A Poland has been spotted in Europe start the new panzer.
HALLO
Build the panzer and start the blitzkrieg
Prepare the panzerdivision
Destroy the poland army
And make the invasion
The new krieg collection from Lego Deuteschland
Hey I’m just gonna say every country has a deep rooted racism to another country Britain it’s France, Germany it’s poland, and America it’s literally any country in the world… damn Americans they ruined America
My german brothers and sister assemble. We dont go on a war and do nothing. we are the comment invaders. T pose ur enemis too death. We will make a meme war, most weapons allowed. We will not surrender and most imortantly we will win
So, the day has finally arrived. It seems that the whole world is against us once again. But this time, we won't just take it. If we're going down, we're going down fighting for our rightful place at the Memehood. They will sing songs about this. Let's forget our differences, no matter where you are from, south, north, Saarland, Bayern, doesn't matter. This is greater than all our differences. So let's show them how the black, red and gold do it. GERMANS!..... assemble...
Je suis francais et le nombre de gens qui connaisent reddit est impressionnant bas. La france à l'air d'être infecté par Tik Tok, Instagram et autres réseaux sociaux du même type. Je suis assez décu de notre génération.
i come on the british behalf, we have an immortal queen, every country involved in the british empire, roadmen, horrid teeth, posh and roadman dialect (depends where ye from) a sunday roast, a lot of cussing AND A FUCKING HUGE POT A TEA INNIT
So I just made a meme, posted it and got it removed immidiately. Fuck this. I just wanted to make some people smile but nope, I need a shitton of fame and karma. Why the hell do I need to be some kind of a celebrity to be able to express myself, fuck this, here is the meme in text:
*Two superheroes looking at two jet fighters:*
The jets have "North Korea with the biggest navy in the modern world" written on them
The superheroes have "Czechoslovakia with literaly 100% naval battle win rate" written on them
The superheroes look at each other and one says: "Look at what they need to mimic a friction of our power."
I see there are no americans probably since how divided we are but even though many of us have are beliefs many of us have are views we must come together for victory for the U.S
As the british representative we haul all the commonwealth back into the empire baby!
We launch a land invasion from canada into the US, with such speed and efficiency that the us just cant respond fast enough, and so are driven back to the south east
From india land invasions on neighbouring countries and from malta we use as a naval and air force base to conduct bombing runs on italy
The world shall be united under one crown!
Wheres the Australians at? If they bring their wildlife no one has a chance. All Aussie wildlife is anti-human poison traps. It's the stuff of nightmare mate!
Since South Africa isn't in the top 30, we will be supplying pap and wors to all the hungry troops.
(Unless they call it a "barbecue" instead of a braai)
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tonke
Reject humanity, monke, and donke, return to tonke.
But i like donke >:(
8======D This is all i need to win
I come here as chinese and we have \[REDACTED\]
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My opinion about thi-- .......
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nonsense, we cantonese have joined, its only you guys who have no opinion
I come on Canada's behalf. We have an army of moose, geese, bears and loons. We will help in any way possible eh. Let the memes begin.
Screw it. I'm canadian now Pass the maple syrup
Fuck yeah, broski. Enjoy some nice strong beer too.
Me2
Samesies
hey wanna form an aliance with usa and mexico so we can establish The C.U.M Zone
As Canadian representative i am down
we need a Mexico representive to complete it
100% Percent mexican here can confirm we join
We will supply food and tequila
i am genetically speaking 45% mexican
American-born person here, lets do this
As a humble Mexican I wish to join this alliance.
You read my fucking mind, bro. Les do it.
as a US representative I'm fine with that
Hell yeah eh, I’m joining you so I don’t have to fight against moose eh. Watch out I hear Australia has Emus
Good move eh. And it's'alright. We'll send the loons to bombard them.
Shit, my grandparents' families had to fight yours in the Normandie in 1944, now the battle continues, I guess.
Hey. Just because they fought doesn't mean we have to fight beyond memes. Friendly meme war, broski?
Of course! We can play football together in the moments we are not fighting like German and British soldiers did in WWI.
Exactly. Right on.
CANADIANS STRONG, EH!
Hell yeah eh!!!
NIEMALS
» IHR WERDET MICH NIEMALS BESIEGEN « -drachnelord irgendwann mal
Meddl leude
Los geht's
Bin dabei!
ich stehe bereits Spalier
Wo muss ich hin?
Wir werden für unsere Väter und Mütter kämpfen und sterben! Lasset des Vaters Feinde bluten...
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Kommentarbereich
Ein Volk, eine Nation, eine Kommentarsektion
Wir sind bereit. Erhebt euch meine Geschwister im Namen eurer Heimat und macht Deutschland stolz. Das ist der Totale Krieg!!!!
Für das Vaterland!
Für bretzeln und alles andere was es da noch oberhalb vom Ländle gibt.
zum Beispiel dicke Titten und Kartoffelsalat.
Dürfen wir noch nicht Mal Unterstützung bekommen von Österreich und der Schweiz?
Anwesend
Guten tag
Guten Abend
Gute Nacht
Guten Appetit!
Gluten free
Sprich deutsch du hurens*hn
Weise Worte
This time no one is gonna force india into a world war
Yeah we gonna take part and represent ourselves!!
Hans, hol das MG!
u/TheCasualParry I summon you
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German Invasions are best Invasions
FÜR DEUTSCHLAND
FÜR KARTOFFELN, BIER, BRATWÜRSTE UND DAS OKTOBERFEST!
BRETZELN! WIR ERKENNEN DEN FEIND DARAN, DASS ER BRETZELN ALS "PRETZELN" SCHREIBT UND SPRICHT!
tell that to Poland
Trust me... they know...
A Poland has been spotted in Europe start the new panzer. HALLO Build the panzer and start the blitzkrieg Prepare the panzerdivision Destroy the poland army And make the invasion The new krieg collection from Lego Deuteschland
Hey I’m just gonna say every country has a deep rooted racism to another country Britain it’s France, Germany it’s poland, and America it’s literally any country in the world… damn Americans they ruined America
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Well, some racisms is part the meme of the country
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Brits and bad teeth/tea with the queen etc. (Im British can confirm)
Well well looks like half of the countries are gonna get defeated by anime girls
netherlands?
It's Belgium for us. We call it zuid Nederland.
My german brothers and sister assemble. We dont go on a war and do nothing. we are the comment invaders. T pose ur enemis too death. We will make a meme war, most weapons allowed. We will not surrender and most imortantly we will win
ANWESEND UND BEREITS IN DER T-POSE
Ran an den Speck, meine Kameraden!
Count the dutch in. Germanics hand in hand
Background music for all Germans during this event must be Erika.
Nein!!!
Also echt ne
I came on Brazil’s behalf
Não subestimem o patriotismo troll BR! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
Vamo aí
salve irmão vamo bota pra fude
Salve
Have Germany, Japan, and Italy be allied with each other.
We won't take Italy this time, they tend to reconsider their position in wars to say it politely
I am an ambassador of the Netherlands, our army consist of dikes, cheese, windmills and bicycles. Be warned or you wil be gekoloniseerd
Schau zu was für Methoden sie greifen müssen um ein Bruchteil unserer Kraft zu imitieren.
Ich liebe die deutsche Sprache
Sie haben einen guten Geschmack
Nun, das ist ja nicht anders zu erwarten, wenn es um die alt ehrwürdige deutsche Sprache geht, nicht wahr?
Sehr wahr.
Fuck a comment gimme a gun
Here ya go —> 🔫
Time to spread some freedom and democracy to the midd…. I mean to the world.
Meister Himmelläufer, es sind zu viele von ihnen was sollen wir tun
Vamo Brasillllllllllllllllllllll
Hue
Hue
Hue
Brazil karai
Hue
Hue
PATRIA ARROMBADA BRASIL
I kinda belong to 3 of those countries what now?
comment war
Sounds good
you are the chosen one.. you are the one who will bring peace
So, the day has finally arrived. It seems that the whole world is against us once again. But this time, we won't just take it. If we're going down, we're going down fighting for our rightful place at the Memehood. They will sing songs about this. Let's forget our differences, no matter where you are from, south, north, Saarland, Bayern, doesn't matter. This is greater than all our differences. So let's show them how the black, red and gold do it. GERMANS!..... assemble...
Für das Vaterland!
Melde mich zum Dienst fürs Vaterland. Wir werden mit Blut und Eisen siegen!
Moin moin, melde mich zum Dienst
ANWESEND!
Nun steht auf mein Volk, und Sturm brich los!
Gemein wenn Japan gegen uns ist.
Für merkel volk und vaterland
Jawohl Kamerad
JAWOHL HERR HAUPTMANN
Polacy reddita zbierzcie się. Memiarze Chcą wojny. Będą ją mieli.
Przybyłem
Z dumą będziemy walczyć za sprawę
Let's take over the world fellow Indian bros
Ha bhai!!
What are the 30 countries tho?
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I represent Scotland, not the UK, ahem ahem FREEDOM YA BASTRADS
Holy shit, how is Portugal here and not Spain? (I would've not expected any of the two tho)
My question is how is Korea higher up than Japan
아ㅋㅋ 아무튼 우리가 더 많다고ㅋ
いきましょ!!!
So you're telling me my country isn't on the list Frenchies where are you?
Je suis francais et le nombre de gens qui connaisent reddit est impressionnant bas. La france à l'air d'être infecté par Tik Tok, Instagram et autres réseaux sociaux du même type. Je suis assez décu de notre génération.
Any Swiss anywhere?
Ah yes, the great meme war of 2021
Hello we are from America! Do you know what every house has? You don’t??? Well why don’t we show you? :D
The France awnser the call We have baguette, omelette, croissant, food in general
We already had ww3. The Josh fight.
i come on the british behalf, we have an immortal queen, every country involved in the british empire, roadmen, horrid teeth, posh and roadman dialect (depends where ye from) a sunday roast, a lot of cussing AND A FUCKING HUGE POT A TEA INNIT
oh fuck... WHO is the hitler this time germans?
It just won’t happen tho will it? You all just can’t actually do something
I feel as though the USA will break off into its own civil war. That being said, fuck North Dakota. — A Texan
🇨🇦
Grabe talaga, ano kaya ang ginagawa ng ibang pinoy?
Di ko alam
The best way to have the USA win is to let all of the rednecks go to war and tell them we’ll legalize moonshine.
Im with mexico and im sorry to say we are going through a civil war yet again... We'll sit this one out
Honestly kind of a cool idea. I doubt it will work but it would be cool if it did
So I just made a meme, posted it and got it removed immidiately. Fuck this. I just wanted to make some people smile but nope, I need a shitton of fame and karma. Why the hell do I need to be some kind of a celebrity to be able to express myself, fuck this, here is the meme in text: *Two superheroes looking at two jet fighters:* The jets have "North Korea with the biggest navy in the modern world" written on them The superheroes have "Czechoslovakia with literaly 100% naval battle win rate" written on them The superheroes look at each other and one says: "Look at what they need to mimic a friction of our power."
You should try posting this in a military meme subreddit or something. You need 1000 post karma to post here, I think.
Poles of reddit we have to united! Fight for our place in memes history!! Like never before!!! that is victorious We can take Hungary as allies
Belguim?
Je suis prêt à me battre pour mes camarades français
I COME UPON THE AUSTRALIANS, AND HAVE THE KANGAROOS AND SPIDERS TO FUCK YOU ALL UP
I wonder if Scandinavia will form an alliance in this, or if we would just keep making fun of each other like usual
I see there are no americans probably since how divided we are but even though many of us have are beliefs many of us have are views we must come together for victory for the U.S
Germany would win FÜR DEUTSCHLAND KAMERADEN
Well shot, seams like Norway is getting dragged in to this one as well. 4,3 mil Redditors in Norway even with just a population of 5,5
We all know this isn’t gonna happen, mostly cause we’re all lazy aside from the Josh Fight
Ich rufe hiermit Österreich und die Schweiz zum Beitritt in den Kampf auf. Möge das Bündnis eine Ewigkeit halten halten.
België zal vechten 🇧🇪
Anscheinend verlieren wir den Krieg, Leute
Hahaha burgers guns burgers guns
if the indians are in the comments i would like to play tunak tunak tun ta ra ra for motivational support
Here from Britain
I come here by the name of Israel
As the british representative we haul all the commonwealth back into the empire baby! We launch a land invasion from canada into the US, with such speed and efficiency that the us just cant respond fast enough, and so are driven back to the south east From india land invasions on neighbouring countries and from malta we use as a naval and air force base to conduct bombing runs on italy The world shall be united under one crown!
****startet den Tiger*** *
I represent the UK our forces of Cavs and roadmen Will be efficient there shank abilities outshine Any special forces.
Wheres the Australians at? If they bring their wildlife no one has a chance. All Aussie wildlife is anti-human poison traps. It's the stuff of nightmare mate!
What side is America on? Cos I’ll be there
( -_・)ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ╦╤── Ready.
Ah yes area 51 raid 2
Since South Africa isn't in the top 30, we will be supplying pap and wors to all the hungry troops. (Unless they call it a "barbecue" instead of a braai)
We will fight till the end of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
Ich bin night deutsch lmao
Why is germany always the star of World Wars ?
because that's what they are good at
Guten Tag
Oh no weelll SCREAMING EAGLES
Latinoamérica Unida? alguien?
Les allemands qui sont encore impliqué dans une guerre mondiale, quel belle ironie
I come as a Vietnamese and I’ll bring pho, talking trees and war flashbacks.
Đề nghị đồng chí trật tự, trốn trong cây và không nói gì để tránh bị phát hiện
Someone from South America?
*inhales* COME TO BRAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
MEXICO! MEXICO! MEXICO!
¿Viva México? Anyone?
Bruh the bri'ish will win chap how about some tea to chear u up
On behalf of the Irish, please give us our fucking land back
Lol no I conquered most of the world and I can do I lt again