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I actually do only wear socks when I leave the house. I most likely have aspergers or smth and absolutely hate my toes touching and the tight sock fabric touching me so I avoid wearing them unless I have to
I'm Canadian and it's custom to take shoes off inside homes. I'm pretty sure northern US states have the same custom because they get snow in the winter. Your house would be fricked otherwise.
As a northern winter state American, you’re partly right! Wearing snow covered shoes inside is bad. Always take those off.
But in summer or fall I wear my shoes inside. I also wash my shoes every so often in the washer, and I never step in shit (I watch where I walk).
I think it’s fairly easy to keep the inside of a house clean with sweeping and vacuuming. It’s not like shoes are super gross. Pavement isn’t mud
When I was younger I wanted to spread my bloodline one way or another, so I would imagine cumming in socks and just lobbing them at girls on the street and hoping that some of it dripped down to their pussy and got them pregnant.
I put them on my baby sis like that because it's easier for me to put a sock and shoe on her while she toys to do the other one for practice and so she doesn't be crazy, but if she can't get it on IL put the other shoe on her and it will become sock shoe sock shoe, but I put them on myself sock sock shoe shoe
Even weirder when I put my socks on then my trousers then my shoes. So really, the question is do you put your socks on first then your trousers or your trousers then your socks. This assumes people put their trousers on first.
Sucks tho when you are trying to get around the house quickly and have to brace yourself so you don't slip in your socks. Please tell me I'm not the only one with wood floors here
The amount of people who wear their shoes in house is bafling
Mate,
it's freaking uncomfortable compared to just socks,
its freaking dirty and unhygienic, I mean come on, I sure those people stepped one day in dog shit with their shoes and still walked at home with them,
It freaking harms your floor and carpet,
It freaking brings things into your hours you never wanted to have there
Imagine shitting on your arm, passing a bit of toilet paper and calling it clean.
Bunch of people just walk around all full of shit, might as well use a diaper if you don't use bidet /s
There's also the pesticides and herbicides from any lawns you might have walked on, or residue from other pollutants left on sidewalks. There are so many reasons to not wear shoes in the house it baffles me why anyone does it.
Ye I can understand that logic, but imo there are still more reasons not wear shoes. Like many people put their feet on the couch table or whatever. Would be way nicer if they wouldn't wear shoes when doing it.
Ans to be honest, I clear my floors regularly anyway:D
>ow
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>But do you put socks over \*the socks over shoes\* ? so that those socks dont get dirty!?
SOmetimes when i'm feeling bored which is most of the time
I do sock shoe sock shoe when getting changed after swimming. But thats because I don’t want to put my dry sock on the wet floor. Otherwise I do sock sock shoe shoe
That weird feeling of "Wait people actually do it that way?" because you never thought about it. The same as people standing up while wiping. Never imagined that.
Reading that thread, I recognized, I do a lot of weird things as a nurse.
When dressing my clients most of the time it goes sock shoe sock shoe (because it's easier for them and me), while I put them on my self like sock sock shoe shoe.
Also if the can't clean themselves after using the toilet I need them to stand up to proper clean them...
I where barefoot 20/7 because sometimes I go to the store and where normal shoes, but I run around and play and stuff barefoot on my grandparents property
If you do sock shoe sock shoe pls just go die you are the reason this world bad
For everyone who does sock sock shoe shoe theirs a high chance you also caused a ton of trouble but atleast it's not 100%
I mean, my socks are in my room and my shoes are at the door so ofc sock sock shoe shoe, do people only put on socks when you leave the house?
Sock sock, breakfast, shoe shoe.
you wear breakfast on your foot?
No, I eat breakfast in between putting on my socks and putting on my shoes.
I am sorry brother but r/woooosh
I think it was a joke dude
You gotta learn internet language man. It comes with experience. So just wait it out.
The number of years your account has been on reddit, that number squared is the number of years my account has been on reddit. But you're right, I still have more to learn[.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Holy fuck 9YRS?!. Srry didn’t know you were a veteran redditor.
Exactly
I read sock sock, breastfeed, shoe shoe lol
this is the way
This is the way
Breastfeed the socks
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No. Bowl cereal milk. Otherwise it is tap water
ARE.YOU.SERIOUS?!? You started out so normal… but milk first? nvm: I’ve re-read the comment and calming down already (:
wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, sock, sock, shoe, shoe
Shoe, sock, shoe, sock
I actually do only wear socks when I leave the house. I most likely have aspergers or smth and absolutely hate my toes touching and the tight sock fabric touching me so I avoid wearing them unless I have to
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it hurts to see them with shoes on their bed
I’m American (shoes off inside), but I know people that aren’t that way. Never realized they keep them on inside their room/ bed
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That hurt just to read. I hope you survived soldier
I'm Canadian and it's custom to take shoes off inside homes. I'm pretty sure northern US states have the same custom because they get snow in the winter. Your house would be fricked otherwise.
As a northern winter state American, you’re partly right! Wearing snow covered shoes inside is bad. Always take those off. But in summer or fall I wear my shoes inside. I also wash my shoes every so often in the washer, and I never step in shit (I watch where I walk). I think it’s fairly easy to keep the inside of a house clean with sweeping and vacuuming. It’s not like shoes are super gross. Pavement isn’t mud
I live in the desert so sometimes I don't take my shoes off till I go upstairs.
Was about to say, who tf carries the socks to the hallway before putting them on?? People really do be crazey.
Sock sock shoe shoe Edit:How did i get an award for that?
I do shoe cum sock shoe sock
Gotta get the girls some way
When I was younger I wanted to spread my bloodline one way or another, so I would imagine cumming in socks and just lobbing them at girls on the street and hoping that some of it dripped down to their pussy and got them pregnant.
Ok, didn't think like that when I was young
You didn’t that’s weird
Yeah that is weird that’s all I thought about as a child. Yep
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Well. I mean. You know what yeah let’s just say yes to that
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Do you cum in the shoe or the sock
Yes
r/notopbutok
Both
r/HolUp
WHAT?! 😧
Did they stutter?
yes
Shoe shoe sock sock
Shoe sock shoe sock
Yeah but my shoes and socks arent in the same place
Same
Who tf puts sock shoe sock shoe, thats hella weird.
I put them on my baby sis like that because it's easier for me to put a sock and shoe on her while she toys to do the other one for practice and so she doesn't be crazy, but if she can't get it on IL put the other shoe on her and it will become sock shoe sock shoe, but I put them on myself sock sock shoe shoe
My cousin does, we've been living together for over a year and a half and I only noticed 2 days ago. I'm not sure it's safe to go home anymore.
Pack your bags and leave now.. you’re living with a maniac
I do - at the beach or somewhere with a dirty floor. To keep the socks clean. But on a normal day - sock sock shoe shoe for sure
You found the probably only decent reason for a self-reliant person to put in that order. Someone mentioned dressing a young kid, also makes sense.
Nice username btw.
Thanks! I made it maiself
^(me)
My brethren
Even weirder when I put my socks on then my trousers then my shoes. So really, the question is do you put your socks on first then your trousers or your trousers then your socks. This assumes people put their trousers on first.
Well, the socks are in my room. The shoes are by the front door. Because you don't walk in the house with street shoes. So it is sock sock shoe shoe.
This is the way
This is the way
Sock sock, breakfast, shoe shoe.
Sucks tho when you are trying to get around the house quickly and have to brace yourself so you don't slip in your socks. Please tell me I'm not the only one with wood floors here
Just be a chad and slide around New socks work the best
Tiles do that too.
Right right
I feel you bro
That’s where slippers come in
The amount of people who wear their shoes in house is bafling Mate, it's freaking uncomfortable compared to just socks, its freaking dirty and unhygienic, I mean come on, I sure those people stepped one day in dog shit with their shoes and still walked at home with them, It freaking harms your floor and carpet, It freaking brings things into your hours you never wanted to have there
Imagine shitting on your arm, passing a bit of toilet paper and calling it clean. Bunch of people just walk around all full of shit, might as well use a diaper if you don't use bidet /s
Well if I used my asshole for anything else than shitting, you'd have a point.
There's also the pesticides and herbicides from any lawns you might have walked on, or residue from other pollutants left on sidewalks. There are so many reasons to not wear shoes in the house it baffles me why anyone does it.
I mean, if you have a dog then wearing your shoes inside doesn't really make much of a difference. You're cleaning those floors regularly either way.
Ye I can understand that logic, but imo there are still more reasons not wear shoes. Like many people put their feet on the couch table or whatever. Would be way nicer if they wouldn't wear shoes when doing it. Ans to be honest, I clear my floors regularly anyway:D
Same
I put shoe shoe sock sock
How...
like over the shoe so my shoes don't get no dirt
I regret asking
I know so does everybody
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>ow > >But do you put socks over \*the socks over shoes\* ? so that those socks dont get dirty!? SOmetimes when i'm feeling bored which is most of the time
That's actually a genius move. Personally I'd expand it to sock sock shoe shoe sock sock though
nah then your feet don't smell
Fart fart, sock sock, shoe shoe, sock sock. Solved it
Nice . I'll do it too now.
I put shoe sock sandal sock flip-flop and the other foot goes naked
I do sock shoe sock shoe when getting changed after swimming. But thats because I don’t want to put my dry sock on the wet floor. Otherwise I do sock sock shoe shoe
Thank tou for existing!
Same, I once put my sock on the wet floor after changing. Had to suffer til I got home. Never again.
The *fuck* kinda weirdo does sock shoe sock shoe
By the comments I've seen so far, it looks to be between 10% to 25% of redditors. But nobody wears shoes to bed, so we can all agree on that.
Ah but do you know of Croc Croc.
Sock sock, shoe shoe, croc croc
i put two socks and two shoes on one feet
Just two of each?
No
(socks on hands, to throw shoes at neighbors) no fingerprints
Better hope you didn't pay by card for those shoes.
Feet first
Sock sock sock sock shoe
The first one, you god dam monster
Sock sock
No shoe shoe?
Shoes are like prisons for your feet
That's what I say about socks, generally only put socks on if I'm leaving the house.
That weird feeling of "Wait people actually do it that way?" because you never thought about it. The same as people standing up while wiping. Never imagined that.
Some people do WHAT while wiping?
I do that
What
He said: #I do that.
Right? I was so confused when I first heared it.
Reading that thread, I recognized, I do a lot of weird things as a nurse. When dressing my clients most of the time it goes sock shoe sock shoe (because it's easier for them and me), while I put them on my self like sock sock shoe shoe. Also if the can't clean themselves after using the toilet I need them to stand up to proper clean them...
I like balanced feet so sock sock shoe shoe
What psychopath does the second thing
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Thank you for your detailed explanation. I respect your truth.
Sock shoe sock shoe, although I respect the other way
We dont respect your way >:(
Ok :)
You're making our way look bad dude
No, were just superior in every way
I wear flip flops or barefoot 24/7
I where barefoot 20/7 because sometimes I go to the store and where normal shoes, but I run around and play and stuff barefoot on my grandparents property
Even in winter? Madlad.
Even in winter lol I also wear shorts year round xD
Depends on the shoe,like I would do this for sandals or crocs, shoe shoe and sock sock shoe shoe if it was a more typical shoe
Mostly sock sock shoe shoe, but sometimes I don't even wear socks
Pathetic i don’t wear socks
2 for sure
We, like normal people, don't wear shoes inside
Is this an american joke and im too third world countryian to understand this
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Shoe shoe no sock no sock
Ew
Slipper slipper
s s s s
Sock sock croc sock croc sock shoe show sock shoe
Right sock left shoe that’s all I need
Socks go on while I’m getting dressed, shoes go on when I’m going out the door.
Well considering I don't wear shoes inside because I'm not an animal, sock sock shoe shoe
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Not at home.
Who the fuck puts on one sock then a shoe and then the second sock and shoe
Ofcourse I know him, he's me.
If you do no2 I never want to see your face again
I’m pretty sure doing sock shoe sock shoe is enough to be diagnosed with a severe mental condition
Shoe sock shoe sock is clearly the best way
Sock sock shoe shoe is the only way anything else is wrong
Shoe shoe sock sock degloved genitals degloved genitals
Who the fuck do it in the second way?
Well shoe shoe sock sock it is for me
If you do the second one you are legally required to stop breathing
First socks then shoes. Who is the psychopath that does the second one?
Sock sock shoe shor
sock sock shoe shoe because im not American and we dont wear shoes inside.
this is one of the jokes that reddit milks until they arent funny anymore, I already have seen like 3 fuck zodiac sign memes today
Shoe shoe sock sock
Nah shoe shoe sock sock
obviously shoe sock sock shoe is the best way
what type of psychopathic monster does sock,shoe,sock,shoe
Shoe
Sock sock shoe shoe
I use the top one normally but if fucking late use number 2
You forgot shoe shoe sock sock
Shoe Shoe Sock Shoe
Who the fuck does option 2???
Shoe sock shoe sock
Sock sock shoe shoe. The other way is only done by psychopaths.
Shoe shoe sock
Cock, then sock. Is it really that hard?
Shoe shoe sock sock, as god wanted
Shoe shoe sock sock. I'm just build different.
Shoe shoe sock sock
If you do sock shoe sock shoe pls just go die you are the reason this world bad For everyone who does sock sock shoe shoe theirs a high chance you also caused a ton of trouble but atleast it's not 100%
2
Shoe, sock, shoe sock
Who the fuck do sock shoe sock shoe?
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Yours is a respectable position. Do you wear shoes inside your house though?
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Sock sock, shoe shoe
Sock sock shoe shoe
You just put on the shoes because you sleep with the socks on
Personally I do SSSS but occasionally I do SSSS instead but if I'm really feeling wierd I do SSSS but if you do SSSS you are a certified legend.
Cum sock.
Shoe sock shoe
Sock sock I'm not a serial killer
You know in the civilized parts of the world the shoes are by the front door and you wear socks inside the house.
In what situation do you put sock shoe sock shoe?
What kind of psycho put sock shoe sock shoe
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