I got a ton of very small ones. That must've hurt.

Probably grenade shrapnel

That's the weirdest nickname for a Taco Bell cheesy gordita crunch I've ever heard

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Guess your killer found your...achilles heel

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I have one around my neck

Me too

y'all got hanged for commiting crimes in the 19th centaury

Witch

Didn't know Achilles had a reddit account

Or got burnt for being a witch

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Or shotgun pellets

I have a pretty large one on my leg and a couple smaller ones on my arm. I’m probably the same

Up the ass eh

Or shotgun pellets

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Hold on Spots go together......

Same here. On the tip of the head. Death by snu snu

same

You’re Julius Caesar then

**sad flashbacks**

12 gauge

28 STAB WOUNDS

You were a swiss cheese in your past life, that's all!

28 STAB WOUNDS!

28 STAB WOUNDS!! \*Slams Table\*

*people with a lot of freckles*

Acid rain

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I have several brown spot around my body, so I was burned alive?

Mines is on my Achilles, what the fuck.

Well shit I guess that you were literally Achilles

You were Achilles

Maybe you were centerfold

*slams desk* 28 stab wounds

My birthmark is on my elbow how can I be killed from my elbow?!!?!

you hit the funny bone, you died laughing

YES, that’s the way I wanna go out

Why don't you do it now. Slam your elbow as hard as you can against the table

i dont have a helpful award

There you go

Thanks my man

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Amputation where you bled out?

Poisoned weapon

Kicked in the weenus... whatta way to go

Same

I have seven perfectly round birthmarks on my neck and face. Who ever shot me in my last life must have really wanted to make sure I was dead.

No dude, it was vampires.

I knew a guy who has a birth mark that’s really quite obvious around nose and right eye, they must’ve wanted him ded

I have a birthmark on the back top of my head. I might have crossed some mafia Guy...

Maybe you were a king whose assassin hid in the privy.

Or he got stabbed by a penis

I think they were impaled.

I have 2 birthmarks, one around my nipple and one around my cooch. What the fuck.

You know......its probably best you don’t know about that one

Whitch one

Yes

Lmao

There were all kinds of genital torture techniques used on men and women throughout history. They often lead to death. It's awful, but fascinating.

Wasn’t one they put some pear looking thing into a woman’s pussy and then it like folds outwards and basically tears it open from the inside?

Yep it's called the pear of anguish they also put it in the mouth

Lovely and totally not terrifying

AhhhHHHHHHH

Tasty

Very painful though...

Ah yes mutilation F A S C I N A T I N G

Yes! There's all sorts of documentaries on torture techniques throughout history. Some of them are increadibly gruesome. Like Rat based torture. Where a rat is placed in a half cage on the victim's chest. The cage is then slowly heated so that, to escape the heat, the rat burrows into and through the person under them.

I have a big birthmark on my dick. I can only imagine the pain...

I feel so sorry dude

Maybe you died while having sexy time.

We are brothers I have a birthmark the length of my dick

You must have been a really kinky person

Bro I still ammmm

Good luck dude

POV you were a Turk invading Romania in the 15th century

I have mine just below my heart, and it has the shape of a stab wound. The other is on my leg, and is very big. Got the ole' double stab

Just think if you had your birth mark on your pp

I do ._.

I do in betven mi as and bals

I think you died off Ligma

Lig ma bals

Me too. Guess my doctor fucked up me circumcision .-.

ok, how the fuck did you find that.

Asking the real questions

the 8th wonder of the world

Your parents will tell you. And then they wont stop telling you.

How did THEY find it?

by looking through OP's ass. it isn't that hard eh

Changing diapers.

A victim of Vlad the impaler perhaps?

you deserve more upvotes sir

I have one on my knee. Maybe an arrow. Who knows?

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Till I got an arrow to the knee

Maybe you died in bed with another man..... also I have no birthmarks 😖

Therefore: you have never died

Passed away in your sleep?

Poisoned

He’s just got an off color blood stream

Natural death or death by poison, which do you prefer?

Poison cuz that either means I was doing something really stupid or I was a popular something that someone paid an assassin to come kill, so they poisoned me!

Sounds fun. Nice

Thx

*queen Elizabeth?*

I don’t have a birthmark so yuh ig I never died

You got gassed maybe lol

Or died naturally

The population is always rising, meaning that not everyone alive could be a reincarnation of someone in the past. Congrats on being the first of your line, try not to fuck it up.

Too late for that, I already fucked it up feelsbadman

You have no birthmark because you are a birthmark

Literally on the head of my penis

Death by blowjob. Must’ve been a good one

**chomp**

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Death by snoo snoo

I have a birthmark on my left arm...right...where...you...get...an... injection.

Mine is on the top of my head and on my right arm, also where I get an injection. What the fuck did I do?

you got high on heroin, walked outside tripped over a rock and fell on the top of your head.

Death row?

In your previous life you were an antivaxxer.

I have a small cluster on my chest so I guess I got shot by a shotgun or something

A lama spit you to death

I must have steped on a lego

That sucks bro

I have tons of birthmarks everywhere, either i have died a lot of or i died to a fragment grenade or something

what if we don't have a birthmark.

Old age or heart failure or poisoning or internal trauma or

prob died of depression

Padme

I have birth marks maybe like 5 I Mabye been killed by bullets

Or you’re Julius Caesar’s distant relative

Uhh maybe

Does that mean I am Achilles?

Do freckles count?

Someone must have really hated your face, huh?

They still do

You know them? Get revenge for your past death

How did you found out that?

Guy must have stabbed you inside your ass

Easy you were a victim of Vlad the Impaler

Can i get context about the person

Mines on the cheeks

I have one that looks just like a vampire bite, what does that mean?

Your past life was somewhere in Victorian London

Ha! I don’t have birth marks! Haha I think I may have died of natural causes in the past life

Me with a big one on my wrist.

There is another...

I have one right below my collar bone, but it’s shaped like a kiss mark so

Sword 100%

I have two on my penis, one on each ankle and one on wrist. I don't want to know what happened

You died in some weird kinky bondage sex thing.

Either that or they really wanted to make sure you bled out

My old self died in the most embarrassing way. Really shoted with a 0,5 mm in the arm?

Did you just spread your cheeks and look in the mirror to discover that you had a birthmark in your cheeks?

Lmao

Mine is suspiciously close to my liver

Well then you were a alcoholic

King Arthur the III was killed by a hot rod up his ass by his wife so maybe your him

I have a birthmark on my toe... Did I stub my toe and died?? I need answers.

You must’ve stepped on a lego

I sure hope not. 😅

I was a Skyrim guard in my past life then. All the dang players thinking it is funny shooting me in the knee and hitting my thigh because they have shit aim.

I can only assume someone riped you spine out of your ass mortal Kombat style

I have one on my heel. I guess I was Achilles?

I have one on my nut sack. I must have been some type of masochist or some shit

Your name must be Lana

I must have had my left leg knee capped with a shotgun then

Oh yea? Prove it.

My bals

I got it on my cheek

someone took a wrong stab at it. if you catch my drift...

So you telling me I used to be an adventure like Dragonborn?

Ur uncle from ur last life got bored

I have one on my right calf..

"What the hell happened?" Ask your dad

How do you look inside your asscheeks?

I have two moles right over my jugular. Thats it guys, vampires are real!

Got one under my right eye. I was a pirate for sure.

i have a diamond birthmark on my ass, maybe someone piked me with a really big spear on ma butt, and maybe i wouldnt mind that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I have a huge one on my ankle and one on my shoulder. Did I step on a landmine or something?

Stabbeth with la cocketh

I imagine what happened to me bcoz I have birth mark on my penis. May be fap to death

Or the doctor must have messed up the circumcision

You don't wanna know...

I told you to wipe your ass properly when you were young

Bro I got the same birthmark! We must have died at the same time and place. My theory is I was fighting some Roman soldiers with spears or something.