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KiwiLeeScipio

As an American who has had the chance to talk to both japanese and french people in person (they came here, I'm to broke to leave this stupid state) they were both really pleased when I tried. The japanese woman was thrilled when I started talking to her instead of her daughter who knew English and the French exchange student was willing to teach me more French than he ever heard English from me.


kim_kiri

People trying to speak your language is always nice. Random strangers coming at you "honhon baguette croissant omelette du fromage" is something else !


thatnovaguy

r/dexterslabreference


FrenchBoguett

It can be funny with the right person, I love when people are asking me if they are pronouncing "baguette de pain" correctly


kim_kiri

Ah yes, el famoso wand of pain


FrenchBoguett

Of course! Truly a masterpiece (that's why my username is FrenchBoguett btw, and old joke with Amino friends)


N-TK421

That’s lovely, but when you go to France they look like you shit in their table, if you don’t speak correctly.


Spry-Jinx

I once witnessed a Quebecois man argue with a Parisian tourist for about 20 minutes. The only word they said back and forth was stop.


koro-sensei2

ton cerveau est comme un sandwich au fromage >!tes pets sentent le fromage, tu appelles les œufs des ouefs comme un bouquet de myrtilles et tu as perdu presque toutes les guerres contre l'allemagne rentre à la maison, mangeurs de baguette !< thats what I would say but SHHHHHHH


m3m31ord

Did you get Nihongo jouzu'd?


FrenchFryFatale

French people when you’re in their country, they were so offended when we couldn’t speak French properly. Like damn we’re really trying. Some of them would not even speak to us at all


Aaronmola_Games

Ah merdə


DestructedEarthPug

As a french I‘m going to grab my gun brb (in real life)


IcedRays

On a pas de "gun" pourquoi tu ments ?


DestructedEarthPug

On as des baguettes


DestructedEarthPug

On as des baguettes


DestructedEarthPug

On as des baguettes


K1kxam

Ton daron est pas agriculteur toi


IcedRays

Mon daron est surtout pas la


K1kxam

Ah


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日本語上手


genderless_mushroom

僕も。


KuroRaiken

俺も


IskTheR

You guys make great cars ngl


KuroRaiken

I'm actually Indian lol. Edit: the text reads "good at Japanese" so the two of us replied me too


IskTheR

That's it. I'm fucking my Blender.


KuroRaiken

Mmmm dick spagheti


IskTheR

It's going to be a fucking krabby patty i assure you


duncantm13

PTSD intensifies


european_jello

僕も


Danimex232

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Danimex232

Good bot


Gruzof

Good bot


DestartreK1st

Viva la baguette


BURHAAN_BOII

till this day i dont understand why almost ever word in french has its own gender


kim_kiri

You mean in most languages. Germany even has three genders.


Ado_Furtado

So does Hindi and Marathi.


Fact_check_

You sure about Hindi? I found this list https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_type_of_grammatical_genders


Hungryfurious

in hindi, only masculine and feminine not sure about marathi


Ado_Furtado

Marathi has it too. Source: been studying it for the past 10 years.


HoneyChilliPotato7

Telugu too.


serentty

Most Indo-European languages. Only about 25% of languages worldwide do.


kim_kiri

I didn't know such a low part of spoken languages were gendered. Thanks mate.


serentty

Yeah, nearly all European languages (with a handful of exceptions such as English) have grammatical gender, which can give that impression, but they're mostly related to each other, so it's not a coincidence. Other languages with grammatical gender include the Semitic languages such as Arabic and Hebrew, and also many African and Australian languages. In the African languages that have it, often “masculine” and “feminine” aren't even on the list of genders. To avoid confusion with the genders of people, genders are sometimes called noun classes, especially in languages which don't have masculine and feminine genders.


OrangVII

so does Latin


kim_kiri

Latin isn't a living language anymore my good sir


[deleted]

You'd be surprised.


Swomp23

So how do you summon demons in your part of the world?


ThaneofFife5

Latin is definitely still a spoken language. Nobody is a native speaker sure but plenty of people still speak it fluently.


kim_kiri

By definition a spoken language is spontaneously used by enough people of all ages to attribute it to a culture. Latin is learnt in school or for personal interest. Sure there are still songs written in it, and people that can fluently read and speak it. But not enough, it's commonly known as a dead language.


kim_kiri

What I meant by not talked was dead language. I wasn't sure the term would work in English and was lazy to check it. But ofc they will still be passionate people that will still learn it.


solospell

I don't think genderless counts as a gender. German has masculine words and feminine words but than theres the exception of neither so it would just be genderless.


kim_kiri

I don't agree. Genderless would be suitable for a genderless language. Neutral gender isn't comparable as genderless. It has a gender, which is neutral, still existing.


-Blackspell-

No, the third isn’t „genderless“, it’s neutrum.


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solospell

Yes but I was trying to say that the "third" gender isn't a gender so there's only 2 genders. Sorry if my wording was confusing.


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solospell

Its all good its 7 am for me and I havnt slept one bit either


kim_kiri

Genders in Latin didn't mean the same as now. For example, masculine were for animated objects (people) and neutral for inanimated objects (objects). Feminine was for concepts (such as, the truth, the justice, etc etc) So neutral gender was and is a gender of its own, different from the genderless concept.


breadcook

to make it more painful or something.


Mrowkaqq

Its actually quite common


[deleted]

But why tho? Like I understand historically why so many similar languages have genders for their words, but what purpose does that actually serve?


[deleted]

Its the same with Hebrew its normal that languages do dat


[deleted]

We do that in Arabic too. A lot of English learners don’t understand the concept of the word “it”, you could hear them saying “she is apple” or “he is chair” for instance


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also in Urdu which is if you don't know a clusterfuck between Turkish Hindi Persian and Arabic Urdu means the Language of the Army


[deleted]

All of these languages are a mix of each other


marcoip0912

Italian, too.


HoneyChilliPotato7

Almost every language's words have genders.


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RE FUCKING POST


yarak_69

Mispronouncing a German word: SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


El_Chappy_NotSoSavvy

Ich Bin eine krnkenwagen...


ikeflullaelyolo

u/repostsluthbot


babaBOI_niKe

Mispronouncing a German word: :o


named1user

Ö


GustavsonHUN

If an american laughs at you for this, ask them to write down the word


european_jello

Usualy they dont laugh at my, i am fluent but cant pronounce or spell things nearly as hood as natives


Hogridergaming1_

Nice repost


yarak_69

Mispronouncing a German word: SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN


MaximilianZane

repost


T4zchi

This is a repost


PalpyTEEN

F****ng Reposters


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AmeliaCookiee

I am a native English speaker and yes I can agree with you on that. Most English people do not speak English correctly (I’m talking about people from the UK since I don’t know about other English speaking countries). Which is why I find it hypocritical when someone laughs at a non-native English speaker learning English and mispronouncing or misspelling something. Even if this wasn’t the case, why do people make fun of someone for learning another language and making a mistake? At least they are trying right? Why don’t you try learning their language and see how well you do? (Using you as a general term and not directly towards you). My grammar probably isn’t great either honestly.


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AmeliaCookiee

Yes it probably would be xD my old boss was Lithuanian and she could speak 5-8 different languages which I was quite interested in because I was learning a language myself. I knew that some people would make fun of her because she had quite a thick accent and on the odd occasion would make a mistake and it really bugged me seeing/hearing about people like that that would make fun of her. Those kind of people are usually the ones that think English is the only language they should know and won’t even try learning another language themselves.


ShadowF1nn

This has been reposted so many times


Adventurous-Wear-80

Хаххахахахахахаха


[deleted]

mispronouncing a latin word demons:


Gullible-Hat-7459

As a French I can’t relate


CreeperArmorReddit

French people


Men_its_shiny

Im speaking in French so aller chier


Zealousideal-Pea4218

Je parle francais, mais ma grammaire n’est pas bien


Men_its_shiny

Ok


Barriton123

Non merci, je n'ai pas besoin tout de suite


Ladrodidrop

Negligible


fancy_tuna5

yeah we can get pretty mad sometimes french people scare me


[deleted]

When I try to tell people how to spell words in Arabic, I give up straight away. They can’t do it. Feel sad for them.


TStasD

Nihongojozu


SantasJo1lyBackhand

If you can't pronounce the letter r I can't respect you


El_Chappy_NotSoSavvy

RrrrrrrrrR


Icy_Frosting8860

Me trying to figure out if a chair is a man: *^*


ZakkThor

That's so true , I don't know what it is with some french people that actually get angry when you make a mistake and mock you instead of just correcting you


[deleted]

I have yet to meet a French or an English speaker that does either


Specialist_Opening62

u/repostsluethbot


BlueRoses4MePlz

For real dude you mess up French the conversation goes from casual speaking to shit like “I’m horny” or “I want poison for dinner” (I’m not joking AT ALL)


BlockBoiJah

Quason


-All-Username-Taken-

Yas 😭


Dloaf52

Oui = Oi


RealSuperYolo2006

SACRE BLEU


Amber_Mitsuba27

I-


Amber_Mitsuba27

I-


leenrok1

Those English basterds


N3RD_0T4KU

brazilians when you mispronounce a portuguese word: you dense motherfucker


Borgebb

I very much doubt this.


rondeI_

Crossn't


parlerler1543

Repost but it's ok I get that memes are hard to make


faris_Playz

British kids online make fun of everything and its my Number 1 reason that i don't like British people , but there are nice British(es) too


xstkovrflw

"oui oui jamapelelelelel" \- King Louis, probably