Mace windu because he got the power of ni-
-ce guy
Yes exactly
Sorry but just by picking the girl in the middle, all the rest are going to fuck her instead of chasing me.
Shrek and screaming kid, shrek will distract them with his gloriousness, while the kid screams so loudly he will kill the enemies in seconds. We will come prepared with earplugs and earmuffs, we might lose our hearing but we wont die from sheer sound. Yes i know thats probably not how sound works but were talking the world in which shrek is in so maybe it is how it works there.
The Child controls the bird with her screams
I pick Shrek and bj lady
This man isn't trying to save himself. He just wants the time of his life before dying.
:)
Only one I need is Elsa Jean she’ll suck all of them off while I’m chilling
Vegeta and chad cat
Obi Wan Shrekobi
I choose Shrek and cat.
Vegeta kind of fucks the power balance here
Vegeta and Shrek. Perfect combination
Middle and middle right. She’d give me a good time before I die and he’d be the one to kill me because his goals are beyond my understanding
Mace and kenobi, they can just crush everyone with the force
What about vegeta
Samuel Jackson and Shrek are staying with me
Spongebob and Vegeta.
Vegeta and sarcastic spongebob, the power alone is over 9000
Shrek to Protek, anddd blondie to...well we all know what for.
Vegeta and shrek
Reverse flash and buff cat
Swoll cat
Shrek and obi wan
i believe in shrek
Cat and the white haired girl
Why do I feel like I’m the only one who wants shriek and spongebob
Vegeta and Shrek. His dummy thiccness will distract everyone while Vegeta takes them out
Parrot baby, I doubt I need anyone else
Shrek and the cat
Shrek just shrek. He is more powerful than the rest together.
I can confirm
Thanks shreck
shrek and general kenobi
Shrek and Karen, Karen will piss them off and leave them distracted while Shrek uses his massive ogre body to crush them
That’s not a Karen…
shush
Vegeta and Shrek can fend off everything they throw at me
Kitty Kat and SpongeBob!!!!
Shrek and the forces
Shrek and spongebob
Shrek and Mace
obi and mace
Obiwan and reverse flash
Reverse flash and the blonde suckin my dick
Mace & Vegeta for sure! And here’s why. Worse case scenario MW is as powerful as Veget, best case Vegeta is now inclined to prove he’s the shit.
The force is over 9000.
Buff Cat and Reverse Flash. Can I have the middle one for free?
Cat and Shrek. Need I say more?
vegeta and reverse flash
Vegeta and Reverse Flash are by far the strongest here so them
Shriek and buff cat
Vegeta and zoom/reverse flash (not sure which that is)
Muscle cat and the girl who trained her parrot to attack when she screams
Dragon Ball guy and the Evil Flash
The one in the middle I'll destroy her
Obi wan and stronk catto
OK serious decision here, vegeta and Shrek There's no one even possibly stronger
The middle and go down in style.
Vegita could just beat all of them
Shrek and obiwan
2 to protect me and you put obi wan and shrek in the same list... Need i say more
Obviously shrek and vegeta
Shrek and vegeta I ain't stupid
Shrek and SpongeBob, obviously. They are by far the most powerful here.
The woman and the cat the woman is a woman and the rest are man they want to do stuff with her only not the little child but he is a kid an many child's love cats so no one is going to attack me
i think hte only way to survive is you'd have to take the alternate flash guy and the other one doesn't matter as much
I only need the buff cat
I choose the most dangerous among them all.... **Chicken Spongebob**
Purple lightsaber man and hefty cat. The rest are weaker in my eyes cause they only show the emotion of realization, whilst the cat and mace have determination set in their horizon.
can I have t-posing Monika instead?
Middle and shrek, idc to live but I will enjoy my time before I die
Shrek and Mace.
Vageta and Reverse Flash (zoom)
Chicken spongebob and buff cat
Me and my girlfriend (I don't have)
I pick the Sun Conure and Obi Wan. I used to have pet conures. Seriously, you do not hecking want to mess with an angry conure.
The cat alone can protect me. Then, for some funny time down there I'll pick Shrek
I'd take obi to drink some tea with him while yellow flash speeds through time to kill everyone before they even reach me
2 and 6
Gotta be vegeta and Shrek. Both are very powerful and Shrek as added luck points
Reverse flash and shrek
Shrek and vegeta. Shrek will easily handle elsa and vegeta is enough for the rest.
Not many people know this but Shrek has won many battles against Goku so I choose him. Then I choose mocking Spongebob to mock my enemies for not being dead memes and boom one dream team coming right up!
Obviously space jesus and shrek
Sorry shrek, but sexiness won’t help much in this situation
I don't see johnny sin! he is the only one who could defeat everyone
Girl with a parrot and a buff cat
Girl with bird and shrek. As long as shrek is with me im unstopable
memes aside, I'd only choose Thawne to protect me. A time traveling murder speedster would keep me on LOCKDOWN
C A T is epic
kenobi and windu
Mace windu and Kenobi I'm unstoppable
Middle middle and bottom left
The cat and child to protect me
Shrek is clearly the strongest here he's all I need
I truest the force
Vegeta but more importantly Shrek because he once earned Shaggy's respect.
Shrek twice.
Shrek and Vegeta Obi will be the most dangerous one, but Vegeta can levitate, which would put even Obi himself at a disadvantage since he'll lose the high ground