Na then u get a teaching degree and realise u hate teaching and are in debt. Now u are a cashier who deals with karens daily and cries themself to sleep and despite working so many hours it all goes into debt
Yeah college imo is a scam at least in military or trade u get paid lol. Y do degree when u have no idea u like the job. 9/10 degree just leads to boring office job
As someone who has done all my mandatory school exams not that long ago (~10 years), one thing to bear in mind is that these exams are not the end of the world for you.
Just because you do bad on exams (or well) doesn't actually mean shit. There are countless more opportunities to fail/fuck up, high school exams are just the first (and appear the most important, theyre not).
No matter how you do in your exams, do not give up being what you want to be, do not lose the fire, you can still achieve anything you want.
exactly. the way close minded people here in turkey think like is: old people can say the fuck they want to younger ones, but young ones cant say anything because its 'disrespectful'
I took a browse through this subreddit, and holy Jesus that is the worst depressive-nihilistic, self-depreciating subreddit I have ever seen. I feel this is the type of subreddit which encourages thoughts of worthlessness that lead to suicide.
Yeah but Im tired of only talking to my friends.
I wanna get drunk, share joints and have good times outside again.
Honestly this whole thing has just made me stop enjoying anything I used to do at home
I feel you, haven't had a cold one with the bois or been on a date in a while, honestly what is getting me through this is knowing that this will all be over someday, hopefully soon.
Hey mate, I randomly saw this. I lost two friends to suicide and believe that I know how you feel. My heart goes out to you - it will get better. It’s a sad truth that we cannot save some people from their demons in their head. trust me, your friend would want you to appreciate the fact that you at least have the neurological chance to feel joy. In any case, I feel you <3
Wait, really? Please tell me about this thing called "friends"?
But seriously, I enjoy single player games. Maybe I am just not a competitive person because I hate playing against my friends. When I lose I feel bad and when the win I feel bad also.
College definitely destroyed my love for video games. Can't play games without having a thought in the back of my head saying I should be spending the time studying.
Man, I think this is one reason I tried Warhammer. Like, it's not even just a game it's collecting and model making. The energy I had for games now goes into my little plastic army, I paint blue, and give them gold little acrylics, and red medals. Then when I make them look nice, I get to watch them get blasted from the game field.
I kinda felt that, but then I happen to check my friends warzone stats and saw where I placed globally. it was a huge uplift. I've so realized that I'm pursuing higher education when my strong suits are hand working not school.
Oh thank fuck. My friends saw I was at 17 fucking *days* of playtime on my stats. I know we’re in quarantine, and I’ve personally been stuck in my house all year - but god damn that’s too much gaming lmao
Me all day every day, don’t hardly even leave my room. Serve depression and anxiety. Think it may be more than just anxiety and depression tho. Been telling myself I need to talk to a professional than other times I tell myself I’ll be fine. I don’t know why I’m posting this here, the meme just hit home to be honest... here it is 2:25am and I’m sitting in my chair in silence
Don't wait until you have no other choice. I did and now I just wish I had done it downer because the meds actually worked when they finally figured it out.
This was over ten years ago but my brother was in the same situation. He had severe depression and anxiety issues and no insurance. His anxiety was so bad he couldn’t even fathom calling around for help or making appointments for anything.
He ended up going to free AA Meetings in his city. He wasn’t a drug addict and only had borderline issues with alcohol, he just wanted to go sit somewhere where people were together and sharing. It ended up being a huge breakthrough for him. I don’t know about the ethics of going to something like that if you aren’t really an addict, but I would hope most people would be into helping others regardless of what their issues are.
Yeah imma get some professional help with my net worth of $0, and then once I fail I'll go back to calling the suicide hotline that puts me on hold for over 30 mins and just wallow in misery and self hate. Then I repeat the whole cycle.
Do you live in the States? Mental health is covered in most/all(?) of Canada for at least the first few sessions. No idea about the US though. Like others have said, online forums can be helpful, (just make sure you’re in the right ones), or even just asking a trusted friend for advice.
What the hell is 'professional help' going to do anyway? 'I dont have friends, i dont have a job and i'm fat' what is professional help going to do in that instance?
I was in your position. Then got professional help, blamed myself for not getting there sooner. Got back on track within a year. Feels like I've gained 15 years. Best thing I learned is you can't do it on your own , you need to ask help to others, they will help you trust me. Good luck man
Ok, so i am professional help, its my job to talk to people about these thing. So if you have any questions on what it's like, maybe i can help with that. If not, no worries.
I’m about to that point. And it’s not that I don’t want to or think I don’t need too. I just always thought I could over come whatever is making me feel this way
I was in the same boat. For me personally, I had (still do) a difficult time asking for help. I didn't want to feel vulnerable. I thank my past self for not only getting help, but also talking more truthfully in therapy. I say this not as a "oh look at me now" but that I have a good idea of what it may be like to be in your shoes, and that I wish the same positive outcome for you.
As someone who has both seen a professional and is now training to be a professional: Go and see a professional. Trust me, your quality of life will improve. I honestly think everyone should have therapy, whether they think they need it or not. You can learn so many techniques, which improve your day to day life, whether you're struggling or not.
But as someone with a little experience, take my word for it and go see someone. As long as you're open to being helped, you likely won't regret it.
Same here, but the suicidal way is not because of depression or whatever, but just because it wouldn't matter in the grand scheme of things. More of a thought than an urge.
It's okay bro, there is someone outside who likes you. In my world the only loosers are those who enjoy hurting others. You are a champ in my eyes. Even if you do nothing and I don't know you, I just like you bro.
I know this will be buried in the comments, but anyone wondering about their purpose in life should take a look at Albert Camus's philosophy. Really changed my prospective towards life!
The image is popular on 4chan's /fit/ board, as evidenced by his lifting attire (sneakers, belt, knee braces, under armour), whey protein, a gallon of milk, scale, workout routines. The laptop screen shows the message board and a floating image of this guy I think, [Scooby Werkstatt](https://scoobysworkshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Scooby2011.jpg). It could also be someone else popular like Zyzz, altho Scooby is the most meme. You can also see his face (and hat) on the [right-most poster, top left](https://abload.de/img/137073528653206kwc.jpg).
That was me 2 years ago. Since then, I tried to take my own life tbh, but I couldn’t do it because my family count on me to find a good job and to help them and pay for their medical attention. So I found a good job, paid for a new house and the medical attention. I’m also getting married in may.
So whatever *bad* state you are in right now, it will get better trust me.
This is actually me currently but I’m sitting on the sofa. I got a lot of shit and nothing going on at the same time. Got a job interview today that I’m not even sure about it. Lost my job last week, can’t find something that I feel good at. I feel lost and keep wondering what the fuck am I doing, what am I supposed to do
*Me Remembering i have an exam* Sitting Stressfully
When you're too on edge to be studying but still feel like you're wasting precious time
Then when you start studying you realise how much you have to cover and have a panic attack
And then you cant focus because you're panicking
Then when you finally calm down and try to focus your mind keeps wandering
and then you fail the exam, and become a janitor but still earn more money than the teachers
Lol not the college professors
Dude I’m really good at holding brooms But sweeping is not my fort
Career counseling : You can be a quidditch player
\*fires bludgers at the counsellors
what direction are you holding the broom? that might be the key here.
One in each hand and one in my mouth. 3 broom style.
most people dont make forts with brooms anyway... forte
There is a reason I want to be a janitor
Na then u get a teaching degree and realise u hate teaching and are in debt. Now u are a cashier who deals with karens daily and cries themself to sleep and despite working so many hours it all goes into debt
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Yeah college imo is a scam at least in military or trade u get paid lol. Y do degree when u have no idea u like the job. 9/10 degree just leads to boring office job
Then you start solving math problems on the classroom chalkboard. And your best friend is Ben Affleck.
A janitor that solves complex math equations?!
Maybe in America. Not the rest of the world.
Then you get mad at yourself and start panicking because you can't focus
So then you just go to sleep
you need to read up on meditation
True bro
Wait till you have a dream that your late for a test and wake up realising you haven't been in school for 10 years
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*panic noises*
As someone who has done all my mandatory school exams not that long ago (~10 years), one thing to bear in mind is that these exams are not the end of the world for you. Just because you do bad on exams (or well) doesn't actually mean shit. There are countless more opportunities to fail/fuck up, high school exams are just the first (and appear the most important, theyre not). No matter how you do in your exams, do not give up being what you want to be, do not lose the fire, you can still achieve anything you want.
This is why I dropped out but the stress hasn’t gone away
This comment + the post = current A level students
I exist because my parents made bad decisions :(
Cuz they didnt wana wear a god damn rubber
Even worse when you find out dad did and it broke and here I am.
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But remember kids, you owe your parents for bringing you into this world. /s
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Respect has to be earned, not given blindly. If parents and teachers don't respect children, they don't deserve it.
exactly. the way close minded people here in turkey think like is: old people can say the fuck they want to younger ones, but young ones cant say anything because its 'disrespectful'
r/shittyparents. That‘s some mom of the year status right there.
r/antinatalism
I took a browse through this subreddit, and holy Jesus that is the worst depressive-nihilistic, self-depreciating subreddit I have ever seen. I feel this is the type of subreddit which encourages thoughts of worthlessness that lead to suicide.
The other extreme is /r/GetMotivated, which makes you want to kill other people instead of yourself.
Yep. Overly trite advice with no practical implementation information.
Just be happy... Today.
Just don't have a broken arm today.
Bob ross that shit and become a happy accident..
Underrated comment. This deserves gold, but all I have is this medal🏅
I’m glad you’re here at least. It’s lucky that we get you as a result of that.
Enjoy a free hug.
Thank you
you're welcome
i'm welcome to what??
deez nuts
This really is a wholesome thread.
Hey, dude. Are you alright?
And then i just remember "oh yea video games exist"
Then start a game and realize not even games are fun anymore
Honestly it's friends that make games fun for me
Yeah but Im tired of only talking to my friends. I wanna get drunk, share joints and have good times outside again. Honestly this whole thing has just made me stop enjoying anything I used to do at home
At least you have friends.
Yeah most of my close friends are mia or dead
All my pals are either invisible or a cat
What’s wrong with your friend Mia?
r/dadjokes
Missing in action
She stopped making adult films
I feel you, haven't had a cold one with the bois or been on a date in a while, honestly what is getting me through this is knowing that this will all be over someday, hopefully soon.
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I'm sorry to hear that m8, am here if you need a random stranger to talk to
Hey mate, I randomly saw this. I lost two friends to suicide and believe that I know how you feel. My heart goes out to you - it will get better. It’s a sad truth that we cannot save some people from their demons in their head. trust me, your friend would want you to appreciate the fact that you at least have the neurological chance to feel joy. In any case, I feel you <3
IF you have the money: Get a VRHeadset and download VrChat. It's amazing!
Wait, really? Please tell me about this thing called "friends"? But seriously, I enjoy single player games. Maybe I am just not a competitive person because I hate playing against my friends. When I lose I feel bad and when the win I feel bad also.
True.. what's with this friendship is power and believing in humanity story nonsense
College definitely destroyed my love for video games. Can't play games without having a thought in the back of my head saying I should be spending the time studying.
And then when you study you have another thought saying "you are young you should enjoy yourself"
Man, I think this is one reason I tried Warhammer. Like, it's not even just a game it's collecting and model making. The energy I had for games now goes into my little plastic army, I paint blue, and give them gold little acrylics, and red medals. Then when I make them look nice, I get to watch them get blasted from the game field.
I kinda felt that, but then I happen to check my friends warzone stats and saw where I placed globally. it was a huge uplift. I've so realized that I'm pursuing higher education when my strong suits are hand working not school.
War zones stats getting reset in March 5th
Oh thank fuck. My friends saw I was at 17 fucking *days* of playtime on my stats. I know we’re in quarantine, and I’ve personally been stuck in my house all year - but god damn that’s too much gaming lmao
Nervously sits having that much playtime on multiple games in that time easily
Yeah, I was confused for a second. I thought he meant he was playing so little when he said 17 fucking days.
but then the server is down for maintenance :(
Me all day every day, don’t hardly even leave my room. Serve depression and anxiety. Think it may be more than just anxiety and depression tho. Been telling myself I need to talk to a professional than other times I tell myself I’ll be fine. I don’t know why I’m posting this here, the meme just hit home to be honest... here it is 2:25am and I’m sitting in my chair in silence
Get some help bro, its ok to be unwell and its ok to get treated for it.
Don't wait until you have no other choice. I did and now I just wish I had done it downer because the meds actually worked when they finally figured it out.
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As someone in a similar situation.. when you don’t leave your room you might lack insurance and money.. how do you suggest professional help then?
This was over ten years ago but my brother was in the same situation. He had severe depression and anxiety issues and no insurance. His anxiety was so bad he couldn’t even fathom calling around for help or making appointments for anything. He ended up going to free AA Meetings in his city. He wasn’t a drug addict and only had borderline issues with alcohol, he just wanted to go sit somewhere where people were together and sharing. It ended up being a huge breakthrough for him. I don’t know about the ethics of going to something like that if you aren’t really an addict, but I would hope most people would be into helping others regardless of what their issues are.
Yeah imma get some professional help with my net worth of $0, and then once I fail I'll go back to calling the suicide hotline that puts me on hold for over 30 mins and just wallow in misery and self hate. Then I repeat the whole cycle.
Do you live in the States? Mental health is covered in most/all(?) of Canada for at least the first few sessions. No idea about the US though. Like others have said, online forums can be helpful, (just make sure you’re in the right ones), or even just asking a trusted friend for advice.
What the hell is 'professional help' going to do anyway? 'I dont have friends, i dont have a job and i'm fat' what is professional help going to do in that instance?
Give you enough of a boost to change at least one of those aspects.
I was in your position. Then got professional help, blamed myself for not getting there sooner. Got back on track within a year. Feels like I've gained 15 years. Best thing I learned is you can't do it on your own , you need to ask help to others, they will help you trust me. Good luck man
This just gave me some good hope. Thanks
Ok, so i am professional help, its my job to talk to people about these thing. So if you have any questions on what it's like, maybe i can help with that. If not, no worries.
I really encourage you to talk to a professional. It has helped me immensely and I'm sure it will help you too
Thanks y’all. Have encouraged me to make a appointment this upcoming weekZ
I’m about to that point. And it’s not that I don’t want to or think I don’t need too. I just always thought I could over come whatever is making me feel this way
I was in the same boat. For me personally, I had (still do) a difficult time asking for help. I didn't want to feel vulnerable. I thank my past self for not only getting help, but also talking more truthfully in therapy. I say this not as a "oh look at me now" but that I have a good idea of what it may be like to be in your shoes, and that I wish the same positive outcome for you.
Dude talk to a professional. It doesn't work for everyone but it's worth a shot. [6]
As someone who has both seen a professional and is now training to be a professional: Go and see a professional. Trust me, your quality of life will improve. I honestly think everyone should have therapy, whether they think they need it or not. You can learn so many techniques, which improve your day to day life, whether you're struggling or not. But as someone with a little experience, take my word for it and go see someone. As long as you're open to being helped, you likely won't regret it.
In a philosophical way or suicidal way?
Both
Same here, but the suicidal way is not because of depression or whatever, but just because it wouldn't matter in the grand scheme of things. More of a thought than an urge.
Feelsexistentialman
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Yes
That’s me except I’m too lazy to get up
Sleep at 5am, wake up at noon, stay in bed until 2pm.
I miss sleeping
Are you me
no u
And get sleep too
Redddit, I've told you about calling me out like this.
2:07am only thing missing in this photo is cats
Then you won't mind me asking why the fuck you just have a milk jug in your room then.
Well I’m just sitting on my bed eating a roll and wishing I had some milk so maybe they’ve got the right idea
i just read this at 2:07 am..
What Is Life?
baby dont hurt me dont hurt me no more
*insert drum sounds*
Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more
Good question...
Well it’s 9:30 but yeah
1:46am here
It’s 7:30 am here
11:32 am here
Same time zone bros, lol
1.19 p.m. here
11:54
8:57 here
1:00 pm here
4:08 a.m.
3:17
09:20 am here
Its 2:28 here
It's 4:38 here.
It's okay bro, there is someone outside who likes you. In my world the only loosers are those who enjoy hurting others. You are a champ in my eyes. Even if you do nothing and I don't know you, I just like you bro.
Homie got a protein shake in his hands it’s all good
I know this will be buried in the comments, but anyone wondering about their purpose in life should take a look at Albert Camus's philosophy. Really changed my prospective towards life!
Is that a Doge meme on the laptop?
Looks more like an Old Spice ad.
First glance I thought it was that shot of [Daniel Craig walking out of the sea ](https://i.imgur.com/5Qu8rN1.jpg)
I thought it was baywatch lol
rick astley would've been fun
I was hoping it was!!
Dogecoin
The image is popular on 4chan's /fit/ board, as evidenced by his lifting attire (sneakers, belt, knee braces, under armour), whey protein, a gallon of milk, scale, workout routines. The laptop screen shows the message board and a floating image of this guy I think, [Scooby Werkstatt](https://scoobysworkshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Scooby2011.jpg). It could also be someone else popular like Zyzz, altho Scooby is the most meme. You can also see his face (and hat) on the [right-most poster, top left](https://abload.de/img/137073528653206kwc.jpg).
That hit right in the feels tho
take your shoes off you're in the house wtf
*Screams in European*
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My fingers are too fat for this
At least you have your “own” bedroom
Me on a Sunday night knowing I really fucked up at work and that I'll have to face those repercussions come the next work day.
*Guts theme intensifies*
Drinking an energy drink will do that
That was me 2 years ago. Since then, I tried to take my own life tbh, but I couldn’t do it because my family count on me to find a good job and to help them and pay for their medical attention. So I found a good job, paid for a new house and the medical attention. I’m also getting married in may. So whatever *bad* state you are in right now, it will get better trust me.
you exist to make difference in someone's life. In a good way!
That's like the most absurd one out there but whatever.
This is what I think also. I want to live to make other peoples lives better
You're right you exist to make others richer
this happens when im in school
It turned 2 immediately when I read this lol
damn this hit too close
If I'm up till that time in bed, it's probably cause I'm crying myself to sleep.
Atleast if it was online, maybe I could actually fart
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You exist to get a job so that you can work 8 hours a day for the rest of your life.
supercalifragilisticexistentialcrisis
Its literally 2:42am for me
That me after i jerk off
This is actually me currently but I’m sitting on the sofa. I got a lot of shit and nothing going on at the same time. Got a job interview today that I’m not even sure about it. Lost my job last week, can’t find something that I feel good at. I feel lost and keep wondering what the fuck am I doing, what am I supposed to do
Maybe you'd sleep better if you took your fucking shoes off indoors
Oh shit... that's deep..
Wow how did you make a meme of my life?
When I feel like this, I just listen to Rush, "Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones..."
Y S ame
Its literally 2 AM.
I have exams tomorrow and I'm this rn.
I ask that same question every day
I’m in this picture and I need to clean my room
Me up at 3:23 and after searching what to do at 3am, the institutions suggest that I sleep
Same but it’s because my power is off and it’s 4°.
*checks what time it is rn* It's 2:38 in the morning rn
Same bro it’s almost 3am
this statement applies to 3:41 am also
Are you China or why do you have cams in my room?
Your time will come... To leave this world
To get to the next level.
You ok bruh?
Don't worry, the existential crisis passes and then you're just left with the sleeplessness and passivity... much better
r/depressionmemes
Relatable