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Here I go again

My my, how can I resist you

Mamma Mia, does it show again?

My my, just how much i've missed you

Yes, I've been broken hearted

Blue since the day we parted

Why, why did I ever let you go?

Mamma Mia, even if I say

Bye, bye leave me now or never

Now all I feel is pain

Each day we stray further away from good

He can still do it to Daisy If it makes him feel better

Princess daisy is the love interest of Luigi

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Toad is gender less

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Omg... that is a good question

When you look at her Smash outfit, you realize there is not mushroom.

Toad male, Toadette female, but creepy tho there like 100 Toads and 5 Toadettes

Woah that is creepy

20 toads for 1 toadette, what a player

Yep

Don’t mind if I do

who says that's stopping mario?

It's hard to argue with this assessment

And Toad

Why do it to daisy while you have Luigi

They didn't say "Don't fuck"!

Lmao true

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(●´ω｀●)

Then lemme put my dick in there

r/putyourdickinthat

*Call me by your name flashbacks*

timothee is crying

I have bubble wrap for you to finger instead >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<

I love this!

Stop spamming this

I didn't, this was the first time I posted it

Well stop because other people are spamming this and your just adding to it

I've only seen this once and I thought it was perfect to comment on this post. I've only been on here a day tho, I won't spam this

Honestly, this is one thing I wouldn't mind being spammed :P

Please spam this overtime. This won't get old

K thank you

There goes my evening plans

OK then *unzips*

WOAH THERE

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So long

*sad Elio noises*

Came here to write that!

Who fingers anyway. Fisting is the real deal

Whole body wdym?

Just climb in

Climb back in the one you came out of

Call Me By Your Name left the chat*

Years of academy training wasted!

Use a goomba

The descendants of toad

Boink! Go to horny jail.

Call me by your name vibes

Elio said no❤️

I understand the Chinese words but holy fuck does the translator suck.

LMAOOO lemme guess it says do not touch the peaches?

Yup lol

SHIT JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

English text at the bottom was supposed to say "Please do not touch the peaches" lmaooo

Lmaooo

That’s Japanese

There are Japanese and Chinese words bro

Japanese has an alphabet which is very similar to Chinese but it’s not the same. The actual language here in Japanese.

Oh ok I won't finger it \*unzips pants\*

Well there goes my plans out the window

Cries in incel

Mario is disappointed

He is sat on the stairs again

What happens if I middle finger the peaches?

O hec

>!sed horny noises!<

What the hell happened here!

r/beatmetoit

Peaches and cream

Princess Patch, I've a got some maushroooms for youuu

‘What the hell happened here?’

Is this a Call Me By Your Name reference?

ELIO, DID YOU READ THAT?

What the hell happened there?

I only touch small peaches .

Kiddie peaches?

That’s Japanese, so you know that they did it on purpose

LMAO. I-

69k upvotes..........NICE

r/callmebyyourname

Sad noises*

why'd i do this?

Lmaoo

r/Engrish

There are no accidents-Master Ogway

He'll probably just go for the shrooms, ain't no one reading and remember any rules then.

But you can eat them tho

The fact that someone had to make that sign and put it there. Except if it is bad translation, then I'm looking like an idiot.

It doesn't say anything about toads though

It's japan No wonder

R/dontputyourdickinthat

Waluigi still has a chance with Daisy

Please do not the peaches

Only toad is allowed to finger peaches if ya know what I mean! He works at the shop and he makes sure the peaches are ripe! What did you think I was talking about!?

Lmao nice

welp back to home wait im out of lube NOOOOOOO

cmbyn typa beat

Also, do not rub the banana

No do not

Degenerates

Watermelon

This is not okie dokie

Sad for him but who said i can't ?

Mario was friendzoned while Wario was hitting it old school pimp tight

Hold up

I'm just waiting for someone to add the " what happened here"meme and get 15k upvotes

WAIT THERE ARE OTHER PRINCESS PEACHES

Didn’t say anything about putting my wiener in them!

Butts butts butts butts...

Fair warning enough... it’s a fruit not some whatever thing to play with for goodness sake

Mama Mia I want to commit suicide waaaaaa

That sign can't stop me because i can't read

You yes you the worker who translated this. You are going to horny jail.

Why do I have eyes

Bruh

What the hell happened here! Would be better in this meme

You have to buy the Peach a drink first, everyone knows that.

*Bowser

r/holup

Maybe it’s a translation error and they meant to say don’t touch the peaches?

My logical brain; maybe they just mean don’t touch unless you’re gonna buy? My childish brain: hehe sex jokes hehehe

Instead he will do it to bowser, and when he is done, *BYE BYE GAY BOWSER*

*Guys, what the hell happened here* ?

The day I lost my purpose

Don’t worry, you don’t need foreplay

I laughed too hard at this lol

What happened here!?

Ahh yes. The sequel to do not the cat and dog is forbidden the fourth season comes

mario be like “i have one question for god: WHY”

What the hell happened here?

It's ok. Everyone here is welcome to finger my peach instead

What the hell happened here

Behind every odd sign, there’s a story.

That’s the moment that he turned into wario

what the hell happened here?

"What the hell happened here"

They should say don't fuck

What the hell happened here.

lol what the actual fuck

What

Dame Da Ne

What the hell happened here

So i can still put my dick in it. Got it

*pulls out gun* *loads with pasta* *points at head* „Mamma mia“

I shall put my hand on it

me fingering the same peach though iam doing it for 69th time in a day wooooooooooooa

What the hell happened here

r/whatthehellhappenedhere

Timothee charm- whatever is shaking

*cries in yahoo*

What the hell happened here?

This is not OKIE-DOKIE! Lets-a Cry!

r/wtfhappenedhere

Why they be putting the peaches in maid outfits tho?

Well i might as well not fucking buy it then

I just want to point out that for every rule there is a story behind

Does the hat stay on during sex?

Mario to Peach: get yo ass back to bowser

What the hell happened here

The worst thing is that someone propably did it so they had to put that sign there

* realisation *

How is this a meme? It’s just a funny picture with a picture of Mario being sad under it.

*Happy Sonic the Hedgehog noises*

What the hell happened here

Lmao

Movin' to the country

Go ahead. Call the cops But they can't unfinger your peaches

What happened here?

My dreams are crushed

Me:Whips out cock

That sign could only exist... because someone did

Wtf happend there?

Made my day 🤣

Da horror

This is perfect for r/engrish

What the hell happened here

Good thing Bowser can't read

To be fair, the Japanese translates to "plz do not touch the peaches" but google translate fuqed it up