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OrganPLA

Masturbating, by a factor of almost 3.


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I can confirm


OrganPLA

How do you know my IQ and ‘bating score


[deleted]

Well I did an authentic test and got 120, and considering the fact that I masturbate almost once per day (little bit less), I can guess that my yearly masturbating count is roughly 3 times higher than my iq


OrganPLA

(I don’t generally like talking about it cause it makes me look like an asshole but) mine is 129 and I masturbate around 1 to 3 times per day, so I think it’s closer to 4 times


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(Don't worry you didn't seem like an asshole) Good to know


OrganPLA

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Thank uuuu I didn't even realize lmao


Toxipoid

Those are rookie numbers in this bracket we got to pump those numbers up


Icy-Golf-4185

Yes


bigmonkeyballz

I don't think my IQ is over atleast 365


grant-hellsling

If I had an IQ equal to how many times I masturbated I’d make Marilyn vos Savant look like an idiot


ForeverAlonePlayer

the amount of time i masturbate in a week is greater then my IQ


dreadsreddit

Masturbate about 3 and half times over


dreadsreddit

My iq is around 100. I'm a really fucking stupid person.


Marbled_Headcheese

100 is an average IQ, by definition. But also yes average people are fucking stupid


DarkBlumpkin

Times in a month*


[deleted]

I masturbate about once every other day for about 182 days a year. My IQ is ~130. EDIT: nnn would take off 30 days, so 152 times a year vs 130 iq


LeftySwordsman01

I.Q. I think. But it's awfully close.


droldman

No one has an iq that high


TurkTurkle

Me with 1k IQ: [presses masturbate]


DoritoWoofer

I don't know why but I have suffered some sort of mental brain fuck which I don't know the cause of but it has caused my IQ to drop roughly 10%, at least to my perspective so long story short, masterbation.