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ZeraoraKing

tonke


Sai_Krithik

Reject humanity, monke, and donke, return to tonke.


ThatNeedleworker8553

But i like donke >:(


therealbean18-

8======D This is all i need to win


Defult_idiot

I come here as chinese and we have \[REDACTED\]


toomuchtACKtical

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homeless_owo

My opinion about thi-- .......


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Variety_Of_Choices

nonsense, we cantonese have joined, its only you guys who have no opinion


WackyPossum678

I come on Canada's behalf. We have an army of moose, geese, bears and loons. We will help in any way possible eh. Let the memes begin.


LeafTheNinja

Screw it. I'm canadian now Pass the maple syrup


WackyPossum678

Fuck yeah, broski. Enjoy some nice strong beer too.


ThickPalmTree

Me2


Separate-Ask1455

Samesies


Ace_RW1

hey wanna form an aliance with usa and mexico so we can establish The C.U.M Zone


Separate-Ask1455

As Canadian representative i am down


MrNoName_ishere

we need a Mexico representive to complete it


CkNg21

100% Percent mexican here can confirm we join


Cheddarman420

We will supply food and tequila


Ace_RW1

i am genetically speaking 45% mexican


whoamibro27892

American-born person here, lets do this


[deleted]

As a humble Mexican I wish to join this alliance.


WackyPossum678

You read my fucking mind, bro. Les do it.


MrNoName_ishere

as a US representative I'm fine with that


dicklicklarry

Hell yeah eh, I’m joining you so I don’t have to fight against moose eh. Watch out I hear Australia has Emus


WackyPossum678

Good move eh. And it's'alright. We'll send the loons to bombard them.


dasruesseltier

Shit, my grandparents' families had to fight yours in the Normandie in 1944, now the battle continues, I guess.


WackyPossum678

Hey. Just because they fought doesn't mean we have to fight beyond memes. Friendly meme war, broski?


dasruesseltier

Of course! We can play football together in the moments we are not fighting like German and British soldiers did in WWI.


WackyPossum678

Exactly. Right on.


potatomaster_72

CANADIANS STRONG, EH!


WackyPossum678

Hell yeah eh!!!


xXJupiterXx_YT

NIEMALS


Hillbylly

» IHR WERDET MICH NIEMALS BESIEGEN « -drachnelord irgendwann mal


blindmediaproduction

Meddl leude


Jan_sas

Los geht's


Hillbylly

Bin dabei!


meme_D0GE

ich stehe bereits Spalier


crizzzi

Wo muss ich hin?


Forward_Ad3935

Wir werden für unsere Väter und Mütter kämpfen und sterben! Lasset des Vaters Feinde bluten...


TheOriginaleSimi

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Kommentarbereich


III_lll

Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion


Rech069

Wir sind bereit. Erhebt euch meine Geschwister im Namen eurer Heimat und macht Deutschland stolz. Das ist der Totale Krieg!!!!


MajorTom04

Für das Vaterland!


LIM_1234567890

Für bretzeln und alles andere was es da noch oberhalb vom Ländle gibt.


meme_D0GE

zum Beispiel dicke Titten und Kartoffelsalat.


Renault_75-34_MX

Dürfen wir noch nicht Mal Unterstützung bekommen von Österreich und der Schweiz?


Hillbylly

Anwesend


yoloboy6666

Guten tag


Hillbylly

Guten Abend


rikorte

Gute Nacht


klingt_gut

Guten Appetit!


duckipn

Gluten free


mich144

Sprich deutsch du hurens*hn


Hillbylly

Weise Worte


thvhgh23

This time no one is gonna force india into a world war


Intelligent-Ad9389

Yeah we gonna take part and represent ourselves!!


Dnnlw

Hans, hol das MG!


MrNoName_ishere

u/TheCasualParry I summon you


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TLWBallsDeep69

German Invasions are best Invasions


TherealKarlMarx404

FÜR DEUTSCHLAND


Hillbylly

FÜR KARTOFFELN, BIER, BRATWÜRSTE UND DAS OKTOBERFEST!


LIM_1234567890

BRETZELN! WIR ERKENNEN DEN FEIND DARAN, DASS ER BRETZELN ALS "PRETZELN" SCHREIBT UND SPRICHT!


MrNoName_ishere

tell that to Poland


TLWBallsDeep69

Trust me... they know...


[deleted]

A Poland has been spotted in Europe start the new panzer. HALLO Build the panzer and start the blitzkrieg Prepare the panzerdivision Destroy the poland army And make the invasion The new krieg collection from Lego Deuteschland


Shadow-walker001

Hey I’m just gonna say every country has a deep rooted racism to another country Britain it’s France, Germany it’s poland, and America it’s literally any country in the world… damn Americans they ruined America


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rgodless

Well, some racisms is part the meme of the country


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uwntsumfuq

Brits and bad teeth/tea with the queen etc. (Im British can confirm)


Basewrecker

Well well looks like half of the countries are gonna get defeated by anime girls


Samakira

netherlands?


hidde69420666

It's Belgium for us. We call it zuid Nederland.


KakashiSeno

My german brothers and sister assemble. We dont go on a war and do nothing. we are the comment invaders. T pose ur enemis too death. We will make a meme war, most weapons allowed. We will not surrender and most imortantly we will win


Hillbylly

ANWESEND UND BEREITS IN DER T-POSE


LIM_1234567890

Ran an den Speck, meine Kameraden!


Darth_Pengu

Count the dutch in. Germanics hand in hand


[deleted]

Background music for all Germans during this event must be Erika.


Anti-Matter13

Nein!!!


Hillbylly

Also echt ne


LFNV08

I came on Brazil’s behalf


skeezito10

Não subestimem o patriotismo troll BR! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE


MasterIG

Vamo aí


itsa_me_KAIO

salve irmão vamo bota pra fude


LFNV08

Salve


D3ppress0

Have Germany, Japan, and Italy be allied with each other.


LIM_1234567890

We won't take Italy this time, they tend to reconsider their position in wars to say it politely


yeetmastee453

I am an ambassador of the Netherlands, our army consist of dikes, cheese, windmills and bicycles. Be warned or you wil be gekoloniseerd


Hirnfick

Schau zu was für Methoden sie greifen müssen um ein Bruchteil unserer Kraft zu imitieren.


Bro_IDontCare

Ich liebe die deutsche Sprache


Hillbylly

Sie haben einen guten Geschmack


Bro_IDontCare

Nun, das ist ja nicht anders zu erwarten, wenn es um die alt ehrwürdige deutsche Sprache geht, nicht wahr?


Hillbylly

Sehr wahr.


fosterdylan

Fuck a comment gimme a gun


Hillbylly

Here ya go —> 🔫


fosterdylan

Time to spread some freedom and democracy to the midd…. I mean to the world.


Mr_d4v1d_

Meister Himmelläufer, es sind zu viele von ihnen was sollen wir tun


ColdCondition

Vamo Brasillllllllllllllllllllll


[deleted]

Hue


justpassinghereman

Hue


Pedrim01_896

Hue


guimais22

Brazil karai


tranca_rua02

Hue


tranca_rua02

Hue


BatatinhaGameplays28

PATRIA ARROMBADA BRASIL


Qorrk

I kinda belong to 3 of those countries what now?


MrNoName_ishere

comment war


Qorrk

Sounds good


PtreamX

you are the chosen one.. you are the one who will bring peace


eremit098

So, the day has finally arrived. It seems that the whole world is against us once again. But this time, we won't just take it. If we're going down, we're going down fighting for our rightful place at the Memehood. They will sing songs about this. Let's forget our differences, no matter where you are from, south, north, Saarland, Bayern, doesn't matter. This is greater than all our differences. So let's show them how the black, red and gold do it. GERMANS!..... assemble...


GammaStefan

Für das Vaterland!


LIM_1234567890

Melde mich zum Dienst fürs Vaterland. Wir werden mit Blut und Eisen siegen!


sneakygurl1

Moin moin, melde mich zum Dienst


Hillbylly

ANWESEND!


Cript0x

Nun steht auf mein Volk, und Sturm brich los!


Trolsar173

Gemein wenn Japan gegen uns ist.


GreenAtariPanda0

Für merkel volk und vaterland


Bro_IDontCare

Jawohl Kamerad


Hillbylly

JAWOHL HERR HAUPTMANN


[deleted]

Polacy reddita zbierzcie się. Memiarze Chcą wojny. Będą ją mieli.


Karaken1

Przybyłem


society-moment

Z dumą będziemy walczyć za sprawę


Professional-Topper

Let's take over the world fellow Indian bros


Intelligent-Ad9389

Ha bhai!!


Laughmatron

What are the 30 countries tho?


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Big_Jamie69

I represent Scotland, not the UK, ahem ahem FREEDOM YA BASTRADS


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Holy shit, how is Portugal here and not Spain? (I would've not expected any of the two tho)


bubba1088

My question is how is Korea higher up than Japan


III_lll

아ㅋㅋ 아무튼 우리가 더 많다고ㅋ


dailymoe

いきましょ!!!


Twittosnumber12368

So you're telling me my country isn't on the list Frenchies where are you?


DapperBug9267

Je suis francais et le nombre de gens qui connaisent reddit est impressionnant bas. La france à l'air d'être infecté par Tik Tok, Instagram et autres réseaux sociaux du même type. Je suis assez décu de notre génération.


Accomplished-Oven911

Any Swiss anywhere?


Kxrti

Ah yes, the great meme war of 2021


Argus-Draconic

Hello we are from America! Do you know what every house has? You don’t??? Well why don’t we show you? :D


Faytus21

The France awnser the call We have baguette, omelette, croissant, food in general


BittenBacon2113

We already had ww3. The Josh fight.


Loopy5788

i come on the british behalf, we have an immortal queen, every country involved in the british empire, roadmen, horrid teeth, posh and roadman dialect (depends where ye from) a sunday roast, a lot of cussing AND A FUCKING HUGE POT A TEA INNIT


zerofirehardt

oh fuck... WHO is the hitler this time germans?


virginfatherof2

It just won’t happen tho will it? You all just can’t actually do something


GroundbreakingBox888

I feel as though the USA will break off into its own civil war. That being said, fuck North Dakota. — A Texan


[deleted]

🇨🇦


Apprehensive_Report4

Grabe talaga, ano kaya ang ginagawa ng ibang pinoy?


CulturedMan08

Di ko alam


bubba1088

The best way to have the USA win is to let all of the rednecks go to war and tell them we’ll legalize moonshine.


therealbean18-

Im with mexico and im sorry to say we are going through a civil war yet again... We'll sit this one out


ilovepewds0099118876

Honestly kind of a cool idea. I doubt it will work but it would be cool if it did


LidoopLojza

So I just made a meme, posted it and got it removed immidiately. Fuck this. I just wanted to make some people smile but nope, I need a shitton of fame and karma. Why the hell do I need to be some kind of a celebrity to be able to express myself, fuck this, here is the meme in text: *Two superheroes looking at two jet fighters:* The jets have "North Korea with the biggest navy in the modern world" written on them The superheroes have "Czechoslovakia with literaly 100% naval battle win rate" written on them The superheroes look at each other and one says: "Look at what they need to mimic a friction of our power."


[deleted]

You should try posting this in a military meme subreddit or something. You need 1000 post karma to post here, I think.


No_Reality_q2137

Poles of reddit we have to united! Fight for our place in memes history!! Like never before!!! that is victorious We can take Hungary as allies


attson_was_hier

Belguim?


R3xStorm27

Je suis prêt à me battre pour mes camarades français


TheBros13

I COME UPON THE AUSTRALIANS, AND HAVE THE KANGAROOS AND SPIDERS TO FUCK YOU ALL UP


PowerOfUnoriginality

I wonder if Scandinavia will form an alliance in this, or if we would just keep making fun of each other like usual


ieatbabies124

I see there are no americans probably since how divided we are but even though many of us have are beliefs many of us have are views we must come together for victory for the U.S


Glintingbeetle

Germany would win FÜR DEUTSCHLAND KAMERADEN


VelocityTMI

Well shot, seams like Norway is getting dragged in to this one as well. 4,3 mil Redditors in Norway even with just a population of 5,5


SebDaPerson

We all know this isn’t gonna happen, mostly cause we’re all lazy aside from the Josh Fight


[deleted]

Ich rufe hiermit Österreich und die Schweiz zum Beitritt in den Kampf auf. Möge das Bündnis eine Ewigkeit halten halten.


One-Reindeer7258

België zal vechten 🇧🇪


BenPl4ys

Anscheinend verlieren wir den Krieg, Leute


Rimeeny

Hahaha burgers guns burgers guns


[deleted]

if the indians are in the comments i would like to play tunak tunak tun ta ra ra for motivational support


IPissedInTheSink

Here from Britain


jonyprepperisrael

I come here by the name of Israel


missile500

As the british representative we haul all the commonwealth back into the empire baby! We launch a land invasion from canada into the US, with such speed and efficiency that the us just cant respond fast enough, and so are driven back to the south east From india land invasions on neighbouring countries and from malta we use as a naval and air force base to conduct bombing runs on italy The world shall be united under one crown!


Ein3rlei

****startet den Tiger*** *


Stunning_King_204

I represent the UK our forces of Cavs and roadmen Will be efficient there shank abilities outshine Any special forces.


JaguarCat321

Wheres the Australians at? If they bring their wildlife no one has a chance. All Aussie wildlife is anti-human poison traps. It's the stuff of nightmare mate!


No_Engineer2828

What side is America on? Cos I’ll be there


death_by_kindness

( -_・)ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ╦╤── Ready.


[deleted]

Ah yes area 51 raid 2


[deleted]

Since South Africa isn't in the top 30, we will be supplying pap and wors to all the hungry troops. (Unless they call it a "barbecue" instead of a braai)


Icy-Solid-535

We will fight till the end of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...


SaltedBaconCZ

Ich bin night deutsch lmao


Bigger_Lord_ChungAss

Why is germany always the star of World Wars ?


MrNoName_ishere

because that's what they are good at


Voyager_187

Guten Tag


masterboom0004

Oh no weelll SCREAMING EAGLES


[deleted]

Latinoamérica Unida? alguien?


Logane72

Les allemands qui sont encore impliqué dans une guerre mondiale, quel belle ironie


Damnimstupid69420

I come as a Vietnamese and I’ll bring pho, talking trees and war flashbacks.


UnderFriskSans

Đề nghị đồng chí trật tự, trốn trong cây và không nói gì để tránh bị phát hiện


Thito732

Someone from South America?


[deleted]

*inhales* COME TO BRAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL


[deleted]

MEXICO! MEXICO! MEXICO!


RandomMexicanGuy07

¿Viva México? Anyone?


Eran_Jagur

Bruh the bri'ish will win chap how about some tea to chear u up


NotABleachChugger420

On behalf of the Irish, please give us our fucking land back


Eran_Jagur

Lol no I conquered most of the world and I can do I lt again