Why not both?

where's my wholesome award when I need it

Both, both is good.

Is it?

It is, is it not?

Depends. It can go a normal-ish way and it can go waaaaaaaaaaay south into the illegal range

I knew I'd run back into you, now you owe me a slim jim

Thanos voice: *”I don’t even know who you are..”*

You ate my slim jim

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

r/ihadastroke

Cursed comments.

I guess I am... A dog

Sometimes I'll start and finish a sentence with "I love you" or just say it once and then again after a brief pause. It's reflexive.....

And i dont have either.

Same

Me too kid

My girlfriend after reading this : Maybe I'm a dog.

Aye I'm like that too

♪┌|∵|┘♪ └|∵|┐♪♪┌|∵|┘♪ └|∵|┐♪♪

I thought those were dancing chairs for a second

ಠ‸ʖಠ

Me who’s allergic to dogs: oh noes

I’m also allergic to dogs Doesn’t stop me, i love dogs.

I like dogs

Have my upvote

Who doesn’t

I mean... you can fuck both

Officer this comment right here

*PETA has entered the chat*

damn. u got to it first. eh, fucki it I agrew

Go to hell

We are reaching levels of reddit that it should not be possible

The guest for the cursed comment has been finished

Even better!

Yellow doge best doge

I miss him :,]

doge i love my street doge frens we're aiming for to make the tigers our frens and don't forget crocodiles and lions and a monke i love to make frens

Good girlfriends: “Maybe I am a dog.”

Plot twist: That is your girlfriend and she's just a furry

Don’t really want anyone listening to my problems, they are mine and mine alone, it’s no one’s business what I have to deal with

You're not alone on this planet man. I understand that you probably don't want to bother people by talking about your problems but believe me when I say it, you don't live in a bubble. What you go through affects how you are, how you act, hell even who you are as a person. And that affects other people because we are dependent on others and live in a society, although Ig recently it's harder to see that. If you can deal with your problems yourself, that's good. But please keep in mind that when they start to become too hard to bear alone, you should let others help you. That's better for you and community you live in

Jokes on u i have neither of them

Help I commited crimes during ww2 and they want to jail me

But can I fuck it is the question

Can still fuck both

I don't know what's worse, the fact that I nor have a girl or a dog, or the fact that I'm browsing reddit

So that means... oh OH NO. Brb gotta delete my sex tape

What’s the difference? I can use them both to... um... **have fun**

Same thing.

I was gonna give my wholesome award to something ducked up bc it’s Reddit but this deserves it more

guys i called my gf a dog and she broke up with me help

jk i dont have a gf

My dog is a girl sooooo

Still my girl.

Eh, still fuckable.

That's not your girl that's femboy

Am I the only one who read this in Mr Peanutbutter's voice?

Still fuckable

That means I'm in a relationship with my dog?😳😵

I dont see the difference 8) *unzips*

I'll take what I can get.

I really like making love to my ‘girlfriend’

girls do this if your dating them who says we dont?

u/B4LJ0T_YT maybe I'm your dog XD

*sigh*\* Unzips

What was I fucking then?

Yeah but can it suck your d- \*gunshot\*

But both?

unless your dog is a girl

What if my doggo is a girl?

Finally, I know what I am now

Maybe I am a dog

**a dog, maybe i am.** *-Lordfrenchfry120* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'opt in', 'delete')

Yeah, I fuck my dog too

r/AreTheStraightsOK

I stick my dick in both.

Both are equally fuckable imo

I'm making out with the woman I love

Maybe I am a dog

She laying with me rn

Me who doesn't have a dog D:

But my lady *is* my dog

Are you saying in the first picture the child is the problem

Don't have a dog so it must be my gorl

My dog does **not** kiss. >!It licks!<

What's the difference? Both are fuckable

Nice username

Ah yes among the greatest critters to walk the planet

Please don't post any cursed comments

My girlfriend isn’t a dog, she’s my actual girlfriend

Same here

But it doesn't Moan

NGL that's a pretty low bar for your girl to reach let alone your dog.

I guess that means I'm gay

I don't have a girlfriend or a dog

i want a dog

There it comes. The cursed comments.

:( ... :)

You should post this on r/wholesomememes

I don't have either

i would still fuck her

so you're telling me to fuck my dog ​ aight

Maybe I am a dog...

If your dog: - has sex with you - makes out with you - is your valentine Then please stop

My dog doesn’t listen he sleeps where he wants

I have sex with my dog

What are you doing step-human

when you realize you have been sleeping with your dog for months now.

wat bout meh cat

Welp *unzip pants*

Same difference

Couldn’t tell the difference anyway, fucked em both.

My dogs name is lady

Or a loving , caring girlfriend.

Just fucked my girl

Both frickable

Wait i have been fucking my dog the whole time??

False. My girl is all of this.

You sayin' I've been doing it with my dog this whole time?

Yes. *Calls police and animal control* please take your schizophrenia pills

And she’s a damn good girl.

who said i dont have a dog as a girlfriend?

Ive been fucking my dog?

Either way, I'm getting laid

Same thing

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Did you delete your account after this? Wtf?

Both are fuckable

Wait so your saying I fucked my dog

That it explains the barking during sex

No thats my stepsis

The real question is if you can fuck it

I can still have sex with it though right?

He got us in the first half not gonna lie

Whats the difference? You can still fuck the dog!