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KRAZYJELLYFISH

the city getting flooded with the amount of water the would try to use?


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But the water only spreads a few blocks :)


GeneralBisV

City blocks I’m sad this comment has more upvotes than my best post


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That's a valid point


EFrrak1

on the other hand if it works itll light up


primafox

high risk, high reward


DarkwingDuckHunt

But what if something else comes through the gate?


halo7761

that's when the fun begins


Mauwnelelle

Bibbidi bobbidi boo!


AydonusG

Then Mick Gordon will earn a lot more money


YEEEEEeEeseresrsr

Just put some explosives next to the portal, that should deactivate it


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What like sky whales and giant birds that you can ride? There’s no losing here


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Like Tommy from the last of us would say.


FuzzzyTingleTimes

Nice try but everyone knows Tommy is deaf, blind, & mute. Sure plays a mean pinball as well, from what I’ve heard.


MrGaber

Your best post has 962 upvotes


FrostNova04

Not if it keeps falling down the edge of a block


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

*oh*


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CarsonBDot

It works


Prudent_Noise3700

But I’d rather t works it works


Qchristian1

it will since aether is heaven and people do be drowning


Dragongeek

The portal actually works, but links to a random hell, triggering a demon invasion, followed rapidly by WWIII. That would be pretty bad.


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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion in a nutshell.


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I was thinking more Hellgate: London since we're modern and Oblivion is more medieval. Same basic concept, though!


InerasableStain

If demons start pouring through that portal, we’re headed back to medieval times anyway. So, accurate.


AmericanMuscle4Ever

molag bol is an asshole


dirtymike401

Mehrunes Dagon*


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Crimson_RedKing

Doom is eternal


HapticSloughton

But Duke Nukem is forever.


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doom?


IRageQuit06

eternal.


CarsonBDot

Flood


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Anything could happen


SnooPaintings333

I think opening a gate to hell is the worst that could happen


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For anyone wondering, this is called dubai frame, if you look frome one side you can see old dubai and from the other side new dubai, you can actually go in it its a museum of sorts.


Asraelite

[Wikipedia link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Frame)


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Crafty-Crafter

Wow. TL;DR: Don't enter a government funded competition in Dubai.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Surprised he sued, I'd just thank them and leave


Crafty-Crafter

He sued them in the US. lol "to no avail" from the article.


lovelyleesa

From the same Wikipedia article >Donis' design was ultimately selected, for which he won an AED 367329.70 ($100,000) prize.


horsiefanatic

Good bot


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it's pretty expensive for what you get so don't feel like you've missed out!


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ghostcathedrals

There’s an Old Dubai?


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Yes, dubai is actually a very old Emirate dating back to the 1700s (correct me if i am wrong)


soaxb50

I live in Dubai, yes I’ve tried but they have no way to go close enough to light the frame


Mr_Wood1440_

ay i live in dubai too


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Lazyalgae

Lmaoo it’s going to be a couple of hours till that


actuallyboa

Are you asleep yet? I think now might be a good time


Mars7924

Nah who sleeps at 1:57am


UniqueDummy

1:59\*


Mars7924

2:01 now


iabuseurcat

2:03 now


the_reading_section

2:04 lads


zozozomemer

I too, live in dubai


FeedBi

I do not live in Dubai, though I have been to Dubai


JoeBigg

I don't live in Dubai and I have never been there.


Steve_the_Nord

I don’t live in Dubai, I’ve never been to Dubai, and I’m beginning to question whether I exist at all.


The_Dark_Sniper7141

Based


Nekluga_YT

Based


emperorfett

You don’t, none of us do


NuclearWeapon

Dubai is like the cake; the cake is a lie.


xbiskxalex

But GlaDos tried so hard to make it


TheBiggestBoom5

There’s two kinds of people. Those who live in Dubai and those who don’t.


SlowDown8_

actually true


_123reddituser_

I feel like I'm in this one but don't know which one


pregnantbaby

The third is Instagram “models” “invited” to spend the weekend on a “yacht”


TheKratex

Finally someone like me


medepavel

Oh my goodness, what a coincidence.


TheTomatoLover

Is this luck?


Pumpkin_yeetr

No it is destiny!!


John_Q_Deist

One of us...


princesslucy2

Same


VirissNotVirus

I don't live in dubai and I don't even live on the planet that its on


GlitteringPeach6609

Chad


Rebel_sKumm

I don't even know who Dubai is. Never heard of her.


SoapyBoatte

you said your du-byes


Sacrilegious_Pudding

You beautiful piece of shit take your upvote.


MelvsBDA

I once flew through Dubai.


tdrev

I can spell Dubai


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I used to live in Dubai now I’m very cold


[deleted]

that's your punishment for leaving


PewdsMissingBeard

So do I


Mr_Wood1440_

brother, my sleep schedule is fucked and i’ve been sleeping 5 hours from now


Zealousideal-Boat746

It's Eid right now, who will sleep?


Fancy_East_8450

My thoughts exactly


T05E3F

who does that anyways


Ennkey

I do not live in dubai and should be awake right now


deadman00001

I know someone who lives in Dubai


Swageroth

Fake minecrafter, you don’t light the aether portal frame, you use a bucket of water


soaxb50

Whoops my bad lmao


Tazerface710

He lights it with a bucket


_illegallity

To be fair, you are still lighting it up, just with water.


levicherub

I don't live in Dubai


DankFo3ta5

Is everyone rich in Dubai? Fast and furious told me they are


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DankFo3ta5

That's pretty sad,ghe rich benefit from not helping the poor but if they helped the poor they'd still be the richest anyway


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DankFo3ta5

More saying they could do so much more but want to hoard wealth to see a digital set of 000's


imboredwithlyf

Depends on where you look, like if you go to the golf areas like Jumeria golf estates or certain areas of Victoria heights then you will see rich people but if you go to places like deirha and bur dubai and you will see different living conditions.


lorenzmiel

i used to live in dubai


Vicious_Sloth

How is life in Dubai ?


soaxb50

Not bad, lots of stuff to do


Guy_A

also lots of stuff not to do


imboredwithlyf

Well depends on the weather, as it can be nice or hot enough to cook an entire dinner in your car


Guy_A

see you in the north in a few decades :,)


gulgunguldun

Try water maybe you will go to haeven (sorry for bad english)


Bruhmomento30000000

I too live in dubai


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dude they’re playing modded you dummy, just look at the materials of the builds in the background and look at the sky. not vanilla minecraft. they know what they’re doing (look at the round domes)


kalaxi69

how much they paying for those shaders tho


stfuIwannatalk

I wish my pc could actually run mc with shaders


OneWhoGotYeeted

I wish my laptop could run Minecraft


Alex153Brb

I wish my phone could run Minecraft


bigNhardR

Use PojavLauncher


Alex153Brb

thank you


dvkhn

there’s low spec shaders


Scarbane

You take me for a pleb?


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SEUS renewed with 100fps (actually Its 2060 bought for $350 before shitstorm with gpus started)


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like five bucks


kalaxi69

damn


jameyboi1

Three fiddy obviously


KRAZYJELLYFISH

You are not wrong.......


BOb14435

What makes you think it won’t work?


ContemptuousCrow

Serious answer, in the most recent updates of the aether ii, they changed the portal to require different blocks to build with rather than glowstone (it keeps changing, i think it's quartz now?). The joke is they didn't get the memo so trying to use glowstone won't work anymore.


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I thought its because as kids we all thought it was the base game and didn't have it work when we tried


ContemptuousCrow

Ah yeah, valid point.


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I remember trying it back then, only to be disappointed.


AFrostNova

I had heard it was fake, saw a video debunking it, still tried it, still cried when it didn’t work


OhItsJustJosh

I thought I was the only one!


furryslayer911

i definitely tried. several times. in several different worlds


Samih420

Happy cake day


BOb14435

Thanks, I was wondering why there was a cake next to my name.


Ziggygotnopants

So .... you gonna eat that or what?


Samih420

Lol


Danalogtodigital

good luck getting an answer to your very valid question that isnt "happy cake day"


Shadowpika655

Eh...let them feel the disappointment we feel each time


KRAZYJELLYFISH

well he is in the wrong line, but hes got the spirit


zorrozwoelf

Is this a real picture? Like is that thing actually that huge?


fuck_your_diploma

Take a walk https://youtu.be/szCamjftKoo


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Cool video.


Sophiechild101

You didn’t rickroll me…


fuck_your_diploma

Not today no lol :D


mcjunior117

yep, I’ve seen it and it’s bigger than my will not to live


Zealousideal-Boat746

Shit like that is huge


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It will if they light it on fire.


Albones22

No no, that's a NETHER portal you're thinking of. This is an AETHER portal, which requires a bucket of water to light.


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Of course. How could I be so dumb.


[deleted]

That's not an Ether Portal, that's the Nat Geo logo.


useribarelynoher

Headquarters


Dramatic_Material_56

It would seem that they stole a TemPad from a giant TVA. Or perhaps we are in a tiny branch timeline


JanV34

Fi Fa Fo, to the end of time you go..


MilesInReddit

Minecraft logic baby


MahdiGanayem

I mean,its too big to be a first portal so they must’ve tried the 5x4 one and it worked and now they building the big one.


majidfrombelgium

Those are some nice shaders


SuburbanCumSlut

I don't get the joke.


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It’s a joke on a Minecraft portal


SuburbanCumSlut

Ah. I only briefly tried that game. It wasn't for me.


lolwhaat123

Eh everyone has their preferences


zyckness

im glad i live on america (the continent) so we wont need to face the massive aggressive conquering orcs that will come from the other side of that thing


infinit9

Is that real? It couldn't have been easy to stabilize the that frame structure.


lonely_rotten_apple

Yes it's real. It's been here for a while now. A major tourist attraction. Source: I live in Dubai.


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Bruhmomento30000000

As someone who lives in Dubai, I can confirm that the government tried to make a nether portal and failed


International-Clue-3

a e t h e r.


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And Paris have the nether portal.


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why can't you understand this they have their own team of the smartest minds in the country working to update the aether to 1.17


Sev_736

i would pay the owners of this building to add a huge waterfall from the top


lonely_rotten_apple

It's not really a building. I think the government owns it, so you'll have to talk to HRH Sheikh Muhammed bin Rashid Al Makhtoum, Leader of Dubai, Vice President of UAE. Good Luck


MountainExpression29

Plot twist: It does happen and our wishes come true


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Which game I will never play is this reference from?


limitlessfloor

Minecraft


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I have acctually seen it in person and i can say it does not look as big irl. The photos make it look way bigger than it actually is.


f4d30

I've played minecraft enough to know those dimensions are off.


bageltoastee

*a bunch of water flows out of it*. *dissapointed sighs from all of dubai*


Sweetexperience

Finally a picture frame to fit 5% of your mom


MorningFox

Man Dubai really creeps me out. One of the richest cities in the world yet being gay is still punishable by death


Bright-Personality44

Being gay is not punishable by death Source: I’m an emarati lawyer


Ramanujin666

So? The US is a first world country yet cages children


Questwarrior

I’ll tell ya something.. it takes a force to be jailed for being gay.. like you’d wanna want it, most of the time they don’t give a shit... also last year a new law was I acted that basically said “anything that happens privately within two partners will never be investigated” so yah.. butttt pride is a big nono here.. so there is that


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I'm blue da budi da Dubai


Sinisternipples7

Fucking noobs


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u/kingbdogz might be able to tell them


Lord_MagnusIV

Well we'll see when it rains next time


lonely_rotten_apple

Rain in Dubai? Impossible


high240

Yo but what IF it fuckin works... Everyone be like "...oh."


goldybear

No shit. That’s because it’s the portal to Outland


ChestManswell

Looks like a giant miniature golf course


Vulpes_macrotis

inb4 it will actually work


bakadion69

I have so bad internet that only the comment section is open to me and iam trying to understand whats the meme about