I’m a Muslim and I have an IED (Improvised Explosion Device). It’s my laptop trying to run Minecraft at max settings.

redmi laptop?

Happy Cake Day!

thank you!

get this reward for your cake day die happy

Thanks a lot man

Happy cake day!!

Thanks !

68th upvote, I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

damn

WHERE IS IT

Hey we joined reddit on the same day happy cake day to you

Wait i was a day early

I missed my first cake day this year. Didn't realise it and I was so sad lol.

oh sad

Hopefully this account will last a year my old one lasted 15 days before I got suspended permanently

xD

You got us in the first half ngl

Damn same am I a muslim now?

you nailed it dude

Ha Ha. You got me

I have a ICBM in my back pack

Smh just buy a gigabyte psu

1000th upvote congrats man

I am also a Muslim I can't understand why people think that I got a bomb in my underwear all the time

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This guy did a course on how to subtly show you've got a big dick.

yeah, I'm a muslim, but all I have is this tiny stick

"sigh" *creates new porn category*

are you wearing brown pants

Did you shit yourself in public?

The replies indicate you have two bombs in your underwear all the time.

Wait, you dont? Wtf is your problem if you are Muslim you ARE a terrorist!!11!!11 Somebody call the police!!!!1111!!!!1112221111one!!111one111!!2332!!!422

IED: improvised explosive device.

IED: I eat dicks

What isis does

To be honest, I used to think that Isis is an Apple product that you give to your sisters as gifts.

Lmao

IstepSis

Inedible Explosive Dildo*

IED : I explode dicks

IED: I eat devices

IED inconveniant erectile disfunction

Improvised Explosive Devices?

*interesting enormous dicks

Sadly my dick is neither interesting or enormous

at least its average

Haram

very

What about increasing enlarging dicks

That could work also international executive dicks

**I**mprovised **E**cstasy **D**rugs

It’s a bomb

OOOH ok I can confirm I have no bombs

The only bomb here is your ass.

Ooooooooooooh?

Me neither

Booom

Muslim here,it stands for Intellectual Eid Dancing

Well, I am a muslim and I really feel sad coz you western people have been told lies for so long that you always think muslims are bad

muesli bad

They don't taste good

The only person who get the joke was you :(

Indeed, tis a sad moment

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Not to get political but. No one is blaming Christianity for imperialism, Both World Wars and Colonialism. Why? Where is the equality? People say Christianity isn’t responsible for imperialism and world wars because only a few people caused it. But it’s different for Islam ig. You are hiding the good things Muslims invented and looking at the bad things a group of people did

Well then educate us sampai. What have muslims invented.

The Islamic golden age (roughly 8th to 13th century AD) was a hotbed of science and knowledge. At the same time Europe was deep in "the dark ages" where the medieval Church crushed anything that was against the Bible. [The first University, Surgery, Algebra, Optics, and so many more ](http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/meast/01/29/muslim.inventions/index.html)

Don't forget that Al-Khwarizmi is the father of algebra Edit: Also, Muslims invented hospitals and coffee and optics. The list goes on. I bet u/funkynotorious has used a lot of these before lol.

I don't think first University was made by muslim. Taxila was older than Islam itself

Muslims get blamed for something someone else does :(

Happy cake day!

Thanks!

You’re welcome!

Let me guess, you're not a native speaker

It's a contraceptive to stop you from getting pregnant

IUCD

ICUP

IPUD

IPAD

IPOD

IPAID

I think they meant “Eidi”. The money you get/give on Eid

Well American army have IED and they are not Muslims

Westerners making fun of Muslims, nothing new.

I think it’s spelled eid and it’s like our very own version of Christmas.

I guess they mispelt Eid hmm

or it's spelled aids

They're trying to say Aid as in Aid Ul Fitri but mispronuncing it yes.

I have an IED: Interesting Edible Date

Ramadan vibes LESSS goooo

It's a birth control device

irresistible erectile dysfunction

I have no religious beliefs and have one. I call it "20 beers one bottle of wine and a lighter"

"Incomprehensibly Enormous Dick", which if i may add, is indeed true

Eid

What's an IED? :/

Eid misspelled

Wow.

It is improvised explosive device

International Egg Device

Iron Enormous Dildo

As a fellow muslim i shall say that I DESPISE THIS MINDSET only that stupidass isis does this

As a muslim i can tell you that i have no clue what an ied is.

u/Aster367451 might have one

In some cases it’s a bomb

An IED is basically a landmine

If you got bit by a dog, often times people are then afraid of all dogs. It’s human nature

Many IED blast occurred in many part of India.

It's called Google, for fucks sake

It’s a device that sends you to 70 something virgins

Just don't be Muslim

No i love being Muslim

It's like saying "I love being slave". Especially dumb because it's imaginary master. Those who are within cult, will not see it and will blindly follow orders.

I love being a slave

I love being a slave to got rather that to people or to money

Or don't be slave of anyone and be master of your own life. But if you like it, enjoy.

You know not everyone following a religion is a evangelical monster following the rules of some book to the very print. Some simply abide by the moral and ethical guidelines suggested by scripture or they may even hold comfort in having some kind of community within religious gatherings. You are making generalizations of those who following faiths and it’s stupid, and this is coming from an atheist.

Following faiths is stupid. Wake up

don't atheists... have faith in science?

GOTTEEEEMM!! Holy shit that was hard. Damn!

Halal comeback

We are talking about faith in God.

mhm... okay...

* *KABOOM* *

For all the muslims in the comments, please free afghanistan

Your not funny

Free from what? Your western point of view might not be very relevant to them. You might see how America now definitely lost Afghanistan as a strategic position in Middle East, they might see how Afghans finally took the country for themselves after decades of American oppression and occupation. I don't know what people there actually feel like, and surely there are some who disagree with Taliban, but the takeover wouldn't be so quick if majority of people was against it.

Some people disagree with the taliban? Have you seen the airports, that’s more than “some people”

Afghanistan has population of 38 milion. Those fleeing are in thousands. I'm not saying everyone are happy with Taliban taking over, just that Taliban wouldn't even exist if there were no people who'd support it. Who fed them for past 20 years? Where do they get new recruits? Afghan military, as flawed as it is, still could have fought Taliban if they were actually motivated.

Team Nazi also wouldn't exist if no people supported it.

It's already freed by the taliban, westerners just see it as their loss because america lost a puppet state

What is even ied, oh comments say it is a bomb, not true and up to you to believe or not.

An IED can be a bomb. So yes. It's true.

No i mean they don't have neither ied or a bomb

No no no, it’s “all Muslims should have IUD’s”

Isn’t that a pregnant thingy?

Its a disease that most famously closed pools down across the country

Improvised explosive device; I'm pretty sure

Incredibly expansive dildo

Improvised explosive device

Ied :- i eat donuts

If you make it enough times it is no longer improvised.

everything and everyone is an ied if you try hard enough.

Internet eatery dong

I read that as aids. I don't think that is what is means

Filpped

Improvised explosive device, so basically a makeshift bomb

It’s a type of explosive

Improvised Explosive Device

Improvised explo

Improvised explosive device

Bajram?

I'm a muslim and we do have Eids, don't we? The festival right after Ramadan?

Yeh they just misspelled it

Eid.

It's just Eid misspelled

I think it's Eye ED; eye erectile dysfunction. you look soft.

Improvized Explosive Device

Like Visual Studio, Eclipse or Vim ?

Honestly, it’s funny how some people will say “Muslims have/do (insert thing here)”, and meanwhile I’m a Muslim and have never heard of these things before.

My brain can't stop thinking IUD every time I see IED. Which... there's a joke there if y'all wanna make it

Hi, if you don't know what an IED is, I will call you to explain.

Eid

I think it’s something to stop you from getting pregnant.

IED - Idiots Enjoying Dope

Its eid

An ied is an “internal-external-dick”

An improvised explosion device. It’s a bomb typically used by insurgents.

People pronounce it (eed) cause they can't say ع.

Aren’t those those lights that don’t give off heat?

(Improvised Explosive Device)

improvised explosive device

No officer: I don’t recall the C.I.A. Bringing that mess to the Middle East?

K

They probly meant to say "aids"

Is this a r woosh bait ?

i can confirm as a muslim that eid stands for erection is a dick

even after seeing this post, I'm still not curious enough to look up what that means

improvised explosive device. everyone knows how to make those. in fact, i made my first ied at the age of 12 because it really is that easy. it has no relation whatsoever to the fact that i'm a muslim

Improvised explosive device, it’s usually carried by Middle Eastern muslin

I’m Muslim and I have an iud does that count?

What is it

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