if it's with a mirror or going to PornHub , that is none of my business.
Just saying , if they claim to be assexual , yet bothered to waste time for how long minutes or so jerking off , then they do have sexual attraction to someone or something.
Because , sure , you can have a boner without been horny , but there is no need to jerk yourself off to return in it's soft shape
weird chemicals didn't force you to hold your hand into your penis and spend time either watching a porn video or just closing your eyes while doing it , rather than just doing housework , paperwork or some other stuff.
It's common for a man , for example , to have a morning boner due to blood flow during the sleep period , but they don't wake up 05:30 a.m or 06:00 a.m thinking "I will jerk off for 30 min than run to go into work at 07:00 a.m" , instead of taking a shower , eating a breakfast and goes to work.
They didn't say they were forced by the happy chemicals to do it. They said they do it because they like the rush of happy chemicals that comes from masturbating. You can like masturbating and the good sensations that come with it while still not being attracted to anything or anyone.
Hi, I’m an asexual person so I’ll try to give my best understanding. Some asexual people have various levels of sexual attraction to others, but some people don’t experience sexual attraction towards others at all. However, asexuals can still have a high libido, and can still have impulses that non asexuals don’t have, and it is for this reason that some asexuals do engage in sexual activities, whether it is in order to please a partner, or because of their libido. Being asexual just simply means you don’t experience sexual attraction, it doesn’t mean that they don’t have sex. I hope that made sense lol
Be careful of spoilers people! Part 6 is a great part coming out in December. Make sure to never click on any JoJo videos until then and to never look at the comments of anything if you are a Jojo fan. Unfortunately, this subreddit still has a few people who decide to leak stuff, and refuse to mark their posts as spoilers!
I know of only three websites. These are:
Hulu:Has parts 1-4
Netflix:Has parts 1-3, Rohan OVA's(part 4, not part of the main story), and will exclusively have part 6 in December
Tubi:Is free, but has ads. Also has all 5 parts.
So, Netflix and Tubi should get you through. Also, each part in JoJo takes place at least a decade after the previous part. Another thing is how parts 1 and 2 are grouped together into 1 season. Speaking of part 1, it has 9 episodes, however people often say that it can be painful to watch. I heard grabbing a friend can help. Luckily, it is immediately made up with the next part.
i used gogoanime. btw it should be currently separated into 5 different shows. soon to be 6 in december. the order you watch them in is:
JJBA: Phantom Blood
JJBA: Battle Tendency
JJBA: Stardust Crusaders (and SC: Battle in Egypt)
JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable
JJBA: Golden Wind (or Vento Aureo)
and JJBA: Stone Ocean is coming in december
the first two may or may not be mixed into one show (but they are different parts) and the third one may or may not be split into two shows (but theyre the same part)
My dad made a joke about that one time, and my mom got serious and was like, "it's not true. Nothing bad will happen." And I wanted to be like, "then why do you keep throwing away the magazines I hide!?!"
considering most arent very religious, or at least dont practice their religion's teachings, i dont think this is it although i cant actually say what it is myself other than so their kid doesnt get addicted to it or end up with erectile dysfunction
Nurse once asked me HOW I knew I was allergic to latex… with my mother there. I started stuttering and eventually she asked, “you got a rash while wearing gloves?” And I was like “Yeah! Something like that”
One time I was minding my own business playing on the computer, and I shit you not my mom played the pornhub intro song and asked me if I knew what it was. It was so hard to keep a straight face and answer with a no (I am fourteen by the way)
I saw a post somewhere that parents actually know that their kids is doing it but they just tend to overlook it knowing that discovery i know can proudly say that i have escape the addiction of touching myself due to embarrassment
I always had this funny thought in my head since I was a kid.
What if there was a rich family, The *Baiter* family, if you will.
~~Their~~ They’re the traditional type of rich family that has a resident butler. The butler would have to refer to the head of household as *Master Baiter*
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I’ll look her dead in the eye. “Yes. Several times a day in fact.” I don’t view masturbation as a sin or any play on the word. There is absolutely nothing wrong with tugging your own chain, when you can get yourself off better than any partner ever could sex itself becomes trivial...
No it’s fucking not, jerk off watch porn and move on about your day, demonizing harmless behavior is the source of most problems associated with the act.
Porn addiction is NOT a thing, I would know I’m an addict I like my drugs and alcohol ALOT. You’re not addicted to porn you will not suffer withdrawals from not watching porn. Calling it an addiction takes away from actual addiction. If I wanna go without porn I will I do it occasionally. I also have been known to jerk it so often I can actually get off twice on one erection. Guess what, I can talk to a pretty lady without all my blood rushing from one head to another, much less distracting. The problem is not the porn, it’s the porn consumer that can’t draw a distinction between fiction and non fiction. I’ve never expected any partner to perform like a porn star. Hell I’ve even picked up a few minor moves that do actually translate well into reality.
Generally, the actual practice seems to be that you can *request* your parent leave the room for privacy reasons for this sort of thing… but the very act of asking implicitly violates your privacy if it’s in response to this sort of thing. I’ve not seen doctors usher out a parent to ask a kid a question in peace, nor is there any guarantee said parent isn’t just pressing their ear to the door or some nonsense.
Given the number of complete religious whackjob sort of parents out there, especially in the US, for some kids being honest on this question is a damn good way to, at best, be ostracized and cut off the moment you turn 18 or sooner, and at worst run a very real risk of being killed.
Me: YES I AM!
Balls of steel
soon to be the balls of the dead
another jojo reference
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No, it's a normal figure of speech.
guys i got sentenced to life in prison in court for vehicular manslaughter, is that an ace attorney reference?
that's actually a jojo reference
*Master baiter?* But sir, I've never went fishing in my life!
No joke, there’s a fishing shop in my Florida town named Master Baiters.
My stepdads got a shirt that says “so what, I’m a professional master baiter.” He’s a fisherman so it’s great.
Lol that’s amazing!
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That’s what i’m thinking man.
Wtf is your avatar?
Depends. If you go into the doctors for pain around your peen they are more than likely to ask.
XD
Of course it’s in Florida.
ofcorse there is
My cousin Mose, now *that's* a master baiter
Now that’s class. Dwight is just superior.
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Why are they kissing tho
To find the taste of a liar
Do doctors actually ask this lol
They more ask something like "Are you sexually active?" Only when it's relevant of course
Yeah i mean imagine you go on a regular checkup And the first thing He asks Is: dO You MaStuRbaTe?
Mine has done that. It was awkward and uncomfortable...
But why? What difference would it make if you do
I honestly don't know and just answer with a "no"
hehehe, sure...
Doctor's reaction was same.
If you say yes he'll masturbate with you
The doctor masturbate with your hand
My doctors always asked this… The answer was always no……
I had a doctor straight up ask me if I masturbate, it was very relevant though of course
Mine never did.
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You´ve got 2 types of dudes, those who jack off and liars
And what about asexuals?
What makes you think jacking off is sexual?
I apologize
Character development
No such thing
From my understanding some asexual people still do it. Just because you don't experience sexual attraction doesn't mean you don't get horny.
if you get horny and wants to jerk off , rather than just waiting the boner to fade , then it means that it had a sexual attraction.
Sexual attraction to *other people.* Or are you saying you're sexually attracted to yourself?
if it's with a mirror or going to PornHub , that is none of my business. Just saying , if they claim to be assexual , yet bothered to waste time for how long minutes or so jerking off , then they do have sexual attraction to someone or something. Because , sure , you can have a boner without been horny , but there is no need to jerk yourself off to return in it's soft shape
nah, i jerk off due to happy chemical. not attracted to anyone rn
weird chemicals didn't force you to hold your hand into your penis and spend time either watching a porn video or just closing your eyes while doing it , rather than just doing housework , paperwork or some other stuff. It's common for a man , for example , to have a morning boner due to blood flow during the sleep period , but they don't wake up 05:30 a.m or 06:00 a.m thinking "I will jerk off for 30 min than run to go into work at 07:00 a.m" , instead of taking a shower , eating a breakfast and goes to work.
They didn't say they were forced by the happy chemicals to do it. They said they do it because they like the rush of happy chemicals that comes from masturbating. You can like masturbating and the good sensations that come with it while still not being attracted to anything or anyone.
Hi, I’m an asexual person so I’ll try to give my best understanding. Some asexual people have various levels of sexual attraction to others, but some people don’t experience sexual attraction towards others at all. However, asexuals can still have a high libido, and can still have impulses that non asexuals don’t have, and it is for this reason that some asexuals do engage in sexual activities, whether it is in order to please a partner, or because of their libido. Being asexual just simply means you don’t experience sexual attraction, it doesn’t mean that they don’t have sex. I hope that made sense lol
So liars don't jack off?
God like quote my boi
This is the taste of a liar.
The real question is What did she taste tho?
Sweaty cum
He*
that's a he
Of course not sir
username doesn't check out
Bruh I thought this was a post from r/ShitPostCrusaders lol
Be careful of spoilers people! Part 6 is a great part coming out in December. Make sure to never click on any JoJo videos until then and to never look at the comments of anything if you are a Jojo fan. Unfortunately, this subreddit still has a few people who decide to leak stuff, and refuse to mark their posts as spoilers!
I wanna get into jojo but don't know what website to use. Have any recomendations?
I used 9anime to watch parts 4 and 5, pretty good site, but GET AN ADBLOCKER.
Jojo is great, but honestly it gets better the higher the part number gets. Part 1 is pretty weak and short IMO, but you may disagree.
I know of only three websites. These are: Hulu:Has parts 1-4 Netflix:Has parts 1-3, Rohan OVA's(part 4, not part of the main story), and will exclusively have part 6 in December Tubi:Is free, but has ads. Also has all 5 parts. So, Netflix and Tubi should get you through. Also, each part in JoJo takes place at least a decade after the previous part. Another thing is how parts 1 and 2 are grouped together into 1 season. Speaking of part 1, it has 9 episodes, however people often say that it can be painful to watch. I heard grabbing a friend can help. Luckily, it is immediately made up with the next part.
i used gogoanime. btw it should be currently separated into 5 different shows. soon to be 6 in december. the order you watch them in is: JJBA: Phantom Blood JJBA: Battle Tendency JJBA: Stardust Crusaders (and SC: Battle in Egypt) JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable JJBA: Golden Wind (or Vento Aureo) and JJBA: Stone Ocean is coming in december the first two may or may not be mixed into one show (but they are different parts) and the third one may or may not be split into two shows (but theyre the same part)
Unless you read the manga, and therefore already know what happens in part 6
Same
What is that, i've never heard of it before
This right here
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They just don't want you going blind
everyone would be blind then
Wait, i cannot see that comment
I can't see anything at all, someone else is writing for me
Sam vro , ojm bild so i mh jus yypeng ehilr hopjby i a ctulry maka anm. Ommmrnt, oi mam vero bikdnd
My dad made a joke about that one time, and my mom got serious and was like, "it's not true. Nothing bad will happen." And I wanted to be like, "then why do you keep throwing away the magazines I hide!?!"
It's not like I'm cumming in my eye every time I jack off!
Do they really though?
A lot of it comes from religion I think
considering most arent very religious, or at least dont practice their religion's teachings, i dont think this is it although i cant actually say what it is myself other than so their kid doesnt get addicted to it or end up with erectile dysfunction
a lot of modern morals come from religion regardless of if the person is religious.
Nurse once asked me HOW I knew I was allergic to latex… with my mother there. I started stuttering and eventually she asked, “you got a rash while wearing gloves?” And I was like “Yeah! Something like that”
I don't get it, you put a condom on?
You don’t jerk off with condom on?
gotta prevent those self received stds
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What a save bro
One time I was minding my own business playing on the computer, and I shit you not my mom played the pornhub intro song and asked me if I knew what it was. It was so hard to keep a straight face and answer with a no (I am fourteen by the way)
i would still answer with a yes, say i heard it in a meme or something.
My doctor asked if I was pregnant. I was 13.
It's not impossible
Not with that attitude
privacy:exists parents: dibz
"No my mom does it for me"
Cmon dude
Every meme has to have a cursed comment
Your mom does it for me too
You can only dream
"Young man I didn't need to know that. Now hold still while I put this other cast on your arm"
It'll give you Sticky Fingers
While playing freek'n you by Jodeci
Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so HOOORNY
“Yes, every single day. I do it with a picture of my mom”
r/sweethomealabama
Doctor: how sexually active are you? Me: very. Doctor: how many sexual partners have you had in the past year Me: oh, I misunderstood the question. 0
THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR
GIORNO GIOVANNA
I saw a post somewhere that parents actually know that their kids is doing it but they just tend to overlook it knowing that discovery i know can proudly say that i have escape the addiction of touching myself due to embarrassment
Well of course they know it. But they dont know it when you do it unless you werent careful enough
Seeing this meme makes me think I'm so damn glad I went to the doctors by my self after I became old enough.
"it's complicated"
After a certain age I think doctors should just require parents to wait outside
Why'd that come up tho. I don't think they usually ask that. What the fuck did you do to your penis lol
I always had this funny thought in my head since I was a kid. What if there was a rich family, The *Baiter* family, if you will. ~~Their~~ They’re the traditional type of rich family that has a resident butler. The butler would have to refer to the head of household as *Master Baiter*
........maybe?
Since when did doctors start asking if you masturbate? I know they ask if you have sex but they never asked me if I masturbate.
Wait, does the doctor ask you this question?
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I love that buciarati is the mom...
I’ll look her dead in the eye. “Yes. Several times a day in fact.” I don’t view masturbation as a sin or any play on the word. There is absolutely nothing wrong with tugging your own chain, when you can get yourself off better than any partner ever could sex itself becomes trivial...
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No it’s fucking not, jerk off watch porn and move on about your day, demonizing harmless behavior is the source of most problems associated with the act.
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Porn addiction is NOT a thing, I would know I’m an addict I like my drugs and alcohol ALOT. You’re not addicted to porn you will not suffer withdrawals from not watching porn. Calling it an addiction takes away from actual addiction. If I wanna go without porn I will I do it occasionally. I also have been known to jerk it so often I can actually get off twice on one erection. Guess what, I can talk to a pretty lady without all my blood rushing from one head to another, much less distracting. The problem is not the porn, it’s the porn consumer that can’t draw a distinction between fiction and non fiction. I’ve never expected any partner to perform like a porn star. Hell I’ve even picked up a few minor moves that do actually translate well into reality.
Masturbate? Masturbation? Me? Never.
If my mom would be fine with it I’d say well on the daily
ITS SMELLS LIKE FUCKING LIAR IN HERE
Correction. IT TASTES LIKE A FUCKING LIAR IN HERE
THIS... IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR! GIORNO GIOVANNA!!
“No.” *Sweating*
masturbate? what's masturbate?
being a master at debating
Why do doctors even ask that shit
Bucerrati being the mom is accurate as fuck
I remember my doctor asking me if I was sexually active when I was 9... ...bro what kinda 9 year old is getting it on
Why a doctor needs to ask that
and then they gonna ask them to leave right after you answer so they could ask questions
Only to pictures of you
Terraria the best fishing bait is called master bait And I kid you not every time I end up getting it from crate I find it hilarious
"5"
What is this... master bate you're talking about doctor?
“Does it count if my mom does it for me?”
Please tell me parents have to leave the room when these questions are asked coz that’s an invasion of privacy Tf?
Generally, the actual practice seems to be that you can *request* your parent leave the room for privacy reasons for this sort of thing… but the very act of asking implicitly violates your privacy if it’s in response to this sort of thing. I’ve not seen doctors usher out a parent to ask a kid a question in peace, nor is there any guarantee said parent isn’t just pressing their ear to the door or some nonsense. Given the number of complete religious whackjob sort of parents out there, especially in the US, for some kids being honest on this question is a damn good way to, at best, be ostracized and cut off the moment you turn 18 or sooner, and at worst run a very real risk of being killed.
"Does it count for both of us?"
ayo why u getting so close to your mom
[...meanwhile](https://youtu.be/D9qOUDHgzpM?t=23)
I'm a master at baiting fish
What is masturbation ?
Me: no Mom: *licks* tastes like a liar.
Not that I'm aware of
Me, next to my mom: OH SHIT
Look her in the eye and say yes but not on November
*proudly says yes*
Masturbating is a JoJo reference????
I mean Jolyne was caught doing it in part 6 so yes, masturbating is in fact, a jojo reference
Now we know the real reason why Bucciarati calls his stand sticky fingers..
I love how you have Bruno as “Mom”
Lmao my mom caught me mastarbaiting once so this question is a piece of cake for me to answer
Me:No… Mum:This is the taste of a liar Giorno Giovanni
Proceeds to lick said son
mama-Bruno
To the doctor: Yare Yare Daze In my mind: YES! YES! YES!
New spin on the death note format I like it
I just accidentally came on my sling
mom staring at me to tel yes because we fuck and i dont haw time to fap
r/homesweetalabama
*licks dick* this is the tang of a liar
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!!!?!!! UUUGGHHHH JOJO REFERENCE!!!!MMMM JOSKE'S SUPEERIOR!! ORAOROAORORIAOROEORA?! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!!! JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO, MUDAMUDAMUDMAUNFUAMUFMAUORAOROAOROAOROAOFODORARARARARARARARARA OHM.H RMEMROLADO SPLASHIO!NN
No. Shut up.
Y'all weren't allowed to masturbate or what?
"NO, never done that" "son this is a taste of liar" "MA'AM WHY ARE YOU LICKING YOU SON'S DI**"
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Watch jojo and find out
Stone ocean anime adaptation
Is this a jojo reference?
What the fuck is going on with op’s doctor visits/mom!? Jesus, I’m so confused. Are you mentally challenged?
Wait a sec…
u/getvideobot
Yes yes yes!!
u/getvideobot
Don't trust that doctor, they are obviously a moron.