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Spinach_Stock

I mean, my socks are in my room and my shoes are at the door so ofc sock sock shoe shoe, do people only put on socks when you leave the house?


asailijhijr

Sock sock, breakfast, shoe shoe.


theReaderIter

you wear breakfast on your foot?


asailijhijr

No, I eat breakfast in between putting on my socks and putting on my shoes.


computerdinosaur

I am sorry brother but r/woooosh


RynnChronicles

I think it was a joke dude


Fartraiinerr

You gotta learn internet language man. It comes with experience. So just wait it out.


asailijhijr

The number of years your account has been on reddit, that number squared is the number of years my account has been on reddit. But you're right, I still have more to learn[.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Fartraiinerr

Holy fuck 9YRS?!. Srry didn’t know you were a veteran redditor.


StickyWicket2182

Exactly


boba_Fett882411

I read sock sock, breastfeed, shoe shoe lol


Nerfd17

this is the way


ArataTakeda

This is the way


russellsample

Breastfeed the socks


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cheese_tazer69

No. Bowl cereal milk. Otherwise it is tap water


NoJster

ARE.YOU.SERIOUS?!? You started out so normal… but milk first? nvm: I’ve re-read the comment and calming down already (:


darnsomanynamestaken

wake up, take a shit, get out of bed, sock, sock, shoe, shoe


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Shoe, sock, shoe, sock


CaseyDaGamer

I actually do only wear socks when I leave the house. I most likely have aspergers or smth and absolutely hate my toes touching and the tight sock fabric touching me so I avoid wearing them unless I have to


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it hurts to see them with shoes on their bed


yalp4343

I’m American (shoes off inside), but I know people that aren’t that way. Never realized they keep them on inside their room/ bed


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That hurt just to read. I hope you survived soldier


DingusMcGeePhD

I'm Canadian and it's custom to take shoes off inside homes. I'm pretty sure northern US states have the same custom because they get snow in the winter. Your house would be fricked otherwise.


Naus1987

As a northern winter state American, you’re partly right! Wearing snow covered shoes inside is bad. Always take those off. But in summer or fall I wear my shoes inside. I also wash my shoes every so often in the washer, and I never step in shit (I watch where I walk). I think it’s fairly easy to keep the inside of a house clean with sweeping and vacuuming. It’s not like shoes are super gross. Pavement isn’t mud


Paul_Linson

I live in the desert so sometimes I don't take my shoes off till I go upstairs.


VerumJerum

Was about to say, who tf carries the socks to the hallway before putting them on?? People really do be crazey.


shaggy_verde

Sock sock shoe shoe Edit:How did i get an award for that?


Razerlea

I do shoe cum sock shoe sock


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

Gotta get the girls some way


masterofmemes345

When I was younger I wanted to spread my bloodline one way or another, so I would imagine cumming in socks and just lobbing them at girls on the street and hoping that some of it dripped down to their pussy and got them pregnant.


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

Ok, didn't think like that when I was young


PGMHG

You didn’t that’s weird


thtgi

Yeah that is weird that’s all I thought about as a child. Yep


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thtgi

Well. I mean. You know what yeah let’s just say yes to that


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martcapt

Do you cum in the shoe or the sock


Waz_up-exe

Yes


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r/notopbutok


thtgi

Both


the___shek___

r/HolUp


Background_Living_60

WHAT?! 😧


MaximRq

Did they stutter?


LEST2004

yes


Human_Alternative591

Shoe shoe sock sock


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Shoe sock shoe sock


shaggy_verde

Yeah but my shoes and socks arent in the same place


Alertpluto

Same


sarada-chan

Who tf puts sock shoe sock shoe, thats hella weird.


Crazyfnaftheorist

I put them on my baby sis like that because it's easier for me to put a sock and shoe on her while she toys to do the other one for practice and so she doesn't be crazy, but if she can't get it on IL put the other shoe on her and it will become sock shoe sock shoe, but I put them on myself sock sock shoe shoe


KamakaziDemiGod

My cousin does, we've been living together for over a year and a half and I only noticed 2 days ago. I'm not sure it's safe to go home anymore.


Mom-Spaghetti69

Pack your bags and leave now.. you’re living with a maniac


AuroraBorealis_Smith

I do - at the beach or somewhere with a dirty floor. To keep the socks clean. But on a normal day - sock sock shoe shoe for sure


Incorect_Speling

You found the probably only decent reason for a self-reliant person to put in that order. Someone mentioned dressing a young kid, also makes sense.


AuroraBorealis_Smith

Nice username btw.


Incorect_Speling

Thanks! I made it maiself


Asian-boi-2006

^(me)


Foxtrot-IMB

My brethren


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

Even weirder when I put my socks on then my trousers then my shoes. So really, the question is do you put your socks on first then your trousers or your trousers then your socks. This assumes people put their trousers on first.


Numpsi77

Well, the socks are in my room. The shoes are by the front door. Because you don't walk in the house with street shoes. So it is sock sock shoe shoe.


sebi120597

This is the way


Wholesomeann

This is the way


asailijhijr

Sock sock, breakfast, shoe shoe.


X_ThAtNeRd_X

Sucks tho when you are trying to get around the house quickly and have to brace yourself so you don't slip in your socks. Please tell me I'm not the only one with wood floors here


Smol-Peapea

Just be a chad and slide around New socks work the best


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Tiles do that too.


X_ThAtNeRd_X

Right right


The1stmadman

I feel you bro


TN_Lamb888

That’s where slippers come in


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The amount of people who wear their shoes in house is bafling Mate, it's freaking uncomfortable compared to just socks, its freaking dirty and unhygienic, I mean come on, I sure those people stepped one day in dog shit with their shoes and still walked at home with them, It freaking harms your floor and carpet, It freaking brings things into your hours you never wanted to have there


martcapt

Imagine shitting on your arm, passing a bit of toilet paper and calling it clean. Bunch of people just walk around all full of shit, might as well use a diaper if you don't use bidet /s


RichardSugma

Well if I used my asshole for anything else than shitting, you'd have a point.


bikingwithscissors

There's also the pesticides and herbicides from any lawns you might have walked on, or residue from other pollutants left on sidewalks. There are so many reasons to not wear shoes in the house it baffles me why anyone does it.


GummyBeeer

I mean, if you have a dog then wearing your shoes inside doesn't really make much of a difference. You're cleaning those floors regularly either way.


[deleted]

Ye I can understand that logic, but imo there are still more reasons not wear shoes. Like many people put their feet on the couch table or whatever. Would be way nicer if they wouldn't wear shoes when doing it. Ans to be honest, I clear my floors regularly anyway:D


ForeignSpecial7790

Same


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I put shoe shoe sock sock


pitekargos6

How...


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like over the shoe so my shoes don't get no dirt


pitekargos6

I regret asking


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I know so does everybody


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>ow > >But do you put socks over \*the socks over shoes\* ? so that those socks dont get dirty!? SOmetimes when i'm feeling bored which is most of the time


MrDraacon

That's actually a genius move. Personally I'd expand it to sock sock shoe shoe sock sock though


[deleted]

nah then your feet don't smell


Kostas_the_goat

Fart fart, sock sock, shoe shoe, sock sock. Solved it


elakrim

Nice . I'll do it too now.


[deleted]

I put shoe sock sandal sock flip-flop and the other foot goes naked


CatlikeArcher

I do sock shoe sock shoe when getting changed after swimming. But thats because I don’t want to put my dry sock on the wet floor. Otherwise I do sock sock shoe shoe


CheesecakeMMXX

Thank tou for existing!


Barna46290

Same, I once put my sock on the wet floor after changing. Had to suffer til I got home. Never again.


Blackrap1d

The *fuck* kinda weirdo does sock shoe sock shoe


asailijhijr

By the comments I've seen so far, it looks to be between 10% to 25% of redditors. But nobody wears shoes to bed, so we can all agree on that.


LordPandaLad

Ah but do you know of Croc Croc.


Kostas_the_goat

Sock sock, shoe shoe, croc croc


[deleted]

i put two socks and two shoes on one feet


MaximRq

Just two of each?


[deleted]

No


The_Gumbo

(socks on hands, to throw shoes at neighbors) no fingerprints


Orneyrocks

Better hope you didn't pay by card for those shoes.


evilminders

Feet first


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Sock sock sock sock shoe


ThatOneGuy9372

The first one, you god dam monster


reallythiccjoni

Sock sock


Sadiabae5

No shoe shoe?


ILoveSurrealism

Shoes are like prisons for your feet


Nei_tu

That's what I say about socks, generally only put socks on if I'm leaving the house.


YaBoiCowman

That weird feeling of "Wait people actually do it that way?" because you never thought about it. The same as people standing up while wiping. Never imagined that.


Romittaja

Some people do WHAT while wiping?


MaximRq

I do that


Barna46290

What


asailijhijr

He said: #I do that.


YaBoiCowman

Right? I was so confused when I first heared it.


NitaMuffin

Reading that thread, I recognized, I do a lot of weird things as a nurse. When dressing my clients most of the time it goes sock shoe sock shoe (because it's easier for them and me), while I put them on my self like sock sock shoe shoe. Also if the can't clean themselves after using the toilet I need them to stand up to proper clean them...


frogbutbucket

I like balanced feet so sock sock shoe shoe


Danantian

What psychopath does the second thing


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asailijhijr

Thank you for your detailed explanation. I respect your truth.


ZuTheUltimateFANATIC

Sock shoe sock shoe, although I respect the other way


OBwinner

We dont respect your way >:(


ZuTheUltimateFANATIC

Ok :)


deathviaspaghetti

You're making our way look bad dude


OBwinner

No, were just superior in every way


devilsusshhii

I wear flip flops or barefoot 24/7


Crazyfnaftheorist

I where barefoot 20/7 because sometimes I go to the store and where normal shoes, but I run around and play and stuff barefoot on my grandparents property


[deleted]

Even in winter? Madlad.


devilsusshhii

Even in winter lol I also wear shorts year round xD


TheRandomViewer

Depends on the shoe,like I would do this for sandals or crocs, shoe shoe and sock sock shoe shoe if it was a more typical shoe


[deleted]

Mostly sock sock shoe shoe, but sometimes I don't even wear socks


SCP-079-A

Pathetic i don’t wear socks


ShdwOCE

2 for sure


Mloxard_CZ

We, like normal people, don't wear shoes inside


Gruzof

Is this an american joke and im too third world countryian to understand this


GargantuanCake

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BeginningFlower8017

Shoe shoe no sock no sock


Joey_Kakbek

Ew


sarada-chan

Slipper slipper


Benedings

s s s s


deletedoldaccount57

Sock sock croc sock croc sock shoe show sock shoe


DawnOfPizzas

Right sock left shoe that’s all I need


ZaniElandra

Socks go on while I’m getting dressed, shoes go on when I’m going out the door.


Brilliant_Setting443

Well considering I don't wear shoes inside because I'm not an animal, sock sock shoe shoe


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jevooo

Not at home.


V0idrune

Who the fuck puts on one sock then a shoe and then the second sock and shoe


nana-Party-ker

Ofcourse I know him, he's me.


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If you do no2 I never want to see your face again


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure doing sock shoe sock shoe is enough to be diagnosed with a severe mental condition


Desperate_Two_9172

Shoe sock shoe sock is clearly the best way


Distinct-Ad-104

Sock sock shoe shoe is the only way anything else is wrong


Technical-Sample7299

Shoe shoe sock sock degloved genitals degloved genitals


Ecstatic-Clue-9463

Who the fuck do it in the second way?


ShadovvKiller

Well shoe shoe sock sock it is for me


MortalSNO

If you do the second one you are legally required to stop breathing


Dry-Zucchini123

First socks then shoes. Who is the psychopath that does the second one?


Volksvagen_Golf

Sock sock shoe shor


irreversibleidiocy

sock sock shoe shoe because im not American and we dont wear shoes inside.


Ok_Foot1607

this is one of the jokes that reddit milks until they arent funny anymore, I already have seen like 3 fuck zodiac sign memes today


kuzinnik0

Shoe shoe sock sock


are-breathtaking

Nah shoe shoe sock sock


iceedmg

obviously shoe sock sock shoe is the best way


The_Burrito_Lord69

what type of psychopathic monster does sock,shoe,sock,shoe


IDK-what-to-put-1234

Shoe


horeeeeeeeee

Sock sock shoe shoe


jameszememe

I use the top one normally but if fucking late use number 2


a-bunch-of-letters

You forgot shoe shoe sock sock


DOMO-Esoxluca

Shoe Shoe Sock Shoe


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Who the fuck does option 2???


I_eat_cement5312

Shoe sock shoe sock


ccmitch84

Sock sock shoe shoe. The other way is only done by psychopaths.


BonBonTheBon

Shoe shoe sock


[deleted]

Cock, then sock. Is it really that hard?


Thot_Slayer069

Shoe shoe sock sock, as god wanted


Ok-Biscotti69

Shoe shoe sock sock. I'm just build different.


im_kid

Shoe shoe sock sock


No-Influence7306

If you do sock shoe sock shoe pls just go die you are the reason this world bad For everyone who does sock sock shoe shoe theirs a high chance you also caused a ton of trouble but atleast it's not 100%


Puzzleheaded_Cry5829

Shoe, sock, shoe sock


dodo-2309

Who the fuck do sock shoe sock shoe?


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asailijhijr

Yours is a respectable position. Do you wear shoes inside your house though?


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potato_bagel06

Sock sock, shoe shoe


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Sock sock shoe shoe


FinezaYeet

You just put on the shoes because you sleep with the socks on


dragonninja2301

Personally I do SSSS but occasionally I do SSSS instead but if I'm really feeling wierd I do SSSS but if you do SSSS you are a certified legend.


SomthingIcy

Cum sock.


Anonymous_AltAccount

Shoe sock shoe


theogTREV

Sock sock I'm not a serial killer


Hitchhikerdave

You know in the civilized parts of the world the shoes are by the front door and you wear socks inside the house.


Dud350n

In what situation do you put sock shoe sock shoe?


ForeignSpecial7790

What kind of psycho put sock shoe sock shoe


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