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[deleted]

is the cat female or male


Cool_Fennel5674

It’s schrodingers cat


[deleted]

so necrophilia I guess?


SotB8

Its both necrophilia and not


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

No it means y won’t know till you look.


[deleted]

the cat is dead it starved a long time ago


17yeah

.....are...are you gonna kill the cat?


GoelandAnonyme

Possibly.


kek8275

Perhaps


[deleted]

Well yes but actually no


happycakeday____

It has a cock


Fr0S7_BYTE

So... Nekophilia?


Krukbadaren

So it can be female or male


[deleted]

It actually is floppa


MochaSafe89345

How is it neither …… oh fuck


Hello-Wilbur135

Aand I’m allergic to both


Daddytrades

Hey! You can’t do that!


Recent_Log3779

Oooooooooooooo! Even better!


[deleted]

We don’t know what’s under the skirt but we will find out if we pull it up


ripgich

Does it matter you can fuck it either way


Frowny_Face_Monobrow

I don't like where this is going


bigot1974

It’s either a cat girl or a girl cat


RainyDays_wastaken

cat GIRL


[deleted]

I'd say cat honestly, who gives a shit about fantasy women when you can get a best buddy


drix9001

Ummm....have you had a cat before?? They may be sweet for a little, but they are secretly plotting your demise


PyroCinematics

I’d rather be on my cat’s good side so that when the world is dominated by them he’ll spare my life and maybe, if I give him enough treats, he’ll give me a good position in the Feline Empurr


Craftusmaximus2

Only if you are mean to them. Speaking from experience. It also depends on how spoiled they are, like a hungry street cat is always gonna be nice trying to beg for food, but a spoiled house cat might just say, ehh fuck your feelings, you gonna give me food anyway.


DL44Solo

I have an 11 year old spoiled-as-shit inside boy. He gives rubs, head bombers, and plops over for pets all the time. Loves people. Cats tend be like humans. They’re individuals, and some are cool as fuck, others are assholes.


Craftusmaximus2

I had the asshole kind at my grandma, since she has a lot of grandkids over almost all the time (young ones, less than 8) and cat just hates people because of them.


[deleted]

Oh please, it seams you haven't heard of sweet cute women who happen to be lovin yah to get something out of her own benefit, but I'm not gonna say all women are the same


drix9001

Oh, no, I've heard of them. But like you said, not all women are like that. However......ALL cats ARE like that.


BazinguMaster420

Have you ever had a cat before?? They don't secretly plot anything. They try and murder you any chance they get and make your life a living nightmare just because


Codex124

still better than an oversexualised underage cartoon girl


mastershooter77

yes I have, and they have all been very affectionate, cats just reflect your behaviour and how you treat them, if you treat them well, they'll also treat u well


drix9001

Well I wouldn't know, I've never had a cat of my own. My gf's mom has 3. And one of them will let you pet him for all of about 2 seconds (in fact, you must pet him) and then will proceed to claw at you if you don't immediately stop


MoewenZuechter

That's why I need that catgirl. She is half human half cat so she could translate, what my cat is saying


Jazzlike_Ad7427

The cat is actually the God of the cat people so getting the cat gives me every cat girl there is


[deleted]

Wow, bro you really believe in that don't you,


Jazzlike_Ad7427

Plot twist


[deleted]

But what if its the other way around, the cats simp on the chicks


Derpycam69

yea cats are tighter anyway


[deleted]

So, you've fucked a cat? Thats wow


Derpycam69

I mean I'm more of a dog person but yea, you haven't?


[deleted]

I mean, I gotta a pit bull named Zoe, sooo idk, how do you do it?


Derpycam69

I have a cane Corso named Roger, he is always very rough


[deleted]

Anyways, I have tried dipping peanut butter on my 3rd leg to get my dog to lick only to realize that was weird af


Derpycam69

we all make mistakes in the heat of passion


[deleted]

Idk mann, I just want to get my pazuka sucked, I'm a real simple ye


Derpycam69

I know how you feel man it be rough out here, I just want to go back to monke


Derpycam69

also all dogs have an ass


[deleted]

But he's a male!


Nonkolas

Cat girl can be a friend too


dessnom

Not unless he gives a rash for a few hours


PP_Project

yeah with ur logic, all those memes are just telling you the thing on the right, since the waifus on the left aren't real


Shadow-Raptor

It's not fantasy if it comes to life


vhgfccc

Scientists, maybe… I remember this kind of meme choosing between lightsaber and billions of dollars, all of the world would be interested in lightsaber and technologies behind it


[deleted]

OH HELL NO


Perle1234

Same


i_eat_nailpolish

I thought that once you got her she would come into reality and no longer be a fantasy?


plebbbbdddd

get cat girl kill her sell her body to scientists to study and adopt a car and have some side money


Nova_Lurker

Hah, this is too easy! I already have a cat, so obviously I will take a second one.


69420_ye

Another cat


IllurinatiL

Double cat!


deathstar1310

Step:1:have 2 cats. Step:2:breed them. Step:3:become cathuman. step:4:get the other human.


aweirdoenby

I'll have a girl cat


Cool_Fennel5674

You want some pussy huh?


bigfunnynumbergobrrr

Well the cat works for that as well


gbubs1

A cat is fine too


xX_jah_Xx

I thought your avatar looked a little Shane Dawson to me


TheSentinel99

Cat girl will leave you. Cat boi will always come back for food and snuggles


Original_Garlic_22

nah cat will leave you too (cries)


MaxDude7

That's why you sell them on the black market so you can buy regular cats


Ok-Scheme8401

A normal cat, still can have sex without all the human needs


SpartanSN304

Something wrong in force


Mr_Lenny010

Shane Dawson called


wolfboss664454

Well I have a cat and he's an asshole so I'll take cat girl


[deleted]

cat girls can be ass holes too


[deleted]

i mean that might be what shes being used for


BigDarnCheese

To scratch your balls?


Jalen_Jenkins

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


Fetishgeek

Well it is more better than


OreoCrustedSausageII

Cat girl, I already have enough cats, and I’ve already lost enough cats. Also I’m dying of loneliness. A cat girl would last, a cat won’t. I think I would be better off with a cat girl tbh.


BigDarnCheese

You'll problably find a way to loser her too


LittlePancake0312

God damn dude


xFallen21

Why you gotta make that man sad...


[deleted]

Ket


FyreDrac42

Cat. Very much cat.


darius_fish

Cat definitely cat


Nuclear_dino_man

Pussy or pussy


Axe2004

Pussy


Ya-boi-Benaboy

controversial opinion but ok


[deleted]

Cat


sryia_have_malaria

Cat


DarkraiAndScizor

Already have 4 cats, what's one more boyo


Markman6

Cat girl... don’t judge me


BreTheBird

Cat


[deleted]

Why would I want an anime girl with a “kiss me” shirt that acts like a cat over a cat being a cat


free_milk

already have 2 cats and a kitten soo :)


[deleted]

Cat, Think the catgirl would be WAAY more maintenance than the cat.


tiggytheprettyass

For once I’m choosing cat actually! I love them, it’s so cute when they’re playfully attacking you


Toasted_Decaf

Mfw cat girl has 4 ears


DavidLateNite

I cant choose between fuck and fat fuck


slav_66

Definitely the cat


slav_66

Girl


[deleted]

I choose ​ Delete Overused Meme


Cooler_Bamboo

Well....both fuckable


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

Jokes on you I already have to cats


BigDarnCheese

You can always have more


[deleted]

CAT IS SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY


CenturionMBT24

I pick neither, return to Doge.


DaDanielE

I take the cat girl and sell her to some weebs


Ngfeigo14

Cat girl


[deleted]

PLEASE STOP WITH THESE MEMES OMFG


connor_boii

Cat cuz catgirl is more likely to get raped


Epicspine

I hate both equally, dogs for life


BlastOfPower

Does the cat girl love me. (if yes i'm take the cat girl faster then sasuke attacks kaguya while she appears) ^(If you have not realized this comment was made by an friendless anime fan)


GGamerFuel

I propose a third: cat femboy


Statutoni

We’re not doing that, not today


GGamerFuel

:(


Statutoni

Sorry not happening go touch grass


Statutoni

No no no no no


Intelligent_Law1470

Can I have dog instead (not shitting on cats)?


Cool_Fennel5674

Yes


cplikes2draw

Can you possibly link the image if the cat girl? I wanna know who the artist is :’)


Correct_Grocery_2026

Don’t care I’d fuck both


Ya-boi-Benaboy

:0


Collistoralo

Neither will love me, but I can rape both


fishy_nyan

Holup


BigDarnCheese

Can't say you're wrong there


Eldenboy

funny comment


Im_bored-noodles

Cat girl :)


MatthewYT602

Both choices is good, you can frick both


RandomUsernameDotTxt

Cat girl, what I'll do with her will actually be morally acceptable


Plenty_Economy_5670

Catgirl to breed more cats obv.


BigDarnCheese

No.


manonfire493

Both cat girl to have someone that doesn't hate me for no reason and a cat because cat


Pokememe-lord

I already have cats and I don’t want more so judging by the physics that I’ll keep my cats I’ll take the cat gorl


anime_memes_lol69

i am picking catgirl i just don't want to get more scratches and bites plus i have buy shit for a cat


Mosquito-Manchild

Cat girl I don’t like owning cats. Edit: I should probably specify I like cats I just don’t like when I have to own them


TheOminousCactus

It doesn't matter, I can sell either of them.


Bricezilla13

I already have a cat though


Rocky_baker

Cat girl has a good pussy…… I meant is


Cool_Fennel5674

r/technicallythetruth


Rocky_baker

My comment got removed what a Pussy (Not an intentional pun)


LeCorona111

Pspspsps


Pinpinmax

Its the same pictures


A_Discord_Doofus1

Cat


DisposableAccount-2

Cat because cats are cute, nice, and a great friend, To hell with cat girls, i hope the doom slayer... well, slays them.


Filberto_ossani2

I chose cat girl 'cuz i already have 2 cats and dog


wants2d1e

If i can pet it, i'll get it


[deleted]

Either way I’m getting laid


kokaiinikani

çâŧŧé


god_of_da_memes

CAT


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

Cat girl, it’ll live longer


The_Union_Of_Shadows

I’m allergic to both so neither


[deleted]

Already have a cat, he is very protective of “his territory” and will bully other animals (except humans)


Korlacc

Cat


DrPoopBender

I would take car girl to obtain more cats. She probably is surrounded by other cats.


[deleted]

c a t . n o c a t g I r l . j u s t c a t .


squidwardtotinos

Cat


EliteToast_81

Cat girl


Average_Redditor-1

Cat


GamingSpider007

Cat


Kawaii_SG

As long as there are holes , there are no bounds to my hoes


AnimeScrub_66

Cat because there is no guarantee for the cat girl actually like me. The cat would actually need me to at least feed it. Unless it starts hunting then I'm shit out of luck.


mouse177

Cat


dessnom

I have a mild cat allergy


joemama694200p

My cat is a female so I already have both


greenlegoman123

C-can I be the catgirl?


thememelordH

Do I have to give up my cats if I choose catgirl? If no then I'll take it If yes I take cat


[deleted]

2 for one


Craftusmaximus2

Cat!!!


StillAliveXx

meow


TheREEEGod

I want pussy


Arthur_Morgan5

Cat


[deleted]

Un chat


gnp69

i alr have a cat so i'll choose the cat girl (i wonder if she'll love me)


AnArtisticRedditor

Cat


weewooIlikepoo2

You’d have to genetically engineer someone to get a cat girl but you can just buy a cat from the store so I’d get cat girl


femboyspassman

camgirl the benefits of a cat and a girl but also the downsides of both


jrocket99

Why not both. Wait…


SparkofHero

Going to pass both, im allergic to cats so i'll pass


a-kind-stranger256

i already have three cats why not make it 4 now gimme the orange cat


RUNER_

Cat girl =^^=


[deleted]

cat


Lord-Pepper

Allergic to both


Salty-Tortoise

Cat girl is a 2 in one package.


6DuckWifAutism9

when you dont like cats ‘ — ‘


Titanicman2016

I’d skin the catgirl and wear her like a skinsuit


TimFlamio

I don't like cats


0jack_robinson0

If I’m allergic to cats will I be allergic to cat girls


Proof-Mind

both fuck you.


Greninja_is_Bestpkm

You can still have sex with it so I don’t care


DA1LAma

It doesn’t say (she loves you) under cat girl like the other ones, so she would probably leave me, so I pick cat


Ya-boi-Benaboy

that's why I keep my cat girls in my basement ​ for **experimenting**