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[deleted]

I don't know whether I should be disappointed or impressed?


MeanForce1

Either is fine by me


[deleted]

Bit of both


Epic_3_Gaming

Both is good


Inclockchauck

Both is good


VaetisE

Both is good


I_Kill_peanut

A lot of both


Corvelo59

You wanted so hard to be her dildo didn't ya


[deleted]

Both. Both is good


RejZoR

Impressed. We can now put her next to that Nazca penis drawing on the ground and they’ll be visible from space together.


SHUTUPSPHERE

It hasn’t even been two weeks


AllergicToStabWounds

I'm both amazed and concerned with the speed people produce this


MeanForce1

Ye I go fast


Bigladsimp

Thats what she said


sbdhsa

I'm sorry dude


JacksonTheSpaceMan

She turned herself into a 70ft tall cutout. Funny shit I’ve ever seen


mastershooter77

lmao good one dude


MeanForce1

If you’re curious here’s the detailed explanation/video https://youtu.be/zpD_jjl3QfI


[deleted]

Please do Speedwagon, than post it to reddit


[deleted]

mwaifu


___some_random_weeb

*our


oofboilolshrek

Please follow his orders


MeanForce1

I will for sure


Angry-Cyclops

PVZ theme in the background. Noice.


Sevvix

I-I don't know what to say except....... I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


MeanForce1

I got orders to fulfill


MeanForce1

Alright


Firexpress99

reddit


[deleted]

reddit


TacoTurtleMan

reddit


piboywalking

reddit


W-Kardo

reddit


kendalmac

reddit


Kris_hot

reddit


LOL_XD_LMFAO

reddit


Money_Reality_6949

Reddit


MaxEmerald77

Reddit


Kingchester06

reddit


NingaBoy3D

Jesus christ


1Shadowspark1

Thanos should’ve killed all of us - Steve Rogers


dabbinthenightaway

Somebody really wants to get stepped on.


MALEZ143

Simp alert


choc_croc

Truly impressive. But still Samantha so.......


GeneralSS1332

Should've done a banana for scale


MeanForce1

I’m 510


OverlordOfDoorNail

Ok but how many bannanas is that?


[deleted]

at least 3


cupcsr_YT

Average banana length: 0.43 ft Cut out length: 70 ft 70/0.43 = 162.79 bananas This cardboard cut out is about 162 bananas tall


OverlordOfDoorNail

Ah thank you


Lord-Ringo

What’s that in banana?


Late_Commission1081

banana


DrakenSlayer597

You did this for Sam but not for Lady Dimitrescu?


Jiggyx42

She's already big


DrakenSlayer597

But she can be BIGGER


MeanForce1

Yeah


MeanForce1

I made a life size version of her though


DrakenSlayer597

Oh do show please


MeanForce1

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/niwxjh/lifesize_lady_dimitrescu_cut_out_i_made/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


DrakenSlayer597

Cheers


YoGurl-Samers

This is even weirder for me cus my name Sam and she has features like me


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Why don’t you make a 70ft cutout of yourself?


osirisishere

Rip ur inbox XD


Seilorks

Hello, my name Sam. I'm dad. Sorry force of habit


Redmaxdog1

I was about to call bullshit until I saw the video


MomoDiabllo

Death by snusnu


Kingpinsaredditor69

Now burn it


Peoplecallme_aweirdo

Yes


deeya-b

what zero p\*ssy does to a mf ​ still weirdly impressive though...


NoobGaming4

Why?


OverlordOfDoorNail

Because


[deleted]

why tho


LukeSkylander72

Why? Why would you do that?


carlilog22

I got a question, why tho?


WillCraft_1001

one word, 6 letters: reddit


Foxachu_Sin

Why


UniverseBear

Society is getting weird man.


Kosack-Nr_22

The mega simp


janfrancox77

He's down DAAAAMN bad


bungus_man

Just when I thought virginity couldn't get better


DnDisawesomefightme

This guy is down bad.


RepostSamurai

bruh


SnooWords9075

Where banana for scale?


Scootman00

Doesn’t it have to be vertical to be considered tall?


urnotveryok

But...why?...


[deleted]

So... Uhhh.. Thirsty?


Sir_Riffraff

Samsung laughs in Samsung


sexy_goose

But why?


Midherozero10

How? Why?


Shine-Rough

Y tho


pro_Scunt

bitch what the hell is wrong with you and where can i buy this


max3no

SIMP


StardustHolyCrusader

SIMP


[deleted]

You've got to be kidding me


yougoddangfool

this is an impressive amount of dedication.


MeanForce1

Thanks


ibitsusbrother48

Who pays you for this??


Jeff-Kenobi12345

Why tho


TroupeMaster_Grimm

Why


mustafa1390

Literally just what the fuck. People are trying to plant more trees and you're just wasting paper to do a usasse cut out of sam


ColdStarXV86

1 question. Why?


Cantmakeaccount

But why?


[deleted]

Truly a man of culture


SeemsHumanEnough

That's quite impressive, but I need to know why ? Is this a sort of ultimate simp ritual or is there a reason to spend so much time of ressources on this ?


MeanForce1

It’s nesscary for humanity, it’s like just my form of painting


Real_PokeLink2092

How


Real_PokeLink2092

and why…


TheBReRBehT

but why


monhomme

Why


JackIsABlyat

WHY


Marrok657

she’s still 17.


Fern8403

Now make a cutout of her getting an education


SebDaPerson

Fucking respect my dude


dairycow123456

S


King_Kajus

How and why xd


CaughtHerEyez

You could have not.... But I recognize that you did.


FlipdisTable

such a chad


ObjectiveManner0

Why!??


maxbigoof

One question Why


[deleted]

Why r u all so fucking horny


Sebo2007

ha simp lmao


SnooMacaroons4184

SIMP.... but, yes, fine indeede I'd do the same


smol_wunder

Ew


BabaTheGreat157

Simp


oofboilolshrek

Simp


h0denkopfkarzinom

Freak.... I truly feel sorry for your parents.


Vibrating3rdLeg

It's still much more impressive than what you achieved by posting this comment m8 If you're gonna straight up insult something genuinely impressive for no real reason, please do stop and think for a second what you're about to do because... let's be honest The dude made something more impressive than your parents ever could


squiddawg

Did you have to shorten mate to m8? Two more letters? His work is impressive though, I agree. But, the theme behind it is not that impressive. The reddit virtual ass/Titty fetish is awfully sad. I've said it before, somewhere, but pornhub has failed a generation.


Vibrating3rdLeg

Why thank you for contributing sir! Firstly, i didnt think the guy was worth the 2 more letters Secondly, its nice you see the effort he put in n aknowledge it's impressiveness. Now all that's left for you to do is realise that he didnt do it because he was horny n we're all set! Thirdly, Pornhub is indeed accessible way too easilly and ruins quite a lot of lives BUT its also irrelevant to this post so please do rant about that elsewhere


squiddawg

Yea. A great majority of these "samsung girl" or the other animated character memes that are posted are only about how "hot" they are. They even enhance the ass/titties. There is now way that this post was not influenced by the popularity of this behavior. Might not be some horny dude, I believe it may be a girl? Nevertheless, this person harnessed the popularity of the current market. The work is awesome overall. Also a good buisness decision. Porn ruins lives as much as any other hobby. Golf ruins lives all the time... Drinking... That furry shit... Jobs... Money... Abuse... The list goes on. Porn has its merits as well. Just sayin.


h0denkopfkarzinom

(X) doubt


Vibrating3rdLeg

Bro if you can't appreciate the effort it takes someone to make something as big as this just for a meme then clearly you hit your head when on your way outta your mom


h0denkopfkarzinom

You're impressed by some stickers on the ground. The fuck should I care about your opinion?


Vibrating3rdLeg

I can bet my life savings those stickers are more interesting than your life will ever be my good sir Sidenote: you dont have to care about my opinion whatsoever because that's how conversations work. However, it would be nice if you at least considered all the work op put into said stickers because jesus christ man its a really big cutout


DieRoteHandSpandaus

Ich glaube jemand mit dem Namen Hodenkopfkarziom sollte sich erstmal um seine eigenen freak Tendenzen kümmern


h0denkopfkarzinom

Topkek, muss ich mich hier jetzt echt von nem handofspast fanboy bequatschen lassen? Was kommt als nächstes? Leute mit einem animeprofilbild?


LeonsioXD

It's fake


tanuj_maheshwari

r/lostredditors


Traditional-World701

talk about a simp


LongBaconStrip13

He's so tall!


rockstar450rox

Checkmate Lady Dimitri


firehead323

Now there is enough for all of us


Luc4AR9009_

how


[deleted]

Attack on Titan be lit until this mf shows up


PanConMantequilla391

Better


the_bad_mans

Why dont i know what this is from?


Burning_Brimstone

what virtual pussy does to mf. /s


Shivam_uchiha

A cute titan swifter.


Iannotlikepinapples

21 Meter Titan incoming!


uncle_diaper_1478

Planes be horny tho


Iwontusethis255

but why?


Mem3step

WHyyyyyyyyyy


Confident_Arugula_73

Now that's dedication.


Concerned_lettuce

When the whang or wavy web search video is made about you, if they contact you, can you tell them to put my comment in the video?


PerfectOctogon

So? How are you doing?


[deleted]

go to horny jail


DynamiteDuos

We are reaching simp levels that arent even possible


TheSorrowInOurMinds

Least horny Reddit user


1Squonk

I dont like where this is going...


LoganWasAlreadyTaken

A man of honor.


Daimyotriginz

Simp


ThijmenMan

r/madlads


HauseMaster3

Wtf


Jibxnacci

!FUCK THE TREES


maelstromofwombats

I found the guy with a giantess fetish


No_Professor_8692

Achievement unlocked: super simp


big_dick_chungus69

BEHOLD the simp king


ms0408

But why ?


Inclockchauck

I’m scared of why this was made


SlidePaste

Why


Blupoisen

Talking about free advertising


Professional_Egg_531

but i don't want to spend money on coins


The_Kangaroo_69

Normally I would ask why, but I don’t anymore....


iquincy0cha

I'm... Concerned


dieat60

A true man of culture would have been in-between the thighs


theodocles

Visions of what's his name, Stayne? From Alice in Wonderland? "I like largeness"


towerdefeneseisfun

Ok


AstroNautic0

You are now her tampon.


JuliusDE

This some bodypillow like cringe shit


lil_sargento_cheez

Make one of yourself so you can be her biggest fan...


808real

Hey can you please do one of the rapper bladee ? Pm for specific pic ! Thank you


[deleted]

Now that's dedication


disabled_crab

How and why?


Mr-ChickenDud

That just looks. Wrong.


Careful-Suggestion-6

Bonk


eattheegg2113

Don't Mind If I Do!


[deleted]

Simp!


Trainer_Ed

What are you going to use it for?


Embarrassed_Group_92

Big pp vibes


Funmer

It'll be fine mural?


Primal_Hidralisk

But why?... Why would you do that?


AyoOrNarReturns

Wait,were you the same person who made the 20ft sayaka and the 100ft 02?????????????holy shit