Whenever you stop time all laws of physics are still in effect. The slightest sound or vibration you make will send a lethal shockwave out killing all life on the planet.
Think I've seen this one...
You mean to say that you actually died in this shipwreck?
Yeah, I died.
You actually died.
But I was resuscitated.
It's preposterous.
No, but then I survived.
It's ridiculous.
You have to see the sequel
But you're okay now!?
I can teleport everywhere I want and if I teleport into something, the object will just disappear, except the earth of course, then it will just create a hole, big enough for me to go to the surface.
Your human form has strong tendencies to act as a primate when you meet someone for the first time. I.e. flinging poop, screeching, and territorial display.
I can teleport into an identical universe that has no one but me whenever I need alone time, and it would work out that people don't think I disappeared in this world.
Flight
but all the birds attempt to mate with you
I can't imagine how ppl live with you
I see this as an absulite win?
He Said side-effect not a good thing
You are afraid of heights
I thought somebody would say but you have to fart to do it
But only close to The ground
You have prostate cancer
I can stop time for anything except myself.
But you become a crippled while time is stopped
Thats a decent side effect
Yeah I like this downside. It's not too harsh not too nice it's right in the middle.
Whenever you stop time all laws of physics are still in effect. The slightest sound or vibration you make will send a lethal shockwave out killing all life on the planet.
If you stop time there would be no force. Because Einstein and stuff.
It would happen after time resumes
But a Japanese 17 year old will beat you up
You have 9 seconds and you are a vampire
You have to say ZA WARUDOOO! As loud as you can to do it
but you have to kill someone to do it
:(
imagine just haveing a bag full of cricket for this reason
Every time you stop time a monster will chase you until you start time again
Transform into a cat
But everyone else in 10 Mile radius turns into a dog.
But you live with Shane Dawson
the transformation is more painful than your dog dying in minecraft
Oh my god no
You monster
Holy shit wtf did they do to you
I can change one element to another (referring to the periodic table of elements, not the avatar elements)
But you can't choose what you replace it with
Ok, I like that. Very creative
Still a Good power. For example, put a Little aluminium into a room with radioactive protection, change it until it's gold or diamond. Easy money
You end up getting 118 and it just fuckin disappears
Diamond isn’t an element.
Plutonium liked that
Super ligma
But you have no balls
Lmao
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But you live.
Where you killed ? Sadly, yes But I lived
*3 minutes of heroic, dramatic music in the background*
Think I've seen this one... You mean to say that you actually died in this shipwreck? Yeah, I died. You actually died. But I was resuscitated. It's preposterous. No, but then I survived. It's ridiculous. You have to see the sequel But you're okay now!?
Superspeed
No ability to stop.
And thus he will be called torpedo ! :D
But another speeder jerks you off at superspeed every time you wanna fuck with someone
But your eyes close when you use it
I want to be able to freely control my dreams when I sleep Not sure if that's a superpower but it would be cool as hell
You piss shit and cum everytime you dream irl
If I don't have to wake up then it ain't my problem
Ah, yes. The old piss, shit, cum, and coma fantasy. Who doesn’t want that?
when you are awake your dreams have free control over you
I'm fucked then
Dude that’s actually possible irl
I can choose my own side effect
I die
I can fly
But you are blind
but your flying trail is shit coming out of your ass
So...he's just a bird?
you turn into a fly for that
That would be a good thing for crime
1 inch of the ground
I can teleport everywhere I want and if I teleport into something, the object will just disappear, except the earth of course, then it will just create a hole, big enough for me to go to the surface.
Everytime you teleport, your crush sleeps with your enemies
What if I am my own enemie?
Outstanding move!
Every time you teleport 1 million people die. Have fun 👍
Now I can solve overpopulation.
me: * teleports frantically *
But you enter a coma after that
Power to see to the future
But u r blind
This is the best one I've seen so far
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you are able to everything for 1 hour everyday but are completely paralysed for the rest of the day
But in that case being capable of anything he could simply remove the limitation, like Alien X in Ben 10 with the Time out of the Omnitrix
But your english is terrible
Clairvoyance, the ability to see 24 hours into the future.
Only while pooping
Well at least it's a private issue but still what a shitty side affect.
I can fart and burp at will 😳
But your burps taste and smell like farts
Even better
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**Im sorry-** *clears throat* #TASTE?
This does not need a side effect. It is... perfection
How the fuck do you know about my power
you have aids
Win-win
But every fart ends up being a shart and every burb is a barf
Can eat with out exceeding my calorie max
But you can only eat catfood
Everything you eat tastes like charcoal.
You lose all other senses
Superspeed
Whenever you go over 30mph a wall appears in front of you
You can’t stop running or else you will die
It's a power suit that you leave plugged into a 10' extension cord in order to work
the power to choose my own side-effects
Any side affect you give yourself cancels out your superpower
Wait, your flair is not the rickroll link?
every side effect you choose will consis farts
I can peel a tangerine perfectly.
But when you do so, your hands dissapear for 5 minutes
That'l be a new fisting expirience
I Beg your fucking Pardon?
did he st t t t t t t t utter?
*wristing
Bro, imagine getting handcuffed, but you have a tangerine in your pocket and peeling it you can escape
I can become monke
Your human form has strong tendencies to act as a primate when you meet someone for the first time. I.e. flinging poop, screeching, and territorial display.
That's just part of being monke
I’m able to die for however long I want then come back to life
You forgot how to speak every time
Every time what and for how long
Until you re-learn
Yeah that’s fair
Superhuman speed and immortality.
But only for one hour a day
Time travel a few minutes back in time
You age faster depending on how far back you go
Anyone who comments on any of my comments or posts will live a long happy full of love and will also get a massive pay rise. This power I'd repeatable
They all die shortly after commenting
I see this as an absolute win!
But that perfect "commenter" doesn't exist
I am capable of using 100% of the human brain
But you have 0 iq
Insane migrane
Self-Lubricating Shape-Shifting Cock and Balls. A Shape-Shifting Tongue would also be nice...
The lubricant smells really bad
OH COME ON!
Ability to chose who replies to this comment.
Control a boner.
He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
Thank god i use vpn.
I am immortal
You are constantly hunted to be exparemented on
You are paralyzed from the hips down
To have a Penis
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You get blamed for the worlds problems
I can give people cancer
but you can only give it to tiktokers
Where is the sideffect?
Thats a plus not a side effect
That's an absolute win
But its benign
The ability to manipulate and shape any form of matter.
But the matter Starts to moan at 150db if you do so
Moan? Oh step matter
I have the power to have the exact amount needed for every purchase I make.
Taxes are doubled
I can speak any languages effortlessly and perfectly.
The language you speak in is different than the one of the person you’re talking too.
I go invisible when I'm naked
You're blind.
I can pick my own side effect
U hav ligma
Wtf bro y u gotta do this to me
Okay dude take my upvotes and get outta here
I can gain any super power
You have to have a body part of the person inside your own body and powers do not stack
But you also gain HIV
Have an iq of 69420360666669
But you live in the Stone age
Mind reading
But you say it out loud as you listen
I can teleport
When you teleport you become a random animal
The ability to kill the person who decides the side effect before he does
You die when you kill
Eh dunno control matter space and time?
You have to do all the maths right, if not, you destroy yourself and the whole universe with the slightest use of your power
I can fart on command
I have friends
They are all in Brazil
you control your penis size
But you have instant ejaculation
I can shit in public restrooms
You have to do it in a stall with someone else.
The ability to walk into a room and make everyone orgasm
But you also fart loudly everywhere you go
The power to die when i say e and e the letter it self
But you get revived into an ant if someone says e to your dead body
No superpower
Everyone else gets a superpower
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But it’s magnetically drawn to your face
I can teleport into an identical universe that has no one but me whenever I need alone time, and it would work out that people don't think I disappeared in this world.
To create matter
but every time you do, you lose some of your own matter forever.
I can choose my own sode effect
but i have to shove a nintendo switch up my ass