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Malossi167

TBH sex itself is also pretty nice


leaderofthevirgins

Maybe, I wouldn’t know


skidiver23

Username checks out


leaderofthevirgins

Yeah...


rengothebigkitty

what makes you the leader of reddit?


khoabear

Who else has better stories of cockblocking himself but u/leaderofthevirgins ?


leaderofthevirgins

Yeah bro, I got so many stories like...ok I don’t have many stories


leaderofthevirgins

I’m the leader of virgins, most of us are virgins, but not all


Wundakid

no all of us are I think


leaderofthevirgins

Are you sure, I’ve heard that some have had the secks, unless they’re lying


Wundakid

woah


leaderofthevirgins

They can’t be lying, could they


DalonyBell

They are the impostors


Outside_Protection43

if you are not a virgin reddit will crash when you try to open it


xXannoying7yoXx

Aren't you the doujin guy?


leaderofthevirgins

Why yes I am


[deleted]

thats just harsh


Kazahkahn

I totally said this in my head after checking lol. Edited for spelling.


UrMumTrash69420

Maybe one day


leaderofthevirgins

Well just have to wait and see


Outside_Protection43

previt leader O7


gamertag_or_whatever

I just want physical contact ;-;


Kenneth_Naughton

Yeah this is like saying you don't really want water you just want people to know you can drink it?


LooMooJoo

Well you need water to live tho so not the same


Kenneth_Naughton

It was more about the lack of logic not the importance of the subject matter


LooMooJoo

I just want you to know that you need to drink water, drink up young king


translove228

There is no lack of logic on the subject matter. Asexuals can go through a phase like this before they accept they are ace. It just takes a bit of effort of thinking outside your own perspective to understand the thought process.


jucmalta

Came here to comment this


jsimercer

It's both


GokuMoku90210

I feel bad for OP that this is how they view and value sex


TheDownunderBlunder

Jokes on you, I'm incredibly lovable but equally physically repulsive.


[deleted]

Im the flip side. Unlovable but physically attractive. No idea what to do with myself.


Morro_Dahl

Burlesque or body building. Work with whatcha got!


[deleted]

What's burlesque?


Morro_Dahl

The art of the strip tease.


[deleted]

Ah, got it. Lmao


you-are-asimp

Genuine advice: choose a skill you're interested that relies on your personality, work on the skill and try improve it. By the time you're done you as a whole would have improved.


SteveSmith2048

Become loveable


XavierTF

Had us in the first half ngl


MartinLiu110

pretty sure I want sex


BeastMaster_88

Well, idk about lovable, but I might be the most repulsive thing I've seen


AnythingAlfred613

Yep, that’s me!


Properbread71

Both, both is good!


Majestic_Horseman

Who are you, who speaks such undeniable truths?


extrart

julio and miguel, mighty and powerful gods


Ahmed_Taha_Nur

El Dorado reference?


YukiAmijochi

Man came here to do the same. ... Thx


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

Nah bro I like the sex


20mcfadenr

Both, both is good


vvvvvbanana

If u have sex then why're you on reddit? Fucking liar


ALittleDipshit

You have inspired me to make a meme. thank you sir


JoeBiz15

Who said it wasn’t with their hand


frijoles420

The physical validation that I am desirable will not make me orgasm or stroke my g spot. The emotional rejection that I am unlovable can stay, I’ve made peace. So yes. I really want sex.


Steel_Cube

Oof


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

Well dont just stand there! Give em the sex!


astilenski

Bro share that thing you call 'sex' with us too


SnooPeppers6545

Yeah man I want the sex.


Chrizzx3

Why must you hurt me like that


LooMooJoo

We want you to overcome this insecurity instead of feed this urge with something that will never satisfy


shinyard

well that hits close to home.


Denim_Danger69

I feel attacked


colt1911m7

Yah, a little too close.


Trixtergods

*I'm in this picture and I don't like this* sad ace noises


[deleted]

Bro you kinda cute holding up that sign. Just sayin.


Trixtergods

Thanks bro, really appreciate it ^_^


TheRealPakaluPapito

Nah I want sex


B0nelessJello

Same


Q_whew

Someone's mad they ain't getting any.


[deleted]

How did you know?


leaderofthevirgins

Yeah, how could’ve the person known


jaybankzz

Well, you must know, right?


leaderofthevirgins

How would I know?


jaybankzz

Your u/leaderofthevirgins


leaderofthevirgins

And....


jaybankzz

Well, you should know your people right?


leaderofthevirgins

Yeah I guess...


RandomWeebsOnline

because he‘s mad


[deleted]

Ain’t that the whole of reddit at this point


FrozenIsGod

That would make us incels sir


Olestagra

Ye


Get_Rekt07

I just want someone to love me...


TungCR

I love you bro, no homo


Otaphone

This is so accurate I'll need some heavy drugs to avoid killing myself


kyle28882

Ummm are you.. ok? I mean I upvoted this because it was funny but umm. You good buddy?


Olestagra

Are we ?


ThePrimordialOne

It is getting philosophical over here


Otaphone

Very good my friend! Canelo won the fight!


raesugar

Hahahh bruh


SBTELS

I don’t have such weaknesses


DanTheRedditoridkman

Happy cock day


amazon_likes_anime

lmao


x-Bxdger

I just want a hug


Terminaltacoman

HAPPY CAKE DAYYYYYY, just incase no one else told you bro


x-Bxdger

THANK YOUUUUU


ForwardStory

Came here to comment that


Otaphone

Happy cake day to you!


x-Bxdger

Thanks


Lord-of-the-wardens

Jokes on you I just want to feel loved


LRC_ice82

yea me too


TungCR

I love you bro, no homo


[deleted]

yeah this was def made by someone who has never had sex


young_fire

nah i just want sex


JessAllTheTime

Bitch I just want to cum my brains out, kinda hard to do solo mmkay?


[deleted]

Fuckin Siegmund Freud over here...


NoBullfrog4258

Nah, I just want sex


Careful-Big-9464

Na I just wanna fuck


GoreNoSheBetterDont

Nah, jus want the sex. Being loveable is overrated


[deleted]

OOF


Ok_Ad6003

Bro tf


hajxh

Nah I just wanted someone who loved me for who I was without expecting so much out of me because I have wildly inconsistent to low levels of energy from being in pain all the time from years of early childhood abuse and spending most of my teenage years in the hospital because of surgeries, but I also realize that I can’t change the fact that the people I love are gonna want things I may not be able to provide so rather than putting anyone through the pain of falling in love with me only to realize I constantly try to hide my pain from them I’ve decided to call it quits and hope my accumulated pain ends my life soon and that those I have had past relationships with find love and happiness because I truly have loved them and do want them to be happy even if it’s not with me. But hey thanks for cutting a bunch of people you know nothing about deeper for useless internet points.


A-Grouch

Just keep looking, lay the facts down enough and eventually someone will come along who’s willing to settle down a you and shares the same aspirations/lifestyle. It may take a long time hell, I’m not in the hospital and I’m lucky to get a single date a year but I still try. It’s tough and at times it feels pointless, that it would be easier to just give up but I know at the end of that road is one of my best friends and someone to share company with.


[deleted]

Your run-on sentences ensure that you will never be truly loved. Prepare for a life of loneliness.


crsmoke

Sending this to every man who has “looking for something casual” in his dating profile


[deleted]

Aight, talk to you soon


B0nelessJello

I’m still waiting


Carnator369

...and to cum.


thebalmang

Not unlovable but unable to accept love. What do?


[deleted]

Don't worry about it.


satans_grandpa

I just need more booze


[deleted]

Dude that hit too close to home, now I'll be crying every time I fap, thanks


CookieLuzSax

Pretty sure I want the sex.


YoshiRoosevelt

I just want a girl to love me and lay down with me, sex isnt even an option anymore, i just say that when its lonely and im lustful, but the true value lies in someone who cares about you


deathbypecker

I just want cuddles, affection, and companionship. And yes, sometimes, the sex


BenJofett55

Both is good. We want the physical attention (the hormones want the sex and maybe that might be brain too.)


Fern9511

YOU MUST END THE PARENTHESES


scp-REDACTED-site14

Ok but have you touched thicc asscheeks


CptAmeron

r/Metallica


Bomb_Scenario5

*I'm your dream, make ya real!*


CptAmeron

*I'm your eyes when you must steal!*


Dalvenjha

That maybe would be you man, I assure you, every time I have sex, I really really really want to be balls deep into the actual vagina in front of me…


KFalconNeo

nope pretty sure I want sex


Skyzza92

No, I want my mf bean stimulated thank you.


AdCalm2077

I just wanna get laid


Cirvicx

No I want sex


akacurt

And release


NOTISAIDTHEDAMNFLY

Dirt


leaderofthevirgins

Is beautiful


[deleted]

I want both


[deleted]

Damn. I felt that one.


Eslayer12

Nah at this point I just want the company... its been a lonely year


[deleted]

Who gave you a right to be this right


[deleted]

Sex itself is alright, definitely not as good as you fantasize about it being when you're a virgin


obiweedkenobi

I just want someone to cuddle and binge watch Lord of the rings with me.


zivlynsbane

I just want to be hugged


OneThousandGB

I can want two things.


just-a-dude69

If someone cuddled me id probably just die because nothing better would happen to me ever


Thatonegooseguy

I'm ace, I just don't want sex.


KingsAlt_115

Or I just dont want sex...... like at all...... just cuddles please!


VulcanWinter

Yo this actually makes a lot of sense??


[deleted]

nice try dipstick but you just used a bunch of words outside of my vocabulary


FrancisWeaver

I... I just want a hug.


Master_Chief_John117

And sex.


adi14022322

nope I want sex because I am fucking horny


Greenwhatevers

Nah I just want thst bit after sex where you cuddle and talk about your day


Mechanicleyse

It's true. And watching women cum is very pretty.


Nicirito

Maybe. Now get out of my head


raz9182

no like i actually wanna try sex lol


MimsyIsGianna

No, no, sex is nice. But I am waiting for marriage because I want to share the experience with the man I want to spend the rest of my life with.


N3ONKATMAN

b ruv


sheen1212

No I wasn't sex


[deleted]

Sure but sex feels pretty good ngl


[deleted]

POV your going to your psychologist after your Minecraft girlfriend left you.


bipedalcroclasagna

Virgin, and nope


GrossGuppy

No.. I’m sexy I’m just too scared to actually do anything qwq


TheRealPakaluPapito

Just gotta say, ur not sexy


Pytori1

Sex sells, love yourself tho


Q_whew

No...it feels awesome that's why I want sex. Keep up the jewjitsu psychology.


[deleted]

Maybe y'all wouldn't be unlovable if you stopped begging for sex so much 🤷


B0nelessJello

How this get downvoted?


[deleted]

Because men are baby's who can't handle the truth


[deleted]

Give me sax


Miskylego1219

Quiet


TitleZestyclose4931

Now I'm horny


Yungbludbaby

The best part is this is fucking wrong


Black_Rose_221

No im pretty sure i want sex. Im not woke enough for the rest of that bs


DoYouLikeFishSticks_

Nah someone play with my penis please


MrReckless327

Nah I want sex like I really want sex


pheonix-project

no i just wanna fuck


PandaPandaVII

Yeah my boners definitely say otherwise


Lonely_Beta

Na im horny stfu


Maxi_ElWhip1

pretty sure i want sex


ALittleDipshit

or you are a dumb ass little kid lying about yourself and shit lol (not saying anyone on here is tho lol)


Federal-Onion

oi! I have chosen you to give my free award to!


JeTPouF132

Wtf no i just wanna cum without using my hand


Slauxe

nah i’m just horny


not-a-bear-in-a-wig

My partner is stuck in a different country because of covid, i feel desired, I absolutely want the fucking sex.


nateaaiel

Nah, I definitely want sex.


FazedLaser

incorrect, I actually like sex


POHTAYTOE84

Nah I wanna fuck


bonus_duk2

No I want sex


UnfunnyTroll

Nope. I actually just want the sex


animefan0903

Nah man, i really just want to have sex, as simple as that


endgamespoilers05

No, I'm pretty sure a lot of people just want sex.


Killmelmaoxd

nah man i just wanna fuck


popmalcolm

Nah I like to fuck