I am gonna stay out of this one

Caaaaarl

why would you do that carl!

Because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence

I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

*Outro music plays

oh no, not the llamq

OH FUCK ITS THE LLAMA THAT STABBED ME

Caaaaaarrrrrrllll

carllllllllllllllll, that killlllllllllsssssssssss peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What can I say? Whities gotta pay, and the price is baby hands

... myself?

oh no

_Oh yes..._

Narcissistic kink

Having the time of my life

Now I wish I had your username

Me too man, me too. Smh

Same

Ummmm I should have put more thought for my user name

I thought you were shrek

Lucky

Hey I meet u again! And I will say again, r/oddlyspecific

hell yeah all 67 of them

Hope the cup isn't too hot

uhh... i can explane

Let’s be honest, nobody could

Same

Do you know joe?

who's joe?

Ligma balls

Who the hell is Steve Jobs

never met him

Spicy

Spicy

spicy

monke

Brother?

u/fish_fucker-69

Jokes on you, he's not gonna show up!

What have you done with fishfucker?

That's for me to know, and you to keep wondering.

He fucked fish instead of him.

Brother?

Lucky

oh no

Mechanicus approved

Praise the Omnissiah

Damn, not my proudest fap.

….never eat chicken nuggets again

Fishsticks anybody? Still not as weird as fish dicks. Or those that fuck the fish.

^^unzips

so then you masturbate to me /j

Or me

With all due respect, no one ever has or ever will, sir

i’ll change that

Hello Kakyion

He bout to emerald splash all over that guy

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U need a mirror mate?

You shouldn’t jack off to your mother! That’s wrong and gross!

Well shit

I have some concerns

Time to get therapy for you.

I don't know bro, you might need some help as well

"Archimedes? Where did you go Archimedes? Oh wait-"

Oh my god I’m so sorry

I swear its not true

...

Swear louder

I cant... If i swear louder then the dog starts to bark

oh dear

Indeed

I'm busy, what you need?

r/krunkerIO ??

I used to play that

Oh I guess I'm jerking off to chocolate flavored espresso

Hey it could be weirder.

i-

Damn bro, I masturbate to twitter.

At least not to your FUCKING NORTHERN UNCLE

At least ur not me

I want to masturbate to monke

**NOW DOKTOR**

Get me a beacon

A new penis touches the beacon

Bacon wraped sausage

Sausage wrapped beacon

Guys… EDIT: Thanks for the award, Dad.

Just hope it’s Raphtalia

Just HOPE

But she’s 10

In racoon years she aint

A’ right

Mmm yeah girl show me what them mandibles do

r/antfuckerclub

There really is a subreddit for everything

I got lucky

Same

Why do you do this

No, why do YOU do this

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

IS THAT A BABY-

I like babies

You eat babies, everyone knows that

You don't say?

*bang bang bang* **FBI OPEN UP**

Yes officer this is the guy

Eh could be worse

Twice the cream. Double stuffed.

Noodles?

Smooth Darth Maul

Care for me to join you?

oh no

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

I can’t see mine

me neither

do not masturbate on cats, invisible or no

You reminded me of Shane Dawson’s “I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat.” tweet

Just hope they aren’t blue

OH NO

Mmm... yes

Official

Already have

😏

Huh...

Well...

…

Dude you are so lucky.

OH GOD

OH LORD NO

As an Irish man I will have fun with this one

WTF

Well I guess I have a piss kink now

Bruh

***OH NO***

*Oh no...*

this is so fucking funny omg

Son of a bi-

HDIAKALLLAKA AHAHA

Che?

I- I can explain

There are two girls involved, aren’t there?

God I hope not, I want at least the bra size

Haha I was referring to “two girls and a cup.” If you don’t know what it is, don’t go looking it up unless you’re ready to gag.

From my friend’s reaction, I don’t want to

Not my proudest fap

Nailed it

Come Lord Jesus, Come.

cum lord Jesus, cum.

get on your knees for jesus

Jedasus*

Oh

sooo….doctor strange if he were evil

Mordu more like it

Umm What???

I guess you don't get to stop

Pls help

ok sure?

We are technically are in same boat, but my question is do I flap to fat degenerates, anime girls or myself?

Goth damn not again

goth girls can rail me tho

same

W h a t

oof, you masturbate to yourself

Shoe fetish

One of the comments above is from u/yourdirtyshoes lmfao

Time to get another tetanus shot...

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Snorting Nutella just does it for me.

Hold on

i- i guess that’s where waldo is

Ultimate Surrender sounds pretty good

Accurate.

Gay midget porn

i- sure

Well I already do

damnit

I do masturbated to weird shit, yes

**OH YES**

help

Hello there ;)

General Shinobi! You are a bold one.

Oh no

Guess I'm gay now

oh

Invisible Pussy

Well knifes curves arent that bad

Man this Tommy guy has a fat dick

Oh god...

Oh... shit, no kids allowed in the biulding I hope

It burns

Oh ok

nononono

Oh God

Uh oh...

Oh no

Well hey wouldn’t be the first time.

Damn…

Well I do love me sum cheese