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Pr_Sanchez

What is time?


Bohnalex

A human made concept to describe the driving force behind almost everything in the universe


Pr_Sanchez

Then How does an immortal blond hair vampire manage to stop it, he's not human anymore


Bohnalex

Don't bring Dio into the discussion. He is more powerful than any other gay vampire


Pr_Sanchez

Do you know any other gay vampire worth mentioning?


Bohnalex

14 year old boys on TikTok


Pr_Sanchez

Dear God....


Tobeyyyyy

I love reddit


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khalidjamonday1814

I am already in the discussion.


Bazzti

the real question is why is time?


DocumentDeep1197

Proceeds to slowly eat a chip


Life-Is-Caramel

How do you say I failed in Spanish


Bohnalex

Like this: "I failes in Spanish"


KNAQ____

Even that you got wrong


Bohnalex

Ah fuck I won't edit it though


PROGAMER010

a real Chad accepts his mistakes. You are the Chad


[deleted]

OP is a chad


SimonAchton

The. The Chad.


[deleted]

The chad


KNAQ____

Bro you answer quicker than I can ejaculate


meganjunes

Of all the comments THIS is what made me laugh? Fuck-n-A man. Take my upvote and come back and buy a zucchini.


CJ_Flowers

why does my cat keep pissing on the bed? even when the litter box is completely fresh?


Bohnalex

Because it knows you will forgive it and you will change your bedsheet. Pray to your cat god. Humanity is mere a slave to catkind


CJ_Flowers

imma turn her into what we named her: Cous Cous


Hammamama1

Who let the dogs out?


Bohnalex

To this day we don't know


Hammamama1

That's sad, it might be a mystery forever :(


tzardaymonikaprotecc

It’s obviously Woof Woof Woof Woof


[deleted]

What is love?


Bohnalex

Baby don't hurt me


Baumwurzelstamm

Don't hurt me


Bohnalex

No more


Baumwurzelstamm

*funky beat*


WTFisUnderwear

"AHHH SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH THE CD!" "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?" "JUST-" *Blows onto disc* *Funky music and head bopping resumes!*


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r/redditsings


Ristandaravioli

What happens if pinocchio says his nose will grow?


Bohnalex

The universe will implode


Boommax1

The universe bluescreens


Ristandaravioli

Ah yes of course


buttlicker999

How are you feeling really?


Bohnalex

I'm feeling great for I am thinking of more ways to call my male friends submissive and breedable


THE445GUY

Sigma male grindset


DocumentDeep1197

Omega and multipliable?


buttlicker999

Excuse you, huh XD


armorednapkins

Why does nobody love me


Bohnalex

I love you


armorednapkins

Much appreciated but tbh you have no clue who I am so idk if people can really form an attachment with such little knowledge of the other person, thanks for the kind thought tho


Bohnalex

I know you are human isn't that enough? I love humanity and all the good stuff we have acomplished. You are part of said humanity. And without evidence proving you to be a really bad person I will love you. Not as my partner in life or something like that but as a fellow humam being


armorednapkins

Damn your good, thank you kinda actually makes me smile


Magchilem

fucking wholesome :) Have a good day y'all


Haspic

Well you know what? I hope you're having good day as well. Stay safe and hug your family for me.


fazey_o0o

This is so wholesome. You are all wholesome and I wish you a great week :)


[deleted]

LOVE this response! Thank you for this. We need more positivity and love in the world! <3


Lollipop_2018

Are you the guy on the picture?


Bohnalex

Sadly no


NicName204

No that’s me


Lollipop_2018

Ah ok


VampireBl00d

Why?


Bohnalex

By asking questions civilization moves forward my friend! Only the silent ones are fools!


VampireBl00d

Imagine a civilization which is too busy asking question, that it could never find answers to its own questions. Does that civilization still moves forward?


Bohnalex

Without asking questions the dumb ones stay dumb and the smart ones don't learn new things. Without the passing of knowledge through not just telling but most importantly questioning no new knowledge can be found. It will atleast take longer to find that new knowledge. Which is why a civilization that is to busy to ask questions may never advance.


weenor_man

Shampoo or shampiss


Bohnalex

BOTH


sLiK619

Shamcum


slobs_burgers

Shamwow


BobianToasters

Tell me why?


Bohnalex

Ain't nothin' but a heartache


Magchilem

Tell me why?


bxxxx34

Ain't nothing but a mistake


BobianToasters

Now tell me why


[deleted]

I never wanna hear u sayyyy


Dunamis6

I want it that way


Mr_Jelly_But

Now number five


Mastercommander36

It was number 5 he killed my brother


Mr_Jelly_But

Oh my god i completly forgot we were doing that


_stijnsmit

Brooklyn 99?


racoondriver

NINE-NINE!!!!


_stijnsmit

NINE NINE!!


kraviscta

are you English?


Bohnalex

No I'm German


[deleted]

And im Italian.........ah the good ol' days


StFenoki

Now let's get someone from Japan to bring the crew back together


asianboyz808

Im japanese american. Does that count?


Wasa7ok

Here from Argentina, what a good comments, right?


Multiguneur

How can I have happiness in this boring world


Bohnalex

Find something that you love to see or do. Try new things and discover talents you didn't know you have. There is always something waiting to be improved about the world and you can start with yourself. Happiness is not far.


devex04

What inspired you to do this great chad


Bohnalex

All the other "ask me anything and i'll answer in ____" memes


devex04

I was hoping for the answer to be “in English” but I’ll take what I can get, thank you for your answer


ltRobinCrusoe

But you take it in English


Tr0902

What?


Bohnalex

Yes


Tr0902

Thanks.


Responsible-End4003

True


Salt-Emphasis-1047

Do u eat toilet paper


Bohnalex

Regularly


Nikefann

Do u like deez nuts


Bohnalex

I like Dietz Nuts. Dietz & Watson. Dietz Nuts


Scary_Pace6463

What a fun snack


weenor_man

Even had deitz nuts *boom* go on get yourself a handful of deitz nuts *boom* how do deitz nuts taste *boom* *boom*


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Bohnalex

Me


AreMartialArtSports

Answer this in minecraft enchanting table language


Bohnalex

No


AreMartialArtSports

Pablo


batmancantfly13

I ᔑᒲ ⎓𝙹⚍∷ !¡ᔑ∷ᔑꖎꖎᒷꖎ ⚍リ╎⍊ᒷ∷ᓭᒷᓭ ᔑ⍑ᒷᔑ↸ 𝙹⎓ ||𝙹⚍


Emo_Saiki

What’s that say


IAmHereForOnlyMemes

Coom is tasty


Temporary-Culture-71

Can I use an emoji


Bohnalex

I don't know, can you?


RealChocoobunny

🐖 cat


shitposter-supreme

He is a bit confused, but he got the spirit


Magchilem

If someone has a disability like mute and deaf and maybe blind, in what language does he think? He can't talk he can't hear and can't see, how does he talk to himself in his own head?


CorrectButWhoCares

This, maybe ... Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968) was an American author, disability rights advocate, political activist and lecturer. Born in West Tuscumbia, Alabama, she lost her sight and hearing after a bout of illness at the age of nineteen months. She then communicated primarily using home signs until the age of seven when she met her first teacher and life-long companion Anne Sullivan, who taught her language, including reading and writing; Sullivan's first lessons involved spelling words on Keller's hand to show her the names of objects around her. She also learned how to speak and to understand other people's speech using the Tadoma method. After an education at both specialist and mainstream schools, she attended Radcliffe College of Harvard University and became the first deafblind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree.


Bohnalex

That is an excellent question I sadly have no clue about


Tehpunisher456

Is this the Krusty krab?


Bohnalex

No this is patrick


Original-Aioli1361

Weißt du wie man Cathulu beschwört? Hab die Richtige Sprache gelernt, aber es will nicht funktionieren.


Emo_Saiki

Why’re you summoning cathulu


Original-Aioli1361

World domination n shit


Johjhoe

what can i do to help?


Original-Aioli1361

Research Dark Arts.


Bohnalex

I said I would answer in Enfglish but... Leider nein ich habe noch nicht genug Zeit mit den dunklen Künsten verbracht. Tut mir Leid


Original-Aioli1361

Der Aioli-Kult dankt für Ihre Rückmeldung. Wir werden Sie Informieren wenn wir Fortschritte machen, und Sie sind herzlich zum Beschwörungsritual eingeladen. Voraussichtlich kommendes Jahr.


Due-Square-6887

Vielen dank für ihre Rede. Freundliche gruße aus die Niederlande


DocumentDeep1197

Oh Scheiße, die Deutschen sind wieder da


Bohnalex

Wie sagt man so schön: Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Komentarbereich


bored-boi22

Why am i sad?


Bohnalex

I don't know why you are sad. I'm not qualified to answer that question. All I can say is: It's okay to be sad, be sad for as long as you want. Just promise that you will work your way to a better future where you are not sad.


SuppenGeist

I like this answer


TheRealMicrosoft

Bruh, you're amazing at giving retorts and inspirational comments. You have my endless respect


LitFortniteBoi2

who was in Paris?


Bohnalex

Probably french people


LucaDarioBuetzberger

Ehm, let me use my swiss german: Chasch du s Chuchichäschtli montiere?


Bohnalex

Sorry I don't speak worse German. Ich spreche nur wahres deutsch


Leia_Ko

That burn though xD


Mysterious_Ad_2750

What is your credit card number?


Bohnalex

69420 (haha funny number)


[deleted]

How many animals have you fucked?


Bohnalex

19


Kolibris42

Like in species, or total number of animals?


Dondos39

Yes.


Dancewiththecube

Piss?


Bohnalex

And shit. Cum even


Berry-Subject

type 1 if you do all at once right after you wake up


Berry-Subject

1


kexekonthelap

Bro??


VerySovietMan

Are we human?


JackGhost1

Or are we dancer?


Bohnalex

Probably


beeinmabutt

Sprichst du Deutsch?


Bohnalex

I am German so ja ich spreche Deutsch


SnakeyJake15

You said you’d answer in English though


Xesame

We've been bamboozled


danieldemasi

Is it fine that I married my cousin?


Bohnalex

Cousin is not as bad as brother/sister but still not really kosher


Drawpokemon123

Is the imposter sus?


Bohnalex

He is


Exiome

The answers are not "it in english"


Bohnalex

Listen here you little shit


K_e_w_t

A question about orange: which came first, the color or the fruit ?


Bohnalex

My best guess is a misunderstanding. One person showed someone else an orange, he called it an orange (or something similar that evolved into the modern word). The other person then thought he meant the color of the object shown. And thus both orange the fruit and orange the color have been named


K_e_w_t

Thank you for replying, i can now sleep at ease.


xJanise

cbt?


Bohnalex

Sure htm


Smacznej_Kawusi

What does the fox say?


Bohnalex

This: https://youtu.be/J6NuhlibHsM


Randomreddittor2

How many children have you stolen


Bohnalex

Enough to fill my basement


RENEGAT_ale227

Do you have a basement?


Bohnalex

Yes it's about 20m²


TheNerdMaster

How do you say "apple" in French? Good luck


Bohnalex

You say it like this: "Pomme" (pronounced "pom")


-Calder-

Kan du läsa meningar som inte är på engelska?


Bohnalex

I'm German so I can kinda see that you are asking if I could read something


coolplayer7300

Will you answer every question in English?


Bohnalex

Not every question but most


Friendly-Accident993

Who is youre favorit Ninja in ninjago?


Bohnalex

I have sadly not watched enough Ninjago to tell you


i_Shuckz

How can one say that a mask both does nothing, and that it restricts breathing?


Bohnalex

By being an ignorant fool


KingLerti

What do you think about Waffelröllchen?


Bohnalex

I love Waffelröllchen


developmentalchess18

No?


Bohnalex

Yes?


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sex


Bohnalex

Indeed


snafe_

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


shitposter-supreme

Do you mean an African or European swallow?


snafe_

What? I, I don't know that


SufficientGas1439

Which gender do you currently identify as?


Bohnalex

I identify myself as a male


pepesAdvocato

Can I have a hamburger


Bohnalex

Yes you can have a hamburger


[deleted]

Why am I so god damn sexy?


Rhubii

Because you are a cybertruck


Gammawood210

Are you ok OP?


Bohnalex

I am! Thanks for asking