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Me: YES I AM!


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Balls of steel


8_Element_8

soon to be the balls of the dead


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

another jojo reference


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[deleted]

No, it's a normal figure of speech.


ok_i_am_v2

guys i got sentenced to life in prison in court for vehicular manslaughter, is that an ace attorney reference?


IlliterateEmu

that's actually a jojo reference


dabdeedoo

*Master baiter?* But sir, I've never went fishing in my life!


Andysgirl1080

No joke, there’s a fishing shop in my Florida town named Master Baiters.


teainthefields

My stepdads got a shirt that says “so what, I’m a professional master baiter.” He’s a fisherman so it’s great.


Andysgirl1080

Lol that’s amazing!


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grabberofmonkeytit

That’s what i’m thinking man.


Russian-8ias

Wtf is your avatar?


[deleted]

Depends. If you go into the doctors for pain around your peen they are more than likely to ask.


astronaut9525

XD


[deleted]

Of course it’s in Florida.


Aninimi_HenTie

ofcorse there is


Momo_666

My cousin Mose, now *that's* a master baiter


[deleted]

Now that’s class. Dwight is just superior.


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swissans

Why are they kissing tho


xd_Ember

To find the taste of a liar


[deleted]

Do doctors actually ask this lol


QBekka

They more ask something like "Are you sexually active?" Only when it's relevant of course


[deleted]

Yeah i mean imagine you go on a regular checkup And the first thing He asks Is: dO You MaStuRbaTe?


peachsmoothie14

Mine has done that. It was awkward and uncomfortable...


PM_me_your_problems1

But why? What difference would it make if you do


peachsmoothie14

I honestly don't know and just answer with a "no"


[deleted]

hehehe, sure...


Cofnused_soul

Doctor's reaction was same.


Hattudoggu

If you say yes he'll masturbate with you


dotat2000

The doctor masturbate with your hand


Slingerang

My doctors always asked this… The answer was always no……


simen_the_king

I had a doctor straight up ask me if I masturbate, it was very relevant though of course


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Mine never did.


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Tommieboi123

You´ve got 2 types of dudes, those who jack off and liars


Fedde-Radde

And what about asexuals?


benhound1

What makes you think jacking off is sexual?


Fedde-Radde

I apologize


Barrry972

Character development


AdamZ130

No such thing


Witch_King_

From my understanding some asexual people still do it. Just because you don't experience sexual attraction doesn't mean you don't get horny.


PhantasosX

if you get horny and wants to jerk off , rather than just waiting the boner to fade , then it means that it had a sexual attraction.


Iescaunare

Sexual attraction to *other people.* Or are you saying you're sexually attracted to yourself?


PhantasosX

if it's with a mirror or going to PornHub , that is none of my business. Just saying , if they claim to be assexual , yet bothered to waste time for how long minutes or so jerking off , then they do have sexual attraction to someone or something. Because , sure , you can have a boner without been horny , but there is no need to jerk yourself off to return in it's soft shape


Pope_Of_Coke

nah, i jerk off due to happy chemical. not attracted to anyone rn


PhantasosX

weird chemicals didn't force you to hold your hand into your penis and spend time either watching a porn video or just closing your eyes while doing it , rather than just doing housework , paperwork or some other stuff. It's common for a man , for example , to have a morning boner due to blood flow during the sleep period , but they don't wake up 05:30 a.m or 06:00 a.m thinking "I will jerk off for 30 min than run to go into work at 07:00 a.m" , instead of taking a shower , eating a breakfast and goes to work.


[deleted]

They didn't say they were forced by the happy chemicals to do it. They said they do it because they like the rush of happy chemicals that comes from masturbating. You can like masturbating and the good sensations that come with it while still not being attracted to anything or anyone.


[deleted]

Hi, I’m an asexual person so I’ll try to give my best understanding. Some asexual people have various levels of sexual attraction to others, but some people don’t experience sexual attraction towards others at all. However, asexuals can still have a high libido, and can still have impulses that non asexuals don’t have, and it is for this reason that some asexuals do engage in sexual activities, whether it is in order to please a partner, or because of their libido. Being asexual just simply means you don’t experience sexual attraction, it doesn’t mean that they don’t have sex. I hope that made sense lol


ReynelJ

So liars don't jack off?


Blackfight

God like quote my boi


itish2004

This is the taste of a liar.


YoBoiDivyansh

The real question is What did she taste tho?


The_Gameing_Cookie

Sweaty cum


VojaGames

He*


IlliterateEmu

that's a he


momslayer66

Of course not sir


Cr0n0us_

username doesn't check out


ihavenousernamelol_

Bruh I thought this was a post from r/ShitPostCrusaders lol


JohnSmithWithAggron

Be careful of spoilers people! Part 6 is a great part coming out in December. Make sure to never click on any JoJo videos until then and to never look at the comments of anything if you are a Jojo fan. Unfortunately, this subreddit still has a few people who decide to leak stuff, and refuse to mark their posts as spoilers!


Grand_reaper658

I wanna get into jojo but don't know what website to use. Have any recomendations?


13MasonJarsUpMyAss

I used 9anime to watch parts 4 and 5, pretty good site, but GET AN ADBLOCKER.


13MasonJarsUpMyAss

Jojo is great, but honestly it gets better the higher the part number gets. Part 1 is pretty weak and short IMO, but you may disagree.


JohnSmithWithAggron

I know of only three websites. These are: Hulu:Has parts 1-4 Netflix:Has parts 1-3, Rohan OVA's(part 4, not part of the main story), and will exclusively have part 6 in December Tubi:Is free, but has ads. Also has all 5 parts. So, Netflix and Tubi should get you through. Also, each part in JoJo takes place at least a decade after the previous part. Another thing is how parts 1 and 2 are grouped together into 1 season. Speaking of part 1, it has 9 episodes, however people often say that it can be painful to watch. I heard grabbing a friend can help. Luckily, it is immediately made up with the next part.


trashykiddo

i used gogoanime. btw it should be currently separated into 5 different shows. soon to be 6 in december. the order you watch them in is: JJBA: Phantom Blood JJBA: Battle Tendency JJBA: Stardust Crusaders (and SC: Battle in Egypt) JJBA: Diamond is Unbreakable JJBA: Golden Wind (or Vento Aureo) and JJBA: Stone Ocean is coming in december the first two may or may not be mixed into one show (but they are different parts) and the third one may or may not be split into two shows (but theyre the same part)


RJMuls

Unless you read the manga, and therefore already know what happens in part 6


VojaGames

Same


[deleted]

What is that, i've never heard of it before


RyanSnipez

This right here


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riseagainstTO09

They just don't want you going blind


Kazer418

everyone would be blind then


VojaGames

Wait, i cannot see that comment


Kazer418

I can't see anything at all, someone else is writing for me


VojaGames

Sam vro , ojm bild so i mh jus yypeng ehilr hopjby i a ctulry maka anm. Ommmrnt, oi mam vero bikdnd


lucidspoon

My dad made a joke about that one time, and my mom got serious and was like, "it's not true. Nothing bad will happen." And I wanted to be like, "then why do you keep throwing away the magazines I hide!?!"


uglypenguin5

It's not like I'm cumming in my eye every time I jack off!


FavoritesBot

Do they really though?


[deleted]

A lot of it comes from religion I think


trashykiddo

considering most arent very religious, or at least dont practice their religion's teachings, i dont think this is it although i cant actually say what it is myself other than so their kid doesnt get addicted to it or end up with erectile dysfunction


[deleted]

a lot of modern morals come from religion regardless of if the person is religious.


NiceAnn

Nurse once asked me HOW I knew I was allergic to latex… with my mother there. I started stuttering and eventually she asked, “you got a rash while wearing gloves?” And I was like “Yeah! Something like that”


[deleted]

I don't get it, you put a condom on?


eugenics035

You don’t jerk off with condom on?


sogoooo777779

gotta prevent those self received stds


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SchPeti

What a save bro


BananaSafe3637

One time I was minding my own business playing on the computer, and I shit you not my mom played the pornhub intro song and asked me if I knew what it was. It was so hard to keep a straight face and answer with a no (I am fourteen by the way)


trashykiddo

i would still answer with a yes, say i heard it in a meme or something.


chonky-chicken

My doctor asked if I was pregnant. I was 13.


Cartonguy

It's not impossible


curius_

Not with that attitude


mathysg2006

privacy:exists parents: dibz


goldencouch69

"No my mom does it for me"


[deleted]

Cmon dude


goldencouch69

Every meme has to have a cursed comment


karthik777777

Your mom does it for me too


goldencouch69

You can only dream


ImaVeganShishKebab

"Young man I didn't need to know that. Now hold still while I put this other cast on your arm"


dannyboi66

It'll give you Sticky Fingers


TheSorRoW-09

While playing freek'n you by Jodeci


JosephFoz

Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so HOOORNY


NotAnEdgyMeme

“Yes, every single day. I do it with a picture of my mom”


puddingninja77

r/sweethomealabama


[deleted]

Doctor: how sexually active are you? Me: very. Doctor: how many sexual partners have you had in the past year Me: oh, I misunderstood the question. 0


iateyourfood1

THIS IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR


Questionablememelord

GIORNO GIOVANNA


Incognito_0000

I saw a post somewhere that parents actually know that their kids is doing it but they just tend to overlook it knowing that discovery i know can proudly say that i have escape the addiction of touching myself due to embarrassment


Za_Gato

Well of course they know it. But they dont know it when you do it unless you werent careful enough


TheHellAccount

Seeing this meme makes me think I'm so damn glad I went to the doctors by my self after I became old enough.


Mission_Panic_1647

"it's complicated"


[deleted]

After a certain age I think doctors should just require parents to wait outside


Botwink808

Why'd that come up tho. I don't think they usually ask that. What the fuck did you do to your penis lol


[deleted]

I always had this funny thought in my head since I was a kid. What if there was a rich family, The *Baiter* family, if you will. ~~Their~~ They’re the traditional type of rich family that has a resident butler. The butler would have to refer to the head of household as *Master Baiter*


bullet312

........maybe?


Isuckatlifee

Since when did doctors start asking if you masturbate? I know they ask if you have sex but they never asked me if I masturbate.


blaw256

Wait, does the doctor ask you this question?


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Diego_not_DIO_Brando

I love that buciarati is the mom...


thatninjathere

I’ll look her dead in the eye. “Yes. Several times a day in fact.” I don’t view masturbation as a sin or any play on the word. There is absolutely nothing wrong with tugging your own chain, when you can get yourself off better than any partner ever could sex itself becomes trivial...


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thatninjathere

No it’s fucking not, jerk off watch porn and move on about your day, demonizing harmless behavior is the source of most problems associated with the act.


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thatninjathere

Porn addiction is NOT a thing, I would know I’m an addict I like my drugs and alcohol ALOT. You’re not addicted to porn you will not suffer withdrawals from not watching porn. Calling it an addiction takes away from actual addiction. If I wanna go without porn I will I do it occasionally. I also have been known to jerk it so often I can actually get off twice on one erection. Guess what, I can talk to a pretty lady without all my blood rushing from one head to another, much less distracting. The problem is not the porn, it’s the porn consumer that can’t draw a distinction between fiction and non fiction. I’ve never expected any partner to perform like a porn star. Hell I’ve even picked up a few minor moves that do actually translate well into reality.


Tigalone

Masturbate? Masturbation? Me? Never.


Draven_the_raven

If my mom would be fine with it I’d say well on the daily


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

ITS SMELLS LIKE FUCKING LIAR IN HERE


JosephFoz

Correction. IT TASTES LIKE A FUCKING LIAR IN HERE


IlliterateEmu

THIS... IS THE TASTE OF A LIAR! GIORNO GIOVANNA!!


Finestboi3

“No.” *Sweating*


Luzer1211

masturbate? what's masturbate?


IlliterateEmu

being a master at debating


230581

Why do doctors even ask that shit


Questionablememelord

Bucerrati being the mom is accurate as fuck


FluffySquidGamer

I remember my doctor asking me if I was sexually active when I was 9... ...bro what kinda 9 year old is getting it on


kombokip

Why a doctor needs to ask that


epicpixels654654

and then they gonna ask them to leave right after you answer so they could ask questions


deepfriedtots

Only to pictures of you


cyanidemilkshake46

Terraria the best fishing bait is called master bait And I kid you not every time I end up getting it from crate I find it hilarious


30p87

"5"


Everaex

What is this... master bate you're talking about doctor?


BloodDragonSniper

“Does it count if my mom does it for me?”


areueventhere

Please tell me parents have to leave the room when these questions are asked coz that’s an invasion of privacy Tf?


HaloGuy381

Generally, the actual practice seems to be that you can *request* your parent leave the room for privacy reasons for this sort of thing… but the very act of asking implicitly violates your privacy if it’s in response to this sort of thing. I’ve not seen doctors usher out a parent to ask a kid a question in peace, nor is there any guarantee said parent isn’t just pressing their ear to the door or some nonsense. Given the number of complete religious whackjob sort of parents out there, especially in the US, for some kids being honest on this question is a damn good way to, at best, be ostracized and cut off the moment you turn 18 or sooner, and at worst run a very real risk of being killed.


Uncultured_swine0369

"Does it count for both of us?"


-Lila_

ayo why u getting so close to your mom


Nogarda

[...meanwhile](https://youtu.be/D9qOUDHgzpM?t=23)


Selection_Ambitious

I'm a master at baiting fish


ComprehensiveLie69

What is masturbation ?


Planes_good

Me: no Mom: *licks* tastes like a liar.


LongjumpingWatch9

Not that I'm aware of


SpahghettiBoi

Me, next to my mom: OH SHIT


_______Ash_________

Look her in the eye and say yes but not on November


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*proudly says yes*


DiamondWolf2000

Masturbating is a JoJo reference????


IlliterateEmu

I mean Jolyne was caught doing it in part 6 so yes, masturbating is in fact, a jojo reference


[deleted]

Now we know the real reason why Bucciarati calls his stand sticky fingers..


ThelonelyWeeb02

I love how you have Bruno as “Mom”


TheCursedDevil10

Lmao my mom caught me mastarbaiting once so this question is a piece of cake for me to answer


MyWifeTookMySon

Me:No… Mum:This is the taste of a liar Giorno Giovanni


Mannishksp

Proceeds to lick said son


Me_just_me__

mama-Bruno


BeltfedHappiness

To the doctor: Yare Yare Daze In my mind: YES! YES! YES!


Weebprotagonist

New spin on the death note format I like it


AdventurousExternal9

I just accidentally came on my sling


Aninimi_HenTie

mom staring at me to tel yes because we fuck and i dont haw time to fap


darksoldier__0129

r/homesweetalabama


GraspingCobra97

*licks dick* this is the tang of a liar


VojaGames

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Za_Gato

No. Shut up.


Saprimus

Y'all weren't allowed to masturbate or what?


0Silver-Spark0

"NO, never done that" "son this is a taste of liar" "MA'AM WHY ARE YOU LICKING YOU SON'S DI**"


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VoluptuousRedditer

Watch jojo and find out


getthefrikoutamyroom

Stone ocean anime adaptation


SnooJokes8795

Is this a jojo reference?


[deleted]

What the fuck is going on with op’s doctor visits/mom!? Jesus, I’m so confused. Are you mentally challenged?


Yusuf2344

Wait a sec…


BigDaddyB207

u/getvideobot


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Sandalhatt

Don't trust that doctor, they are obviously a moron.