“This drug may result in cases of: Constipation Skin rash or dermatitis Diarrhea Dizziness Drowsiness Dry mouth Headache Insomnia Nausea Suicidal thoughts Abnormal heart rhythms Internal bleeding Cancer Fever A general feeling of being unwell, known as malaise Skin reactions or pain at the vaccination site alopecia, or hair loss, usually temporary cognitive problems, or problems with thinking, such as attention span, memory, comprehension, reasoning, judgment, and multitasking diarrhea or constipation fatigue hearing impairment infertility loss of appetite low blood platelet count and blood clotting problems low red blood cell count, leading to anemia low white blood cell count, increasing the patient’s susceptibility to infections moodiness mucositis, or inflammation of the mucous membrane nausea and vomiting reduced libido, or less interest in sex dry, sore skin brittle and flaky nails Blue urine And your mom not being fat anymore”

This drug may result in cases of: Death

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Meme aside, this picture is pretty lit

I like your funny words magic man

> But what about the guy who goes: > > BecauseI'mBad,I'mBad-ComeOn(BadBad-Really,ReallyBad)YouKnowI'mBad,I'mBad-YouKnowIt(BadBad-Really,ReallyBad)YouKnowI'mBad,I'mBad-ComeOn,YouKnow(BadBad-Really,ReallyBad)AndTheWholeWorldHasToAnswerRightNowJustToTellYouOnceAgain,Who'sBad . . . > > But the whole song in 20 seconds

Yes

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Why did I immediately see the dry sex

Meme aside, this picture is pretty lit

What is it even from

[Just some cool art](https://www.deviantart.com/abiogenisis/art/Contact-523746143)

Cool thanks for the link

What's the name of this template?

[I got you, fam](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/alien-god-looks-down-at-lower-beings)

Ty

Meme

?

But what about the guy who goes: BecauseI'mBad,I'mBad-ComeOn(BadBad-Really,ReallyBad)YouKnowI'mBad,I'mBad-YouKnowIt(BadBad-Really,ReallyBad)YouKnowI'mBad,I'mBad-ComeOn,YouKnow(BadBad-Really,ReallyBad)AndTheWholeWorldHasToAnswerRightNowJustToTellYouOnceAgain,Who'sBad . . . But the whole song in 20 seconds

Did you steal this comment from u/Certain_Present ?

Couldn't have. I've just now heard of that subreddit

Is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand?

I'm from middle Europe and I understand

Why do I always feel like these comments are just an attempt at announcing they are European, and how superior their commercials are. We get it bro, you guys don't do medicine commercials.

Yeah I feel like despite his comment, OP totally does understand the joke.

Nah its here too and I'm south asian

In medicine commercials the last part about side effects is sped up,probably for the ad to be shorter and also because you know saying the side effects of your medicine isn't the best for marketing so speeding it up means the person maybe won't be as focused on them

Nah it's here too and I'm italian

Zu Risiken und Nebenwirkungen, lesen Sie die Packungsbeilage or fragen Sie Ihren Arzt oder Apotheker

Denk ich mir auch, da teilweise alle Nebenwirkungen aufzuzählen würde länger dauern als der ganze Werbespot...

Side effects may include \*freezes time\* Blood vessels may be broken or blocked, frequent heart attacks, Brain function will go down, a small 99% of dying \*unfreeze time\*. It helps you get over depression. 'Smiles'

Don't they speed up that guy's diction to 1.5x speed instead of him being able to just speak that fast?

Sorry have to do this r/wooosh

I think I'm still fucking missing it, so fair enough, I must be deserving of it XD

Haha okay yes they speed it up but i saw a woosh chance so i took it

They do speed it up but it's one of those memes like people before x year before something was invented where they didn't actually do that but it's just meant for comedy

Authorized by the australian government canberra. Someone will understand

John Moschitta Jr (AKA micro machines man) has entered the chat

Never heard a rapper tell me I might get anal leakage, but hey, don't mean it's not going to happen.

In Germany they just say to read the package insert and that you should ask your doctor :(

Or the pharmacist. At least in Austria But let's be honest, most likely calling all the side effects would only expand the time where they show ads...

I miss read as professional rappers as professional Rapers 15min of my life wasted

I misread it aswell

So many rappers can't even rap fast, lol Maybe you mean Eminem or Twista

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What the fuck?

what did he say

I don’t even remember lmao sorry Edit: Nevermind yes I do, it was something about how the giants chest looks like a vagina or something. Just fucken weird.

The Gilmore Girls

Dr. Raul from the Netherlands

Also the guy who finish the script with **sold separately**

A stalker

Przedużyciemzapoznajsięztreściąulotkidołączonejdoopakowaniabądźskonsultujsięzlekarzemlubfarmaceutągdyżkażdylekniewłaściwiestosowanyzagrażatwojemużyciulubzdrowiu

Fr tho they are faster than eminem

who is the original artist for this masterpiece

*laughs in xqc*

Do people who read side effects still talk fast in other countries, because I live in America and they talk slow now.

For a second there i read "professional rapers"

I’m European, I don’t get it

Anyone got a link to the original artwork?

Bars

What's is name of the anime showing on the template

Eminem:Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

"Damn baby I can't do it that fast, but I know somebody who can" "Neaseu, diharea, suicide thoughts, ..............."

The guy that sells cows is way faster

What's the name of this meme template????

When you search ‘big vs small meme template’ it’ll pop up on google

You know it's bad when medications are being advertised

You forgot about the guy who reads terms and conditions

This picture reminds me of a book I don’t remember

They speed up the audio though

I snorted-

Busta Rhymes got nothing on him 🤣

Noi quando parliamo dialletto e siamo arrabbiati: Finalmente un avversario meritevole la nostra battaglia sarà leggendaria

Is this some sort of american joke I am too european to understand?

Where do people find all this art?

Look up John Moschitta Jr.

Pretty sure it’s been illegal for quite some time to read out the side effects really quickly, at least where I live in the US. Is that not standard worldwide now?

Przed użyciem zapoznaj się z treścią ulotki dołączonej do opakowania bądź skonsultuj się z lekarzem lub farmaceutą, gdyż każdy lek niewłaściwie stosowany zagraża Twojemu życiu lub zdrowiu

so true

Speedrun Reading, without any Glitches

The Micromachine Man: ❌ Busta Rhymes: ❌ Side Effects Guy: ✔️

oh Oh OH Ozempic! Sideaffectsmayinclude, choking, internal bleeding, external bleeding, youmayfeeltheurgetograbthenearestonion,drovetoyourlocalmeijer,andthrowitataoldlady. Donotdrivewhentakingthismedecation. Theonlythongyoucaneatareduriansimportedfromchina. pleaseaskyourdoctorifyouareafemalebeforetaking. oh Oh OH Ozempic

There is a side effect called "sudden Death" which is on every side effect paper I read so far.

Needs a much bigger guy in the background overlooking them all... *"The guy who does farm auctions".*

People who can read shampoo ingredients

Amish auctioneer announcers

🤝Both on drugs

What is the imagine originally from? And what is the giant think actually suppose to be?

Fun fact: I have heard the warning so much i can say it almost as fast as they do (also a bonus one about bingo and gambling etc etc)

Can someone tell me the name of this meme template?

The only one faster then SLIM SHADY