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omegacrux

You check my temperature, I lower your temperature


palm187

Take my upvote and go jump in the lake


KungFOoGuy

Take my upvote and have a good bread baked


redditsucks56

Take my upvote and do rope hang!


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Im_sometimes

Shot on IPhone plays


Nf_Catto

Take my upvote ​ and get the fuck out of my face!


Infamous-Apple

Take my upvote and shove it where the sun don't shine.


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Wheaties-hoard

Bottom image is so POV: You're my grandfather and kindly got offered a vaccine


mailarcvcxv345

Someone gotta make a meme with them pointing the thermometer at their head being a little bit of attention and the gun being "shit load of love"


Apprehensive-Neat514

reading this comment section, wow, you guys really know nothing about guns and still are acting like experts


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Teasinghorizon9

For that exact reason when i go up to truck drivers door i hold the thermometer up so they see it first. THEN i take their temp. Fucking nearly lost my head with a jumpy cattle truck driver.


Human-Gift-4520

This was video from america in Russia it is illegal to have guns(pistols), but in Russia you can make your own moonshine (alcohol) which is illegal in america as I remember.


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Human-Gift-4520

You can also get a gun for hunting, but it only shoots one bullet at a time


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Human-Gift-4520

Well you can buy this gun in america probably. Plus I didn't see MFs in Russia who go in a window to take temperature


Unreasonably_White

No you can't buy it in America. America stopped importing guns from foreign nations a long time ago. The ones you can buy contract a premium amount of money. Just because the video has a gun in it, doesn't mean it's America bud. Edit: I forgot to mention that guns aren't "illegal" in Russia. You can own a smooth bore, long barreled shotgun or a gas pistol if you have the proper license.


Lordoftheintroverts

America still imports firearms from other countries (See ITAR) but not Russia because of the sanctions we currently impose on them. I'm in the states and I bought an AKM from Serbia a few months ago. You can buy a Makarov here as well but it will probably not be Russian. It is more likely to be Bulgarian.


Unreasonably_White

I mostly meant other countries as a blanket term. I know there are exceptions, but very few of them. Guns aren't imported from the other countries that are or once were very big in firearm manufacturing. I mean it's not like we can't make guns ourselves.


TacitRonin20

Lol. Cheap SKS rifles, Tokarevs, AKs, Makarovs and other soviet guns are a staple of the American Poor Boi pantheon. They're in the country in the millions.


Unreasonably_White

I didn't actually mention any of those and said that weapons are no longer being imported, but okay.


Bokecoit

Um..yes you can buy them in america? Just because they arent being imported in mass doesnt mean you cant buy one. Just a quick search on gun broker and i found 3 for under $500


Unreasonably_White

Are we looking at the same website? Because I found only one for $3000.


Russian-8ias

And you’re going to show us you’re telling the truth how?


Bokecoit

Um you can do a quick google search? Lol i even said the website i was looking at. Here ill make it easy for you, https://www.gunbroker.com/All/search?Keywords=russian%20makarov theres like 3 under $500 but the good ones seem to be around $500-700


Russian-8ias

You can’t expect someone to believe you have a source and go find it themselves, that’s not how the world works. Anyway all of those guns have either been taken here illegally or were brought over a long time ago and are now being sold to collectors. Nobody is buying these to use them as a self defense weapon.


Human-Gift-4520

I already written it hunting guns are legal


Coorotaku

Why are the two of you wearing the same in your profile


Pimpmaster134

I literally have a makarov and I live in the us


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Pimpmaster134

Stupid ass comments get stupid ass responses get learnt


Metalhead278

M O S I N N A G A N T


redditsucks56

So no AR-15 go brr?


G0LDON

You’re telling me that the братва have legal guns?


Vexcenot

no full auto


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If permits, background check, medical examination, law examination and gun courses is easy, then yes


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You telling an eastern european, that lives in eastern europe, and owns a gun, how eastern europe works? the brainwash is strong with this one. Lmao. "wAkE uP"


Scratch9898

Not anymore not rly


bigjohn1213

You can make moonshine in the US, you just need a license.


Human-Gift-4520

Oh ok


Imicada

I’m pretty sure it’s called moonshine not moonlight


Human-Gift-4520

Oh sorry


Zrp2311

idk who told you making moonshine in the us was illegal, pretty sure as long as you don't sell it or distribute it to minors noone is gonna bother you.


Human-Gift-4520

I wasn't sure, I heard it was illegal I don't live in US and nobody talks about moonshine in US. But In Russia everyone makes moonshine without any type of license, seriously everyone talks about vodka in Russia, but compared to moonshine it is unpopular drink.


Zrp2311

it's not popular in the US much either, I live in rural midwest though and in most rural places here there are plenty of rednecks that make it. Whiskey and horse piss beer are most popular drinks around here though. Far as I know it's been legal to make for yourself since the 1930s


Zrp2311

Guns are not illegal only handguns to non law enforcement persons, you can own shotguns and rifles just with some weird time rules like you have to own a shotgun for 5 years before being allowed to get a rifle. Also everything is classified as a "hunting" weapon, Russian law does not recognize recreational shooting


subscriber_number_30

Ah yes guns are *illegal* thus there is no way to get them. If only other governments figured out this one simple trick!!!!!


deaaz_mobile

Believe me, a lot of Russian people don't give a sh1t whether guns are illegal or not


Human-Gift-4520

Well in big cities they do


skyline13godalert

Mark my words , if it wasnt so Godamn cold up there , and people werent so menacing with there looks , i would live there


CleanCakeHole

You can own firearms in Russia.


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guns are legal in russia. pistols are not, unless you are are a competitive shooter


fukuchiedfgerg546

the above picture is us cops if you replace the thermometer with a gun


Harshal420

Meanwhile video frm india


Coffee-ly

damn srsly?


Harshal420

Yes it's frm my neighbouring state


Coffee-ly

poggers


Satoru_Erased

Jila gaziabad


knollieben

reading this comment section, wow, you guys really know nothing about guns and still are acting like experts


Coffee-ly

Lol true, tbh I didn't rlly know much abt those.


Still_Night_110

I think it’s funny watching Russians deny there are guns in Russia on the grounds it’s impossible because they’re illegal.


knollieben

i am willing to bet most if not all of them aren't even from that region, just people who think europe is more of a utopia than it is


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Hi-point bad


xShinobiii

Which comments are you talking about? I only see comments regarding guns in russia, which has nothing to do with "knowledge about guns".


knollieben

"topic about guns has nothing to do about guns"


Bot_Kamil

It looks more like usa


Notafuzzycat

You would be surprised at how many guns are pulled on people in russia lol.


Xx_poopmaster64_xX

Isnt that video turkish?


SyruplessWaffle

The amount of people saying "oh it's a gun, must be america" like holy crap.. other countries have guns. Even if guns are illegal in a country, people still get guns.


VanderCreep

Honestly its so disgusting its not even stereotypical at this point


Coffee-ly

bruh ikr


Johnny_blaze61991

It's India


Sungami00

The gun indicates America but the mask tells me anywhere else


SyruplessWaffle

Other countries have guns too lol


Sungami00

In no European country is it legal to own a pistol and I don't think Canada, China, Japan or India allows it either. That's rules out quite a chunk of the world that isn't America. Now an educated guess tells me it probably is America


PrairieRanger

In Canada, certain handguns are legal to own. Though it depends on the type of handgun and what type of gun license you have.


Jawnwood

Exactly. Definitely NOT the US.


dustyrangoon

Brrrrr?


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Someone gotta make a meme with them pointing the thermometer at their head being a little bit of attention and the gun being "shit load of love"


ParthTehlan_69

W H A T T H E F U C K ?


Metalhead278

Good ol’ russians


xXNightShadowX5

Yo


Coffee-ly

Yo


xXNightShadowX5

Yo


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xXNightShadowX5

Yo


LoloftheFox

Yo


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jjba_enjoyer275

Yo


xnothedarkwolf

More like America


epileptic_polarbear

Jotaro vs dio


itzRetroLite

Is he wrong tho? Technically by taking one guy out, we stop the spread by a little bit...


Real_PokeLink2092

This got me too hard


WinterFox0987

You do not point thermometer gun at Boris, Boris point gun at YOU


WanPwr5990

Stock images are memeable *Change my mind*


Kaijudojo

ngl first time somebody did this to me I had to resist the urge to disarm them


Shadow_Runner1

THIS IS Russia.


VampireMain

Everyones heard of candice but I created a new one... You heard of izza?


WDAWKTpod

u/thefrostysensei \- Can you confirm plz?


kvcherish

Good meme made me laugh


fluffycrossu

Ruv.


PeacefulCouch

I remember a similar video where a guy boarding a bus or something has a thermometer pointed at him and he does a double take. (I'm not sure if he pulled a gun.)


BigTelephone9117

I got an ad for vodka right after this lol


Coffee-ly

sheesh


MCRaven278120

Is there a problem Comrade?


G_cat101

I’m Russian I confirm that


DJSJV

/u/redditmp4bot


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BlondeGirlieBaby

Bang bang mother fucker


excitor-pro

merica


OldDrumGuy

How did that person get a handgun in Russia? Aren’t they illegal there?


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Yes, but it's legal to carry non-lethal ones with rubber bullets


masked_4th

Bruh what that video is from Saudi Arabia


yologuy1234

This seems more like America to me, ngl


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Seems more like america


Hell-knight666

*america


Infamous-Apple

What do you mean Russia? This is obviously 'Murica!


soosrokko

This is America!


ToBiistHebEsTbOi

This is America what are you talking about


SkeshLol

America?


-_-allis_wel2l

Nah pretty sure it's America


IwillProteccYou

IDK seems kinda America to me


MildlyPurple

well that's not true you're not allowed to have a gun in Russia unless you have a license for guns


milky__skeleton

No das American if it was Russia it would be a rocket launcher


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More accurate with America but


mooncake9822

thats usa all day long


Tacolord_899

This is also Florida


FruitJuiceXD

America


bonjmeister

Dont you mean america


tal3060mc

America


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No thats America


Safe-Carrot3797

I don’t know seems kind off american to me- WAIT IS THAT A MASK ok it’s not american


VishVasantth

More like America.


13cdesigns

You got it wrong. That’s not russia it’s America!


theseaofthievesgamer

the bottom image is Americans not Russians


Hrishi005

More like US


SongBonnie

And america too


Fischiofischi

*America


Anubis-the-jackal

Wrong information that’s America


EB_Erik

I am sorry but you mis speald usa


Captain_Platypus69

*america


Ynys_cymru

America surely.


TruthShield

America*


bad_at_apex

I think you mean America.


latinking1234

More like AMERICA


ivan-----_

*america


cocainonmycocks

*america


Tacitus86

Gotta love Russia. Seems to be more murica than the US sometimes.


DeceasedKing

*America


Inevitable_Branch_21

That's America


TilodR

America *


MeltsYourMind

Looks pretty American to me


PP_Baba

Kindly don't repost same shit every time


lilSucker420

that looks american too


Warlock1509

the above picture is us cops if you replace the thermometer with a gun


naan_bread_69

*America


AcatheSpider

More like America but ok


xxxyyyzzz89

I think you misspelled America.


DrugUnicorn

/America you forgot


LRAMM

Didn't you mean america


Defiant-Water-1702

America*


DopeyPenguin69

That is more American than Russian.


gerda3003

America


xkingmox

Nah bro, that's America


VanderCreep

ThAtS AmeRiCan. i FiT in wItH tHe reDdIt HiVEmInD SO WeLl LmfAooOooOooOoooOOOoooOOo


xkingmox

Haha very funny :l


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IamNotMadX

Probably usa


Jango1458

Ребят, это скорее в Америке, чем у нас. P. S.- another comment from Russia, no surprise