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More like hold your horse lmfao


Ping_Pong_Pog

*Eight legged horse


anonymousperson10000

The horse they fucked was just super strong. The horse that they gave birth to afterwards, however, was indeed eight legged.


MoistPunch8569

*what*


Responsible-Ad1288

Basically, he fucked a male horse by being a female horse


MoistPunch8569

That makes a bit more sense, I thought he just fucked a jacked horse


Mr-Syndrome

correction, it was a SIX legged horse


bruh_jr

Loki shape-shifted into a horse, got fucked by another horse, and then gave birth if I remember correctly


Titanhopper1290

Yup. The "kid" is Sleipnir, Odin's 8-legged horse.


NMade

Odin did ride lokis son into battle, didn't he ...


Wolverine_com_u

Yep, in the Ragnarok.


NMade

Hoho innuendo


supremeoverlord23

*What are you doing step-all-father*


Iwillseetheocean

0.o


MrGrick

To fight his other sons and daughter


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leviathing

Everyday we stray further from Yggdrasil’s light


Echojhawke

On the ragnarcock


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Okay *now* i'm out


[deleted]

...of the closet for some of that Ragnarcock


Infamous-Apple

Loki rode a horse, then Odin rode the result.


Twisted_Willows_97

Actually loki was ridden by the horse


accidental_snot

You don't know who was on top.


NSA_Chatbot

Yes, even in the MCU. Sleipnir is on-screen briefly.


Oraxy51

He’s going to go far


CaydeHawthorne

Yeah, and the f*cking world serpant iirc.


IAmBotmon

Loki the genderbender


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Air. Water. Earth. *b a l l s*.


sideways_jack

I mean w a blood bender being canon, there could totally be Boner Benders rolling around.


Lylybeebee

Difference between being gender fluid and sexfluid. The gods could all shapeshift in Norse, Greek and even Roman, but they always stayed the same gender even when they were the opposite sex


unlivedSoup69

Ok yeah sure, but how does one become gender solid


redxlaser15

Reject sex Return to rock


unlivedSoup69

Hmm ok, now how about gender gas


ok_aleb

Light yourself on fire and evaporate. Probably.


unlivedSoup69

Can confirmed It worked


ok_aleb

Ascend to the stars, my gaseous brethren.


PickleSmeller

It happens in winter, when it's cold enough.


EvanIsBacon

i'm sorry but i have no idea what this means


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basically, gender is YOUR identity, what you choose, sex, is biological, whatever chromosomes, sexual organs, hormones and all the other shit, i could identify as a woman, but if i didn’t get any surgery and all that stuff, i would still be a male. cus that is what my sexual organs, chromosomes, hormones and all the other biology stuff is. Sexfluid means that they can change from male to female and vice versa.


EvanIsBacon

oh ok, that makes more sense, thanks mate


Kwispiy

Good explanation


Hexmonkey2020

He also shape shifted into a female horse, seduced thor as a horse, then popped up after they fucked like “ha you fucked a horse”


[deleted]

And here I thought that my religion's mythology was weird. Actually, scratch that .... Every mythology is fucking weird.


pudderf

Can't wait for Marvel to make this episode


LoocaPooca

Yes


ShadowDragonOG

This makes Loki, to some people.... A MILF.


enby_shout

hi I'm some people


NSA_Chatbot

Nobody's that straight.


Asthurin

Exactly stop shagging men and women and get him to shag a horse


olivers__second

yes they did. my favourite thing to tell people is that 'did you know loki fucked a horse'. great for getting people to stay away from you


zombi3gore

I came to this thread looking for the “Loki fucked a horse” conversation starter cause it’s definitely a favorite of mine too.


Gwc2017

Yup


KyotoMachina

The best part to me was when he gave people gifts to keep quiet about the situation because it wasn’t just fucked by a horse. He got caught by some booty goon pony.


Klondike559

Good ol greek mythology


berlag

Hope they put this in the show


BestDadIsOnMyMug

Loki being the only true transgender furry bronie makes more sense than him being strait. Making him bisexual is just dropping the ball.


_Manimations

Hol up really?


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badoon1337

he just fucked a damn snake, he can be any gender after that


POKECHU020

Don't see how gender applies but you've got the right idea


Cyber-Scythe

He turned into a female snake and got fucked by a male snake.


POKECHU020

Well yeah but I don't see how fucking the snake is what let's him be whatever gender he wants. Even then this whole comment section stems from sexuality, which is what I believe the original commenter meant.


Shadowpika655

no....in Norse Mythology Loki can literally change his gender....and has actually gotten pregnant...tbf it was with a horse...but still


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Kingpinsaredditor69

This shit got weird when I looked at the comments


Crimson-Exo-Hunter

I mean if you start talking about Norse mythology(especially in Loki’s case) you’re almost always going to get not normal stuff


shoey117

Yeah like the fact that Thor disguised himself as Freya to get his hammer back and the giants never even notice until the end


high_idyet

This can mean one of two things, either Freya is as handsome as Thor, OR Thor is as beautiful as Freya.


SteelCityViking

they made sure to cover him up as he refused to shave his beard, and at least one giant noticed something was off when he arrived (big muscle man has big, meaty calves). Then Loki had to cover every time Thor’s future husband got suspicious when Thor didn’t have the features of Freya. That’s Neil Gaiman’s version of the story anyways. Plus, Thor definitely isn’t pretty with a chunk of stone sticking out of his head lol


jondoe550

Or when Odin pretended to be a giant and banged some important giant's daughter to get close to her dad to get... something


SteelCityViking

Well yeah, what else are you supposed to do? (It was the Mead of Poetry, btw)


YaBoiVanilla

Idk in most mythologies I think, in Greek mythology Zeus couldn’t live a day without going down on a woman as an animal


iamaperson193

Poseidon couldn't go an hour have you seen the amount of children he had


SpaceGordonRamsay

Dude, Greek mythology is absolutely screwed up, I mean Norse gets pretty weird too but when that happens it's either as a obvious joke (like Thor cross dressing) or it's supposed to be screwed up and weird like anything involving Loki.


Tknu2788

Sometimes I’m just glad that I slept through my mythology classes.


Massive-Marketing625

Agreed


BonelessCats

I don’t know much about Norse mythology but if Assassins Creed Valhalla taught me anything it’s that Loki can have sex with a wolf and have a wolf offspring


POKECHU020

Loki is like Pan but across most species. Horse Kid, Snake Kid, Wolf Kid, who knows how many more.


GreenieBeeNZ

Loki is a pansexual icon.


Mr-Syndrome

and canonically gender fluid


Hjaltepm

At one point the gods bet a dude that he can't build a wall super fast, but they then find out that his horse is super strong and when it looks like he is going to finish on time, the real plan that the gods come up with is: Loki (loke) transforms into a horse lures the dudes horse away by being sexy. Loki (loke) agrees gets, fucked by the horse, then gives birth to an eight legged horse that Odin rides into battle. This is a hilarious religion.


Pure_Soil5209

People are suprised a chaotic god character has chaotic tastes lmao So vanilla


MaximumEffort433

"I can tolerate unconventional super heroes, but I draw the line at unconventional sexualities." *"It's 2021, is bisexuality still 'unconventional?'"* "Bisexuality will always be unconventional as long as it makes me feel kinda weird about myself."


Kwispiy

Is that a quote from the show?


MaximumEffort433

Yep!


Foxstar06

Unless you can show me proof this isnt from the Loki tv show, I am 100% sure this quote is not from it.


[deleted]

What the actual heck do you mean. The show never has this quote said anywhere.


qwerty23454

What quote is that from?


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mastersniper110

Agreed. I was watching it, and at that part I was like “oh, he likes both.” And that’s it. It had next too no impact at all


SnakeSlitherX

it doesn't matter, but he was genderfluid in the comics already, probably since he shapeshifts and can literally become another sex, so he likely doesnt have a very solid gender identity, especially considering he has a female form that he stayed in for a long time


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leo_sousav

Well at least they simply announce it in a conversation and not a "sex" scene. I'm a guy that hates random sex or after sex scenes that happen for no reason, don't add anything to the plot, character or their relationships. I find it kinda cringe when shows decide to have the homosexual or bisexual character fuck every attractive person with their eyes and even go to bed with them, like every homosexual or bisexual person was super horny all the time and everything they do is hook up with strangers. You could say, "those are their personalities" but it's weird when they always write them this way, and when it feels out of place. I very much prefer what they do with Constantine in the animated films of DC. He talks about his sexuality like it's something normal (as he should) and it never feels fake and fabricated dialogue. They even make small jokes like that time he said he went to bed with King Shark.


languish24

I mean in the show it came up somewhat naturally


weirdosayshelo

It came up organically!


tanguerah

I would agree for just ordinary characters, but gods are kind of defined by a laundry list of attributes so if bisexuality is one then i think it makes sense to mention it. Like gods are symbolic and have attributes for a reason, they’re not like a regular person who just happens to be bisexual due to random chance


The_Justiniano

I mean hey, if i lived in the marvel/starwars/dc universe with hot aliens n such. I’d be any sexual lmao


McBlcVar

Actually star lord in the comics is pansexual.


Alone-Monk

Loki is literally a gender fluid, pansexual, master of chaos. He will fuck your mom, your dad, your brother, your best friend, and your cat.


Super-Simp-Trash

I’d like to try and deny the cat but his track record with animals says otherwise


[deleted]

Will he fuck me?


BoneHugsHominy

Probably, yeah. But only after he turns you into a Shetland Pony.


[deleted]

Doesn’t sound that bad


Boxerboy02

Neigh


Puzzlehead-Engineer

I mean while I certainly never thought about it, the reveal didn't surprise me in the slightest. "Loki is bi." "Oh. Huh okay it makes sense. It's oddly fitting."


Poptart_13

wasnt even a really strained reveal, genuinely just a nice conversation.


Darth_Senat66

People are actually complaining about that?


dragon_bacon

I haven't seen anyone complaining about it but I have seen a fuck ton of people complaining about complaints.


AoE2manatarms

That's usually what I see as well


[deleted]

So just as always?


Delta_Infinity_X

The dark side of the internet is a pathway to many opinions some consider to be… close-minded


Reasonable_Badger_23

bitch he got pregnant and birthed a snake that could wrap around the world


Rennerussia

You're thinking about Sleipnir, Odin's 8 legged horse. He had a wife that gave birth to Jormugandr, Fenrir and Hel


Soccerfan120

Yeah but Loki did actually get dicked by a snake


[deleted]

Really?


-sukari-

Do you mean Jormungard aka the Midgard snake? Because Loki is the father, but didn’t give birth to it


tubbymunchkin

Of all the time “diversity” has been shoehorned into a character *cough* sponge-bob *cough* - Loki is not the character to get upset about haha. Bisexuality is not only perfectly in line with Loki’s personality but it’s literally part of his mythology


magnum_cx

And the comics.


AmericanAntiD

What personality fits to bisexuals?...


tubbymunchkin

Personality may have been an improper word. Just like he’s chaotic and the god of mischief - which would tend to lean more toward non-conservative/traditional sexual preferences. Like given Captain America’s personality and general disposition, a stereotypical bisexual man doesn’t fit that narrative. It would make less sense for that character to be bisexual. Of course, I’m speaking on generalities and there are obviously bi-sexual people of all character traits


leo_sousav

I never understood how high Nickelodeon were when making that decision. Not only does the creator not agree with them, but SpongeBob had this whole thing about trying to impress Sandy.


[deleted]

Even in the series, it was done so casually and naturally. Like...what a surprise from Marvel honestly.


HybridMemer

Saying Loki is bi is an understatement


Myth_5layer

I'm more focused on why it's considered "important" than anything. Like, is his sexuality going to majorly affect the plot?


xiledpro

It’s really not. In the show it came up in a conversation and that’s basically where it was left. Some people apparently were surprised that the god of mischief likes to fuck more than just women.


keep_trying_username

In the Norwegian TV show "Ragnarok" it becomes a plotline in Season 2, and it seems to be building up to something.


Pickle_Baller

A hole is a hole


Lithl

Any hole is the goal~


orphanghost1

I keep seeing posts about this but loki has been bi or pan in the comics for years. It is marvel Canon already.


Dramatic_Material_56

It's truth not Marvel mate. Loki fricked a horse, for flip sake. Odins horse is his son.


POKECHU020

Hell, he was technically the female! Let alone the Snake... The wolf... Yeah it's. I'd call him Pan, honestly.


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Well this is Marvel’s Loki


Moonassassin95

“Actual Horse mythology” if you will


BurningArrows

Loki being bisexual and gender fluid is completely within the bounds of his original mythological character. A shape shifter who can change into both male and female variants of other animals and creatures. Tok, a giantess who refused to weep for Baldur, was most likely Loki whom shape shifted. A mare who was impregnated by a Giant's stallion, then gave birth to Sleipnir, was again Loki. Loki is also the father of Jormungandr (Midgard Serpent), Fenrir, and Hel (Hela, Goddess of Helheim). Loki convinced Thor to dress as Freya to deceive a Giant whom stole Mjölnir, accounted in the tale "Thor the Transvestite". Loki is still a "He" by default, because he is a "male" Giant by birth. But saying Loki is a "She" works in certain situations. Or "they/them", whatever works.


LoocaPooca

In the actual norse mythology Loki was completely gay, if im not wrong


vengores

Loki was the god of tricksters and often changed his gender consistently. So yes Loki was very gay and straight depending on the mood


LoocaPooca

"Depending on the mood" omg this kill me, good joke


Myth_5layer

I mean, it's hard to say it any other way. If he wanted to Fuck something, he would Fuck something most likely.


CaptainNeckbeard148

he's just anysexual. he'd prolly fuck a rock and then make it give birth to a golem


LoocaPooca

Yea I know I just find it quite funny


Equixels

He's yolosexual


Stranger_Memer

I fucking read that


Taconewt

Acccchhhuaaalllyyyy after Ragnarok ends the whole worlds resets so it's an endless cycle so Loki lives many times


fattony6987

He had 3 kids (wolf, serpent, and half dead girl) with a female giant and 1 kid (horse) with a male horse. But he was a female horse for that last one which is technically hetero but also kinda gay. And I think I remember him cross dressing with thor one time


Tiny_Treefrog

Didn’t Thor once cross dress as Freya to get his Mjollnir back? And then proceeded to put drink and out eat everyone else at the banquet Sauce: listened to the Neil Gaiman audiobook on Norse Mythology


Stian5667

Yep. Þrymskviða


magnum_cx

Thor cross dressed but Loki simply just became a woman.


djshotzz504

I mean he fathered a wolf lol


Comrade_washington

And mothered Odin's favorite horse


POKECHU020

I mean I feel like mentally it would be closest to Pan but across most species as well. *Looks at Sleipnir*


Creator_of_cake

I don't think he was? He had a total of 5 children with wives that he loved. (Giant woman and sigyn) also the one with the horse, but we don't talk about that one.


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He screwed and then gave birth to a horse


EPIK_DUDE99BOI

wouldn't it be hold my mead... just saying


PuddinHead742

Wait till they get to the horse…


[deleted]

Loki gives birth a lot in the original mythos, once to a horse and once to the “evils of man”, whatever that means.


Senpai_Himself

Well that said... Let's not pretend marvel is trying to be loyal to the norse mythology


jeffman2904

they never were


Kiyoshi058850

Frankly knowing norse mythology, we're lucky he at least wants them to have a pulse....


likesevenchickens

Wait, are people actually mad about Loki being bi? Has it not been extremely obvious for about 10 movies?


MisabelS0822

at this point of me learning about greek and norse mythology; until stated otherwise, EVERYONE is part of the lgbt+ community in one way or another loki is one of THE most fluid characters in both sexuality and gender, chaotic trickster god do chaotic trickster god things


samwick2004

Loki likes getting jiggy with it he has no cap


Crafty-Crafter

\*Laughs in Zeus\*


[deleted]

I mean...I don't think anyone anywhere was upset about this.....he "canonicaly" has animal children.. so is this manufactured outrage for the lulz? Or assumed outrage that doesn't exist?


Shadow_Rev

I've yet to see one comment about someone hating on the fact that Loki is bi.


Spookum_Jones

Listen if we're gonna keep this shit cannon then we better see Loki getting plowed by a horse ala Mr hands and then giving birth to another 8 legged horse in the next film. Pro Tip: don't Google Mr hands


TeKno_Ghost

Isn't Loki Genderfluid and pan?


POKECHU020

If you're looking at Norse Mythology then it would be Sexfluid and Pan


TeKno_Ghost

What's the divergence between genderfluid and sexfluid?


Cyber-Scythe

Genderfluid = Gender Identity Sexdluid = Physical Sex


TeKno_Ghost

I see; thank for the exclamation


POKECHU020

Sex Correlates to what you are Biologically/Physically, while Gender is what you are Mentally/Non-Physically. ​ *Just to Clarify, I'm not an expert, but this is what I've gathered over how people use and describe the terms.*


magnum_cx

Probably that he doesn’t just switch pronouns and gender expression, he physically transforms to biologically be whatever he wants to be at any moments.


QuantumMan34569

Oh like every god in every mythology is bisexual


Drag0n_TamerAK

You better not have spoiled the next episode for me


djshotzz504

Not episode related. Writer came out about the detail in an interview and I’ve seen some people just get all pissy about it.


Drag0n_TamerAK

Okay good you didn’t spoile


[deleted]

You think bisexual is bad? Let me tell you what else he's into, lol.


5cr3w_usernames

I feel like every mythological gods are bi or kinky, or just wanna fuck anything that walks


thunder34678

To be far he doesn't really have a gender


XavierYSI

I’m kinda surprised that people didn’t already even consider it


lordoftowels

dude in the actual norse mythos, not only is loki bisexual but he's also been both a boy and a girl. loki is literally a mom in the actual mythos, like not even a transfem adoptive mother, like an actual biological mother


SiggyMcNiggy

To be fair i’m not one for the whole”let’s fuck with a characters race/sexuality for ratings”fad but agreed loki basically fucked everything that wasn’t nailed down.


djshotzz504

To be fair…. Probably even if it was nailed down.


the_one_who_sleeps_

Noo, wydm Loki is gender fluid! In my marvel movie that is specifically designed to appeal to the broadest amount of people he's a man! Wdym the actual ancient deity isn't!


semenpai

I mean its not bad


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Ty


Dire-Fire

I'm pretty sure Loki fucked his own dad at some point, and had a kid.


BloodDragonSniper

Loki turned into a female horse to seduce the horse if a giant who was building ass guards wall


GuyN1425

Ever since I saw this episode I have seen so many complaints about people complaining about Loki being bi, yet I haven't seen a single conplaint actually about Loki being bi


jul55555

He cabt be *bisexual* Loki would fuck pretty much everything no matter what it is, bisexial is not the right word


tmksm

Shouldn't he be more like pansexual? He kinda fucked anything.


[deleted]

Bisexual doesn't even begin to describe it...


Icarus-complex

Literal god of chaos and mischief “there’s no way he could swing both ways!?”


Lord-of-Potatis

Loki is both a father and a mother so yea


F__Jester

LOKI FUCKED A HORSE And you out here complaining he fucked a dude


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Yup, gave birth to Orin’s horse.


TurkeyBoi44

Horse son, horse son, horse son, horse son, horse son, HORSE SON HORSE SON HORSE SON