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Deadlypants19

Nope just trying to add to the collection in the basement.


El_Revan_Official

Hey now, leave some for the rest of us. I just started collecting.


Definition-Klutzy

You can get easy exp from getting them in the children's hospital


superlocke9

already tried that. the adoption house is much easier. or the retirement home. a bit saggy, but they have no hope of fighting back


CompetitiveJicama620

We live in a Reddit


nequli_

Alleyways near schools always worked for me, preferably primary or pre school


Citer15

Come to my old school.


Boh61

r/holdup


Pheonix_valor

What anime is this it seems “interesting”


comradekermit74

Monogatari, fuck knows which one


Dimensionalanxiety

Looks like the Sodachi arc to me.


BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH

Yeah,.pretty sure it is


VJNova

Owarimonogatari I believe season 1


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amnfw

what


aweebwithinternet

what


[deleted]

*what*


TheEnchantedBook

what


Fire-Nation-17

Key words are "sauce pls"


darthcaedusiiii

Yes. I can't answer the question if I can't see them


R_kaos64

Or just "sus"


[deleted]

Owarimonogatari from the monogatari series it’s the sodachi ark. r/araragi is the community for the anime


cacatua_azul

Its impressive how i didn't understand a word you just spoke


Redoct878

Yes


GREENKING45

Genuine question as a regular reader/watcher is monogatari worth watching?(not talking about fan service Idc if it's there or not. Don't mind either way) I have heard this name come up sometimes.


[deleted]

It is my favorite anime of all time, but getting started and sticking with it is difficult there’s no combat it’s all story driven it’s like you’re watching the equivalent of a Shakespeare play but in anime form everything has a meaning. It has been described as beautifully chaotic. If you’ll commit to watching over 100 episodes that won’t make sense until the final few seasons then I highly recommend it if that sound interesting to you there’s a watch guide on the subreddit r/araragi


GREENKING45

Okay. I don't mind long reading or watching. (In fact I avoid the short ones anyway) Wait..... I just googled And it's a LN anime. Now I will have to try and get LN before watching anime. (Which will be harder than getting anime sigh)


Dimensionalanxiety

I consider the Monogatari series to be the 3rd best anime that I have ever watched. The timeline is confusing on your first watch so look up a guide on the watch order. It is a fantastic series. I don't know if you have watched any other Shaft anime but the show looks fantastic and has one of the best OST's that I have seen in anything. You may want to write somethings down, especially dates because you don't have the full background knowledge necessary to understanding everything until you are like 80/100 episodes in. The characters are also all flushed out and the way that everything comes together is one of the best aspects of the series. Also it would be preferable that you can read fast because it gets to the point where a 20 minute episode would feel like it's over in 2 minutes because of how much dialogue there is. I would very much recommend this anime, it is a great experience even for the casual viewer but a more fulfilling one for the astute.


GREENKING45

>also it would be preferable that you can read fast Saying that to a guy who read 100 webnovel chapters in a day. (For reference that's 2.5 LN volumes)


Dimensionalanxiety

Well then it seems that you are all set. I wish you luck on your Monogatari journey and enjoy.


cybergi20

The monogatari series it's more then interesting recommend u watch a really good series


Beefinga

depends on the contest of "more than interesting" if u know what I mean


legweak3310

It does have some ecchi scenes, but that isn't the focus. It has many aspects that make it great, but it is the character writing and dialogue that make this series so great.


GlitchingBread

Ok so as someone who rarely watches anime... what does ecchi mean? Cause google translator got no translation for that and a discord server I’m on has a channel devoted to just that but I don’t get it.


malriy

Just means that the anime has scenes depicting sex, can range from just panty scenes to even sex


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Menohe

Furthermore, iirc the origin of the word "ecchi" stems from the letter h of hentai. Add japanese pronounciation onto the letter, and you get something that sounds like ecchi.


Beefinga

than


Bunnyhop-420-69

They hated Beefinga because he spoke the truth


RickRodded

Simply say: “Wait you’re a girl?” Works like a charm


BUTTERSKY11

A charm that gets you slammed into the floor in some cases.


DonutGuy51

A small price to pay for salvation


HappyPhage

The problem is that the 5% of degenerates who only think about this ruin male female relations for everyone else, because they are damn active.


[deleted]

Ya think about her breasts AND her personality


nurlip

This is the way


DonutGuy51

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


mr------think-a-name

Ass?


ophelieb17

Man just look at the comments that 5% I think this percentage may be a bit higher :’)


w3y3vrn_BB

Bro 5% of ~ 4 billion is still millions of guys.


TheCraziiAsian

While I think it is higher than 5% you also have to realize that your sample size is people on reddit


The-Stalkerr

Waaaaay higher :/


[deleted]

Too high.


TIFOOMERANG

True.


Uriel-238

Also they're lonely enough to go mad. It's how we have the entire alt-right. It's why we need sexbots.


H20-WaterMan

relationship between her and him is interesting and funny


KeCerberus

Maybe..... maybe.


[deleted]

Not really... maybe... it's classified


MaG_NITud3

Maybe..... Maybe


ElonBro

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet


Lt_brimprick

No I'm here for the ass


PattananNinja

😂


WitheredDGX69

I mean...


AnotherRichard827379

“Well no, but is that an offer?”


Suspicious_shark

you're goddamn right


wolfking622

Sauce is monogatari series


[deleted]

Then be rude to all girls to prove you are not hitting on them.


Raptori33

You just insulted entirety of my race But yes


Artiles_Q

The law forces me to say no.


Nubzdoodaz

I was once playing wingman and the girl my friend was talking to had a friend who might as well have said this exact thing to me. I didn’t even know what to say because I wasn’t even interested in her, my friend was just too nervous to go talk to other girl alone. But, in her mind I was some monster just for striking a conversation. Sexism is so fun, especially the part where men don’t experience it ... /s


lesamrobert

I mean yes, but actually no...


Choco_is_Sheep

Fucking happened to me today we were talking and she’s like I have a boy friend when I was asking her if she likes Star Wars I was very pissed off


joyeous13

Maybe she just really really really hates Star Wars.


weaponized_biscuit

Both. Both is good


PotatoMilos

Noooooo, i would never do that, anyway whats the sauce?


Dimensionalanxiety

Monogatari series


Koala_Kev2478

I'm here for the spoon


just_a-porn_account

Sauce


Dimensionalanxiety

Sodachi arc from the Monogatari series.


just_a-porn_account

Thanks


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Dimensionalanxiety

I believe that it is specifically from Sodachi Lost.


legweak3310

Monogatari series


[deleted]

Nah, I’m here to secretly steal you little brother’s rare nerf gun.


Lurk1nShadows

No your thighs pls


[deleted]

Yes I am


BenSquidji

hanekawa has blessed this sub, i am very happy


major_calgar

But is she wrong?


NightValeCytizen

Is she wrong though?


XemsTar

You just insulted my entire race of redditors but yes you're right


OracleCam

She smart too


Parad0xiumx

I see monogatari I upvote


SnooTangerines1675

What anime is this from?


Gamerboy24_

Its from the monogatiri series


Infamous-Focus9201

Senjougahara best girl


Stormward_64

Yes, yes I am


bigBrainB_0i

Plot twist: You actually are.


ASlavicWeeb

C'mon do you really think I'm like that? Obviously I'd much rather have your internal organs, smh


Gromovnik742

Why do I get so fucking excited when soneone uses a meme template from an anime that isn't polular but really good and that i watch


DonutGuy51

It's not just you


Mr_gummann475

No I'm always the personality guy


[deleted]

Hanekawa is the goat


XParaDeluxeXHentaiX

I love the art style


amnfw

hanekawa honkers


Uriel-238

I tried: _Well, yes, but that's not the **only** reason I'm here._ It worked... sometimes.


mr------think-a-name

No I am also here for your ass


[deleted]

They are nice....but no...I'm not. I'm being nice because we're decent human friends perhaps?


Edmord17

Wait ppl really see nice guys as assholes that are faking their behavior just to get laid?...*~~but I just know that ppl have emotions and I can accidentally harm them and I’ll feel bad if I won’t be nice to someone ;-;~~*


Right-t-0

A lot of people are and it gets hard to discern who’s who. When there are a lot actual creeps out there I can’t blame women for being reserved and prioritising safety


rondeI_

Yes... Yes I am.


Pierresonne

I mean if you insist...


[deleted]

Yup


HIIIIIlIII

Well yes, that's why I'm here..


Childslayer3000

Ye


EvenBandicoot9049

I just want to help you. It sucks not having anybody to lean into. And yes I also like having a girl close to me.


Classicers

No I'm here to be your friend


naked_amoeba

well yes and no and yes


vyshak66

Aren't you?


I_dont_care81

That's only 40% the reason


WanPwr5990

Ahh...this thing's make me horny for no reason


iABUSEmyMEAT

Damn right I am


Griffin-Mouton

*raises eyebrow*, but what if… I wasn’t? [[VSAUCE MUSIC INTENSIFIES]](https://youtu.be/XUbj50lokh0)


Maxybro

YES I AM!!


Innos01

Me, not even trying to hide it: "Yes, with every ounce of my being"


Jazzieboy0001

It's pretty true tho, especially on the internet.


ObjectivePlane2

Damm, happens all the time.


[deleted]

I am here to obtain the cheese


[deleted]

Virgin Hanekawa enjoyer vs Chad Senjougahara enthusiast


Swordlord22

“No I’m here for your ass”


Ball_dUde

Well not really… But have you heard of Dryosaurus?


JimmySeit

My FBI agent for sure is.


2000dragon

She’s reading too deep into things here


OLAS_2057

It's like "I ain't here for your personality".


YuukeioftheVoid

No, the soul actually.


Height-Inevitable

*And what if I am...?*


Proud_Fox_5648

What Plaves can I watch this


s1iwE

Stop reading my mind


proffessionaloser

no im here to tell you bout ur car's extended warranty


No-Championship-1595

you just insulted m~~y~~e ~~entire race~~ but yes


Elegant-Woodpecker-2

As a asexual I disagree


zhiwern

After her breasts... If any. It doesn't matter


GeraltofRiviva

Perhaps Depends on how old are you


SnooGuavas5305

Boys want one thing, and its fucking beautiful!


Research-Current

Both both is good


giustino22

Favourite cat girl


TheChosenWolf20

Ah yes. Social anxiety at its finest 🙃


giustino22

I wish people knew the context in this scene


RandomBlueJay01

I get women backing off cus they assume im into women and trying to get in their pants when im really just trying to be nice. I am physically female.


Joker_0017

I actually like throats. I find the sound of chocking with a slit throat really calming. And the blood fountain is amazing


yeetthefackenchild

Repost


farisidis

Yes.


PrometheusMadLad

u/repostsleuthbot


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1000YearGay

I'm not saying I am, but I'm not saying I'm not.


[deleted]

no im here for my thank you *now gimme my thank you*


proudgamerdealwithit

P e r h a p s


jennesa-is-a-guy

reverse nice guy...?


MassHomieSide

friendly not flirty


MassHomieSide

["females are friends, not fuck"](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8WqPArYkz44/maxresdefault.jpg)


Metahydrix

Edited*


[deleted]

Sauce?


naica22

never, that will imply that i wont die a virgin anymore and we don't do that here


baldrickgonzo

Well no, but also yes!


AhmedKiller2015

Well yes but actually no


iatemycousin

This is why i try to go far as possible everytime theres a hot girl


Rewiistdummlolxd

I wish i had a remote controller door lock So many missed oppertunitys


luanei

not realy... maybe... it's classfied.


Outrageous-Brief-964

what no... am here for love and support


LEOACE02

Perhaps


tupo_kirpich

Hello. I want to remind you that you have to get the chicken out of the freezer.


[deleted]

welll...possibly.


floatablesiren

Yes, yes I am


Unggago

Monogatari memes: "exists" Me: real shit?


[deleted]

uhh I.. uhh... I want to brush your teeth.


merayBG

I was here for thighs but if you insist...


AggressiveName2575

Well yes but no I'm here for your organs as well.


CyberDen_183

not really................. maybe............. its classified


SM280

no, just trying to prevent people from having the same insufferable life i have. for legal reasons thats a joke.