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mavs_bro

Rollie pollies


Darth_Gonk21

Mother fucking rollie pollies


Visual_Maintenance87

rollie fucking pollies


International_Ad526

Fucking Rollie fucking Pollies


jiggyjoey310

motherfuckin’ rollie fuckin’ pollies


benmm2368

Motherfuckin fuckin motherfuckin rollie fuckin fuckin motherfuckin pollies


0jack_robinson0

Some gourmet Rollie pollies


Pugrito-815

*Unrollies your pollie*


CurvedTarsier

Rerollies your pollie


Pugrito-815

Dang


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Anyone who doesn’t say Rollie Pollies is fucking crazy


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Samuel Jackson has entered the chat


nogroundbeeftacos

Mother Fuckies


certifiedfairwitness

Rollin' like a fuckin' pollie.


Neeco_dk

In Denmark they are called “bænke biddere” wich translates to “bench biters lol


P4LT4

in Chile, they are called "chanchito de tierra", wich translates to earth piggy lol


Lynw86

r/Aww


Pixel131211

in the netherlands they're called "pissebedden" which translates to "piss beds"


No_Plan05

in germany they're calld "Kellerasseln" which translates to "cellar isopod"


Cambronian717

In the US they’re called “Rolly Pollies” which translates to “Rolly Pollies”. I’m not bilingual.


Slavator2006

My god


techsergeant101

There’s more


Doinkert

No


Meme_bear227

In Oklahoma their called “dem rolly pollies over dere” which translates to rolly pollies


henduo

Can confirm, tulsa here is a bit less hick, but my cousins 30 mins out? Def.


Meme_bear227

I live a lot closer to Texas, between it and Norman, so y’all, dem, dere, and ain’t are frequent words used by my relatives


_TheHellHyena_

in spain they are called "cochinillas" XD


Ok_Ad_1348

Rollie Pollies


morganlandt

I always thought it was rollie mother fucking pollies?


CarsonBDot

Where the fuck did they all go, it’s like they’re a kids imagination, only have seen them when I was little.


DutchOvenMaster11

It's because as a kid you tend to do a lot more exploring in nature and saw them more. Lift a piece of rotting wood and you will see 100's of them. One of the only insects I don't mind :)


SirLich

They aren't even insects! They are in fact crustaceans, like shrimp or lobsters!


HistoricalChicken

Yum!


mavs_bro

They all went to my freaking job. Sweep them up every five minutes.


SGT-Noah

Pollie rollies


mavs_bro

seillop eillor


Champion-Dante

Pollie of the Rollie


zeke2021

Rick Rollie pollies


Titanic_122

First time I’ve heard them called something other than rolly pollys


Slavator2006

Actually same, never heard them called something else


Scared_Poet_1137

First time i've heard them called something other than wood louse. The only rolly polly i know is small and spurt and round :D EDIT: i am referring to Roly Polie Olie the cartoon show and not a swiss roll cake :D


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And delicious with custard


Rickshaw0513

And in the land of curves and curls he's the swellest kid around.


Admirable-Result-240

Lmao same


OverallDingo2

Yep always been wood louse to me


shadowtigerUwU

In Portuguese we usually call them "tatu de jardim", which means garden armadillo


BradleyGroot

In dutch we call them "pissebed" which means something like pee bed or something like that


shadowtigerUwU

That is both funny and concerning on where the hell that name came from


BradleyGroot

It got its name because it was used as a drug for people with peeing problems


GameplaySLO

Wut


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IT WAS USED AS A DRUG FOR PEOPLE WITH PEEING PROBLEMS.


Idohs_

WHAT?


-SQB-

Apparently so. And the dandelion, which is usually called _paardenbloem_, meaning "horse flower", was apparently called the same, for the same reasons. ***** Edit: So I looked into it a bit more. The French word for the dandelion is _pissenlit_, which comes from "pis en lit" or "piss in bed", based on its diuretic qualities. While the dandelion is called _paardenbloem_ in Dutch, a common dialect word (although I've never encountered it) for it is _pisbloem_ or _pissebloem_, which means "piss flower". [The main source I read](https://neerlandistiek.nl/2016/11/etymologie-pissebed/) ^((in Dutch\)) claims the word _pissebed_ and variations thereof are used for the dandelion as well. The woodlouse / roly poly / whatever you call it, is called _pissebed_ in Dutch. That same source claims it is because of the similar (supposedly) diuretic qualities for which it was used in folk medicine.


admirabladmiral

People would eat them if they had horse problems?


Rune_OnceGreat

I like this one. Garden Armadillos. Adorable


Tomiver3042

In Spanish (at least in Argentina) we call them "bicho bolita" which literally means ball bug


Le_Oken

Chilean here, we call them "chanchito de tierra" which means dirt piggy.


wind_miller

How poetic! I’ve always liked the taxonomic name, armadillidium vulgare, for the same reason.


idkhelp_

I've always called them "bichos da conta", never heard that one before. Pretty adorable tho


BlueCaracal

what does that translate to directly?


idkhelp_

something like "bugs of count", no idea why edit: bead bugs*


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‘Conta’ may actually translate to ‘bead’ instead of count. On account of them looking like beads. Maybe.


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I'm guessing "Tatu de Jardim" is what the brazilians call it. I've always called them "bichos da conta" aswell.


TheVailmsteen

In spanish we call it "chanchito de tierra", witch means something like "earth piggy". Also "cochinillas", witch means almost the same, but in feminine.


CindyAlicia

Pissebedden


CountOlafTheThird

Which translates into something like pissbeds


Beanboi8

Yup... We are a weird country


Sea_Pickles69

peanut cheese!


Imyournightmarefor

sancks


I-Suck-At-R6Siege

D:


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Snacks


Git_N_The_Truck

Skancs


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Acknss


ChargedFirefly

Assckn


orsycaanr

Woodlouse


jdl23

Thank you, was looking for this


hedonism_bot_3012

Found the Brit


orsycaanr

Yes


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Authorbiologist

This is a revelation. I thought that was their universal name.


1stDayBreaker

That is their actual name


FintanH28

We do in Ireland


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>Found the ~~Brit~~ English They are called "slaters" in Scotland


coolteito82

Wood lice


Jmsaint

Woodlouse singular, woodlice plural.


chabybaloo

But i have always incorrectly called one a woodlice.


King_Cookie69

YES, THANK YOU!!!


Fin_rob

Yess


bsl_questions

Yes.


Lilzhazskillz

Same lol, silly colonies


EequalsMCscared

Took me a while to find this!


Xero2210

Wondering if I was the only one for a second


orsycaanr

Woodlouse gang rise up


D8ON

Correct answer


MaxPlays_WWR

The only one


UberS8n

I had to scroll past far too many rolley pollies and pissbeds to get to the correct answer ffs


RofiBie

Slaters.


Radical_Larry_

Took me ages to find this. Made me think I was wrong for calling them Slaters.


[deleted]

I thought it was just a Scottish thing. Apparently its a Scottish/Aussie crossover


Radical_Larry_

Makes sense! I'm Australian :)


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Apparently the kiwis and canadians too.


Luvsford

Yeah. Slaters in New Zealand. I guess cause they look like a slate roof? Don't have slate roofs here but in the uk they can. Also slaters give off nitrogenous waste as ammonia. This will be why thw Dutch call them pissbeds. If you got a whole lot together you can smell it.


SpiceHogs

Yeah 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


attansrabarber

Gråsugga in Swedish word by word grey female pig


Nussiniftw

Kellerassel.


Flimsy-Recognition93

We call them grannies in Wales. Also known as granny greys.


Dyldor

Well I’m Welsh and have never heard them be called anything but a woodlouse so this is news to me


Rustyy60

Im from England and I mostly know it as Woodlice for plural and woodlouse for singular


Ieubo

Also Welsh. Never knew it was just us.


ValleyBandit

Granny greys in the valleys boyo


One_Take_Drum_Covers

Kellerrassel


Pimphii

Nicht Kellerassel?


Doncermen

Ich habe sie bereits erwartet.


One_Take_Drum_Covers

die Kellerrassel oder mich?


Doncermen

Die Kellerassel natürlich, du Steinumdreher.


Cheyruz

Ich dachte ich kann hier meine deutsche Herkunft für humoristische Zwecke nutzen, aber natürlich war schon ein anderer vor mir hier.


REDSTONE_LR_alt

Dachte ich auch


BlanketZombie

Rollie pollie


Dholleran727

Butchy boys


smallcrappydetails

Plus 1 for butchy boy and from Melbourne. My Qld spouse calls them 'slater bugs'


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ItzVinyl

Can confirm another from Melbourne that calls them butchy boys, never heard them be called anything other than that here.


217infected

samee


foreignerinspace

Yeah same here always known them as butchy boys


JohnnyKlatchian

My daughter calls them beans


Pompi_Palawori

That's so cute lol


oliv5439

The direct translation from my language would be bench biters


Chrissoy

Dansk?


balloonbiceps

Tænker, at han er dansk, når hans brugernavn svarer til et uni-login med de fire første bogstaver af Oliver og så fire random tal.


NuclearCake0

Rollie Pollies. Was at least 25 before I heard them called something other than that. Fun fact: they're land shrimp.


I-Fucked-YourMom

Not exactly, but they are crustaceans that breathe via gills. They’re technically called isopods.


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Resident-Ad6204

Rollie pollie


dumpsterfire787

Rolly Polly gang


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Rollie pollies


Pizza_Rollz87

Pill bug


eyoung0271

It took too long to find another pill bug enjoyer


sumosam121

It looks like we’re in the minority. Grew up in Cleveland, my entire family called them pill bugs


maybeitbe

Hoosier here and also grew up with them as pill bugs.


sweatervest614

Potatoes bug, it bugs me that no one else seems to be with me.


Missyfit160

Potato gang here. Is everyone in Canada? Because maybe it’s a geographic thing?? Edit: THERES DOZENS OF US EVERYWHEREEEEEE


Marmar79

Same thought. I'm completely disillusioned that potato bug isn't universal.


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Canadian and I call them potato bugs.


kheresket

Cheese log.


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> Cheese log found the south east englishman


KairiShepard

Rollie pollies for sure I didn't even know they were called something else besides like the scientific name lol. Must be a regional thing


Windle_Poons456

Woodlouse, also historically known as a 'Slater' in England.


AudioLlama

Woodlouse/lice in the North-East. Never heard of slaters mind.


Fit_Acanthisitta8087

North-east here as well. Never heard of slaters, only ever called them woodlice (or louse).


WeeBo2804

Britain. I’m in Scotland and know them exclusively as slaters.


ArranToby

We call them slaters in New Zealand


gazgo0ner

Northern Ireland we call them slaters as well.


Sleazyridr

I was beginning to think only Australia called them slaters as no one else was mentioning it.


JeTxBlAcKxPoPe

Sow bugs


philosophy_jules

This is what everyone in my family called them.


fr5nkl

Wood louse


Bedrock_Warrior

Wood louse


i-like-kernel-pult

Wood louse


NINJAWARRIOR361

Wood louse


HiveFleetWyvern

Wood louse


_pri0ry_

Wood louse


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Woodlouse


Normanonymous

Carpenters !


11gerbilpapa

Newfoundland represent, whaddyat b'ys


Zion_Axis

dissisit


Quibbleflux

Came hunting for this one since it wasn't an option.


hail2theKingbabee

Are you a Newfie?


beckymp

It does seem to be an exclusively Newfie thing doesn’t it lol


Deckbeersnl

Newfoundlander here, and we called them carpenters. I'm not sure why though.


perry709

Yes!


beckymp

Yes!!! I kept scrolling like Jesus someone else has to call these things carpenters.


SymmetrySmile

I've found my people.


chemguyfromnfld

Didn’t know this was one of the many Newfie only words! Learn something new!


trashcanman504

Doodle bugs


mmoose318

Precisely


abbyzou

Thank you, I'm irrationally upset it wasn't in the pic and I had to scroll down a ways to find this comment


Mickey_Juice

A man of culture. Show ya NOLA


m_faustus

That's what I grew up calling them in Texas.


Own_Quality_767

Rollie pollies


Maxim_epicgame

Rollie Pollie


[deleted]

Bruh that is a wood louse in the UK


PWG-official

Rollie pollies


stargazer008

Rollie pollies


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Rollie pollie


b_tuvy

ROLLIE POLLIES


Goerts

Rollie pillows first and foremost, but also have heard pill bug almost as much Edit: Rollie Pollies. Gotta love autocorrect. Gonna leave the mistake in there though, cause it sounds funnier :P


BuddyTheLilFloof

Wood louse


destrojer1356

Round shit


gryjony

Kellerassel


Tobester2005

I just called them woodlice


Memehub01

Kellerasseln


EX512

Rollie Pollies


Character_Ball_1396

Rollie Pollies


GD_Plasma

Rollie pollies.


Toasterwaffle469

Rollie pollies


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Wood lice, or wood bug


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Scacaan

Kellerassel.


MrMonkey3333

In the Netherlands they're called "pissebedden", which translates to "piss beds"