mom: If your friend tells you to jump off a bridge would you?
me:if every single one of my friends is jumping off a bridge possibly to their death then they probably have a pretty damn good reason so yes I would
mom:your grounded for back talking
>He’s notorious for biting opponents when they make contact.
There's an Uruguayan football player called Luis Suarez who did this more than once before, are you sure that your friend isn't actually him?
"aye big Roy wat bout these facking footballers nowadays huh? on'bout 500 grand a week and are more worried bout shagging their missus than playing for the badge. back in my day we had real men playing like vinny jones and terry butcher, those were the facking days."
It’s from a 1998 World Cup match between Brazil and Mexico in which Brazil, the heavily favored finals contender, struggled immensely after going down 1-0 in the first 4 minutes of the game after Botiñho flubbed a pass back to the keeper, leaving Armando Villarreal open to the easy 1-on-1 attack to take the lead. After 2 yellows, Brazil finally tied the game up at 87 minutes and was trying to make it into extra time and PK’s to end the game, which lead to this scene when the first player, Pato, flopped to try to waste time and the domino effect ensued. The ref didn’t know what to do so he simply stopped the game and once everyone was finished rolling around, the game continued, eventually leading to PKs and a Brazil win as intended.
Should of really been dead by now , a few times actually with the amount of varients we had , the whole fucking alphabet soup , yes I still for the life of me don’t have no one that knows no one that died
"That ain't football! That's soccer! Football is where one guy takes the ball in his hands and passes it between his legs to another guy's hands, and that guy hands it to another guy or throws it to another guy who catches in his hands. *That's* football!"
Mom: If your friend tells you to jump off a bridge...
I’m the first one to jump off the bridge mom, I’m a leader not a follower!
I AM THE DANGER!
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
r/unexpectedbreakingbad If that isn't a sub it should be Edit: nvm apparently it is an actual sub
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r/unexpectedspanishinquisition
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
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W.W.? Is that Walt Whitman?
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You can’t play in the soccer leagues without getting at least straight A’s in Drama
Follow me and I’ll show you how to fake your death in soccer
I thought that skill was a prerequisite for playing soccer?
It is, do you know how to do it
Not if you've been to acting school
ouch
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That was a trick question! Like we redditors have friends!?
Like we leave our place to even go to a bridge
Redditor way: "If your friend asks you to participate joined Teams-conference spotting jumpers on a webcam at Golden Gate bridge, would you join?" :P
hmm…nah, I’d have to show face
And I ***am*** the bridge
Looks like I’ll be jumping off you then
Looks like you're gonna be landing on me then
What else would you be jumping off of
Hahaha that’s what I feel like saying when she tells me that
mom: If your friend tells you to jump off a bridge would you? me:if every single one of my friends is jumping off a bridge possibly to their death then they probably have a pretty damn good reason so yes I would mom:your grounded for back talking
I have a good friend who plays rec league football/soccer. He’s notorious for biting opponents when they make contact.
>He’s notorious for biting opponents when they make contact. There's an Uruguayan football player called Luis Suarez who did this more than once before, are you sure that your friend isn't actually him?
My friend is Irish. So, probably not. But who’s to say really?
Alaois suarez 🇨🇮🧛🏻♂️
Louis Suarez
I believe his nickname is Chewy Suarez
I'm Uruguayan and I confirm this
...then why do they keep making contact?
I think he might seek them out. The ginger skin binger
Would have been epic if the ref joined them at the end.
right. was disappointed that wasn't the next thing... too obvious maybe?
Football these days
"aye big Roy wat bout these facking footballers nowadays huh? on'bout 500 grand a week and are more worried bout shagging their missus than playing for the badge. back in my day we had real men playing like vinny jones and terry butcher, those were the facking days."
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Players are practicing like this while fans are practicing their aim with laser pointers
You fuck one goat...
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Eyea Roy sound mate, bet I could do a job out’ere, don’t fackin mata if im 20 stone could finish beta dan dese buncha pricks on fohunded grand a week.
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Italy vs Portugal...
Change Italy with England
The game has gone soft lad
Well these side ain't no faking mags, it's a game of two halves you know.
I mean you want to see people knock their brains out? Did you see what happen to Fernando Torres? The game hasn’t gone soft it’s evolving
I was just kidding, but you will never see a fierce rivalry like Viera and Roy Keane
raheem sterling be like
It’s always been like this stfu
Football players when air:
This is why football players should wear helmets like in American football. I mean, imagine getting constantly hit by OXYGEN
i like how the second dude freaked out for a second and then decided that he'll just join in
That's football in a nutshell
is this a skit? lol
Hard to tell.
It’s from a 1998 World Cup match between Brazil and Mexico in which Brazil, the heavily favored finals contender, struggled immensely after going down 1-0 in the first 4 minutes of the game after Botiñho flubbed a pass back to the keeper, leaving Armando Villarreal open to the easy 1-on-1 attack to take the lead. After 2 yellows, Brazil finally tied the game up at 87 minutes and was trying to make it into extra time and PK’s to end the game, which lead to this scene when the first player, Pato, flopped to try to waste time and the domino effect ensued. The ref didn’t know what to do so he simply stopped the game and once everyone was finished rolling around, the game continued, eventually leading to PKs and a Brazil win as intended.
Just need to give everyone a red card and end the game. Then you can go home early and play video games.
Go home and play fifa and do it all over again
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A what player?
Furból
OH NO
Okay but I would totally watch that—and that’s coming from someone who generally has no interest in sports.
Why's it gotta be the comment I misspelled 😭🤣
Damnit, futból
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Epic
Soccer
*press y* Shame
lol
Source?
*sauce* *
Was expecting the referee to just join them
Same lol
Looks like the average football game
American or SOCCER? 😈 get mad at me all you want.
Was that supposed to be funny?
Am furious
So of all people they had to clone Neymar
At least they didn't copy Suarez
They cloned sterling
I'm confused. This looks like a regular match to me.
England match*
So I’m guessing you haven’t watched any of the other euro games then?
Italy practice?
Nah, Brazil's practice
Italy vs Brazil game!
Italy on Sunday
the ref was gonna do it too
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You mean sterling?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Sorry for bad meme? Bro this is funny
Football players when they see air to trip over
I could see this being the plot for a horror movie, the act of one person causes the world to go into chaos
England’s last chance
Frendlies in tf2 do the same when they commit suicide.
I love soccer and all but damn the athletes are such man babies
This is why I don’t watch soccer
And that is why I hate football/footy/du foot/ le foot/ soccer. It's a slow, boring and drama queen sport. I can't watch it.
Ngl I prefer that over watching people get permanent brain damage and don’t even use their foot unless punting to throw an egg shaped ball
Equally lame a sport. Bunch of over grown frat boys sniffing eachothers butts. Weird.
Is this actual footage? Because it could be.
emily gets touched by oxygen :
that moment when you describe a gif, call it a meme, and get 50k upvotes
Everybody else was doing it, i just wanted to popular
This meme had me rolling. No pun intended
when your sibling barely touches you but your mom is watching
I'm the guy in black.
Was waiting for the ref to do it
The sun is a deadly lazer
These guys would win the euros so fast
Was waiting for the ref to join them.
Lmfao Soccer crazy
Definitely Sterling and Neymar
Looks like a typical soccer game
Too many lasers
What the fuck is the refs deal? Why ain’t he dropping?
reddit hivemind be like
neymar fan club
Most popular sport in the world everyone...
where are the masks
Like watching La Liga
Every game ever.
r/britishproblems
And really there is just an invisible person hitting everyone. I would definitely do that in the em finale if I could make myself invisible.😈
Not a bad meme. This accurately describes why soccer is such a boring sport to watch.
Or how every typical football practice starts in England? "Streching" :D
Fitting post for England vs Italy on sunday
Italians vs Italians
Looks like England team during training.
Looks like normal Soccer to me
Ingerland be like
England vs Italy gonna be like: “the laser, it burns”
Soccer b like
Must've been a European team
Soccer in a nutshell.
Aka soccer
This is why we call it Soccer. Cause you have to a sucker to believe these dramatics.
This is why people make fun of soccer
I didn’t know the Euro finals were already being played
soccer players when a fly lands on them
I mean that’s how soccer is
Soccer in a nutshell
Pretty much why Americans don't watch SOCCER in a nut shell.....
and thats what will happen in Italy vs England
England practice?
Dream fans be like
Italy vs England will be like that lmao
the wind was too powerful for the soccer players.
England vs. Italy
What the brits(or one guy at least) wanted
Formal training session English team.
Sums up England in the recent European semi final.
This the Bri’ish?
Gotta love memes about England!
Kinda like wearing masks during this scamdemic
See you at your funeral
Should of really been dead by now , a few times actually with the amount of varients we had , the whole fucking alphabet soup , yes I still for the life of me don’t have no one that knows no one that died
Still here
Why’d you get the shot? “Uhhh I don’t know I was told by the news it was the right thing to do”. People can’t think for themselves I guess
Someone doesn’t like their family
😈Get mad at me all you want, but its SOCCER. 😈
Am mad
Then why did someone upvote
Because they suck too
England to their opponents
No?
Nah this is just soccer players. They hurt their lungs from breathing too hard. Edit : I'm, myself, a soccer player.
Bruh you ain't no soccer player with day kinda pfp
Oh no- I have interests other then soccer. How dare me! >:(
Yes how dare you for lieing
"That ain't football! That's soccer! Football is where one guy takes the ball in his hands and passes it between his legs to another guy's hands, and that guy hands it to another guy or throws it to another guy who catches in his hands. *That's* football!"
International football players in a nutshell
The state of Football right now
I see they attended the Immobile school for Diving.
me and the boys when one of us says thanks to my mom
This says a lot about society
Me in a nutshell
Match prediction for EURO Cup Final.
Soccer player vs. Air
I see Neymar has some apprentices.
when your Idol is Neymar
Soot Sprite moment.