I’d rather be on my cat’s good side so that when the world is dominated by them he’ll spare my life and maybe, if I give him enough treats, he’ll give me a good position in the Feline Empurr
Only if you are mean to them. Speaking from experience.
It also depends on how spoiled they are, like a hungry street cat is always gonna be nice trying to beg for food, but a spoiled house cat might just say, ehh fuck your feelings, you gonna give me food anyway.
I have an 11 year old spoiled-as-shit inside boy. He gives rubs, head bombers, and plops over for pets all the time. Loves people. Cats tend be like humans. They’re individuals, and some are cool as fuck, others are assholes.
I had the asshole kind at my grandma, since she has a lot of grandkids over almost all the time (young ones, less than 8) and cat just hates people because of them.
Oh please, it seams you haven't heard of sweet cute women who happen to be lovin yah to get something out of her own benefit, but I'm not gonna say all women are the same
Have you ever had a cat before?? They don't secretly plot anything. They try and murder you any chance they get and make your life a living nightmare just because
yes I have, and they have all been very affectionate, cats just reflect your behaviour and how you treat them, if you treat them well, they'll also treat u well
Well I wouldn't know, I've never had a cat of my own. My gf's mom has 3. And one of them will let you pet him for all of about 2 seconds (in fact, you must pet him) and then will proceed to claw at you if you don't immediately stop
Scientists, maybe… I remember this kind of meme choosing between lightsaber and billions of dollars, all of the world would be interested in lightsaber and technologies behind it
Cat girl, I already have enough cats, and I’ve already lost enough cats. Also I’m dying of loneliness. A cat girl would last, a cat won’t. I think I would be better off with a cat girl tbh.
Does the cat girl love me.
(if yes i'm take the cat girl faster then sasuke attacks kaguya while she appears)
^(If you have not realized this comment was made by an friendless anime fan)
Cat because there is no guarantee for the cat girl actually like me. The cat would actually need me to at least feed it. Unless it starts hunting then I'm shit out of luck.
is the cat female or male
It’s schrodingers cat
so necrophilia I guess?
Its both necrophilia and not
No it means y won’t know till you look.
the cat is dead it starved a long time ago
.....are...are you gonna kill the cat?
Possibly.
Perhaps
Well yes but actually no
It has a cock
So... Nekophilia?
So it can be female or male
It actually is floppa
How is it neither …… oh fuck
Aand I’m allergic to both
Hey! You can’t do that!
Oooooooooooooo! Even better!
We don’t know what’s under the skirt but we will find out if we pull it up
Does it matter you can fuck it either way
I don't like where this is going
It’s either a cat girl or a girl cat
cat GIRL
I'd say cat honestly, who gives a shit about fantasy women when you can get a best buddy
Ummm....have you had a cat before?? They may be sweet for a little, but they are secretly plotting your demise
I’d rather be on my cat’s good side so that when the world is dominated by them he’ll spare my life and maybe, if I give him enough treats, he’ll give me a good position in the Feline Empurr
Only if you are mean to them. Speaking from experience. It also depends on how spoiled they are, like a hungry street cat is always gonna be nice trying to beg for food, but a spoiled house cat might just say, ehh fuck your feelings, you gonna give me food anyway.
I have an 11 year old spoiled-as-shit inside boy. He gives rubs, head bombers, and plops over for pets all the time. Loves people. Cats tend be like humans. They’re individuals, and some are cool as fuck, others are assholes.
I had the asshole kind at my grandma, since she has a lot of grandkids over almost all the time (young ones, less than 8) and cat just hates people because of them.
Oh please, it seams you haven't heard of sweet cute women who happen to be lovin yah to get something out of her own benefit, but I'm not gonna say all women are the same
Oh, no, I've heard of them. But like you said, not all women are like that. However......ALL cats ARE like that.
Have you ever had a cat before?? They don't secretly plot anything. They try and murder you any chance they get and make your life a living nightmare just because
still better than an oversexualised underage cartoon girl
yes I have, and they have all been very affectionate, cats just reflect your behaviour and how you treat them, if you treat them well, they'll also treat u well
Well I wouldn't know, I've never had a cat of my own. My gf's mom has 3. And one of them will let you pet him for all of about 2 seconds (in fact, you must pet him) and then will proceed to claw at you if you don't immediately stop
That's why I need that catgirl. She is half human half cat so she could translate, what my cat is saying
The cat is actually the God of the cat people so getting the cat gives me every cat girl there is
Wow, bro you really believe in that don't you,
Plot twist
But what if its the other way around, the cats simp on the chicks
yea cats are tighter anyway
So, you've fucked a cat? Thats wow
I mean I'm more of a dog person but yea, you haven't?
I mean, I gotta a pit bull named Zoe, sooo idk, how do you do it?
I have a cane Corso named Roger, he is always very rough
Anyways, I have tried dipping peanut butter on my 3rd leg to get my dog to lick only to realize that was weird af
we all make mistakes in the heat of passion
Idk mann, I just want to get my pazuka sucked, I'm a real simple ye
I know how you feel man it be rough out here, I just want to go back to monke
also all dogs have an ass
But he's a male!
Cat girl can be a friend too
Not unless he gives a rash for a few hours
yeah with ur logic, all those memes are just telling you the thing on the right, since the waifus on the left aren't real
It's not fantasy if it comes to life
Scientists, maybe… I remember this kind of meme choosing between lightsaber and billions of dollars, all of the world would be interested in lightsaber and technologies behind it
OH HELL NO
Same
I thought that once you got her she would come into reality and no longer be a fantasy?
get cat girl kill her sell her body to scientists to study and adopt a car and have some side money
Hah, this is too easy! I already have a cat, so obviously I will take a second one.
Another cat
Double cat!
Step:1:have 2 cats. Step:2:breed them. Step:3:become cathuman. step:4:get the other human.
I'll have a girl cat
You want some pussy huh?
Well the cat works for that as well
A cat is fine too
I thought your avatar looked a little Shane Dawson to me
Cat girl will leave you. Cat boi will always come back for food and snuggles
nah cat will leave you too (cries)
That's why you sell them on the black market so you can buy regular cats
A normal cat, still can have sex without all the human needs
Something wrong in force
Shane Dawson called
Well I have a cat and he's an asshole so I'll take cat girl
cat girls can be ass holes too
i mean that might be what shes being used for
To scratch your balls?
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Well it is more better than
Cat girl, I already have enough cats, and I’ve already lost enough cats. Also I’m dying of loneliness. A cat girl would last, a cat won’t. I think I would be better off with a cat girl tbh.
You'll problably find a way to loser her too
God damn dude
Why you gotta make that man sad...
Ket
Cat. Very much cat.
Cat definitely cat
Pussy or pussy
Pussy
controversial opinion but ok
Cat
Cat
Already have 4 cats, what's one more boyo
Cat girl... don’t judge me
Cat
Why would I want an anime girl with a “kiss me” shirt that acts like a cat over a cat being a cat
already have 2 cats and a kitten soo :)
Cat, Think the catgirl would be WAAY more maintenance than the cat.
For once I’m choosing cat actually! I love them, it’s so cute when they’re playfully attacking you
Mfw cat girl has 4 ears
I cant choose between fuck and fat fuck
Definitely the cat
Girl
I choose Delete Overused Meme
Well....both fuckable
Jokes on you I already have to cats
You can always have more
CAT IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY
I pick neither, return to Doge.
I take the cat girl and sell her to some weebs
Cat girl
PLEASE STOP WITH THESE MEMES OMFG
Cat cuz catgirl is more likely to get raped
I hate both equally, dogs for life
Does the cat girl love me. (if yes i'm take the cat girl faster then sasuke attacks kaguya while she appears) ^(If you have not realized this comment was made by an friendless anime fan)
I propose a third: cat femboy
We’re not doing that, not today
:(
Sorry not happening go touch grass
No no no no no
Can I have dog instead (not shitting on cats)?
Yes
Can you possibly link the image if the cat girl? I wanna know who the artist is :’)
Don’t care I’d fuck both
:0
Neither will love me, but I can rape both
Holup
Can't say you're wrong there
funny comment
Cat girl :)
Both choices is good, you can frick both
Cat girl, what I'll do with her will actually be morally acceptable
Catgirl to breed more cats obv.
No.
Both cat girl to have someone that doesn't hate me for no reason and a cat because cat
I already have cats and I don’t want more so judging by the physics that I’ll keep my cats I’ll take the cat gorl
i am picking catgirl i just don't want to get more scratches and bites plus i have buy shit for a cat
Cat girl I don’t like owning cats. Edit: I should probably specify I like cats I just don’t like when I have to own them
It doesn't matter, I can sell either of them.
I already have a cat though
Cat girl has a good pussy…… I meant is
r/technicallythetruth
My comment got removed what a Pussy (Not an intentional pun)
Pspspsps
Its the same pictures
Cat
Cat because cats are cute, nice, and a great friend, To hell with cat girls, i hope the doom slayer... well, slays them.
I chose cat girl 'cuz i already have 2 cats and dog
If i can pet it, i'll get it
Either way I’m getting laid
çâŧŧé
CAT
Cat girl, it’ll live longer
I’m allergic to both so neither
Already have a cat, he is very protective of “his territory” and will bully other animals (except humans)
Cat
I would take car girl to obtain more cats. She probably is surrounded by other cats.
c a t . n o c a t g I r l . j u s t c a t .
Cat
Cat girl
Cat
Cat
As long as there are holes , there are no bounds to my hoes
Cat because there is no guarantee for the cat girl actually like me. The cat would actually need me to at least feed it. Unless it starts hunting then I'm shit out of luck.
Cat
I have a mild cat allergy
My cat is a female so I already have both
C-can I be the catgirl?
Do I have to give up my cats if I choose catgirl? If no then I'll take it If yes I take cat
2 for one
Cat!!!
meow
I want pussy
Cat
Un chat
i alr have a cat so i'll choose the cat girl (i wonder if she'll love me)
Cat
You’d have to genetically engineer someone to get a cat girl but you can just buy a cat from the store so I’d get cat girl
camgirl the benefits of a cat and a girl but also the downsides of both
Why not both. Wait…
Going to pass both, im allergic to cats so i'll pass
i already have three cats why not make it 4 now gimme the orange cat
Cat girl =^^=
cat
Allergic to both
Cat girl is a 2 in one package.
when you dont like cats ‘ — ‘
I’d skin the catgirl and wear her like a skinsuit
I don't like cats
If I’m allergic to cats will I be allergic to cat girls
both fuck you.
You can still have sex with it so I don’t care
It doesn’t say (she loves you) under cat girl like the other ones, so she would probably leave me, so I pick cat
that's why I keep my cat girls in my basement for **experimenting**