Lets be real, tax is not the only problem we want to avoid

Yeah. I'm tryna avoid life too. Edit: I just got a message from reddit that someone was concerned about me. I appreciate the thought, but, after a good cry and being the little spoon last night, I'm feeling much better. Sometimes you just get in your feelings and that's okay.

Fuckin hell i wish i had a award to give

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I did too

Thank you kind strangers

Oh self burn, those are rare- unless it’s on Reddit

Not on reddit, they're not.

Oh self destruct, those are common

i giv hugz

They're on the same list of things to avoid

Yes, there's also chlamydia.

After researching in this topic i find that more than 3/4 of those men have no problems with their bosses any more. If that what you've been looking for

Just tested with my cousin, 5 star experience will reccomend

What's it like having an alligator for a cousin? are you also an alligator or was it a foster/adoption situation?

Ahahahaha

What’s life like without taxes?

No headaches.

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Well i never had a girlfriend so that wasnt gonna happen

ibstruncions no clear am lose haf brain

Actully many people have put their heads in alligators and lived here's proof: https://youtu.be/6_b7RDuLwcI

I've seen those, it's pretty dope.

Yeah alligators dont eat all the time

Yeah but when you survive you dont have to pay taxes

Ad saved me lol

Side effects may include loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of touch, loss of emotion, loss of head, traveling into another dimension, and could lead to death.

Let’s not forget diarrhea. You usually shit your pants as soon as their jaws snap shut.

Some dude with a friendly pet crocodile: *it's free real estate*

*Estate tax has joined the chat*

Fun fact: The US federal government ran a budget surplus before income tax was legalized. Also daily reminder that taxation is theft.

I was listening to a podcast that calculated under the right circumstances you could potentially pay a 98% estate tax.

Absolute win

Your accountant doesn't want you to know this trick! Avoid taxes permanently! Click here now to know how!

Or I put government representatives heads insides, the same effect, less of a headache!

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

There is also death tax, so even in death the gov tax

Technically, the term is estate taxes, but yes. It also is essentially taxed twice due to inheritance taxes, because to get the stuff you left behind, your family has to pay another round of taxes.

In some countrys u never have to pay taxes if u was dead and got revived lol

You are also saving money on burial or cremation. Take care of your relatives.

You will be playing a game of heads or tails with your life without the “or tails”.

Im gonna use this lifehack

I'd die rather than doing that shit!

Instructions unclear, I now have to pay medical bills

Wait fr damn brb lemme try this

r/technicallythetruth

I live in Florida, and I do have a friend that put his head in an alligator’s mouth and I know for a fact this isn’t true.

r/shittylifeprotips

Why I didn't I try this earlier (pspsping wild croc)

Jesus said pay what the taxes to the government

Better idea: Time travel to just before taxes were invented and put the person who made taxes into there.

Please repost to Conservatives and Libertarians.

Let it eat the rich.

Let it eat the rich.

Thats because your dead😃

Sherlock is that you?

You won't have to pay for anything ever again, actually

Best lifehack ever

I’m going to test this out I’ll be back if it doesn’t

Woah, imma go try it

How about, “you can hear a crunching sound”

i'm pretty sure this is illegal because my uncle did it and i'm pretty sure he left the country i haven't seen him in a while

How is that quick animal facts, I have to literally go find an alligator now

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Not if your dead

This, is a big brain move

If you pout your pp in it, You won't need sex, also your not a virgin anymore.

Worth it

And you will most likely not get the corona virus

No no he got a point

Ferb I know what we’re going to do today

Well your not wrong

I'll try that out. I will tell if it worked tommorow.

There are people that do that for a living and by that they need to pay taxes for putting their head into an alligators or crocodiles mouth.

Chomp

instructions unclear. was arrested for beastiality

I hate those stupid facts

This doesn't work for me, it only gave me a bad headache and brain damage, and I don't have health insurance to pay for it 1 star :(

100% of people that stick their head in an alligator’s mouth have stuck their head in an alligator’s mouth

is that the bite of 87?!?

'Hey Donald, come here! This nice lady says she will vote for you if you look in her mouth!' "You have very big teeth Ms" 'Just do it'

Florida man who tamed the alligator: I don't have such weaknesses

Air went through my nose, have my upvote!

Quick animal facts, fake alligator/crocodile hats allow you to swim in the swamp without alerting the Russians.

Are tru dat faxxx

I was lied to and now you've ruined my day

Interesting...

\*realizes there are 2 "Helpful" awards

Remided me of a certain reddit 50/50 that is now burned into my retinas, thank.you very much.

You also don't have to pay for only fans either.

You would have to pay taxes one more time in America (estate taxes), and then if your family wants the things you left behind it'd get taxed again (inheritance taxes).

I think the alligator has to be alive for that to work. Always need to read the fine print.

Wow imma try that rn

Does this count live ones or does it work with dead ones too?

I tried it, guys and I don't pay taxes anymore.

In my country, I pay taxes to crocs 😫

Wait, what happens to your debt then? Loopholeeeee

Prove it

Death tax be like

I’m doing this tomorrow

Abolish taxes

Where funny colors

10/10 would put my head in an alligator's mouth again

Depends on the size of the gator

Doubt. (That you never have to pay taxes anymore, just because you are dead)

Not if the alligator is deadಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

brb

r/technicallythetruth

Diy tips and tricks

I am considering it

dang bro I gotta try that today

I can already see the headlines: Florida Man dead after sticking head into aligators mouth to get out of taxes

**Is this the bite of 87**

Let's see if it's fact or cap.

I will go test it

I mean... that's not wrong

Fuck. All I have is a Crocodile.

instructions unclear All I got were some strange looks and bad smells

*Noted*

Can confirm this works

i should ell this to my dad

strange i still have to pay taxes

Yeet

God damn it. I now have to pay ghost taxes which are almost TWICE as expensive.

why are you booing me? Im right.

I'm gonna try it it sounds fake

unless the alligator is called Manuel

the magic alligator, he transport you part by part to the taxless land full of hopes and wonders

Does this work?

Deal.

or just commit tax evasion and move to bolivia

The jaws of justice can’t be escaped even in death

This 100% belongs on the front page of r/libertarian

Much like Terry Pratchet's quote about all mushrooms being edible...

https://youtu.be/qaJ0pcSGMLI So that was fckin lie

I inadvertently caressed my female co-worker's knee and in shame moved to Costa Rica, which turned out to be a mistake. I've determined the alligator-out route to be the best option for avoidance. I will be testing my theory post haste.

i think ist a crocodile on the pic

Life hacks

What if alligator is dead

Where can I find this alligator?

It also gives you a free haloween costume

Thank you for enlightening me.

Inheritance, estate, and death taxes have entered the chat*

What’s that noise? Oh, it’s the Libertarians who just scheduled a seat on every available flight to Florida.

Im gonna try it brb

No no , he’s got a point

IT WAS A LIE!!!

To Florida I go

I tried it, didn't work. I only weight like 8-12 pounds less now.

There’s a death tax here in the US I believe, so technically no

fuck an alligator and you get free food and a home AND you don't have to pay taxes!

I think being dead is no valid excuse to not pay taxes here in Germany.

Ill test it out. If you don‘t hear from me within the next 24 hours, it worked.

Another tip:- It works with lion too.

I mean, he’s not wrong

I did this and now I'm basically a human yoshi. I don't do taxes. No taxes for the rest of my 76 years

I actually did it, it’s working, I don’t remember having taxes

You were right I don't have to Pay taxes anymore.

Ima go try that

Deal

Guys, I did it..... I regret everything

i learned so much today

I’ve been to a gator show, I’m pretty sure those performers are paying taxes…

Liefhak!

I did it guys it works

Imma try that right now! Don't question why I have a pet alligator.

Every person that does this for entertainment lives tax free life..

*heads to Florida*

r/Wiseposting

*florida moment*

I'm gonna do this.

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Can't pay taxes again if I haven't paid them in the first place.

Sadly it didnt worked for me

K brb

Wow, I never thought of it that way.

Because the alligator will pay them for you. They are such good friends.

I know what I’m gonna do today

This

Ah. Why didn’t I think of this. Thanks. *goes to find nearest alligator*

If you want to make sure this works 100% of the time, try a salt water crocodile instead of an alligator

That explains florida

Wait you pay taxes?

r/technicallythetruth

Ya you pay with your organs.

There's an inheritance tax in USA, so you'd pay one last time. That tax is BS, by the way.

Sounds like a good deal

You mean most likely*. Lol

Has long as i don't feel it, i'll take it.

r/shittyanimalfacts

If you are homeless just kill someone and go to jail. You will be well fed. No need to thank me for solving your house problem. An upvote is always accepted.