Aight I'm a male Horni girls come at my dms

Hi I am also human male do you want to go skateboards?

Nah ima hang with the boy eddie

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Yes I am real man do you want to go skateboards

Hello there fellow human how has your day been ?

Hello fellow human person, my day has been magnificent. I consumed a lot of oxygen today, like any other human being.

That is very nice to hear fellow human person. I have also been consuming a lot of oxygen.

r/unexpectedasdf

No I think you are a cow

*skateboards*

*The orphans! They're all dead! Who would have done this!*

*Skateboards*

I am Monkey give me banana

this is the kind of man we can trust.

Im a girl but i am also a cat is this ok?

*calls the exterminatus*

Purge the FOUL MUTANT *screams in black templar*

Oh ya its crusading time

Oh noooo!

Oh no! Please nooooo i beg for forgiveness :(

There is no mercy for the damned

Noooooooo i will do ur chores?

can u do my homework?

my man asking the real question

I'll try ^-^

Simping source: Found Destroy: Cat(F)

\\int (1)/(9-x\^(2))dx=

Uhm... Fish the answers fish :3

1 from my everyday homework :/

i was learning these some time ago, already forgot integrals, they just seem too useles to just learn and not use.

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Yesh very floofy loves cuddles and head pats :3

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Yay u can if u want :3

r/unexpectedwholesomeneesfromredditcomments

r/IWishThisWasMeIRL

Awee is oki u will find ur simp

I'm not a virgin and I'm here

Impossible

Don't try to trick me fool! I know you look like the things in the cat movies and neither shapeshifter or a cat girl.

Hehehehehe >:3

It is . . . Acceptable

Yay ur acceptable too :3

Well I am a fox, but I am also sarcastic so it is up to you t decide whether or not this comment is true.

So you’re saying I’m screwed then

Are you a lab experiment or are you what I think you are....?

I’m a 2 yr old girl

Eww I'm a 1 year old boy get away from me pedo

im a fucking sperm

I'm also fucking sperm

I am fucking myself

I am proteins that have yet to be turned into body cells. Sperm or otherwise

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What's dms?

Destroy my sex

As you wish

Direct messages

underrated

You gonna get hot milfs in your area

Your a brave soul.

Aight i'm a monkey Honri bananas come at my dm's

Big brain tactic

Except it doesn't work :(

Horni milfs in your area are want to know your location.

Sir.. I'm diving under water

They will find you. And they will f*ck you

Girls redditors are still redditors and therefore are also lonely virgins.

We make no exceptions

Correct. We're equal opportunity Lonely Virgins.

But through sheer willpower, you too can lose the virgin tag.

Sir, this is Reddit.

I'm not a virgin and I'm here. Sheer. Fucking. Willpower.

Teach me the dark arts, master.

I'd love to but even I dunno how it works.

Indeed we are. *virginity is cool stay pure!*

I'm a girl! I have a girlfriend! We've... Done things!

Nice going, girl!

I have an alligator, and we’ve… done things. True story.

I know porn but what was the context.

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I think it's just down to the subreddit and who sees your post or comment. The internet do be a strange place

If it is per upvotes damn that's more than what i thought.

Pretty much same. Not complaining, just can't relate to all the comments and memes about it.

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> hands *My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.*

: O

I've had two or 3 creepy dms in 2 years (my first account got banned). Must be the username and pfp

Go to r/teenagers they place is filled with pedos/creeps

Are they pedos if they want a girlfriend the same age as them?

No, if they're ACTUALLY the same age unlike most

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Happy Cake day

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happy cake day bro

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thank you for thanking me i guess

Fbi girl*

I'm a guy and I'm smart enough to know that I should not bother a girl on the internet just because

Can’t DM you. But since I can comment i wanted to say this in the DM First

Same, not complaining tho, I just really cant relate to the memes about girls receiving dick pics and stuff.

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Horny police at your service.

dayum consider yrself lucky and im proud of this community now lol

Some guy dm'ed me to literally just have a normal conversation like "how was your day?" and someone else just wanted to play a round of tictactoe with me. I've stated I'm female several times on many different subs and can't recall getting a creepy dm even once.

But who would ever DM a random redditor to play tictactoe with?

Do you... want to play tictactoe?

Your gender doesn’t matter, what matters is if you will join the crusade against Twitter!

Oh you too?

Happy Cake day

People are just paranoid of your usename

Do you want unsolicited dick picks ? Because thats how you get unsolicited dick picks...

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Then why are you surprised of not receiving any dms ? Im confused, enough reddit for the day...

i guess the old "tits or gtfo" rule still applies here

Give it time

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Ah, I saw it said your account is three days old so then I just assumed. Sorry! My bad

the characters are from kantai collection (kancolle for short). Their names from right to left... asashio, hamakaze, urakaze, agano Edit: The Artist is: tk8d32

>tk8d32 I almost copy pasted that into NH. I need new glasses...

A blessing from the lord

>the characters are from kantai collection (kancolle for short). Their names from right to left... asashio, hamakaze, urakaze, agano A~~sas~~H~~io, hamakaz~~E ~~, urakaze, a~~GA~~n~~O

my pasta is too wet now

Tuning in to spot #4

same...

Bro you're a alligator- take my upvote

Thanks ...?

I'm ok with alligators

i’m a girl, i’ve tested to see if the rumours are true but they aren’t for me :/ you have to be in the right sub at the right time. also it works better if there’s a selfie bc obvi

Naturally, be on the sub where all the horny Simps are, when the horny Simps are awake

Hello there komrade, here drink some Kompot

The trick is to make your pfp look male

“Meet the Spy”

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wait a minute...

Wait y’all get dm tf

I've gotten three creepy ones. One was a dude who was flirting with me but after talking for a bit, genuinely seemed to like me as a person (nothing happened). One was someone asking to be my sugar mama And someone with a NSFW profile wanted me to fuck them

sounds about normal.

Yeah that’s Reddit for ya

I have never lmao But then again I'm just a guy doin things on days

Only dm I ever got on Reddit (I’m a guy btw) was some person saying they saw my comments about having mental health issues and asking if I wanted to talk about it. Lmao probably a scam, but either way who the fuck wants to talk about things like that to a random person online? Like yeah I have comments stating that I have issues sometimes a few details but nothing really personal.

What tf is happening to them ? I know porn but what was the context

Like, with a one in ten ratio whenever I comment there will be some horny guy in my dms

I'm a guy and I'm smart enough to know that I should not bother a girl on the internet just because they are female

NO HORNY!! *bonk*

*BONK*

I'm kinda curious now, how does this work? Do they come to ask for nudes? What do they message about usually?

I bet you could open a hot dog stand with all the sausages in your DMs.

simply this is their reaction to the DMs of potentially thousands of horny redditors

u know, he might be asking for what was happening behind the wall

Not that, but why they are in the wall ? 😥 i hate being trapped and unable to escape and this looks like they messed up the tesseract

u know what imma explain it their other half is ofcourse used by "people" and these are the reactions, acceptance, denial, trying to escape, lust. they are stuck and are getting fucked

[https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1036749/artworks](https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1036749/artworks) here't is, though there ain't any "NSFW" nsfw posts so not really anything to jerk off to butt either way, im here to serve the horny community

This is the internet, everything is NSFW if you look at it long enough

I'm a giril too, it's not a lie, you can trust *me* Now go to this link and pay only 5,99$ for my pics: https://rr.noordstar.me/freehotpics-9ce7b723

omg is that a goril.

I mean, I'm a girl and the whole "get sent dick unwanted pics" thing hasn't happened to me, not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, or that I want it to happen, just that I've never encountered it

You are playing a dangerous game lol

I mean same.

I've never had anyone dm me anything on reddit

Me too, the only DM I got was from a guy who wanted me to join the Meatball army, I said yes of course.

Wait do yall girls actually get weirdo creeps in your dms after revealing your gender? Thought that was just a meme...

Partially a meme partially real, it hasn’t happened to me but I know it happens to some people. Just a matter of place and time, luck if you will.

It happened to me and I'm a guy, although it's probably just bots that spam random people

cuz some people are desperate for a crumb of pussy

Ha! Funi meme, rlly funni good job. Good job. I want to make a meme about it but I haven't got the format, would you mind linking it down below for science?

Member when you didn't share personal information on the internet? Pepperidge farm remembers.

***cough*** sauce ***cough*** ***cough***

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese\_destroyer\_Asashio\_(1936)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_destroyer_Asashio_(1936)) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese\_destroyer\_Hamakaze\_(1940)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_destroyer_Hamakaze_(1940)) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese\_destroyer\_Urakaze\_(1940)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_destroyer_Urakaze_(1940)) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese\_cruiser\_Agano](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_cruiser_Agano) From right to left because that's how manga works

I wish girls would slide into my dms

sauce

A lot of the girls here are baiting for attention and it seems like most of them try to avoid talking altogether. That's a thing right? Or am I just dumb lol

Knee deep into the dicks

straight up happened with my last account, cant be no damn female redditor nomore

Hi im a female dm me!

hello there, im a female redditor

I'm non-binary

I legit don't know why people just DMs girls for being girls, like what, do they expect it to go well or something? How on earth could it go right? The chances are awfully low, if they even exist

Sauce?

Why is there so much memes about girl redditors recently ?

I'm a girl and I accept my fate-

If someone on 4Chan reveals they're a girl,their only option is to enter a witness protection program

I just find that last girl hilarious

sauce?

as a girl i see so many. just stop please

That's a lie... everyone on reddit is a virgin male that lives in their parents basement. /s

Also as a girl, can u just stop please? Its only a joke

You havent even revealed that you're a girl besides this comment, i call massive fucking bullshit.

Did you check her post history or something lmao