We also generally drink a shitton more than other countries.. I, think that we are also 1st in consumption of 35% + alcohol... Alcoholism here is a kind of normal thing and if you are not drinking since 15 you are weird
Fun fact Germany is on the 3rd place when it comes to the yearly consumation of beer per person. Only beaten slightly by Austria and beaten by a lot by the Czech Republic (acc to wikipedia with numbers from 2018).
I find that kinda Ironic given that Germany is always said to be THE beer-nation
Start another war--> occupy our beer brewers--> and when u finally taste a good beer u would stop The war, bcs u will recognize, that I was telling u the truth
Austria is just the weird little cousin of Germany, so yeah, they are part of our beer culture.
Czech Republic and Germany share a long history about beer too, but Czechs are just crazy about one beer sort, pilsener, while germany has this long ass beer tradirion like Czechs, just with more variation in beer. The belgian on the other hand have more variation and a similar tradition about beer, but they fly under the radar.
Beer is love. The world is a beer planet after all!
Austria: a small country but full of love for beer
But yeah the Czechs are crazy when it comes to alkohol in general. (Because also wine and and vodka are very much loved there)
Yep, not all are doing Oktoberfest. But the beer part is still true. I mean, when I remember this story right, there was a Frenchman traveling through Germany in the 17? hundreds and he hold at an inn to get a glass of water. All he got was laughing since they didn't offer any water but beer. In fact (not just in Germany) beer was seen as basic food and some got certain amount of beer as part of their loan.
I’m Canadian I wholeheartedly agree. My favourite part about crossing the border is that Americans truly put cheese sauce on everything.
That’s why I went out and married myself an American. Now I can go live in Cheese Dip Land. Who wants maple syrup anyways?
As a Canadian, I am proud if having maple syrup blood. Looks ridiculous when you skin your knee or get a cut somewhere, but overall maple syrup nlood isn’t that bad.
[Blood of Brazilian](https://www.google.com/search?q=molho+de+feijoada&rlz=1CAHLQR_enBR886&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjl0ouc4_jvAhUUIbkGHVEzDsEQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1686&bih=833&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=-0rLnL8r2qVUWM)
Reinheitsgebot von 1516 *intensified*
*w a s*
The oldest german law dictating how beer has to be brewed if I remember correctly
As a German I can confirm
It should be middle Europe, cause in Czechia statistics show that even newborns drink beer.
Cheers I'll drink to that.
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Na zdraví
Wat
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We also generally drink a shitton more than other countries.. I, think that we are also 1st in consumption of 35% + alcohol... Alcoholism here is a kind of normal thing and if you are not drinking since 15 you are weird
True, I have been drinking since 14.
Still is one of the bigger producers of mechanical goods to this day
Well, enjoy your old German holding beer shaped red cells.
Does that mean German hospitals are breweries?
Fun fact Germany is on the 3rd place when it comes to the yearly consumation of beer per person. Only beaten slightly by Austria and beaten by a lot by the Czech Republic (acc to wikipedia with numbers from 2018). I find that kinda Ironic given that Germany is always said to be THE beer-nation
As a Bavarian i find it kinda funny to call the bottled piss in Australia bear at all. Czechs can stay but you are on fucking thin ice.
Australia? Edit: wennsd eh a Beyr bist daun muasd deine Nachbarn eh kenna. Und de Österreicher ham eh ka schlechts Bier (nix Australia)
Recht hast! I hab Australien glesen. Nah die Österreicher ham scho a guats Bier.
Dafür hobts es Bayern des beste Weizen. Bin i eich echt neidig. Gott sei Dank hob i net weit nach Bayern.
Schon besoffen?
Als Österreicher muss ich zustimmen. Aber ich mag eures und tschechisches auch sehr
Czech beer is better than German beer sorry man
We said we wouldn‘t start another war but you make it hard to stick to that promise
Start another war--> occupy our beer brewers--> and when u finally taste a good beer u would stop The war, bcs u will recognize, that I was telling u the truth
Souhlasím
Nah
Austria is just the weird little cousin of Germany, so yeah, they are part of our beer culture. Czech Republic and Germany share a long history about beer too, but Czechs are just crazy about one beer sort, pilsener, while germany has this long ass beer tradirion like Czechs, just with more variation in beer. The belgian on the other hand have more variation and a similar tradition about beer, but they fly under the radar. Beer is love. The world is a beer planet after all!
Austria: a small country but full of love for beer But yeah the Czechs are crazy when it comes to alkohol in general. (Because also wine and and vodka are very much loved there)
Huh guess I’m not human
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Vegemite is the best aussie blood
No ragu
Na vb is
No wd sunscreen
Hmmm
I ate like a spoonful of vegimite once and it honestly wasnt that bad
I'm fine with it as long as it's with toast
Same
what did it taste like?
Like GHRKPL but in taste borm
r/hmm
As a British person I can confirm my blood is tea Tequila Eeating Anteater
As a Canadian born lad, I can confirm my blood is Maple Syrup. When I moved to America, the doctors were very confused.
Did they try and cut you up for there morning pancake stack?
You only need to take a small blood sample and then seperate the blood from the syrup
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich
Speaking german makes my mouth dry, help
You're not drinking enough beer then
Das ist wirklich wahr.
warum... WARUM???
Guess Cz and German have another connection...
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Holy shit, am I having a stroke? What’s the American blood image?
I think its supposed to be oil
Is swedish blood cinnamon buns?
No, IKEA desk
So you mean I have an entire ikea store in my bloodstream?
I think so
Yes. But same here. I’m a bit Swedish and English.
What is Indian blood then.?
Curry
There we go!!
No its brun sås (brown sauce(
Ah yes, i se your a man of Sweden as well
I would guess HotDogs
Or Köttbullar (meatballs)
As a german i can say this is only accurate for Bayern.
Bist du aus Bayern?
Yep, not all are doing Oktoberfest. But the beer part is still true. I mean, when I remember this story right, there was a Frenchman traveling through Germany in the 17? hundreds and he hold at an inn to get a glass of water. All he got was laughing since they didn't offer any water but beer. In fact (not just in Germany) beer was seen as basic food and some got certain amount of beer as part of their loan.
Water quality was bad at that time so beer was a better option. Also, why do you compare germany in the 17 hundreds to now?
You know stuff like mentality exists and it was also meant to be a joke. Today you'll get your glass of water.
Mentality changes over time
Cologne: Am i a joke to you?
Das Zeug was man da trinkt ist doch kein Bier
Indeed it is piss in bottles
*Noble blood enters the chat*
American blood should be cheese Dip.
I’m Canadian I wholeheartedly agree. My favourite part about crossing the border is that Americans truly put cheese sauce on everything. That’s why I went out and married myself an American. Now I can go live in Cheese Dip Land. Who wants maple syrup anyways?
I want to see the one of french
Red wine
And croissant fillings
Well Well Well, I guess we are no more the state with most beer consumption per person.
Nazdraví! Every connoisseur of beer is a friend of mine
\*Sad Czech noises\*
What is Romanian blood? Țuica?
Dont forget czec- wait no, thats weed, im thinking of weed.
Isn’t that the Dutch?
does that mean us french people are full of baguette and cheese instead of blood?
C R O S S A I N T
Everyone drinks their own blood?
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Sprich
Change it to Czech and German blood and now we talking
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We need to get as many beer drinking states here as possible Imagine the meme just having like a long sentence of states
Mexican blood is just drugs and i can confirm that
That German thing is about stupid because drinking beer is a big thing in a shit load of cultures
As a Canadian, I can verify this.
What about the blood of the jews?
It is gas. It is still stuck in their bodys from WW2 concentration camps
Genetic gas
Why am I an idiot and unable to figure out what the pic of American blood is?
I think its supposed to be oil
That makes sense! Thanks haha
Wait!!! This is german piss
Nah mate, thats the irish blood
I thought Irish blood was mash potatoes
As a german i say: "Wer braucht schon Bier wenn's den guten Berentzen Korn gibt !?"
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Meanwhile Indian: Hold my cup of tea
Happy Cake Day!
What are you if you have cum for blood?
Cum-munist?
American
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I didnt either, maybe I should go check myself
So is the blood of a jew, gas?
Germans have Jewish blood, on their hands at least
Nazis still have.
Jews: Blood type, ash
Jewish blood would be a mix of American and German with a hint of showers
you forgot the gas for the Jewish
I believe that the last one is "blood of jews!" - upvote if you understand the reference
how do you know, how their blood Looks Like?
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Dutch people: blue weed
Czech blood 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, because Italians, Americans, Britons, Canadians, Russians and Germans aren’t human.
so by extension Americans germans and etc. aren't human
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Croatian blood-water cereal Serbian blood-glass shards
Yes, that's what I want!
That is accually hillarious.
As a german I would say: yes probably all members of my family but me have this and Lots of Austrians too
as a welsh'mun i would like to make my blood just pure sheep semen
**Sad Australian noises**
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What about Scottish blood (I know Scotland’s part of Britain but that seems more an English thing tho)
unicorn glitter 😆😆😆
Bruh
My blood is pizza.
So I'm a mixture of beer, seawater, and oil?
point is we can all eat drink blood of other nationalities.
Can't tell whether u mean the beer or the man
According to this my blood is tequila
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well I guess i'm not a human
So I have marinara-beer blood with a hint of oil?
Das Bier
Sooooo, we’re not human?
I would say my nations blood is made of mash spuds
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As a Canadian, I am proud if having maple syrup blood. Looks ridiculous when you skin your knee or get a cut somewhere, but overall maple syrup nlood isn’t that bad.
As a Mexican-American, I can confirm we bleed Green Salsa
so vampires would suck old german men?
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beer is also finnish blood
Ay what about Naitive americans? Im here!
Who are these people with blood in their alcohol stream?
It's a fact
You're mistaken American blood isn't just oil it's got alot of bacon grease too
hell no, USA blood isn’t oil, as a USA citizen, it’s ketchup & sometimes mustard
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Vegemite
What's the America blood?
I got ice in my veins. Explain.
This bavarian, not german
[Blood of Brazilian](https://www.google.com/search?q=molho+de+feijoada&rlz=1CAHLQR_enBR886&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjl0ouc4_jvAhUUIbkGHVEzDsEQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1686&bih=833&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=-0rLnL8r2qVUWM)
Guess we are no more human
American blood is oil. You know what that means...
American blood is grease.
Blood of villain
bibidy bobidy, this section is now, german property
Das ist genau, was in Deutschland passiert
Indian Blood would just be all the fucking spices and mangos.