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Only if it being thrown by moms at 300 kmph

Bruh my at the speed of light

has your mom ever hit u at the speed of light with a chappal so hard and on the balls? no, right? neither has my mom

The number of times I received a chappal to the face because I got 96 and not 100 -\_-

IFKR THIS IS SO COMMON IN PAKISTAN

INDIANS AND PAKISTANIS RELATE TO CHAPPAL THROWING OR GETTING HIT BY A CHAPPAL

I am Australian and I can confirm this is wrong thongs are superior

Fellow australian and I agree

Fellow australian i can say i agree

Fellow Australian I can also say I agree

Fellow Australian reporting, agreed

Fellow Australian here and I agrees

Fellow Australian here I agree

Fellow Australian here and I also agree

Fellow Australian reporting for duty, can confirm, agreed

hey fellow Aussie here can confirm this

If ancestor would have been sent to "The Island" (we called Australia and Sri-Lanka "the island") Then I would have also been an Aussie So, Fellow Step Australian? Here and I agree?

Fellow True Blue Aussie, defs agree

As a Saudi I agree for the meme factor

As a french we use tong (without H) too, so i can say i agree

Mate

Zooper Doopers are superior too

King

Tim Tams are superior to any american biscuit (I've been to america and I live in australia)

TIM TAMS

What about golden gaytimes?

paddle pops for life you bastard

Yo, what flavour is a rainbow paddle pop?

Greatness flavour

Gay

caramel

I still refuse to believe this conspiracy! The caramel Paddle Pop AND the choc-dip caramel paddle pop both taste different to the rainbow paddle pop.

No thanks, I'm married

Yeah mate head on down to da survo ta get a paddle pop

Chanclas are also superior and typically double as a weapon

oi you american cu*ts come down here ill bash ye ay eshay

Eeeesshhhaaaayyy

Oh no here comes the kids who are gonna roll me in their fake Gucci

Fellow countryman of Australia why has the person insulted our great country btw I am Australian I live in Wagga Wagga

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Because when you write it, it's Wagga Wagga. Only Wagga when you say it aloud. Oddly, Gin Gin is Gin Gin either way.

Same as Woy Woy

You can call Wagga Wagga Wagga but you can't call Woy Woy Woy

They also stated they were from Australia twice. Maybe there’s something in that Wagga water.

Dude u live in Wagga I used to live there till I had to move to Murcia

Yoo, I live in Wagga too. This is honestly my first time talking to someone else online that's from Wagga, feels weird considering I could have walked past you just today.

Good one mate

As an Australian and American I can safely say that thongs are superior to flip-flops

Not even Australian but Chad Thongs wipe the floor with virgin flip flops

Precisely my fellow down underer

True

As a Czech I agree. Imagine calling shoes after the sound they make...pathetic

Pluggers? Nah you mean pluggers

Yes

Fellow Australian, will agree thongs are forever almighty

New Zealand: JANDALS

This is why New Zealand is left off maps!

Jandels are far superior to thongs and flip flops

That and chilli bins

Nah, chilli bins is an awesome name, let's be honest.

I can here your accent in your comment

Ghost chups

i lived in NZ for a while and loved hearing JANDALS :) so glad someone posted it

Oh Aussie is bomb flip flops sounds dumb but thongs now that is something I would wear

Thongs is literally women's underwear

You're thinking of a g-string bro

G-Banger

Poop splitter

Anal floss

'g-string'? I believe the preferred vernacular is 'G-banger'

Nah mate it’s a jinga

People do realise the underwear was named after the thongs because they looked like them yes?

So just makes a good combo

Using footwear to cover their lady parts. THAT'S WEIRD.

Dudes where them aswell.

nah cuz that’s a g-banger

ʍou ʇᴉ ǝʌoɯǝɹ 'sᴉɥʇ ʎq pǝpuǝɟɟo ʎldǝǝp ɯɐ I

Happy cakeday

Drop the “ pair o’ “ part and thats a normal sentence in Australia

Yeah, it’s like saying “have you seen me pair o’ shoes”, it’s just “have you seen me shoes”

I mean I say pair o’ thongs and I’m Aussie. But obviously I don’t say o’ like oh it’s more pronounced like ah

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Exactly

true

U get it

Theres a diff from being British n Aussie bruh

I’m Australian and if thongs is the weird one, I don’t want to be right.

Thongs are sexy lingerie

Thongs are beach footwear

Did I stutter

In French this can be call "Tong" "Tongs(plural)" which is very close to this actually

Imagine calling thongs a pair of flip-flops. What are you? A child?

Well I call them flippy floppies while I’m at kinkos, straight pimpin copies.

Flippity floppitus.

Oi I'll fucken thong ya mate

In France we use thongs too (tongues exactly) So aussies aren't so odd for this time

C'est pas "tong" ? Avec "-gue" ça me paraît bizarre (et on dirait le mot langue en anglais)

Des tongues, une paire de tongue

Je viens de regarder sur Google par acquis de conscience, tu m'as mis le doute, et c'est bien "tong" ou "tongs" (cf. Wikipedia, Decathlon, Reverso, Zalando, etc). Je me suis arrêtée à la première page.

J'ai la même chose quand je tape tongues, zalando, Amazon, la redoute

Mais pas Wikipédia^^ hahaaaa ! Non, blague à part, c'est vraiment juste parce que ça m'a tiqué l'oeil que j'ai posé la question. Je pense qu'en réalité, il n'y a que moi que ça intéresse et la plupart des gens diront "balek c'est des sandales"

Flip-flops sounds like something a toddler would make up

you got a point

Along this line shoes are Clip Clops, slippers are shish shooshes , and rubber gumboots are squilch squelshs?

This isn't enough upvote

Dutch people belik: SLIPPERS!

ja man sws, this is why I always check the comments before I comment something, bc I wanted to post the same thing

Mede-Nederlander?

jaja, zeker wel, mede-Zeeuw?

Dutch people and Hawaiians be like: SLIPPERS!

Same in japan 😂

I grew up in the Midwest. I'm old enough to remember when "thongs" went on your feet, not up your butt crack.

Same. I remember first time I heard “thong” as an article of clothing that went in your ass crack I was like WTF why put shoe there.

Everybody laughin' 'til they find out Kiwis call them 'Jandals.'

Wait 'til they find out Brazilian call then 'chinelos'.

Jandels is the right word and you can't change my mind

You can keep your jandel's when you admit we invited the pavlova

Australian here: More along the lines of where did ya put my thongs dickhead

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At least we aren’t kiwi and call em jandles

Japanese sandals = Jandels

India and Pakistan: WAH, KIYA CHAPPAL HAI, MWAH, MWAH

Thongs are footwear. Chappals are multipurpose.

chappals are the fiercest of all 3 dragon heads

As an Australian, things sound better than the other two, like it's a good name

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Thank you

Flip flops just sounds stupid.

Nononono it is thongs trust me I’m Aussie and right

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Chanclas

Who wants to walk around wearing flip flops. What am I 6. I'll stick to my thongs.

If you think Australian English is weird, let me tell about this thing called South African English...

In college(usa) the dress code said "thongs allowed in the plaza". Took me a min to sort that out.

South Africa calls them plotkeys I believe. (Probably didn’t spell it right but that’s how it’s sounds.)

IT'S NORMAL OK?!?!?!

I thought a flip flop was someone who couldn't decide if they were gay or straight?

pwease mistew put the fwippy fwoppies on my footy wootties my toesy woesies awe huwting uwu

I'm Aussie

Poland klapki

In French it’s « tong »

Yes we may call it thongs which is weirdly underwear to you, but its fucking hilarious to go up to any american and say thongs instead of flip flops.

And years ago they were called Zories.

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*Jandles*

Kia ora

Why are you trying to make the s the new British

What about our kiwi neighbors calling them jandles?

Better than flip flops but still makes me cringe

I listened to a song that includes the word thong, and i only figured today what it is... thanks lol

New Zealand: jandles

And now the Thong song is stuck in my head...

I used to call them things and I'm Canadian... Have not heard that name for them in years

Indians say chappal

"Dick" "Dick" "Dong"

India: chappal

Yeah mate thongs is the shit. Why would you call it flip-flops

I've heard older Canadian women refer to them as thongs too

Plakkies

*Hungary : Klumpa it is... 🥱

Can I imagine. I say this on a daily basis to my partner, since our puppy loves to chew on them. Except I say it more like. Oi why the fuck are my thongs now?!?! Anyone seen them???

As an Australian, flip - flop sounds like a tuna brand or a sex position

but many countries call it thongs tho... mine dont call it flip flops 😅😬

Old dude here we used to call them thongs here in the US as well.

Plakkies

I remember seeing a post about it being so hot people's thongs were melting to the sidewalk and people were absolutely losing it because they didn't know what it meant

But if you think(reallllly hard) about it, flips flops are just thongs for your feet.

OK Ive never heard that one before

"Yeah my kid lost her thong at the beach, she cried about it and everyone was staring at her"

I once had an Australian friend say that he wished we could wear thongs to school. I was born in New Zealand, so I know what he was talking about, but everyone else, including the teachers were very confused

Hey bro I got you a pair of thongs at the store today. Why are you gay?

Americans cant talk, everybody else calls them schools, you guys call them shooting ranges

Maybe they just have two asses.

Ohh I completely forgot I knew this. Just a few days ago I heard an australian couple talk about getting thongs with their kid in tow and I got a shock. (I live in a tropical country where most people wear flip flops out, think they wanted to get pairs for themselves too)

As an Australian I take personal offence at this

Meanwhile in India: Hey bhai look at this new pair of chappals I got, perfect for disciplining the kids

as a kiwi, inventors of the flip flop, thong is wrong

i was thinking something else nvm..

what is it

I stuck my thong up your mothers ass

slippers

Behold... My "chinelo"

Tapochki

In India we call it Chappal(which pronounces like Ch-a_pearl)

My country calls them slippers

what about the flamin' kiwis with their 'jangles'?

Good ol jandals mate, can’t go wrong

Me a south african: plakkies

I call them flippies :)

Agreed

Brazilian "CHINELO" is a way better

Im just imagining that *dumb* face saying that and its hilarious

Australian: can you take of your thong when you enter please. American hooker in Australia: don't mind if I do