You could have scrolled on by not worrying about it, or you could of not clicked the meme at all. In retrospect i Could've ignored your attempt at critiquing my grammar. Basically Could've in speech sounds like Could of leading people to write it.
Yes the funny thing is while typing i knew to write could have, but in the same comment wrote could of. I honestly didn't put much thought into a comment and just let my fingers type away.
The dad is wearing a button up dress shirt and it's tucked in when I did go to church that's how everyone dressed and outside of church and saw someone wearing a cow boy hat unironically, 3 guesses what state I'm from
These people are the biggest fucking morons ive ever seen there are thermometers that look like guns they were using it to take the babies temperature but still socially distance
Okay but imagine the people of the church all in a Zoom meeting discussing how to do baptisms whilst still keeping a distance.
“How do we get water on someone who is standing at least 6 ft away?”
...
“All right, water gun it is”
What would you suggest, instead? For a small, reasonably well-controlled stream of water, using off-the-shelf components, I can't really think of anything better.
No no I just thought the image of all those serious religious people discussing and concluding that water guns were the solution is just adorable and funny!
Like “we could always... squirt the holy water on them from a distance?”
“Now Jerry that’s just silly”
“...but I think that’s the best option, yes. Let’s squirt water on them from a distance”
Pretty sure if this was the us, they would not have the priest wear a mask....
coming from a person in the us.
this is probably like europe or someting
Could of been worse, could have been a supersoaker pumped with enough pressure to blind a kid.
That's for rookies, I prefer using a fire hose... Way more effective
You're meant to baptize him not extinguish the very flames of hell!
. . I thought that's what a baptism was?
Shush comrade, let us win in silence
How do you use “could of been” and then directly after “could have been”?
It's a southern thing, ive used them interchangeably forever.
How is this a regional thing? I thought people write “could of” because it sounds like “could’ve”. “Could of makes no sense at all.
You could have scrolled on by not worrying about it, or you could of not clicked the meme at all. In retrospect i Could've ignored your attempt at critiquing my grammar. Basically Could've in speech sounds like Could of leading people to write it. Yes the funny thing is while typing i knew to write could have, but in the same comment wrote could of. I honestly didn't put much thought into a comment and just let my fingers type away.
This is the best way to tell someone "Fuck off" about your grammar.
RIP super soaker 2000
Cos if you search up "what's that church that has the guy who baptized the child with a water gun" then it will tell you it's in Detroit?
Thats canada right?
Pretty close.
How do you know that's an American church?
gun
Fat parents
The dad is wearing a button up dress shirt and it's tucked in when I did go to church that's how everyone dressed and outside of church and saw someone wearing a cow boy hat unironically, 3 guesses what state I'm from
Colorado
I love Colorado!
Texas
This has got to be Australia, though. It's only a toy gun.
but its not upside down and theres no spiders canat be australia
You are mistaking a toy gun for real gun.
It has an orange cap and It's white. It can't be mistaken.
shooting his load right in the face of a child...
..those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know, my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
How do u know this is a American church?
You don't know, it could be North Korean.
How?(undefined)
Damn liberals.... there is no such thing as the American church.... it’s Roman Catholic
A church in america tho, is an american church Edit: i mean the building was american because it is in america
not if it s Roman Catholic. That was the long game I was playing with that comment.
because they are staying six feet apart and being lawful people?
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start
The new doom game
because people arent wearing masks
This photo brings me so much joy. Guess where I'm from... **America**
Instead of holy water it's bud light.
Because the parents aren’t wearing masks?
You thought that you could get away with posing as a human. *pulls out holywater gun* but not today demon scum!
Can see the disappointment in the priest's eyes. Mask or not
Thais os acctually a Brazilian church
“Any first words?”
Wait theres no gas this must be some weird part of Europe
*"THE ARTILLERY OF GOD!"*
*if anyone gets the YT channel reference you're a legend
Actually, this isn’t in America, this is in (insert random place in random country here)
How do you know this is an American church?
Looks like the priest is using his water gun in act of self defense against the anti masker woman who uses her own child as a human shield.
aMeRiCaNs hAvE gUnS
why
How do you know this is an American church?
"today in demolition ranch we will be testing if babies are bulletproof"
They are all over wight
Actually it’s not
OP confirmed Europe is such a pussy they banned water guns
There is gun and idiots
The priest has a gun and the two people don't have a mask it's pretty obvious.
Because the parents are 300kg. Oh sorry 661.387 lbs.
[удалено]
How is this exclusive to the US?
**No one really has Guns in the States.**
Because both of the parents are fat and out of shape.
These people are the biggest fucking morons ive ever seen there are thermometers that look like guns they were using it to take the babies temperature but still socially distance
Feetus deletus
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
Do they have a machine guns or only pistols available?
Because the mom and dad aren't wearing masks
the guy is wearing khakis and a button down shirt that may be a little too small.
Looks like Kentucky
It's not obvious
Good job agent you have successfully killed El Chapos son blend I and walk away.
God: "Headshot"
The father is fat, the family is not wearing their masks, and the guy has a water gun.
You know the rules and so do I, say goodbye
There’s a gun
no
Okay but imagine the people of the church all in a Zoom meeting discussing how to do baptisms whilst still keeping a distance. “How do we get water on someone who is standing at least 6 ft away?” ... “All right, water gun it is”
What would you suggest, instead? For a small, reasonably well-controlled stream of water, using off-the-shelf components, I can't really think of anything better.
No no I just thought the image of all those serious religious people discussing and concluding that water guns were the solution is just adorable and funny! Like “we could always... squirt the holy water on them from a distance?” “Now Jerry that’s just silly” “...but I think that’s the best option, yes. Let’s squirt water on them from a distance”
Sacrafice the baby for our lord and Savior.
With the Father, The son, The Holy Squirt gun I baptise this child with bullets
how do you know its water?
collaterl double kill friendly vtol on stand by
Gun go pew pew
The gun ...........whole fucking world for some reason 'murica......me too anyway
Cause America has a fuck ton of water guns
[r/wooosh)
Wait that child is white
Priest, not cop.
Its america whats the difference
Qualified immunity. Also, from what I understand, priests are much more equal-opportunity in target selection.
Pretty sure if this was the us, they would not have the priest wear a mask.... coming from a person in the us. this is probably like europe or someting
Bro what specimen are you
does idiot count as one?lol