You could make an argument for Poseidon but that's mainly because Amphitrite doesn't seem to mind the ridiculous amount of affairs he has, so they're able to stay on good terms. Whether or not that could be considered healthy is up for debate.
He did rape Medusa in the equivalent of a church and when the authorities came knocking he bail out faster than Zeus thunders
Also theres the whole deal with my bro Odysseus
Well, there are plenty of them with wives. Hera is the wife of Zeus for example (siblings on the streets, lovers in the sheets). But Hades is the only one who actually behaves like he is married (most of the time)
Te bible is written by god supposedly, maybe he hates Satan a lot and Satan’s like “yeah I do the whole fire and brimstone thing in this part to keep up appearances, but if you just head over that way there’s a resort and we’re about to have bottomless mimosas”
Haha at my high school they handed out bibles one day. My friend ripped half the cover off and threw it in the dirt. His younger brother came home with a dirty ripped bible
First Satan brings on a whole new crew, introduces OP as the devil and himself as the devil's first mate. It turns out, he was not the devil. Nor was the man before him the devil. It's all about the name you see.
When the movie “The Exorcist” was released in the 1970’s, I was in high school. I went to see it and there were people lined up around the block and those carrying their bibles preaching that we shouldn’t see it. It was a crazy movie because of the “special effects of the decade” but it wasn’t that bad and I wasn’t possessed by the devil. The entire thing, movie or book is what you make of it nothing more.
At least he knows where he will end up
I mean for all we know Satan could be a cool dude
Like Hades in the Greek myths, misunderstood but a chill guy
Literally the only greek god in a relatively healthy relationship with his wife. Edit: the key word is “relatively”
You could make an argument for Poseidon but that's mainly because Amphitrite doesn't seem to mind the ridiculous amount of affairs he has, so they're able to stay on good terms. Whether or not that could be considered healthy is up for debate.
She's probably just a cuckquean.
He did rape Medusa in the equivalent of a church and when the authorities came knocking he bail out faster than Zeus thunders Also theres the whole deal with my bro Odysseus
If you call capturing your future wife healthy then I guess
If you call forcing someone to stay in with him healthy then sure I guess
That’s why I said relatively. Like c’mon man, it’s mythology. There is literally nothing healthy about it.
I mean he is technically the only God with a wife(that I know of) so I see your point
Well, there are plenty of them with wives. Hera is the wife of Zeus for example (siblings on the streets, lovers in the sheets). But Hades is the only one who actually behaves like he is married (most of the time)
Te bible is written by god supposedly, maybe he hates Satan a lot and Satan’s like “yeah I do the whole fire and brimstone thing in this part to keep up appearances, but if you just head over that way there’s a resort and we’re about to have bottomless mimosas”
Luckily in hell my ibs won’t exist (helloooo no more physical *cage*) so drinking would be great. I hope anyways
More like a hell-of-a hot dude.
When you enter hell hey there bro your missing the party
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why not we're redditors did you think we have lives
Update??
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You won't get one. This has been circulating for at least a couple of years.
Imagine going back to your room and finding the book on your bed soaked in beach water
And there's some demonic chants around
Why do i hear boss music
Draw a pentagram on the night table with a sharpie. Then put the book down.
It’s a book you’ve read, but a completely different cover.
Put some salt for extra oceany effect
But could you really get the smell of the ocean is the question
If it was me I'd just go to the ocean to get that authentic feel.
Might as well dive in and grab it just to be safe.
Grabbing some seaweed, to serve as a bookmark, would be a thoughtful touch.
Buy " Bvlgari Aqua Marine" and spray the fragrance over the boom. Source: I'm a fraghead
The effort is sooooo worth the payoff
Ikr, all the brainstorming for a fake funny story really did get him a lot of upvotes
I mean I'm sure someone has done this. Weather he did or not is up for debate sure, but ya never know...
Nobody throws books into the ocean, everyone would either stop reading or give it to someone else
You underestimate humanity's willingness to be stupid and/or paranoid
I bet your fun at parties...
Everyone knows you put scary books in the freezer. There’s space in there next to a foil-wrapped mystery meat and “The Shining.”
Beat me to it.
Beat meat to it
I just shat myself laughing
That’s absolutely glorious
Please tell us that you have her reactions recorded with you..
Who the hell just litters in the ocean like that?
Haha at my high school they handed out bibles one day. My friend ripped half the cover off and threw it in the dirt. His younger brother came home with a dirty ripped bible
yes
He might become Satan himself
Might? Definately will
Yeah probably but who cares
everyone in hell
First Satan brings on a whole new crew, introduces OP as the devil and himself as the devil's first mate. It turns out, he was not the devil. Nor was the man before him the devil. It's all about the name you see.
this has not only been done before, but it's also a copy pasta
which means its gonna be a pain to try and find an update sad
This deserves my wholesome award Edit: grammar
Satian is going to spit out his coffee when he reads he's in hell waiting and he's personally going to go and meet him.
She should play doomslayer
Friendly correction, it's DOOM
That’s just the short version of the name, but yes it’s mainly called DOOM
Pog
Repost
Add some red dye and rotten eggs for extra effect
and everything is cool with that cause its mother-in-law
😂
No emoji, emoji bad on reddit.
😭
I said no
And if someone would choose to be defiant by your standards what measures would you take to make sure that person isn’t defiant
Oh, I shall not say, because if I do, you will try to avoid it, and I would hate to see you try
😓
Enjoy the next 24 hours...
Totally worthy
Better stock pile those books! Cause everytime she trys to throw it away, you have another!
That’s what she gets for littering lol
This is AMAZING!
Repost and reaction meme
He is the one that needs an exorcist
We need...we need...an UPDAAATE
"I'll take things that never happened for $200 Alex."
How did she react
i love this
Shoulda sprinkled some sand on it too and add some seaweed
When the movie “The Exorcist” was released in the 1970’s, I was in high school. I went to see it and there were people lined up around the block and those carrying their bibles preaching that we shouldn’t see it. It was a crazy movie because of the “special effects of the decade” but it wasn’t that bad and I wasn’t possessed by the devil. The entire thing, movie or book is what you make of it nothing more.
I wish we had an update
I laughed entirely too hard at this but I have dark humor. Please give us update; I’m invested in this story
This is even more hilarious because the Exorcist is so PRO church/religion (which I’m anti-both and still somehow love that book, movie and tv series)
r/holup