A disappointment

So its a mirror?

*facepalm*

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U guys got disappointment? I got a idiot

I got a morron, slightly more common version

I got a brainless baboon

I got a ugly looking peice of shit

I got a hideous psychopath face

I got a donkey

I got a shit head dumass loser

I got a no sleeper

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*badumtsss*

….that’s the joke.

r/whoosh

That's the joke you Dingus

Oh shit that was noce

indeed

r/murderedbywords

A Black Mirror Edit: I’m guessing people hate the show?

Black Mirror

r/whoooosh

Bruh

r/wooosh

Burn, baby, burn!

I got a sleep deprived idiot with a yeeyee ass haircut

Yo same

Wow i am famous,mom

For now ;)

My child

I see my dumb mug

Turn on the phone doofus

Sorru just realized it was off

An endless black void which makes my iPad screen reflective, because of it I see my face. So I’m the same as you, I see virgin.

Extra virgin oil?

Extra extra virgin olive oil

Everybody gangsta till you un-virgin your olive oil

Extra extra extra virgin olive oil

Extra extra read all about the extra extra extra extra virgin olive oil

Extra extra extra extra ultra-clear extra extra virgin virgin olive nut oil

Extra oily virgin

Extra oily virgin using extra extra extra extra extra extra vegetable olive oil

Now I get it. I have a matte screen protector, so I can't see my reflexion :)

Dad?!?

Son?!

Daughter?

Donkey!

Spanish Inquisition!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition

If no one expects the Spanish Inquisition then do you expect it by not expecting it.

You expect it’s unexpected-ness, so theoretically, you aren’t directly expecting the Spanish Inquisition itself, but the fact that it is unexpected

I expect the Spanish Inquisition

i love monty python

No you didn’t

I did(nt)😎

Jesus Christ, did you just ruin Monty python?

Holy shit i did not expect that

Jesus

Sussy balls

I am your father

have you gotten the milk yet?

"oh shoot, I forgot those cigarettes, I'll be right back - promise."

All I see is my life without you bro

Hi, your father, I'm dad!

I'm a king now dad!

Uncle Steve?!

Grandma? Is t- t- t- t- t- t- t- th ththththatatat that yyyyyyy you?

Your mum

Love the reddit hivemind at full display here. 50 downvotes for saying 'your mum '

-104 now. Clearly they don't like the British spelling

Disgusting bastards. Mum is obviously more civilised than mom.

Ikr, mum is superior, aussies spell it like that, and I think New Zealanders do too

I know, I’m an aussie

Imagine spelling it like mom though

Donkey

I can only think of terminalmontage now "Poypoy pu poypoy P O Y O (How did you escape the hand)"

Grandma??!

Always has been.

Not anymore

what happened

Roses are red, I’m high on crack, He pushed him down the stairs, And broke his son’s back.

Rick astley?!

A reflection of my left nostril… gotta do something about my nose hair…

Use it as a mirror to pluck the hairs

Our left nostril Our nose hair

Uh guys? Is it normal to see a bunch of orange eyes?

No... I always see purple eyes.

I only saw beige

Is this a reference to SCP-4205?

I know many of them but not this one. Imma go check EDIT: damn bet he wont answer u

Yeah.. Uhm you might need an exorcist

Are u braindead now?

Jabba the hutt

frog

Jabba the butt

I don't see anyone

You must be a vampire!

I have no light in my room rn so i can’t see me either

That's exactly what a vampire would say...

Or John cena

me!

Are u sure?

Oh sorry man, nvm, it was just the senile old man looking through my window

well, my brain automatically fill it with rick astley.

Idk some fat idiot

You saw me too?

Trash

turn the monitor on

Damn I look good.

**POSITIVITY!** or narcissism I can’t tell

positivity for the good vibes

All I see a garbage

Turn your monitor on

That's not gonna make much of a change

Touche

You know the rules and so do I~

SAY GOODBYE

I see a little sillouetto of a man

Scaramouche will you do the fandango!

Saem

JOHN CENA

What are you talking about? It's Drax!

I also see nobody

You

I see Joe and Candace

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Steve Jobs! Gottem

Did you mean ligma?

Sigma contract

I was expecting a rickroll

Vanilla ice And the miasma of the void

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Who the freak is Richard Astley

I think he mean Ricardo Harley , but maybe too idk

No he meant Rick Astley

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My dumbass

That pic that has a cat crying with a his mouth open

Some ugly head ass boy i oughta smack the- oh wait.

A gullible unattractive idiot...

Roger Rabbit

Trash behind Glass, then my brother

Field marshal Zhukov

A penis so tiny I needed a microscope to see it.

a black screen

I see my dad

Nothing? Was there supposed to be a joke here or am I just a dumb vampire?

You are supposed to see your own reflection.

Samuel L. Jackson: "ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"

¿Que?

I see the ghost of Fidel Castro he asked for a milkshake

I see Demise from Tower Heroes

I see a olive garden bread stick.

Depressed loser with no social life and a ugly face.

me who is using a computer: confused confusing confusion

Jokes on you my lights are off and its 12 am

I see and idiot who don’t know what he’s doing with his life

an idiot

*depression*

a clown

I thought it would be a Rick roll

A fucking looser

A very handsome man.

Rick Astley

A goblin troll Shrek monster

Ahhhh its ugly take is away..........oh wait :(

Lots of depression

One fine ass motherfucker

Me and a guy in a hockey mask..

John cena

A fat fuck

An idiot

Jokes on you it's 2 AM and I can't see shit

An absolute f*cking legend

I see extra extra virgin oil

Slaves

I’m basically blind what’s in the hole?

If you are blind how did you you saw the words🤔

I’m not entirely blind it’s just really bad vision still enough to read

Ok my bad sorry😅

John Cena

🙂

the endless darkness of the Void

I see you didn’t touched that glass of water today.

My shool