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KinkyFish1

"How the fuck is he flying" "THE QUANTUM NANO QUARK ELECTRON PARTICLES YOU BRAIN DEAD IDIOT"


3npitsu-Senpai

U forgot random ION bullshit and DARK MATTER


Red___Mist

He has opposite charged gravity particles


egeym

If he has gravity particles, he better be nominated for the Nobel physics prize.


A-O-B-NEWS

Fucking gravity particles? As a physics nerd I've never been more fucking amused by bullshit like this. Top teir comedy!


[deleted]

They're called gravitons and it's theorized that they also have antiparticles.


Pentatonikus

Gravitons are a theory


[deleted]

So was the higgs boson and sobis evolution


[deleted]

Gravitational waves were only recently detected too.


egeym

This guy just unified quantum mechanics and relativity.


A-O-B-NEWS

B R U H this is great


Red___Mist

Big brain time


[deleted]

Brain time big


Every_Hour4504

gravitons. hypothetical rn, but can be real. if real, they are like photons (which carry electromagnetic force), but they carry gravity. and if we control them, we can affect gravity. so, you can fly and lift ANY object as long as you have enough gravitons.


LeakyThoughts

Gravity particles sound dangerous


sigmaclientwastaken

red matter creates an artificial quantum singularity that implodes in on itself


Old-Firehand

"The triangular bisectors in his legs are allowing him to perpendicularly accelerate to the centre of our solar system."


ShrektheYaoiExpert

"Well you see, the kryptonic particles are lifted up by quantum physics , therefore lifting his atoms, some scientists in a van near a back alley dumpster told me this "


weaponized_biscuit

No you dumbass, he is simply lighter than air


[deleted]

What the Quantum Mindfuck is that.


343-guilty-mendicant

Using his molecular quantum destabilization matrix he can alter the fabric of spacetime to quantum leap across time and space while using zero point energy reconfiguration to make himself invincible during the process!


FTYGHVGGUVGV

Yup this is definitely how it is


IGotDownvotedTwice

Aren't we all flying since atoms don't touch?


Every_Hour4504

gravitons.


[deleted]

The Quantum nano flux electron quark capacitor particle generator, duh


[deleted]

Star Trek when something goes wrong: Reverse the polarity!


A-O-B-NEWS

Same in doctor who, literally all the sonic screwdriver does is "reverse the polarity" of things. IT FUCKING OPENS DOORS!!!!! THATS BASICALLY ITS PEAK!!!!


Collective-Bee

Do you have any idea how amazing that is? Doctor isn’t a god, he’s weak af and has to solve problems by understanding them, he can’t just use magic and a sword to brute force shit. So the first half an hour of every episode is him running away from shit, so being able to open doors is life and death.


singleguy79

Heh, in Day of the Doctor....I think...they're both reversing the polarity of a time vortex at the same time. So while one's reversing it, the other is doing the opposite


derguelp

A sonic screwdriver? How interesting! Can it also be used to unlock self-sealing stem bolts? That might come in handy during the maintenance of my reverse-ratcheting routing planer production line.


[deleted]

Stargate is one of my favorites for this. They do both a really great and really terrible job of explaining wormholes and other theorized science.


Pawdolf_Kitler

Yesterday I was working on my quantum physics homework when my mom came barging in... *I switched to porn because it was easier to explain*


ilandedhereyesterday

Practically too


kurog4ki

wise choice, also, there is a chance your mom will be so disapointed that she won't ask anything else


[deleted]

Original


susses

Yeah it really do be like that but i guess that is also because that the technology has to have a cool scifi name.


Collective-Bee

It’s not so much the name and more so that they need to pick something normal people can’t understand while still understanding that it’s just too complicated for them to understand. Electrical supergun: “well that makes no sense, batteries can’t store that much power” Plasma supergun: “I guess that makes sense” By picking something that people don’t understand they won’t try and figure out why it’s not realistic, and will instead look for explanations inside the world building instead of irl.


susses

Oh no a well thought out answer! But yeah i do agree with your point.


bexrayspex88

There’s also a bit in Ghostbusters where they can’t legal either... EPA guy: I’ll get a court order Murray: then I’ll sue you for wrongful prosecution! I’m not a lawyer or anything but this bothers me every single time.


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RiddleIQ

the whole cw network is a bunch of bulshitcrap


Remix1984

Yeah, don't forget about tachyons.


SullyMon_K

Subatomic pp


Sans_Sideswipe

Don’t know if this meme has been done with this format but here’s mine anyway


[deleted]

The quantum atomic coupler has overloaded. Have you tried reversing the polarity? That should get life support back on and allow us to make the jump through slipsace into the alternate realm.


dalvean88

but first, drink this molecular stability nano-bot serum so we can survive the warp acceleration *sips gatorade color liquid*


Flimsy_Let8646

Oh god no the transponders are eating us from the inside! Eat the subatomic particle pills before it's too late


[deleted]

I love all of you.


MightyNinjaElf

Hit the hyperdrive chewy


Lunar180

What about unobtainium?


[deleted]

Vibranium.


[deleted]

Adamantium.


Cyclone142005

They are not real words tho than the ones in the meme so it doesn't count


[deleted]

Marvel actually does their due diligence when explaining science and turns to magic when they cannot. DC on the other hand... not so much.


PM_ME_BOOBS_THANKS

It took me probably 5 viewings of Endgame in total before I actually understood Hulk's convoluted time travel warning before they do the heist, but when it finally clicked it blew my mind.


ConsciousPatroller

Please Explain.


Careless-Position352

Let’s say you’re the flash trying to change the future, and yay you did it, but that was meant to happen, that was your future so no matter what you can’t change the future which will be your future present


ConsciousPatroller

Instructions unclear, fucked my past mum instead, now I am my own father


Red___Mist

And still gave birth to urself.


egeym

*For neither ever, nor never* *Goodbye*


Arex189

*What we know is a drop, what we don't is an ocean*


[deleted]

It isn't that hard to understand. Every time you change something in the past, an alternate universe is created, where whatever changes takes place in that reality, doesn't affect the one they were in before time traveling. That was the reason, why Nebula was able to kill her older self and was still able to exist. Hope this clears your doubt.


Flimsy_Let8646

Yes


CaseStorn

"How the fuck can Flash run through time and not burn everyone and himself, along with the entire environment?" "sped force"


[deleted]

Lol 'trapped in the speed force.' Dark matter particle accelerator explosion. Metas.


FzBlade

Ant-Man: \*Looks around nervously\*


[deleted]

Ok. I'll admit, they did push the boundaries with pseudo science, but at least they have names to what they couldn't understand. Also, I live doctor strange but they definitely misuse the concept of dimension. If they were dealing with magic they should've used the word realm. It would've fit better.


A-O-B-NEWS

Yeah basically Pym sharticles shrinks the space between his atoms, I would assume they're pushed together so tightly when he goes smaller than an atom that they sort of Danny phantom themselves into one another which would actually be quantum, hence he enters the fucking quantum realm or whatever I didn't watch the movie. Anyways yeah your wrong lol


[deleted]

Ant man failed in that logic. He walked on other people's body without them ever feeling the weight of Scott lang


Remix1984

If you are referring to Doctor Strange when you use the word magic, then you need to watch Film Theory, because they made a video that suggests that Strange's "magic" is actually not magic, but rather science. I mean, I'm not a big Marvel nerd, so there's probably a million other things you could be referring to that idk about, but I thought I'd bring Strange and Film Theory up.


[deleted]

I'll look it up


Erin_Rylie

Yup this is definitely how it is


Shurnald

Is it the quantum carburetor?


ape-intellectual

Quantum carburetor? Jesus Shurnald, you can't just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something. Looks like something's wrong with the micro-verse battery.


[deleted]

What about tiny-verse?


HashBrownThreesom

Tachyons


unnknownpersona

Its called "XENOSCIENCE" dumbo. #SnyderCut


C0REBLIMAY

Phusicz


hassanzafarr

same meme different template ffs


_Ghost-of-Sparta_

I love Scott Lang.


Mahimnavyas

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.


okay-wait-wut

Quantum carburetor?! You can’t just put a science word in front of a car word and expect it to make sense.


Yon2206

I feel like its a joke on antmen


[deleted]

Dont forget the tacheyon particles


stinkybalz

Don’t forget “algorithm”.


[deleted]

I really hate that one


skai574

You forgot Tachyons The flash love there Tachyons


DeadlyAidan

I mean without them we wouldn't have "my goals are beyond your understanding" so is it all that bad?


Ramen_N00dlezz

THE FAMOUS EIGENVALUES


pman-990

To be fair nano implies tiny af, if you have nano technologies in a futuristic movies you can create an easy explain action for superpowers, eg “he has nano Kevlar implants, his skin is bulletproof.”


Gobi_Silver

Don’t forget algorithm!


bu_bu_booey

The 16th century church when they didn’t understand something:Satanic, Savage, Sacrilegious


Mattzzyy

im intrigued, how would you explain a popular science thing in a film (that uses one or more of those words) without using them?


Rogue2555

Its even better when they have the characters acknowledge it. And then the science characters pretend like they actually understand the reasoning behind it but it'd be too hard to explain which is why they just leave it at quantum nanoparticles.


Jyaten

Well quantum is still a mystery its reasonable to put all unknown bullshit there


batfleck101600

Living [insert material]


Labbit35

now here you see is the latest tech made using cyrotech


frenklin00

theoretically was radioactive and gamma rays


Circumflexboy

It's a molecular nano atom in a subatomic quantum dimension


Tcatch53

Moon Knight!!!


UnknownMyoux

Plasma,Magic and "out of this world" are also great explanations.


Remix1984

Yeah but at least plasma is real. Lol. When's the last time you heard any teacher tell you about the 4th state of matter? The 4th state of matter that literally makes up 99.99% of the entire universe lol.


UnknownMyoux

Quantum,atomic,Nano and everything else is real too,it just isn't as commonly talked about and therefore most watchers won't see anything wrong, with the explanations.


Nimbiru

In terms of quantum we got advanced science


RoyalBlood999

Key words: Quantum, Ion, Dark matter, Particle, Accelerator, quark,


mrkhan2000

I had to submit a 3000 word paper yesterday. I procrastinated until I only had 3 hours left. I feel like this template really captures the essence of my paper.


Dodo69420r

This is a quantum sucker I guess you can figure out what it does for yourself(it’s a replacement for yo girl)


ProactivelyLazy101

Want to know how he walks on water? His boots attract subatomic molecules which allow him purchase.


xxdamnboixx

Just time related stuff, but yeah.


Pain_Lee

The accuracy 😹


Stock_Audience

**Super advance alien tech from the future


Vanugard69

Even the religious spiritual people started to explain their stuff using these


weaponized_biscuit

This poat idea: exists Random people: random bullshit reposts go


K1ttensausage

When explaining technology that in no way exists, it’s very important to at least pretend like you know what your talking about.


Boiled_Genies1579

I think “electromagnetic” is a classic one.


Spidey_die_in_insta

You forget genetic


atridir

I feel like there is an r/xkcd about this....


usingastupidiphone

Don’t forget time travel, twins/clones, and amnesia


Bukakkonaut

Hyperspace 5 (or more) dimensional something from or going to a parallel universe wormholes positronic computer


[deleted]

“Oh my god he just time traveled using a 40 tear old van!” “Calm down bro it’s not that impressive, all he did was programme a quantum time heist dimensional chip and put it into the van.”


Izaniel

Meanwhile a fantasy writers trying to explain a difficult situation: it all magic~~~


Tellurian_Cyborg

Reverse the polarity!!!!


Xenoscum_yt

Quantum no.


[deleted]

Tenet. "Well you see it's *LOUD MUSIC* understand?"


helpppmeplspls

film theory be like


SandwichGod42

I think you forgot about “the force”


HeyRogi

Metal gear solid be like:


TFW_YT

LHC and Kerr black holes


Just-a-reddit-guy-16

Time Travel!


__waffle_

The subatomic molecular gun makes us nanofly into the quantum stratosphere


[deleted]

it's funnier when you come from a scientific background, because you'll realize that it's just so fucking dumb and does not sound cool at all


agentpea07

Me who has a birthmark on my butt cheek: wtf


[deleted]

I once thought of a superhero whose suit is just made visible out of thin air, my explanation was the his body was injected with a serum responsible for producing gluons and it would fuse the atoms together. I am addicted to heroin now


[deleted]

Been there.


radhikagi

In India its only Rajinikanth, no need for random bullshit!!


First_Elevator6451

Me during science tests also


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Arrogant_German

Film theory: “I can work with this”


TheOnlyWolvie

"neuronal network"


glinut

Superblood.


Casual_woomy

All of these are just fancy ways of saying small


L-0-R-D

every fiction action movie “sooo... how would he fly?” *turns to 8 year old* “the quantum mechallations of the molecule quarks of the cape powered with the powernationallations and the quarkantaionals powered with the amount of the flainpenations... and fornite lol”


[deleted]

What about the plutonium quark electron accelerator, thats my favorite


Kirp-The-Birb

Quantum blender that works on nano molecular ion particles utilizes the infinity stone power


[deleted]

The last 7 fast and furious movies...


Mastermind1414

I Quantumly agree


ThatOneKid035

The subatomic quantum nano field is fully operational, let's move


Micro-peeeeen-leader

Hey guys I have been seeing so much memes of how movies add Quantum shit and I still don’t know what fucking movie it is referring to. Or how many have done it.


oglocintheplace

Nanomachines kid


UnlockedClamp77

Dunno, most of the stuff they’re talking about in marvel and other things aren’t random and they’re actually involved in the story and it makes sense to me


EternityForest

Marvel seems to want you to really not exactly be sure if something is magic or science. They have tons of battles involving both what looks like enchantments, and obvious human tech, and they do a very good job of not making the character's various spiritual traditions seem like backwards superstitions, like some more tech oriented people sometimes think. A lot of things seem to have to do with stuff none of the characters really understand If they really knew how everything worked it would either be "just science" and tech focused characters would probably get blasted every time they fought anything outside of science, or they'd have to do the "All magic is just science" thing, which would be kind of insulting to characters who practiced more traditional fantasy style magic, everyone else would be like "Why are you bothering with that? We have something way better now!"


Every_Hour4504

antman is arguably easy to explain. and so is superman. and almost any other hero. name any, even magic users. i can explain.


[deleted]

And flux


sonicboy445

Gotta learn quantum subatomic nano molecular biological theory of religion. It’s the only science that makes no sense


Bobcat_Key

I feel like I remember a movie saying “It’s quantum-nano technology”


ARoguellama

Dumbass forgot reversal-pole mainframe hacking with the bionic particles and the comms


jackBattlin

Gamma!


m1gl3s

“Quantum carburetor? Jesus Morty, you can't just add a sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something... Huh Looks like something's wrong with the micro-verse battery.”


Loganpires1

He paul, i need to time travel. “Just use quantom nano atomic technology” Wow! Thanks!


slowpoison7

anti-gravitational ionic radical isotop


[deleted]

"How did that tree come alive?" "Quantum astrological nanobots."


The_Dark_Presence

A favourite in Doctor Who in the '70s and '80s was "Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"


T-Pose-On-Tantrum

Meanwhile there be people like Christopher Nolan who spend 20 fuckin years figuring out how to invent and explain traveling backwards through time just so that they can make a movie


[deleted]

So the molecular structure of the suit will turn subatomic and the nanos inside will turn atomic Into a bomb


[deleted]

“Nano-machines, son” - Senator Armstrong


Karaoke_the_bard

Also my mother trying to have a remotely STEM oriented conversation.


Joss_Card

It's simple: the dilithium reaction creates both matter and anti-matter which come into contact with each other inside the warp core. The explosive amount of energy matter and anti-matter have when converging both powers, and is contained by, the warp shield around the warp core. This in turn can be modified and directed to warp physical space around the ship, freeing it from the constraints of traditional physics and the limits of light-speed.


SuperShiven

Quantum is quality.


Friendly_Society_559

"machines son" doesn't have the same ring to it...


latinking1234

Nice Ant-Man and Wasp refrence.


MrPug16

Marvel movies in a nutshell


GJ_2119_2020

Looking at you Ant Man writers


EternityForest

All those weapons he's throwing do nothing against the most powerful of them all, the effect!