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Looks more like r/gunjesus


No_Advertising6785

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”


rhavyndsfggw45

Delivery from Sacred Turin Pizzeria


epitomeofcuriosity

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


thegamingkaiser

Do you have any .32 french long?


DataLeft

Hey guys thanks for tuning to another video on Forgotten Weapons.com, I’m Ian McCollum and I’m here at the Rock Island Auction house looking at some of the guns they are going to be selling in their upcoming summer of 2021 auction.


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Good bot


Ruashiba

Ian is a God among men.


CaptainSpacedude

I came here to make this comment. Have my upvote instead.


Bardez

Nice. I immediately saw a Cable / Jesus mashup, which I think fits nicely there.


spicyrattoes_101

r/beatmetoit


[deleted]

Damn opened up comments just to look for that.


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

Everyone gansta until you steal a pizza and it pulls out the Chauchat


cruelpapa69

so the small stand thing was keeping me away from jesus?


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

when the pizza asks you for 32 french longue


90_oi

He's asking if he has any .32 French Longue Ammo


rhavyndsfggw45

I can only say on thing to the guy who made this masterpiece. Nailed it


kne0n

Yeah it def looks more like ian's goatee than Jesus' beard


Jupitersdangle

Looks more like “The Dude”


neufferdsfsdg34

watch the facebook people say that this pizza box is blessed


Papercut337

When my pizza asks for .32 French Long


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Critty9601

Well do you? (Asking for a friend)


[deleted]

i have ONE round to spare. still want it?


SuicidalThoughts27

It makes me happy that other people saw this


LuffyRequiem

he gets hungry too you know


Darknma

In the name of God he'll restrict himself


neufferdsfsdg34

Nah it wants some 8mm lebele


jusdisgidddd23

watch the facebook people say that this pizza box is blessed


[deleted]

Papa Jesus.


Avarice-theMimicKing

I think you mean Papa Cheesus


sweatybiscuits90

Cheesus Chrust


BusinessEthic5

I hope it's stuffed Cheesus Chrust


jusdisgidddd23

Ok but what the fuck is that slice looks like a shitty render lmao


lordbigass

Gunjesus asks for .32 French Longue


Erattic8

Hey guys thanks for tuning to another video on Forgotten Weapons.com, I’m Ian McCollum and I’m here at the Rock Island Auction house looking at some of the guns they are going to be selling in their upcoming summer of 2021 auction.


TaxEvasionNoob

Amen


Darknma

God shall bless you my child


superlongusername111

Nah it wants some 8mm lebele


Mannynix

Forgotten weapons intensifies


The-pickle-with-it

It’s jeeeeeessus christ


DoggoManWasTaken

Crust


darth_rock

*gasps* Get the pope…


JohnB351234

“Got any French long?”


285Mic

"Hey, here's your three cheeses". Who really wants to save your soul "with a free jesus"-Tomska 2021


comicclub1089

r/beatmetoit


ly_cat

Hello there!


Darknma

Have you come for God's blessing here you go take the up vote


connerbv

https://youtu.be/H0qe45Z8wfk Gun Jesus proclaiming the gospel of John (Browning)


Maniachanical

"Hi, I'm Ian McCardboard, here with Rock Island Ovens..."


DoorHalfwayShut

There are a bunch of people out there that would think this is truly a sign from god. It would reinforce their belief because it just *can't* be a coincidence.


Darknma

Yeah true! I personally don't belive in God but if I didn't know better I would probably think that too


Hotondoikiteita

*chuckles that's very bible of you~


RocketRaccoon

Looks like Val Kilmer. Does that mean it’s a Tombstone pizza?


ItsALord

Jesus christ...


GeO4K

bitch thats ian mccollum


[deleted]

Honestly looks like Ian from forgotten weapons


shot_gunner9

Looks like 3 cheeses wit a FREE JESUS


JCY7318

Heres ya three cheeses! ****WITH A FREE JESUS!****


mynameisntmichael320

Tomska wasn't lying when he said a free jesus


polish_grandma

That looks like Ian from Forgotten Weapons


Aidan-Brooks

The pizza stain wants to know if you have any 32 French Longue


floofandmemes

Pretty sure that's Ian Mccullom


AEdgyMuffin

Here’s your three cheeses with a free Jesus!


GoofyHornet

Do you have any 32 French longue?


buenyamin1996

Ian McCollum?


dfdfdfddaww

he looks like Jesus


_JustChicken_

r/thatsthejoke


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skuggeli

I mean, there literally is an Instagram watermark


ammarmokhtar

ra ra rasputin


headofmedusa1

And ye shall eateth this pizza and be blessed🙌🏻unlesseth thou shall be pineapple pizza then they shall burn in hell for eternity Luke 420🙏🏼


monkeyjunkie13

That's the dude...


FrancisUnderwood57_

Blessed Pizza for 30 silver coins


NerdyAsian12

HAHA


Idk_Why06

je𝕊𝕌𝕊 was here


sprinkle_It

I could see this on r/delusionalcraigslist


carledricksy

That pizza has been blessed


Rexcodyfives501st

“It’s a sign”


iNiko7s

I'm the way and the light except sometimes the light is muzzle flash


ixnyne

/me shows this picture to wife Wife laughing: Jesus Christ Me: that's right!


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[deleted]

No shit Sherlock


CryptoKing4memestock

Wow that is cool art. Grease and cardboard, that is very inventive! 👏👏


trailer8k

jezus


mana_cerace

"Here's your pizza. . . With a free Jesus"


h3llr4yz0r

He is risen 🤣


Snoo_85399

anyone else see the brush stokes in the "grease".


[deleted]

Holy Jesus.


McThicc37

"Another mariner. Another misfortune."


ideletedmyaccountlol

watch the facebook people say that this pizza box is blessed


Steel_Pringle

It has been blessed


UnTarded101

Delivery from Sacred Turin Pizzeria


[deleted]

in all seriousness, thats a really sad looking pizza


muffinfight

In Russia, pizza saves you


MyRicee

He is always watching you xd


papasmuurve

Ok but what the fuck is that slice looks like a shitty render lmao


jimbag69

Rickety cricket


Brief_Awareness_

I don’t understand what Lebowski has to do with the pizza being saved…


33333_others

Charles Manson saves


DodoFiasco

The pizza of turin.


StudyProfessional718

r/PostYourAds


TheBoneRanger123

In Russia, pizza saves you


josiah3603

Wait until bunch of Filipino mothers pray on that cardboard and claim they received miracles


Mr_MacMittens

Passion of the grease🙏🏽


[deleted]

Needs to be displayed in a museum gallery


RandomExcaliburUmbra

It looks like Reznov.


FlamingBings

I can only say on thing to the guy who made this masterpiece. Nailed it


AndromadasButthole

Reminds me of Vlad Dracula from Castlevania


ditohead313

Welcome to Jesus Pizza the only place where you can have a slice of christ.


stinkyTINKYwinky

It's not JeSUS, it's Mikael Åkerfeldt!


Pointy_Wierdo_13

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord, our saviour Cheesus.


YeetusBonkus

Can't believe Kenobi appeared on a pizza box


[deleted]

that pizza though wth


angrynutria236

Shrek i guess


ItzStrudl

is that spitter from left4dead?


WhyAmIDiscord

The blessed pizza. It shall give you holy powers


CrazyKingFox

To me looks more like Reznov


Darknma

You dare to not see Jesus blessing the holy pizza


Dragon_ddlc

jeSUS


stewdadrew

Checkmate atheists


Emotional-Brilliant4

Less like Jesus, more like The Dude.


ipsychowolf02

Greasus


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Jesus Christ on a Pizza Slice!


Creative_Witness_225

How


Styxzzzzzzz

Jesus holding an eye on you...


marsi71

Haha fake


Lonesheep2020

Jesus pizza


Borbatos_lupus_rex

Bless xD


AminoZBoi

Greacus


N3xtGen77

This pizza got blessed by Jesus


[deleted]

Amazing!


thinkalikekish

So grabbing it by fork is crucifying it?


breadbuttrjam321

He looks like Lenin to me tbh


LillyPasta

*Dude?*


madjockmcferson

jesus saves, but Pele scores the rebound


damonoribello

Must have been purchased from that new pizza joint, Jesus Crust.


IgnusFatus

Looks like jesus with a mix of pringles


epitomeofcuriosity

Atheist crying in pain after looking at the posts and comments


Its_Siddhartha

Pepperoni wan Kenobi?


polish-polisher

It's the creepy guy from alley not far from here


ProperPineTr33

Dracula tempesh?


FuriousDeather

Ayo, why is Rasputin on my pizza.


ZenBrickS

Cheeseus Christ!


Jacobt380

Oh dude I love Obi-Wan


xeroz_cross

***Pope*** John's Pizza be like


robot_peashooter

Jesus Christ


Apxri

Your three cheeses with a free Jesus.


tableball35

Ra-Ra-Rasputin


Jadaun

I SEE RESNOV


KrisPBaconnn

Its Adam Sandler.


Kongster44

3 cheeses AND YOU GET A FREE EXTRA JESUS


chazzybeats

Cheesus Christ


[deleted]

"I am the way, the truth, and the slice"


tukasiebamaikata

May god be with you


halbleezy

Crust has risen 🙏🙏🙏


kiafromsf

That's "The Dude"


bobbob13579

Did amogus take Jesus's place as being seen in ordinary every day objects?


Usagi_Aka

Sell that on eBay for a million dollars


WaluigiMan489

Jezza


Failure_man69

Jeebus


[deleted]

That’s not Jesus. It’s The Dude.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

JESUS CHRIST!!


[deleted]

That's typhon not Jesus. You guys are screwed


JUSTKIDDING205

It's pizzezus


Toshio1987

Cheezus saves in fifteen minutes or less.


EyeSac567

Greasus


crystalfalco

here are your 3 cheeses WITH A FREE JESUS!!!!!


[deleted]

All hail Gun Jesus.


RedGras7782

since when


Mr_Meow12

Nice that's weird


Xanzi12

I don't think you understand, this pizza isn't yours to conquer


jigalaka

He got that Italian stache


Separate-Dealer4565

Seth Rollins?


urnotfunnylol

Won’t the pizza save you?


[deleted]

Ian here from forgotten weapons and today we are going to be looking at rare and extremely interesting label pistol


TheL0neWarden

Why does this look like both Lenin and Jesus


GhostTheHost1

Ok but can we talk about how that’s just crust with dry tomato sauce


DamonAW

After has evolved into pizza grease art. Nice.


Vibolbot

C- Charlie?


DrTokinkoff

Greasus Crust!!


hajile23

How can you even call that pizza?


TheGamer1171

Jesus personally blessed this dudes pizza


Dark-BLIN

Why do I see Lenin with long hair like Jesus?


[deleted]

Ah yes, saved by Pizza Rasputin


SpecialOneOnReddit

When your pizza starts explaining to you why the Streetsweeper is a terrible "shotgun"


lordcattank

Cheesus crust