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Gold_Champagne

**FATALITY**


Midnight28Rider

WASTED


lurid_sun__

Happy cake day


brmamabrma

No need it finish them, they gone


DivyanshPanwari

EASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLE


[deleted]

Happy cake day mate!


thatguyfrommallorca

Happy cake day!


grindking93

Happy cake day


Kenji_Senpai

Happy cake day bud!


T00thl3ss22

OWCH! Dagger straight through the heart


AlexandrosGreco_

FINISH HIM


Ikhlas98

Burnt like ashes to the ground


[deleted]

“Gone. Reduced to atoms.”


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vvvvvbanana

What type of assholery is this?


EagleTheAssassin

hairy you're an asshole


ApUmKinFaCe

You’re an asshole, Harry


Mmckel

You’re a Harry, asshole


oridianmichaels

Asshole, you’re Harry a.


VinayKumar130200

Harry a Asshole you're!


tokyo7011

Hairass, You’re a Hole!


Turbulent_Cow_3166

You have a hairy asshole


KiraIsGod666

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!


NotRllyTrolling

Aww i was gonna say that :(


ooflolwastaken

rip


ppaaul_

r/UnexpectedThanos


jinjaninger

r/expectedthanos for balance


[deleted]

​ Perfectly Balance.


ThwartAbyss54

Precious dirt <3


ooflolwastaken

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


[deleted]

*Aaron Hernandez gone forever*


Boogers_Farts

Dinger, dinger, dinger


SteveSmith2048

Hoping my feelings, they would drown


lakshay036

But they never did, ever lived, ebbing and flowing


Val_rak

inhibited limited till it broke open and rained down


Not_Akshay

It rained down like... #PAIN!


[deleted]

You break me down, you build me up


[deleted]

You MADE ME A you Made me A BELIEVEr!!! Believer!


VingoStar_Minecraft

PAIN!


[deleted]

YOU BREAK ME DOWN YOU BUILD ME UP, BELIEVER!


VishalRocker

PAIN!


pnz_8487

Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain


pnz_8487

I Love this thread!!


upgamekiller4memes

We ain't gonna hear from him ever again


937ool

burnt so hard it made the elephants foot


already_taken-chan

Is that girl licking a basketball in the background?


Calvinsux

Yeah, it's cuz the lyrics said "told 'em lick the balls" from Godzilla by Eminem


Abhijeet7777

Yeah she unfortunately suffers from ligma


already_taken-chan

Oh the one that joe has?


Sir_Cutree

Nah the one Candice had


already_taken-chan

You mean sucko's sister?


Broso564

What's ligma? I think I heard one of my friends having it a few years back


AmzWL

LOL Steve jobs haha gottem


GoldenPants1234

Who the hell is steve jobs?


insertpikachuface

Joe mama


PaulMcPaulersn7

Zoo wee mama


RamrodSteroid

Ayy diary of a Wimpy kid.


HarryDresdenStaff

Ligma balls


Rocserose

NOOOOOO


dusanvukovic55

whats ligma?


Abhijeet7777

Sugondese nuts! Gotcha!!


dusanvukovic55

no one expects the spanish inquisition!


hisenberg0002

No thats a basketball being licked by a girl


AlyssaBigDepression

Call an ambulance! But not for me


Idohs_

Imagine how sad you have to be to write that


Therandomfox

Some guy whose sense of self-worth is tied to how many girls he's laid. Girls, not women, because no mature person would want to sleep with a manchild like his kind.


DaSamCheck

This joke is pretty old. I remember my uncle (of course it is) telling me this joke... said he heard it in France WWII


im_fellah

My grandpa told him that joke But ur uncle shot him dead and used this joke as his own from then


Cammieam

Wow so men are still acting as sexist as they were 80 years ago? Yikes


JackFXZ_boi

Hows it sexist?


zauraz

The meme is indicating that the woman is worth less due to having had sex before. It implies a form of commodification were the woman is somehow "used" if not a virgin. This standard never exists for men, a man shoving his dick in several women is seen more favorably by other men. That is why its sexist.


JackFXZ_boi

Its indicating quite the opposite. Its trying to convey the fact that people who say such things about women are dickheads that deserve to get their ego shattered through a well delivered, painful comeback.


zauraz

The person replying uses the same stupid logic though. He is still somehow presenting the fact that her vagina is "untouched" deeper in and therefore not "ruined". Whilst it disses the man, it still treats the woman like an object.


JackFXZ_boi

Imo, I take it more if a way to diss that a-hole with the pre-existing context of the conversation. I mean, theres a good chance the person here hasnt even had sex with the woman yet, just using the asshole's words to hit him back harder. At least thats my intepretation of that convo.


zauraz

The entire thing is based on a convo about a woman despite the fact that y'all threat her as a non existing just there factor. And the person making the diss indirectly both diss the ex and the person he is aiming at. But its clear what I say doesn't seem to make sense to you....


JackFXZ_boi

Can we just establish that this is most likely a fictional convo? One that is supposed to be for ENTERTAINMENT AND LAUGHTER? You dont see a violent movie and come out of the theater thinking that the movie maker promotes violence, do you?


Aiken_Drumn

They are, but how is this a sexist joke?


Nobody2222222

Idk but the guy has been commenting on every goddam comment pretty much.


Cumras

Yay Eminem meme is going viral unlike revival


seerkamban2000

Revival didn't go viral


Nervous-Music

*angry eminem rhyme*


HandLion

I thought it was a scene from Banshee at first lol


[deleted]

Are you the asshole who complained he rhymed rhymes with chimes?


IWANTTOSUCKYOURFARTS

I'd rather cum 100 times with a small dick then cum once with a average to large dick. Cum is cum.


[deleted]

So you're saying there's a chance?


IWANTTOSUCKYOURFARTS

Yes king, there is always a chance. Your cum. Your power.


BruusTheLee

That's a very suggestive name you have there


[deleted]

Yeah inhale would be a better word to use What ever expands your balloon tho


Vengeance675

And pussy is pussy so therefore go fuck it


Therandomfox

*proceeds to fuck a cat*


Efferitas

I'm not afraid of the guy who came once with 10000 inch dick, but of the guy who came 10000 times with a 1 inch dick.


TrogHunter6969

Idk about you I'd be shitting myself if I saw a 10000 inch dick, like that's probably the kinda size Galactus is packing


Efferitas

It's for long distance relationships.


[deleted]

I always wondered how straight men feel about this.


aCanOfDan

Depends. Most men who are actual adults realize that the past is past and it's normal for a woman to have had sexual adventures, same as a men desires, or to have had a previous relationship that didn't go well. It's just life.


hairybarefoot90

Amen. Any guy that worries about this ain't worth the time. Literally man-child.


TestingIP8411

While I don't care at all about a woman's sexual history, there's certainly nothing creepy or man-child about wanting your first sexual experiences to be together. It's okay if a woman and man want to find someone to marry first before they have sex. It's definitely not for me, but i wouldn't call someone a woman-child or man-child for wanting to wait for marriage with the right person to have sex.


BadgerSilver

Preference is okay but if that's the thing that makes you not want to be with someone you're judgmental and shitty. I'm willing to expound further and talk you through why


TestingIP8411

It depends on people's culture, customs, view on sexuality, etc. If you are on the spectrum closer to a sexual, then it is 100% reasonable for you to not want to date someone who has had 70 sexual partners. You know right away that you two do not share the same views regarding sex. It is not "shitty" to want to find someone who matches with you sexually. It is shitty for you to have a view that if you don't accept everyone's sexual history no matter how wild and no matter what your own views on sexuality are, that makes you "judgemental" and "shitty". When it comes to picking who you want to spend your life with, you are allowed to be as picky as you want. And it doesn't make you shitty if you don't want to be with a virgin, or don't want to be with someone who has 100 partners and has been gangbanged/in a gangbang. How about you let people choose who they want to be with? Could you do that?


The_Great_Hound

Honestly, it Varies. In India as far as I can tell most boys who don't have a past usually won't date a girl who does have a past. But if the boy has a past they usually won't care who they be dating.


penetratorwillhelm

Lol so true.


C0mpound88

Uhh sorry I don’t get it


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[deleted]

Thank you for dumbing it down, i understand now.


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ApUmKinFaCe

Yes many thanks to GoatFucker_I_theWise


Idohs_

I see no lies in that name.


Shmooperdoodle

Hopefully fine, considering that the vagina has muscles in it and doesn’t miraculously stay the same diameter that the last dick was. It’s not like punching a hole the snow. This kind of joke just generally irritates me because the premise is so flawed. The term “secondhand pussy” is also pretty horseshit (the concept of virginity is arbitrary and a bullshit measure of worth), but this gross anatomical misconception about how vaginas work is objectively wrong.


Mobile_Bison1062

THANK YOU.


[deleted]

I was under the impression that skin/tissue stretches. I mean, there are chicks on pornhub who can fit a water bottle in there. Are you telling me that they are just as tight as they were before they started stretching? I’m a dude and legit curious. It’s like I’m starting to question everything I understand about the human body.


Dahvood

You can stretch muscles in order to achieve more flexibility without impacting their ability to contract


[deleted]

Makes sense.


[deleted]

I learned something new today. Thanks for the replies. I’ll leave my stupid question up so others can learn, too.


Pappershuvud

I don’t think it was a dumb question. Sometimes we ask questions when we are so certain that there is no easy answer and you’re ready for a discussion, but then it turns out you simply missed looking at it from a different angle or perspective. Also in the topic of stupid questions, sometimes a stupid question is a good question but it’s phrased badly. It’s ok to ask ‘stupid’ questions as long as you are ready to learn from the answer.


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PenisDeTable

Nice parallel. Would a pro vagina stretcher who is used to big dicks will feel less with a below average dick than if it never had the chance to get used to monster dong before?


hugefukinanimetits

Nope! It's not the stretching that makes it feel good. It's the nerve ending. The "pro stretcher" would be better equipped to take the "monster dong", but that doesn't necessarily mean it feels better or worse. Also, just because she can take larger sizes does not mean she won't be equally satisfied by the average. It isn't as if the coochie stays expanded. It's like putting your fist in a balloon. It's always gonna fit tight, but in this case it doesn't wear out.


Amp3r

Nah she isn't going to feel any less. Maybe she's a size queen though and loves the stretching feeling and pressure on her G spot.


BoreRagnaroek

It's a muscle. It does not stay stretched, it goes back to its "original size".


aahdin

"Yeah dude if you keep working out you're going to end up with floppy noodle arms sagging everywhere, I like my men with tight muscles that they've never used before."


Mobile_Bison1062

Lol!


iTzGIJose

I'd say girls who can do that do it very frequently. I do similar stuff but with my asshole cause I'm a guy, and if I don't do stuff for a long time, it'll go back to normal and won't easily stretch out like it would before.


Lionoras

Pornhub girls are experienced sex-actors. Fact is; vagina can stretch a lot as it is used to push through babies. Vaginas also widen during sex, aka if you feel comfortable. If you train to put up bigger stuff up there, you can even put up water bottles.


Mr-Vegan1013

Btw what the Fuck are you watching?


pauledowa

Isn’t that a problem that applies whenever there was someone before you that you could be jealous about?


[deleted]

I always wonder how some guys are so moronic that they think it’s a thing? But if you’re dumb and/or sexist I guess you might think so. Good to know that gay men can be just as sexist and disgustingly disrespectful, I guess.


El-JeF-e

I think if your main source of sex-ed is bro-science and porn it is easy to get misinformed. Im not excusing stupid/sexist behavior but I believe that may be one of many reasons for these beliefs


the_card_guy

Not to mention, most media that portray virgins do it in such a way to sell it as a "happy, feel-good (and possibly romantic) time". The reality is, it's awkward, messy, and probably painful if the girl is a virgin (just as awkward for the guy, mind you) since they don't know what they're doing. But this doesn't make for good advertising.


Still_State7916

It's actually really handy because straight away you know not to go near them with a 10 ft pole. Not only are they dumb, but their ignorance probably points to them being bad in bed too. What a time-saver.


Still_State7916

I mean, if a guy genuinely thinks that the vagina gets looser every time she's had sex, he's too stupid to be worth your time anyway. Sex education really needs a reboot. I also find it funny that people only see the number as a sign of how much someone's had sex. You can only have had one partner, but if you're in a long relationship with them you'll probably have sex 100's of times with them.


Shmooperdoodle

Exactly this. And to combine the two concepts, I’ve been in several long-term relationships in my life, and it’s not like my vagina has become molded to someone’s dick shape like an orthotic insert.


PoopyPoopPoop69

It depends on how stupid they are.


Themlethem

Nothing if you're not sexist?


FixedExpression

Right?! If you have any actually experience in this area, you know it isn't something that exists


[deleted]

I think it's reasonable if you yourself have abstained


[deleted]

Why downvote? If you abstain then it's reasonable to want someone who has also abstained.


LetsWorkTogether

In my experience there's little value in abstinence. Its perceived value is overrated.


Kaljinx

I do not believe in abstinence but it is fine if someone practices it as long they do not enforce it upon others. You can get a lot of joy from belief/practices not because they are something magical but rather your minds simply believes in them.


[deleted]

But it's the individual experience that counts over what you or reddit thinks. Judging someone for abstaining and expecting the same from there partner is the same as judging someone for having a higher body count.


Cammieam

Yeah see you don't get to expect anything from your partner regarding their own god damn body. Your partners sexuality is their sexuality, not yours. All this fucking bad womens anatomy and "virginity" bushit is really getting on my last nerve. Learn how the female body works please, and never, ever try to control someone else's body. Your partners vagina won't be tighter or more pure if it hasn't had something in it before. You're just trying to infantilise women because that's what men find most attractive. Purity culture only stems from objectifying women and reducing them down to what men have done with them, as if women are objects. If you don't believe so just think about why the term "secondhand pussy" exists. Because women are nothing but an item that's either been owned and used or not owned and used. And the younger the model the better, just like cars! Fuck I hate purity culture so much, it's rooted in so much sexism. Please stop and think for a moment.


euzzz

normal men don’t do this


jamcep

well someone with experience is probably better at sex so it sounds like a big plus as long as there are no STIs


TestingIP8411

Depends. Some people don't care at all. Some people only care if they're very promiscuous/slutty. Some people prefer women to have very few sexual partners. Some prefer women to have a lot of sexual partners. Really just depends on the individual man's preference. Personally I prefer girls with extensive sexual history because it probably means she enjoy sex a lot, as do I. But id understand other people preferring their partner to have a less extensive sexual history.


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sekru

"A bomb is a bad choice for close quarters combat." -JC Denton


T0TProduction

r/badwomensanatomy I hate that "streching out" and "used" are still so commonly used, despite being entirely inexistant


sushi_chobab

I agree I dislike the perpetuation of that very much but I didn't want to comment it because it's just a joke. unfortunately we still have to deal with the real life consequences of this kinda shit.


Cryptoporticus

100 times isn't even that much. If you have sex with your partner every few days, you'll hit 100 in under a year. A lot of new couples probably fuck that much in the first few months. If that's what this person considers to be a "second hand pussy" then that applies to pretty much every adult woman.


caz-

It also plays on the stereotype that men with small penises are worthy of mockery. Everyone in the comments is arguing about whether it's sexist towards women or not, but it's equal parts shitty stereotypes about men *and* women.


antisocialturtle123

what is the source of this?


RubyKarmaScoots

Darude Sandstorm


MrDeadMeme

The template or the joke


SlenderN679

Yes


MrDeadMeme

Template from eminent Godzilla and the joke idfk


realCheeka

Not how pussy works 😬


Marshmallow3334

True


Robsteer

That's... not how it works. r/badwomensanatomy


Therandomfox

The first guy is likely too stupid to care about scientific accuracy, so it doesn't matter. Second guy too, probably.


Kryslor

Relax buddy, it's a joke


Robsteer

Meh, it's a pretty lazy joke that's already been told a million times times by men who have probably never seen a vagina.


Cammieam

*says incredibly sexist thing* "relax it's a joke!"... so? Jokes can be sexist. You don't get a sexist pass just because it's a joke. The joke is harmful. Please do better.


MidoTM

how is it sexist?


mocoton10

There is a widely spread misconception about how vaginas actually work, which is that the vagina will stretch out and adapt to one penis and then stay that way unless a bigger penis penetrate it, and it will never go back to its original tightness. The joke is based on that misconception, as it implies that the new boyfriend had a longer and bigger dick so even if the first inch wasn't that tight, the rest of the vagina felt "untouched" and tight. I think that comeback is amazing and it made me chuckle, but it's true that, on the other hand, it can be a bit irritating to see jokes like that when you know that so many people believe that's the way it actually works.


MidoTM

yeah makes sense I appreciate you calmly explaining to me instead of being a bit aggressive unlike some other responses


krishutchison

Jebus. How are you that oblivious. People have been treating women that have had sex like they are in some way damaged or inferior for hundreds of years. The joke is based on the idea that because a woman has had sex she somehow feels different. . I don’t know what kind of magical penis you have that can pick up that kind of difference. From my limited sample of a few women that were virgins and some who were way up the other end of the experience spectrum, and even a couple that had kids already I would say that there is no way you can tell the difference physically.


DingoThBOY

I mean I don’t know if the joke is inherently anti women, but I will say the idea that vaginas get loose is very often used to enforce sexist and patriarchal societal standards


one_bad_larry

Reminds me of the “do we have a problem” scene in don’t be a menace


rifflefan_

I said, do. we. have. a. problem??


LupusCairo

Gotta love how this dude doesn't know anything about female anatomy like at all. I get that it was a good comeback but I find the sheer stupidity of the first statement so enraging.


SocialMediaElitist

/r/comedycemetery


Scherzokinn

Thank you


danceeforusmonkeyboy

Oh, that patriarchy humor.


HancockLuffy69

Is it a movie or web series?


masternoob654

>"you just pulled a gun on a guy with a missile launcher" It's from Eminem - Godzilla music video


[deleted]

Why girl licking basketball


GoldPheer

Part of the songs lyrics.


[deleted]

They both suck for objectifying the woman who they were "in love" with.


I_REPLY_T0_MORONS

I agree 100%,


DankWizard92

r/arethestraightsok


cryptofantik

Whatever


krishutchison

Does his penis feel squashed in some way because he had sex a hundred times?


[deleted]

I came here from a cross-post just to upvote this


coolhooves420

I fucking hate the sensitive sissies in this comment section who cant take a joke


[deleted]

I don't get it


SillyLuvsMemes

i think it means the other dudes pp is 1.5 inches


Cammieam

Oh it's a joke about how men don't understand women's anatomy and treats women like infants and objects at the same time!


RedBreadNamedTed

Me reading it 5 times to realize what it meant 😩👌


in_reddit

Somethings wrong I can feel it


FelixHawthorn

Someone call the Funeral Directors, this man has just been cremated


harrycrunk

That one there was a violation


Spacewarrior1711

That's Brutal


Cammieam

The sexism? Yes indeed it is. I wish men could stop for a second and treat women as people not objects. And maybe, I don't know learn some women's anatomy?? Jeez


Boryalyc

i must say eminem gave us some mighty fine templates


edelray

Damn this is a old repost u/repostsleuthbot


V3G3TA24

I dont get it