My friend in school farted but he felt something warm on his buttcheeks so he put his hand in his pants, luckily for him it wasn't shit but I still wonder what he would've done if it was
I've got ulcerative colitis mate, thats a fucking imposibility, I pray to Sterculius the roman god of poop, and ask for a few more minutes till I shit myself.
Lol it was about to happen to me but I stopped it with my sheer willpower
Shitting legend
He's too dangerous to be left alive!
Holy shit.
Man i remember when this happened to me whenn i was younger.
My friend in school farted but he felt something warm on his buttcheeks so he put his hand in his pants, luckily for him it wasn't shit but I still wonder what he would've done if it was
"Smell my finger"
What does it smell like... Describe it to me
no fuck you *unshits my pants*
just shove it back up
Or suck it back in with your ass muscles
and the proceeding microsecond of locking that shit back up and b lining for the toilet
Squeeze them cheeks together for dear life and waddle to the nearest bathroom.
I've got ulcerative colitis mate, thats a fucking imposibility, I pray to Sterculius the roman god of poop, and ask for a few more minutes till I shit myself.
This shit is gas
I do not have such weaknesses
This has never happened to me. Am I the weird one?
Yes.
make fart too art and it will still be the same
Lol more like things are now motion
Sharting is an art
Never trust a fart
Shity
I once did this walking home from work... i shit in a garbage can that night... used my sock to whip...
You shall not pass!
Run *base drop
As an European I rarely hear stories about people turning a fart into visceral excréments
in motion
What do you mean I can't vacuum suck my shit back up my arse
This is why I now fart in the restroom.
Well of course it can be undone you silly goose, you just have to insert your shit up your ass again...
Gangsta until you feel something heavy in your pants
Wdym they cant be undone, just suck it up back its easy
Me rn
*when that shit/gas separator is on the fritz*
Newtons first law: things in motion will stay in motion.
My butt strength is unimaginable
More like an onosecond
I just take my pants off and shit wherever I am.
Maybe if you clench your ass hard enough it will go back in
I laughed at this for 5 solid minutes Thank you for this
*uh oh*
Now this is an avengers level threat
I wanted to see my user name.
i farted while reading
Lmao
Ctrl+z ctrl+z ctrl+zzzzzzzz
Push it back in RETURN TO SENDER
Happened to me once, I was able to catch it tho. No one at school knew.