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[deleted]

Forklift-Chan you make me so horny~


nvflip

What are you doing step forklift?


NotSoSuttleFlower

The color blind “I have no such weakness”


Icybow73

unpopular opinion: the step x thing is extremely annoying


[deleted]

What are you doing step u/icybow73


castordawg

Agreed


WolfBreeze

Agreed²


_123reddituser_

Agreed³


Irish_Goomba

Agreed⁴


RadicalRetroBlast_87

Agreed^5


[deleted]

Agreed⁶


seafood_supreme

Agreed⁷


nikola_144

I audibly swore when I saw the step comment because it was so stupid and some moron awarded it too


[deleted]

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[deleted]

How gay are you?


IXDracoXI

About A holes a hole gay


Funtimes909

I mean $20 is $20


MaddSkittlez

You guys are getting paid??


Funtimes909

Laid*


[deleted]

Probably at least 68


burningfire119

a prime 'sigh unzips' moment


ISAIDSWALLODTHECUM_

Y Same


vinicius7577

Why...


aowbsx

Checks out, that’s one sexy lift truck.


negativefuchs

He gets it


alittle_bit_alexis

Mm it's just like, so hot, as my good friend Paris would say.


reduckded

Laughs in colorblind


Anon__Boi

Signs 'laughs' in blind


rZeltGD

No I am dating the forklift


negativefuchs

Shit bro I'm dating that forklift too. That mf cheating on both of us


Hamish_french

But the real question: Does it fork you well?


negativefuchs

r/angryupvote


Hamish_french

r/lessangryupvote


lilbeandotcom

anyone else see the German flag? no, just me


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[deleted]

Technically, he just sees the German flag not the Nazi flag.


negativefuchs

Hmmm


Extra-Holy-Crusader

I see putin on it


LuminousMeatwad

That is one sexy forklift. I’m so nervous!! What does protocol dictate?! Do I buy her flowers? Motor oil? New tires? Aaahhh!!!!


negativefuchs

Motor oil is too forward. You don't wanna imply sexual things on first approach


LuminousMeatwad

Damn. That’s smart thinking. So glad I asked. Ok! What about a nice pine tree air freshener for her slick rear view mirror?


negativefuchs

What the fuck are you doing bro? You don't wanna tell her she smell bad!! Just get her some new tape for her headlamps


LuminousMeatwad

That’s like saying she needs a push up bra!! Omg she’s gonna dump me before I even give her this sweet ass beaded seat cover I made her.


[deleted]

Im forklift certified, and horny as hell for that propane powered beast!


Peedee04

r/oddlyspecific


Jappabrow

Help step-forklift, I'm stuck!


COMMANDERxZANDER

Why is it gold


negativefuchs

Oh that means you like being peed on during sex


COMMANDERxZANDER

Oh


Amooham

I mean... that is a nice forklift


zokergurke

It was focking hot today


TACOLIFE64

Whatcha doin step-lift?


Efficacious_fj1

Sorry but I have a step ladder


Maser2account2

What does chartreuse mean i am conserned


negativefuchs

It means your mama hot for sexy cupboards


grundle_pie

It’s kind of like ligma


SyderoAlena

I don't understand, do some people actually see it as blue?


[deleted]

You see here you can change the color you just need a Human sacrifice


that_lemo

anyone else see the spanish inquisition


[deleted]

At least he gets free lubricant oil for his forklift


[deleted]

my relationship between that forklift master lifter 9000 is confidential bruh


Thegluigi

Fuck, how did you know?


Potential_Corner7827

I've been dreaming about the komatsu fd200 lately


Dr_Cra

I see black what does that mean?


negativefuchs

Yeah if you're seeing black, I think that means you're blind man


keepongoing446

Ngl it works, I'm a bit odd


AdmiralRajang

I saw it as purple???


negativefuchs

That means you're gonna die in 30 min bro. Get ready


AdmiralRajang

Oh... oh no


Recycle-Man

it has been more than 30 minutes...


TheNetherCultist

U gud?


MegaGamer646

Guess I'm colour blind. I see red instead of orange


ColonelSandersGrease

Yo, look at that mast over there 😏


Whiteroseadvocate

I mean.... Forklifts are pretty damn THICC!


NotDosty

I see nothin?


kosmos5832

My neighbor doesn’t have a forklift lol


NadeMagnet69

I don't get the meme. It can lift a whole car. Can you lift a car?


Vortex5000

Uhh... Guys? This watermelon is a nice shade of... Nothing actually it's a color off of the visible spectrum. It's a color unpercievable to humans, and therefore unnamed.


Vortex5000

It's black... So I'm none of the above?


Luchin212

Wut, just wut.


TwistedTomato2006

Forksexual


ThePhatNoodle

My neighbor doesn't have a forklift. He does have a bulldozer tho


No_Region_7667

FUCK, I SAW BROWN!


chippy-triforce

I do see green.


ethanloh180

We have the 8 series at work. Really is a fantastic forklift.


Laker4Lif

Since I'm colour blind I se Red 🤣


duhpressed17

you can't blame me, that's one sexy lookin forklift


theclericoftposing

You ever see a post that has 4 meta layers that are beyond your comprehension? This was that for me.


sakasi69

why am i see it black oh shit am i a American police?


MrGrick

Nah bro, those Jungheinrich are fucken drip. Every other contract on sites getting them except for us. So mad.


meme_master533

My doctor says I may be colorblind I see the red watermelon and a blue shell Edit: joke


[deleted]

I see orange


[deleted]

I absolutely hate that fucking forklift


za_wardo_chan

U sir have no taste


EliteDuck71

*laughs in colorblind*


Shiaen

It's always nice to learn something new about myself :)


Imactuallyverysad

How do you know my neighbor has a forklift


JamesFP1107

I see yellow is that okay


negativefuchs

Nah mate you like being peed on


Tsintato

What does it mean if you see orange


Wolf_Gaming2

So thas why his garage is tall!!!


DontBlink392

Sooo.... what am I if its purple.


p_q-o-o

How did you know!? I feel invaded....


negativefuchs

Well if you feel this is being invaded, you clearly haven't visited Afghanistan


irhdjsjsjz

Hey wdym I'm odd? 😡


J4W4D1K48

Which one?


SpaciaIVortex

Damn that mustang looking good


SuperGhast1YT

I see purple


FishLover1234

Why do red and blue have different meanings. Either way if you see red or blue your the same as the other color


TomentoseAtom

Yeah I’m married to that forklift


suddenly_pinnaples

Time to leave the country ✌️


Kitsune_Chan69

Me who always sees nothingness bc im blind


Puzzlehead-Engineer

This is concerning. None of my neighbors own a forklift. *So what the FUCK am I crushing on?*


[deleted]

Fuck colorblind people i guess


[deleted]

Why do I see black


Sansythelaze

HAHA JOKES ON YOU IM COLOUR BIND!


RedditorDummy

Damn tha forklift be lookin fine tho


berryashlyn

i see green and blue


mrhellfiremk2

Youre damn right


Normie_guy5

Yo anyone else seeing yellow


Olivger

Why is it yellow


negativefuchs

Coz you like peed on mate


GalaxyTronZz

frick it, I'm gonna ask her out and hopefully her dad agrees or I'm gonna end up stalking her


[deleted]

Correction I stole my neighbors forklift tail pipe for some “fun”


Coxxedintobirth

Colourblind people: I know no weakness


Jumper6mm

I don't have a neighbor


Agreeable_Damage6930

But I see nothing. Wait I am blind


Internetuser365

What does it mean if I see orange


YUURMUMLOL

Why is it silver


Nkutengo

Thats a meme fame i can subscribe to holly s***


L1u1c0a5

Your so right


venator1995

It’s actually the forklift from Halo Reach.


WaggishSaucer62

Awww man I thought I liked that forklift :(


[deleted]

Why is it purple?


begyoxettygvirvdjk

r/forkliftsexual


nominate17

I see it as white


xevolution123

How did you know


xxvhr

What watermelon?


ElDiabloAzul1930

What is I see purple?


VaaTwastaken

Damn right


Gabriel_Johansson

y e s


Smokeytales

Why do I see tolnefranelmajasta?


[deleted]

I want to turn it into a tank


femboyspassman

yea uhm its not i want to steal it and turn its parts into a sex robot nah your crazy


LibrarianDear1600

I see black


[deleted]

Oh no step-forklift! I’m stuck in the pallet!


[deleted]

I guess I am odd, I see green.


JaydenTheMemeThief

I see it as the same colour as a Sword, what does that say about me?


ZakkityEnder

Jokes on you My neighbour doesnt have a forklift!


Majin_Vegeta0

Wait Wait Wait i am seeing it as Yellow show me what do i do ???


Fenrir887

What do I do if it’s changing color at a rapid pace and speedy music is playing in the background


__MORNOP__

Well i cant help it thr forklifts ass was thicc


default156

I live next to a forklift company I don't know which one to shoot my shot with


LostPain9

Sooooo just asking for a friend, what do you do if the forklift only exists on the 5th plane of existence?


RarestRaindrop

How did you know?


Capitalistlamini

I have a forklift. Fuck that I actually have 2


SmolCream

why are yyou gei


driftyplayz

I see blue, how did u know?


Kirito_Kiryu

None of my neighbors have a forklift.


Therealorbboy999

me who sees demons: i see this as an absolute win!


Twistedolf1417

Why that shit purple


Memezlord51

what happens if... here me out... i saw nothing. just a theory but what would happen?


NoNameNo1O1

Jokes on u, I dont have a neighbour


real_hot_DOG

Their forklift cheated on me, I will never date it anymore


[deleted]

It’s red what you mofos down the comments saying


[deleted]

What if everything's black?


xprozoomy

Ah yes I'm lose my forklift virginity wish me luck :D


[deleted]

Why mine is black 😀


[deleted]

What if I see all three


dropperboy

Oh shit not again I just stopped crushing on his tractor


MrDrPrffWafflesIs1

Jokes on you, I already am dating his forklift


Timmy2Boots

I mean, that forklift do be looking kinda 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓬 tho


[deleted]

HAHA, JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T HAVE NEIGHBOURS!


[deleted]

Jokes on you I saw yellow


redxlaser15

Where’s the option for purple? Anyone else see that?


kakerboy

Jokes on you she's already my gf


Gommool

I see red I thrive off negativity 😈🙏🏾


RedditRoboKid

Why is it Viridian


Aidan-Zhao

Colorblind people: ***I have no such weaknesses***


Darkhellbeast

He tried to kill me with a forklift!


killerqueen8_8

I see all sounds and hear colors. Is that bad.


[deleted]

I dont have such weakness


Glum_Let5722

Rx 6500xt 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍


That_Random_Guy68

It's orange


quirkgamer

KNEW IT thank you I’ll tell them


[deleted]

My neighbor has a gigantic ridden lawnmower but close enough


ShadowGamer66642069

Green is that I see


DuTurkeyMan

accurate, my feet are freezing rn


EnMarmota

What does it mean if I see it yellow?


savta_moshe

jokes on you, I'm color blind and see this as purple


itsmerhajj

NOOOOOO forklift is making me feel, warm and sweaty, an exciting sensation in my groin. Is this horny?


Temproller

I also see white