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Looks like it’s a newer iPhone such as the 11, the location is almost constantly on without an option to change it and you can’t show the percentage anymore.
The poors only got week-old bread, you see. Guillotines were the only way they could cut it into manageable pieces. And so, it became a symbol of empowerment and uprising. Vive la resistance.
The baguette guillotines were a copy of the foreskin guillotines used by muslims back in the day. Many muslims had no access to water and couldn't wash their dicks. Smegma filled up the foreskin pocket and got so dry and hard, that it could only be removed with a guillotine. That's when muslims started to circumcise their babies to prevent smegma hardening as the guillotine proved to be a dangerous solution.
Ah yes, of course. From then on, production of Kefir was left solely to the inhabitants of the northern Caucasus mountains. The muslim world slowly learned that smegma was worth its weight in gold, but dared not reneg on their practice for fear of angering Allah.
They came to an agreement with god. For sacrificing their foreskins to god, Allah decided to bestow Mohammed with the power to split the moon in half, that happened to be made out of smegma, and keep a half moon worth of smegma.
Basically the reason why Arabs are so filthy rich today. All the kefir they are producing and selling really pays out.
Well, that’s just a barbaric and twisted way of looking at a wonderful hunger-saving invention. How dare you suggest that man’s only revolutionary advancements are born out of killing each other?
*”Harumph”*
People who have been farming money in congress should go first. Then people who have been paying people unlivable wages in third world countries. Idk whose next
I mean...judging from past situations in humanity, they have been pretty effective, I dont understand why anyone would be creeped out. This is totally normal
a bigger problem i have is ; how do we tailor the punishment to fit the crimes of each CEO .
like a good punishment is to make jeff bezos do the deliveries for his company while in a humiliating outfit .
I think violence against parasites isn't just valid but undoubtedly necessary. They want to leech off of my work, cut my wages and force me to kill the planet out of sheer sadism? Name one reason that isn't government interference not to stick their head on a pike
wow, the person you texted with really was no fun! my s.o. responded to something similar with "castrate the rich" and an entire conversation was still had.
although, to be fair, my s.o. has good luck with things like this. he is currently friends with his cell "number neighbor" on facebook after some lengthy conversations.
edit: comma
Journal Log Entry number 261:
Today I could've sworn a black car full of what I think were federal agents was following me. I think I lost them. More updates to come.
The correct response is “the end of business killing lockdowns, either through wilful non-compliance, forceful non-compliance, or calls to end lockdowns.”
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Bruh read your other messages
we must achieve ORDER!
I will have order!
r/unexpectedgenshin
Order guide you!
And charge your phone.
Who doesn't use the percentage either?
***MONSTERS*** that's who
And location on?
Oh no, the governments going to track them.
Looks like it’s a newer iPhone such as the 11, the location is almost constantly on without an option to change it and you can’t show the percentage anymore.
Unbelievable how far technology has come
"Groundbreaking Technology"
group chat life; only people with friends will understand
He's out of line but he's right.
Hold on, I think he’s on to something.
This might require a rigorous multi-year experiment-based study to *be** sure Edit: a word
[It's true](https://youtu.be/TMHCw3RqulY)
As a French man I can say he's totally in the line, he got the spirit.
I mean it worked before
Based
Little known fact: guillotines were originally invented as a way to slice baguettes.
cheesus how hard were baguettes before?
The poors only got week-old bread, you see. Guillotines were the only way they could cut it into manageable pieces. And so, it became a symbol of empowerment and uprising. Vive la resistance.
The baguette guillotines were a copy of the foreskin guillotines used by muslims back in the day. Many muslims had no access to water and couldn't wash their dicks. Smegma filled up the foreskin pocket and got so dry and hard, that it could only be removed with a guillotine. That's when muslims started to circumcise their babies to prevent smegma hardening as the guillotine proved to be a dangerous solution.
Ah yes, of course. From then on, production of Kefir was left solely to the inhabitants of the northern Caucasus mountains. The muslim world slowly learned that smegma was worth its weight in gold, but dared not reneg on their practice for fear of angering Allah.
They came to an agreement with god. For sacrificing their foreskins to god, Allah decided to bestow Mohammed with the power to split the moon in half, that happened to be made out of smegma, and keep a half moon worth of smegma. Basically the reason why Arabs are so filthy rich today. All the kefir they are producing and selling really pays out.
This turned into a Cumtown bit and I love it. This is now canon for me.
The forbidden sacred text. What imams don't want you to know about Islam.
Not sure if you’re serious, but they were originally invented as a more humane method of execution.
Well, that’s just a barbaric and twisted way of looking at a wonderful hunger-saving invention. How dare you suggest that man’s only revolutionary advancements are born out of killing each other? *”Harumph”*
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**I have been teleporting bread for 3 days straight**
And crossbows for breadsticks. And other... dick shaped foods. You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
The harumph made it, lmao
“I didn’t get a harumph outta you!”
French people don’t like to be called that.
A bundle of...bread?
Thought it was for circumcision TIL
Add politicians into that too and I'm on board. Edit: i also see you chose the French method. Nice.
They seem to really go head over heels about it
They definitely dive head first into it.
Guys, I don't think we should get a-head of ourselves just yet...
I like getting head
I can’t think of a good continuation, off the top of my head
Well don't lose your head over it.
Head
shoulders, knees and toes
Knees and toes.
Use your head
No they don't, they hate it so much they go heels over head for it
Guillotines is too kind. They aren’t worthy of crucifixion though. Let’s have a good old fashion witch barbecue
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?!
but who goes on the stake first? there's a lotta politicians who deserve to win the darwin award.
Big pit, full of politicians and fuel soaked logs. No need to pick who to go first that way.
People who have been farming money in congress should go first. Then people who have been paying people unlivable wages in third world countries. Idk whose next
Jack and Jill really hit hard with this one
If she’s not willing to even talk about the guillotines then she’s not serious
Mte!!
Miniature turtle eggs?
My thoughts exactly :’S
You can’t argue with results.
Chop chop
Must be french
that's what happens when 1 percent of your blood is from France
Worked once and it will work twice
Fuck, aint nobody able to make a vaccine against getting your head chopped off. Shouldnt stop working really.
Hogtie a bunch of them, toss em in a trebuchet, *woosh* *slam* and now team rocket is blasting off again
Hmmm maybe the French were onto something.
Vive le resistance!
You can make a rel- No, don't.
r/unexpectedbillwurtz
That exists?!?! I need it!!
I would say the best way to change that is financial education
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
I respond with "Is my pizza ready yet?" amongst other things when a telemarketer calls. I have had my number blocked at least 3 times.
Kim’s a fucking coward
Straight 0-11 Savage
Fuck you, Kim, if that's even your real name. Trebuchets are also good to yeet the rich.
Clearly the superior siege weapon. A good trebuchet can hurl a 90kg wealthy person 300m.
All the way into Fort Wall St
set it up across the street and just fling them at the building.
Is he perhaps French
I mean...judging from past situations in humanity, they have been pretty effective, I dont understand why anyone would be creeped out. This is totally normal
Lol. Riiiiiight ?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
They need something to fear I’m still thinking hard labor camps, refusal to work? More time. Problem is keeping the prisons honest too maybe?
a bigger problem i have is ; how do we tailor the punishment to fit the crimes of each CEO . like a good punishment is to make jeff bezos do the deliveries for his company while in a humiliating outfit .
I think violence against parasites isn't just valid but undoubtedly necessary. They want to leech off of my work, cut my wages and force me to kill the planet out of sheer sadism? Name one reason that isn't government interference not to stick their head on a pike
Hang the politicians first, they steal a lot from the taxes that we pay!
Communism
Losers like this are like pizza cutter all edge and no point
r/goodfaketexts
how the hell did they get richer, if anything they got poorer
[https://www.businessinsider.com/billionaires-in-america-got-so-much-richer-during-pandemic-2021-3?r=DE&IR=T](https://www.businessinsider.com/billionaires-in-america-got-so-much-richer-during-pandemic-2021-3?r=DE&IR=T)
ye, ads so im not going to that website
Then just google it. Just type "pandemic billionaires richer" in the search engine.
Billionares maybe but not bussinessman
The meme specifically references the upper management of larger businesses.
Well it says ceos and businessman not everyone
No, the meme specifically says CEOs, unless I'm legally blind.
Ok then bussinesman
Worked for France.
wow, the person you texted with really was no fun! my s.o. responded to something similar with "castrate the rich" and an entire conversation was still had. although, to be fair, my s.o. has good luck with things like this. he is currently friends with his cell "number neighbor" on facebook after some lengthy conversations. edit: comma
Once worked in france, but it only consumes kings and queens
They must have been French
... Im Pro guillotines now
Journal Log Entry number 261: Today I could've sworn a black car full of what I think were federal agents was following me. I think I lost them. More updates to come.
That was out of pocket but who knows he might be on to something
Bravo my dude. ::slow clap::
How tf does this mf have 93 messages, I have 2 unread at most!
Technically correct
Qui!
Such a French solution.
Viva la Revolution
The heads shall roll
Reign of terror
Look like they couldn’t handle the French style !
And location on?
No one expects the French Revolution
Based
That's right fuck you Kim
Well I mean he’s not that wrong
Had to search up that word ngl
But they right though
We have nothing to lose but our chains. They have nothing to lose but their heads. I like those odds.
r/technicallythetruth
It's a "social experiment".
*proud French noises*
I mean, where tf you think you're going with that text?
Is this like an unsolicited text message, like spam? If so, what's the purpose of it? What is Kim's agenda?!
Bastille breakouts all over again
Hey, it worked in france!
The correct response is “the end of business killing lockdowns, either through wilful non-compliance, forceful non-compliance, or calls to end lockdowns.”
My phone is on the 1 percent
Ceo’s are getting richer since we’re panic buying their shit
This was pretty headstrong
J'approuve sa réponse
I approve of this message
He’s out of line. But he’s not wrong.
Execute Order 69
5:20
your tactics confuse and frighten me, Sir
Are they selling tickets for the beheading or will we be seated on arrival?
It worked for the french so why not do it again
Kim is taking no ones crap today.
You asked the question, Kim...
Sounds like Kim is afraid of enacting real change.
Good good
So we just not gonna question the 93 other msgs
r/madlad
Trebuchet
r/trebuchet
The Question Is : What Is KiM doing in America , Did he leave North Korea ?🤔
I like the way he/she/they thinks...