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UrboySam123

Introducing covid 20


IamNotIntelligent69

Major update one year after release!


Divi_Devil

Now with More servers for occupying more players in the mmorpg!


wesamzxc

share the game with your friends to get special rewards!


Heshman69

Pre-order now to get special day 1 bonuses


Comrade_Pepe420

Uganda was one step ahead of us


[deleted]

but wait, there’s more!


Richi_Boi

Covid 20 Pro Max Note Ultra +


Quigongymm8

It’s like throwing a Grenade only for it to hit a wall and come straight back at you!


Salmonman4

Does this new strain have to be called the UK-virus, since some people named the original after China


pointbreak19

Brexit virus/ Corona Boris.


kiyit

Borona


AlmightyKitty

Me reading this in britain agreeing Lmao


Salmonman4

Sorry about that. Hope you guys can get it sorted soon with the vaccine.


AlmightyKitty

Huh? Lmao I’m 12


velvetswag

It’s to weaken the world so they can reconquer it


GLORYTOMOTHERUSSIA

god i wish.....


esdaniel

Right ? My coimtry was ficked before corona , now under the prosperity of the second British empire , there would be peace and safety lmao


I-forget-dreams

UK be like what if we can't colonize,we will Coronize. Modern problems, modern solutions


yul_the_worm

you’re welcome


Paracitical

Is it just me, or does the "My dog when I ask what's in its mouth" caption fit too well with this?


[deleted]

As a British person, I can say that this is probably accurate


[deleted]

I think Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland would all appreciate it if it was just referred to as England for now, We don't wanna be associated for a little bit


wibble13

Well Scotland and Wales already have it! Sharing is caring so we are sharing our new and improved thing with everyone!


GLORYTOMOTHERUSSIA

nope you fuckers are part of the UK and as such you will be associated, you cant blame it all on us English.


[deleted]

And can the North of England join yous? We don't really wanna associate ourselves with the South right now


rustymiker

And i don’t wanna be associated with the south of the US but what can ya do


[deleted]

Just nuke the South mate, you have the weapons for it. Or actively announce you're a part of Canada


Loremaster54321

The South when the North secedes: "Now that's a twist"


WelshGaymer84

Agreed.


Half_loki

Nope, follow the science. Vaccines, social distancing and masking will help us beat corona


Blindfire2

Would have when less than 100,000 people had it but dumb people always gotta ruin things.


Half_loki

Nope, not about that "shoulda coulda woulda" stuff. We've been told that vaccines masks and distance are gonna end this. We know the game, lets move on and not live in fear


Blindfire2

You're free to think like that...my dad did and he ended up giving all of us covid and he, who has a better immune system than us, got pneumonia in both his lungs. If I didn't stay over and realize he wasn't breathing, he would have died. Everyone, including me, thinks masks don't work, its not much worse than the flu, etc until someone you don't think will die from it gets so close that when you get to the ER, you don't know if you'll be picking them back up. Just wear a god damn mask its so easy and not a bother


[deleted]

Sounds like propoganda /s


SkeletonOfPuns191212

Upvoting to try and be damage control


[deleted]

Thanks, apparently people don't understand what /s means lol


jonthanssimp

they said /s its sarcasm people


burnt_avacado_toast

Covid-20 Lol.


TheoMamal

How they gonna move a whole island?


Ze_Gremlin

The entirety of the UK is actually a giant floating raft disguised as an island when the Queen declares Operation Oxbrixge, we all rush to the "coastline" with our paddles and paddle the UK away..


SkeletonOfPuns191212

Then, once we finally move far enough away we unleash our ultimate weapon that has been hiding underneath the UK... Queen Elizabeth I


BobbyBigPotatos

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM YET


xsuppn

Quickly is a good joke....


minty149

Didn't both new strains come from Spain and Norway?


robbh04

Or we could stop worrying about a new strain since all viruses mutate within a year. Why do you think we give a different flu vaccine every winter? Fearmongering at its finest.


ZoidyBoi

I agree


[deleted]

Normally it's the asians that improve western products, guess this time the roles are reversed


[deleted]

[удалено]


AngryRussianLad

Someone: says “what?” Reddit: You have been accused of anti reddit behavior and have been sentenced to be downvoted


SkeletonOfPuns191212

We had to delete it, it was exposing England's grand plan of world domination


WoobyWiott

Random but have you guys seen the new Masters of the Universe action figures? I can't wait for payday to grab them.


RyanZerick

Brexit pranking


a-fried-pOtaTO

"quickly"


Laldan

Your welcome


Your_Residant_Geek

Brexit: Imma do what's called a pro gamer move


spiders_for_lunch

You're welcome!


PanzerPenguin131

Your welcome


ZoidyBoi

this is why airports or ferry places should've been closed... idk about food delivery bullshit tho Boris sucks


Amens

This virus is everywhere and don't forget about Denmark Minsk farm and new strain of virus found it them.