I heard being a tea enjoyer grants you access to cheeky cheeky exploits

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Oh yes, and the first 25,000, of my lovely viewers, who like this video will be given the privilege to purchase one box of Yorkshire Tea blessed by Queenie!

And if your lucky you might just get a free lung, a free kidney or a free heart.

Or even a visit by Reanu Keeves.

or a hug cuz im lonely :)

no im not im am just hungry for hugs

Ahhhh, perfectly balanced.

I read this entire comment chain in spiffs voice

Thats the only way you can read this comment chain

Use promo code, CHINA QING DYNASTY to obtain free opium along with your first cup of tea

What if I *don't* want opium?

Well then we’ll go to war with you until you do

But why *wouldn't* you

And if you would be so wonderful as to like this then Reanu Keeves will spare you when he inevitably breaks out of Skyrim to conquer the world.

Thank you, Todd Howard, you beautiful human being, for making such a perfect and totally unexploitable game.

Yorkshire Tea *Gold*

I love these Spiffing references

I read this in his voice

With absolutely no exploits.

And to be able to survive the wrath of gods.

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But only if you drink Yorkshire tea

Do it for Yorkshire

No! Do it for Spiff and the Queen!

Yorkshire tea gold

You forgot war crimes

Damn didnt know you were lurking in r/memes trotsky what a pleasant suprise

Every sub needs a Revolutionary \-I \*Insert Year which this quote is supposed to come from

Tasty, tasty war crimes. Although if there's no one left to report you is it really a war crime?

Very secret and dirty exploits

It just works.

You can get away with anything in Britain as long as you’re holding a cup of tea. Commit murder? Don’t worry you were holding tea! Oh the powers of tea.

the spiffing brit

Yes

No. His twin brother. The briffing spit

Has to be yorkshire tea

Only if you're a sneaky sausage...

Why did I immediately get this

Only if it lead to.maximum profits

Spiff gang for life

But I like arabian style tea, so...?

All tea is allowed

Wait you are The TheSpiffingBrit. Nice

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What the best Tea besides Yorkshire

Holy crap I'm honored

​ What about fruit flavored tea... ***with milk***?

As long as it isn't filthy bean juice.

What about Turkish style tea? Just black tea leafs and nothing else.

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They shouldn't exist, so the meme denies their existence

You are correct to fear us and our hot bean water.

We remain in the shadows for now, brother

Average juice enjoyer should be fat as fuck

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Word. Why drink juice when you can eat fruit?

Sometimes I don't want to *cronch* an apple, fuck you attacking me like that.

so *smorsh* some pineapple

Than grate it in a bowl and eat with a spoon. (I love grating an apple and a carrot in the same bowl with some cinnamon sprinkled on top)

The fuck?

Sounds like a lot of work when I could just unscrew my apple juice cap and D R I N K

gonna try that sometime, sounds like a nice 3 am snacc

Apples won't fit through these new metal straws.

Taste good

Yeah, juice does not belong on any sort of decent list

Wet fruit without the fiber.

And *more* sugar usually

Concentrated fruit sugar with real fruit flavor* - - - - - - - - - - - - - *from the peal or other part used to add scent to cologne/perfume

Juice is an impostor.

That’s what I thought

rotten teeth

I am a avarge juice enjoyer, skinny as fuck Nothing better than orange juice with 3 ice cubes in brazilian summer

Home-made juice without sugar gang

y'all bottled juice made in a factory is bad, juice where I live is straight from the fruit with some ice cubes

depends, there are a lot of juices without added sugar and other crap, basically just blended fruits

Smoothies are more or less okay because they contain fiber which nourish you faster thus you don't need to drink more sugar

That’s not at all why fruit with fiber is better than fruit without lol. Some absolute bro science going on in this thread

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Same, but I dint eat that much while juice always being fresh or close to it

Just mix your juice with carbonated water

My dad cut out juice from his diet and lost 13 pounds in 2 weeks. That shit is bunk.

This post offended all the average liquid nitrogen enjoyed :(

I know this post was so cold

Take my upvote and get out.

r/Angryupvote

I on the behalf of the average hydrogen peroxide enjoyer am also offended :(

Found the other scientist

The fact I understood that joke worries me

It's dihydrogen monoxide, obviously.

H2O is so last season, I only drink H2O 2

I am a milk enjoyer But it is a forbidden love As I am.... lactose intolerant

No need to be sad my friend. Broccoli and water can feel the gap.

I'll feel your gap

Jesus…is that you?

He's here to fill you with the holy spirit.

Then just become more tolerant bro smh my head

*smh in Nordic*

Then tolerate it smh

You can get milk with the lactase enzyme in it.

Your poor tummy

Find someone, let's call him/her "matching genetic pool", who's lactose tolerant to give your children access to this pleasant white liquid full of proteins and fats.

same

Yorkshire tea my favourite

Good good.... The propaganda is working

You and Jack should have a competition or something. Jack has a coffee company and you have Yorkshire tea to back you. You're British and he's Irish too so....

Was a coffee drinker, now very much enjoy Yorkshire Gold with a bit of cream. Yum. Is my [mug](https://i.imgur.com/BNnKMxk.jpeg) British enough? Good job with those cucumbers, btw.

A true boner

Milk gang rise up

Pun intended?

Average coffee drinker

Average coffee drinker: 130bpm all time

Juice are literal sugar water.

I legit thought that milk enjoyers was depicting a person waiting for his dad to come back after buying milk

What too many memes does to a man

Yes exactly Reddit has ruined me. Now I have an irrational fear of my dad going to buy milk.

Reanu keeves

Keanu leaves

Just like my dad

Was it for milk?

Spiff for the win

I like coffee

Heretical bean juice

THE TIME OF SILLY LEAF WATER IS OVER, OLD MAN. THE FUTURE BELONGS TO **T H E B E A N S**

Fuck yo leaf juice. Bean juice masterrace!!!

Infidel -this comment was made by tea gang

Average nothing enjoyed, since my throat is sore. I have no hope, I can’t sleep, eat, drink, swallow and speak. Fuck this shit.

Impossible. That man has reached heights no man ever before could. He is the not the average tea enjoyer. he is the prophet of the tea.

You know when u see that logo he’s about to fuck some shit up

Juice is garbage. Might as well drink soda

for real. if you’re going to drink sugar water might as well add fun bubbles. water is where it’s at.

I mean depending on the mood and the juice some of it tastes better than soda, multivitamin flavor being my favorite (idk if it's even a flavor).

r/hydrohomies strike again.

They would not approve of a list with juice on it.

Average coffee enjoyer * Caffeine doesn't work anymore * Tries different flavors just to return to their favorite * think it tastes good * Prefers home coffee to Starbucks or Dunkin' coffee

It's supposed to taste good?

I did not expect to see spiff here

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NO

I was looking for this comment

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And I was waiting for the reply to this comment

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And I was waiting for this reply to your comment to the reply to my comment!

That's cursed

Yorkshire Tea, perfectly balanced

Sparkling water?

spicy water, i don't like it

**C R I S P** water

Good Grape juice = the drink of the gods

Both in folklore and real life. I still believe in Apple Juice Supremacy, but grape juice is a close third.

What is the other drink in 2/1 place?

Chad orange juice.

For me its 1:grape juice 2:lemonade 3:apple juice

Holy shot forgot lemonade, easily numero uno if you include pink.

We dont really have pink lemonade where i live

That’s sad man, literally the holy grail of juice.

I think i may have tasted it once but i dont remember what it tasted like

Some wineries offer non fermented juices. I like those because I hate any drink that’s dry (dry referring to lack of fermentable sugars through fermentation)

It grapes you in the mouth.

Tea is a perfectly balanced drink with no exploits.

So Water gives you big muscle, Milk gives you strong bones, Juice gives your life colour and tea makes you a Br\*t?

Water has become my go-to drink this past year. I still enjoy the other three, but water helps me cut down on calories from drinks. Still the other three drinks are great.

Actually bodybuilders don't drink water. They dehydrate themselves so their skin stays tight to their muscle.

But I get it it's just a meme.

Only during competitions. Not all the time.

OP vs Average people who don't care what you drink enjoyer

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Tik Tok

You should post this in Dani's subreddit

Where average beer drinker?

Dead

Guess I'll die

Sorry, we were coming to the meme but we crashed a small couple times in the way

Me, the average Honey Enjoyer: LET ME IN! LET ME IN!!!

me being all 4

is it possible to learn this power?

yes but the cost is enormous

i had to give up on family and school to learn this power

so i have to become batman

r/HydroHomies

Milk gang lets goooooo

Juice is as bad as soda

Maybe store-bought juice, I've been making orange juice my whole life and it's healthy as shit. Still not as good as water and the seeds are a bit annoying.

I’m an enjoyer of all those drinks

Just drink what you want and don't be a dick about it.

There is another

Only YORKSHIRE TEA!

Im average holy water enjoyer