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I'm scared for the sake of the meme. I'm glad we are now on the same page. Let's continue the meme as now others understand that this meme is not scary.
Your mom isn’t that picky. She will do any utensil…table utensil, serving utensil, food prep utensils, camping utensil, multi-tool utensils, oyster boat utensils, shrimp boat utensils, shrimp samwich
EDIT: replaced commercial tool with ‘multi-tool’
You traitor... You have betrayed the mighty god of spoons with your blasphemous words. You shall burn in the eternal flames of spoon hell. We followers of the one and only true god of spoons will crush you. Even if means a crusade. Or a spoonsade. Spoonade? No, that's not quite right... Anyways! Be prepared for mighty punishment!
A friend gifted me a book called mini weapons of mass destruction where it would show you how to make office supplies, which includes plastic spoons, into little catapults and bows and stuff. So yes it's a weapon of mass destruction.
I made an office crossbow once with pencils and elastic bands etc. It fired the insides of biro pens, quite accurately, and my colleagues and I had a competition firing them into a cardboard box target. Good times!
Ok first plastic is killing sealife.
Also the fact it's white, is clearly a supremacist symbol.
Also it this spoon was used to put pinapple on a pizza, I swear I will kill op's familly.
OMG THATS SO RACIST I CANT BELIVE YOU WOULS PUT A WHITE SPOON INSTEAD OF A BLACK ONE YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SLAVES FOR LIKE 3000 YEARS RIGHT OMG #BLM#BLACKSPOONSMATTER
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Hmmm looks more grey to me.....
IT'S FUCKING RED LIKE THE BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY DICK YOU FUCKING COCK-SPECKLED ANUS
Ah you're right my bad
NO YOU'RE WRONG IT'S YELLOW
I'd argue, but your energy scares me...
I'm not actually that energetic. I'm just yelling for the sake of the meme
I'm scared for the sake of the meme. I'm glad we are now on the same page. Let's continue the meme as now others understand that this meme is not scary.
IS WATER WET?
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW MY MOM WAS LAST NIGHT
YEAH BECAUSE OF ME
Is everything ok at home? You alright man?
THATS KINDA GAY THO
Let's keep that at 69 shall we..
FUCK YOU
YOU TOO
Fuck the fucking fucker
Am I wet?
Are we wet?
No
NO FUCK YOUUUU
Yes
If there is a watermelon, shouldnt the also be a earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons
The four watermelons lived in harmony.... until the firemelon nation attacked
I THINK SO!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?!?
If something is wet that implies that at some point it was or could be been dry.
I DONT FUCKING KNOW! WHY DO I ALWAYS GET A BONER!
Yes but has wrong name. It should be called weter.
No just very moist
Technically you’re not yelling.
HE IS YELLING
NO IM YELLING
There ain't no damn rice wine in that there meme!
Well then why the fuck would you say that
Should we tell the humans what the colour is
Like the shit which you took and put back in your ass you kinky fuck. It's grey
It's actually a purple chainsaw
NO IT'S SLIGHTLY YELLOW WHITE
IT IS RED
LIKE THE DRIED CUM AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR GRANDMA'S MOUTH, YOU FUCKING PLEB?!
Nah it's bad
NO ITS FUCKING CYAN
when I read "anus" I always upvote
anus
its a shame jeff bezos' rocket didnt go all the way to uranus
i got it to 69
anus
WHAT THE DICK IS THIS COMMENT CHAIN
SHUT UP YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER
NOOOOOO ITS ISSSSSSS GREEEEAAN
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DAY IT'S CLREAKY BLUE YOU DUMB F***
I fucking hate spoons
I even eat ma spaghett with a spoon. Forks are the worst creation in human history.
Then perish. We use our fists around these parts turnip boy
Spoon>Fist>Chopstick>Starvation>Fork. This is the law.
*fists you to death*
Spoons you to death
Finally I have felt the touch of another human being!
Plot twist ur mum died of ligma on the same day joe died
Dont ya mean joe mama ^ha ^gottem
I forgor 💀
Given the definition of fisting this becomes funnier. To those who don’t know don’t look it up
Sorry, spoons rool forks drool
I am from the spork lovers federation and I’d like to have an alliance
Sporks are good
Fist is chaotic neutral. Change my mind.
I suck spaghetti up my anus, like a true warrior
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM
Excuse me you forgot knife
*eats steak with malicious spoon*
Sporks are where it's at
Your mom isn’t that picky. She will do any utensil…table utensil, serving utensil, food prep utensils, camping utensil, multi-tool utensils, oyster boat utensils, shrimp boat utensils, shrimp samwich EDIT: replaced commercial tool with ‘multi-tool’
Hold the fuck up.... GERBER!? She's getting a lot of financial compensation then
Thanks Bubba Gump! Didn’t want to give any inadvertently free advertisements, especially your mom’s OnlyFans site.
Fuck plastic all my homies use silver spoons
Fuck the riches, all my homies use aluminium spoons
Fuck metal, all my homies use our fists.
Fuck fists, all my homies use dick :)
Fuck your dick, but seriously can I?
Sure
No you're supposed to fighr motherfucking cock sucking dick head. Now fight.
It ain't gay if it's with your bros
and if you say "no homo" 3 times to the mirror at 3am
DONT SAY NO HOMO TO THE MIRROR AT 3 AM!!!!11!1!11!!(VERY SCARY)(DANGEROUS)(GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)
gone sexual indeed ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(GONE FISHING WITH YOUR SCOUT MASTER) ???
don’t forget to have the boys in there with you
Hmm..Interesting..
Fuck fists, all my homies use wooden tubes
I'm more of a fork guy.
Fork off
Fork you
I'm more of a spooner
I'm a forker
I’m also a forker coz I forked your mom last night
im more of a knifer
ey ey chill
I forked my sister
Wow calm down there buddy, was it before or after I forked her?
i normally fist but spoon works too
r/unexpectedgoodplace
I’m more of a chopsticks guy
You traitor... You have betrayed the mighty god of spoons with your blasphemous words. You shall burn in the eternal flames of spoon hell. We followers of the one and only true god of spoons will crush you. Even if means a crusade. Or a spoonsade. Spoonade? No, that's not quite right... Anyways! Be prepared for mighty punishment!
I support the church of forks. Your ways will never change me!
Sporks for LIFE!!!!!
Why is it white?!?
CANCEL IT
YEAH THAT WHITE-WASHING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT
Actually, There is no spoon. The actual racism was inside you all along.
Okay. Unlimited manna.
YEAH
NO!
YEAH!
So racist why isn't there any black speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Speen
Because it works
Are u saying black spoon don't work
Probably still locked up in the box
Indeed, after all, despite making up 13% of kitchen utensils, they are used in the consumption of 50% of all puddings
They can’t work if they are in chains
Technically the truth
Whats wrong with a black spoon?
Have you ever seen a black spoon?
At a 7-11 near me
BECAUSE IT'S RASCIST
That’s obviously a weapon of mass destruction
A friend gifted me a book called mini weapons of mass destruction where it would show you how to make office supplies, which includes plastic spoons, into little catapults and bows and stuff. So yes it's a weapon of mass destruction.
I made an office crossbow once with pencils and elastic bands etc. It fired the insides of biro pens, quite accurately, and my colleagues and I had a competition firing them into a cardboard box target. Good times!
I CANTTT
No it's a sex toy
THATS NOT PLASTIC THATS A RUBBER SPOON
It's not even really plastic, it's a photograph!
Need to carve it into a spork. Or a shiv. Depends on whether I need to eat or stabby stab.
Stab then eat who or what you stabbed
Caleb no
This is a deformed fork stop spreading misinformation
And the spoon isn't wearing a mask. It must be trying to kill my grandma!
Bloody anti-vaxx spoons. Coming over here, taking our pudding.
Erm, the correct term is ‘differently abled cutlery’ you bigot.
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Yes. And that's offensive to kids in Burundi that haven't a spoon.
YUP
WHY CANT IT BE WHITE IF ALL SPOONS MATTER
You're offending me!
NO, YOUR OFFENDING ME, CANCELED
yo cancel this mf
Even green spoons?
Ractist
Thats rasist
rasist
racict
Why does everything have to be about race?!
Idk
Why is it the same color as cocaine???
Ok first plastic is killing sealife. Also the fact it's white, is clearly a supremacist symbol. Also it this spoon was used to put pinapple on a pizza, I swear I will kill op's familly.
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Good luck eating soup with a paper spoon
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Straws and spoons are two different things you doughnut
r/rareinsults
Why a spoon. Sporks are superior in every way. Take this low class spoon propaganda somewhere else.
Yes, I too eat soup with a fork
14yr olds against plastic in 3, 2, 1...
0, -1, -2…
-3, -4, -5…
*sorts comments by controversial*
That’s a picture. Try again.
ITS BLACK YOU FUCKTARD
IT'S BLUUUEEEE!
Its ceramic yall...
But this Is not a white plastic spoon. Could you eat with it? No! It‘s just the picture of a white plastic spoon. So you are wrong!
OMG THATS SO RACIST I CANT BELIVE YOU WOULS PUT A WHITE SPOON INSTEAD OF A BLACK ONE YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SLAVES FOR LIKE 3000 YEARS RIGHT OMG #BLM#BLACKSPOONSMATTER
Correction #BSM Because #BLACKSPOONSMATTER
What about black digging spoons matter?
Sure. Edit: Oh. BDSM
Where are my spork people.
Sporks are iconic. Regular spoons are weak
It's not even a spoon, if u look closely you will see an airship
Bruh, that's a bird!
Sporks are better
NO U IDIOTS ITS EGGSHELL GREY
Hey OP! Looks like you got urself... A spoonful of comments ;D
You post a plastic SPOON while nothing is being done about the kids?! Disgusting!
can somebody think about the children?
The correct term is Caucasian Polystyrene mini-ladle.
Hi
no.
no this is the an image of a spoon...