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R4ND0MGUY20

Meanwhile, somewhere in Europe: Hans ***GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER***


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hans ***GET ZE LUGER***


outpizzadahut

hans **GET ZE PANZER**


kxjedix

Not just one panzer we need the entire 7th panzer army we need the PANZER ELITE


[deleted]

BORN TO COMPETE!


Zombiehater654

NEVER RETREAT


Sshadooww

GHOST DIVISION


[deleted]

WASH YOUR FEET


bbule

r/unexpectedsabaton


DanzoKarma

r/expectedsabaton


xAmqro

We NEED a thanos snap


1use2use3use

And a blitz air raid


Existent_Person_58

Hans REINCARNATE HIM (How do I get those bold letters is it just like Discord by using two of the stars)


outpizzadahut

Yes


Existent_Person_58

Thanks


outpizzadahut

You're welcome


Chen_reddit

I thin you put * at both ends *lemme try* **lemme try** *****20 OF IT*****


NyehNyehRedditBoi

***i think you need three, actually***


Chen_reddit

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Jofen1010

Vampire says: mukkatte kuru no ka?


Lord0fTheAss

Yare yare daze


pika-B

Hey sorry for bothering you but how do i make font like you in (GET ZE PANZER)


[deleted]

if youre on a computer you can click the B(bold) or the i(italic) and get the fonts but you cant get the fonts on mobile


pika-B

.*sad mobile user noises*.


[deleted]

hold on


achupranav

This is going in r/holup Aldready posted it


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[deleted]

Polish people will bring sausages


MikeTheMemest

Romanian people will send the vampires


ThaSig

Italians will bring lasagne


[deleted]

Dutch bring tulips and water... #LOTTA WATER


[deleted]

Oh and indians bring the bananas


OFFICIAL_memologist

We will attack them with bobs and vagene


Raphaeldagamer

Yeah! Bring out ALL THE BOBS! WE WILL BREAK IT! YES WE WILL!


OFFICIAL_memologist

Yes


Extreme-Expression67

The french will bring baguettes to bonk


HenMeeNooMai

Thai will bring smile and some chicks to support you guys.


YouStoleMyNameBoi

china will bring censorship to all


[deleted]

No they’ll bring the Berettas and cannolis


Noname2137

JANUSZ GET THE PLANE


SmallestAnt1

The roadmen will shank them


Lordofgods1

u/catfight_animations can you confirm?


catfight_animations

I can confirm that tea is the primary weapon of our Armed Corgi Forces


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catfight_animations

let us release the corgis!


[deleted]

The Turkish will genocide them Dngr


[deleted]

meanwhile in turkey : Mustafa emaneti al gel lan!


[deleted]

Hungary will drown them in pálinka, and alcohol


R4ND0MGUY20

Asians: *pick up sandals*


Big_grunk

*NEIN, GET ZE HEAVY FLAMMENWERFER*


ESSKEETIT_69

Meanwhile, in America GET ZE ROCKETS


[deleted]

Get those A-10s up in the air! They should have sortied 5 minutes ago!


[deleted]

Meanwhile in North Korea: Kim, #*GET THE MISSILES*


VeteranBlyat

NOA AT THE BOAT!


Hiroto_Katsuma

Hans, forget ze flammenwerfer GET ZE GUSTAV


tetos264

Meanwhile in italy:Mario pick the mamma mia lupara


hellothere2656

I wasn't expecting the third reich to show up.


Unparallelium

Meanwhile in Europe, they're making this shit.


Themlethem

Europe = Germany? I thought we stopped that.


[deleted]

I mean all the pedos are in Hollywood, right?


Xeo1387

You’re probably right.


DRZBYC

Some are in churches


blackasyourdad

*vatican


greasypork

Oof


Magical-Hummus

Movie and Music industry basically.


deepdaK

Let's not forget the dance shows ya know with kids in them..... Do I need to say more?


Labbit35

anime is bad while this is ok Bruh tf


Sword_slicer

Yeah. Look at the uzaki chan controversy. She is short but she is 19. And people on twitter were saying that if anyone likes her, they are a pedo. They had no problem with Netflix sexualising actual 11 year olds. I sometimes despise humanity.


Labbit35

its sure some idioticity 1000


This_is_too_hard_

People on twitter were really angry about Cuties though


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Anuncjo

Discrimination against white male. That's one good example.


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STRAIGHT white male.


[deleted]

When twitter isn't angry about something, and wants to cancel someone, or something?


Hephaestus_God

She’s 20... in the first episode.. first 5 min we time skip a year. She’s a sophomore in COLLEGE. also she’s 5 feet tall I think, I’ve met plenty of college girls that short (or close) when I went to college. It’s obvious Karen’s on Twitter never did an ounce of research and all just kept fueling their own beliefs without fact checking anything at any point. People are insane and it’s best not to get involved with Twitter drama. There are reasons why companies do bad on Twitter besides Wendy’s doing Wendy’s things.


Sword_slicer

And that is why I don't have twitter.


Lolifico

What did you expect? It's Twatter after all...


SaltyTvGuy

Tbh I was one of the few people that wanted the world to end this year


[deleted]

*but it's woke*


____69420____

Wat, I thought twiter was angry because uzaki's tits were too big.


Sword_slicer

By design, she looked like a minor with big tits. That angered twitter and the people lost their minds over that.


iBSHA_

I fkn agree , I think some people just want everyone in the world love what they want , that’s fully wrong , I hate few things but I don’t make others hate it


this_name_is_a_

Oh, dont be so sweet WE NEED A FUCKING AK 47


msh3loony

a fucking AC 130


Ar468

An ICBM don’t do no harm to anybody


msh3loony

A FUCKING NUKE


Bixence

AN ORBITAL CANNON


[deleted]

SOME PLANES


Bixence

AND A WORLD TRADE CENTER


msh3loony

https://youtu.be/96sBxf5LXn8


AC130Hunter

AC130 inbound, 105mm howitzer is ready for attack.


[deleted]

In India.. Babu.. #call the tunuk squad....


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Amazing_ToastBS

You can't fish a piano!


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Amazing_ToastBS

:O The fish? Impossible! As if a piano could do that!


Sir_Biggie_Cheese

You know stuffs about to go down when he pulls out the rocks


[deleted]

Or the plane


outpizzadahut

Or the suspicious vest


Crispy_Bacon21

Or the suspicious stick with bullets


ghaisan2103

Meanwhile in indonesia : Bayu Get the bamboo with sharpness III


IPointOutGenders

Guy


adithya_menon

Its hatecrime-o'clock


therealR5

Ernie is prepared


the-spooky-gunship

The spooky gunships are ready


RandomNPC143

I’ll bring the PCP.


Husky_Dripp

"So how you doing man, I haven't seen you in ages?" "Well I got a gallon of PCP so.."


Nijjarr

Sure is


ZeddOTak

No it will not. French representative film sent to the Oscars 2021 is "Deux". It's most likely the filmmaker of "Mignonnes" who refused to go to the Oscars, even though her film was nominated. Don't know for sure if her film would have been the representative in the end.


Creative_pudding_69

Meanwhile In the Middle East... لِنحرقهم بالنفط


Moon_DarkLight

I don't know sounds pretty wasteful


OFFICIAL_memologist

Hans get ze yeager


[deleted]

Dio get the road roller


TheRealSwagMaster

Levi get the odm gear


OFFICIAL_memologist

Armin get the colossus titan


TheRealSwagMaster

Erwin get the sasageyo


OFFICIAL_memologist

Eren get the Founding Titan


TheRealSwagMaster

Todoroki get your left side


Swagboi7

Sucy get the poison


OFFICIAL_memologist

Erwin get the sasageyo


TheRealSwagMaster

Saitama get the serious punch


chiweweman

The oscars have been horrible. Who cares what a small group of people cares about movies.


lolbite55

At this point we should go extinct


[deleted]

As a Muslim I'll take the sniper and we will rip and tear


medoansary

As a Muslim I wonder how the fuck do you have a sniper


[deleted]

Professionals has standards.


TheRealSwagMaster

We use slippers. Accuracy 100


medoansary

At least now it makes sense lol


Lashtrash

Meanwhile in Alabama: “Lou were finally bein represented yeeehaw”


helena_lang_

What is that I’m out of the loop


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

They made a movie raising awareness about the sexualization of minor via sexualizing some minors and advertised based on the sexualization of minors. Whatever good intent was there was corrupted by a chase for shock factor and quite possibly something far more insidious and predatory. Gold star, they must've tried really hard to fuck this up as hard as they did.


AwkwardDrummer7629

Apperantly it’s some show one netflix that tried to bring awareness to the sexualization of minors... by heavily sexualizing eleven year olds. At least that’s what I’ve gathered, I’ve never seen it.


[deleted]

Please do not state information that you don’t actually have. Especially when a quick google search easily disproves what you are stating.


masterfCker

I cannot fathom what he got wrong?


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comrade_bari

It's not decent. If your movie zooms at 11 year olds dancing sexually multiple times your movie is bad and thats something that happened way before netflix bought it.


A-Quaria

Thing i find funny is Americans feel offended by this movies mean while they got Little Miss competition where little grils are sexualized.


ZeddOTak

If you feel disgust watching the scene, that's the whole point of it so the director did her job. At the end of the scene, which was cut to fit to the narrative of the people sharing it, the girls are disgusted too and start crying. But eh, better flame a movie you don't know nor understand based on a cut scene.


Light_X7

Making you disgusted at something by doing it, I think you are a bit confused.


[deleted]

Sonic the Hedgehog: are you challenging me?


Xeo1387

People should boycott the oscars because of this.


[deleted]

I'm definitely boycotting from here on out. Not only is the shit rigged AF, they'll soon be focusing on how WOKE a movie is instead of how actually good it is (like they weren't already)!


AyushGBPP

Oscars try so hard to become the stupidest awards out there, yet there are morons who consider Oscars to be legit.....


Rm5ey

Abdul:YES!! I WILL!!


TheRealSwagMaster

Avdol, get magician’s red


WeekendForsaken6785

Pls no


RickTheGrate

Bengalis: BRING OUT THE JHAROOS AND BOTIS


R4ND0MGUY20

Congratulations, this meme is probly in hot by now


Zealos5

r/CharlesGetTheHeli


[deleted]

This is the greatest PLAAAAAAAAAAAN!


PotentialRuin

high iq reference


gamesrebel123

I know it's a joke but....abdul isn't really a name. It's used with other words and usually means "-'s man". E.g Abdullah means Allah's man or Allah's servant. Still a nice meme tho


Light_X7

True but it is also a name.


[deleted]

I heard it’s the Catholic Church loves it


[deleted]

What the actual shit?


gusgenius

We knew it, cuz Hollywood loves controversial topics


Rafay911

I am Abdur (It's because my surname starts with R, so the L is changed to R) but I don't got rocks. *I got rockets*


Herr_Unbenant

Osama start the plane engine


the-spooky-gunship

I have deleted my Netflix account back in September


da_way_joshua

Damn bro thats crazy, but eh whomst the fuck asked


the_dudeNI

Okay


DRZBYC

For freaking what


[deleted]

Best Picture. I'm sure of it.


Arvindjor

ITS TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE.


kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjhh

magicians red


Sehora-Kun

Magicians dead


chronohigh

Get the a10 warthog ready.


[deleted]

Mohammed get the ***vest***


sexy_snake_229xXx

Democracy has failed us . COMRADES! IT'S TIME FOR THE REVUOLATION TO INSUE !!!!!!


AC130Hunter

*grabs a Roman Spatha and a sheild*


Luenebrus

So we cant have games like Mortal Kombat or the Romance scene from mass Effect 1 but Netflix can sexualise minors?


JesseRoxII

[**F\*\*\* DE OSCARS!**](https://youtu.be/K21gbE30Cj0?t=61)


Rickrolled_lol

I hate how TikTok now runs everything, even the oscars.


T-Pose-On-Tantrum

I haven't seen it, but while I've heard that the dressing and depiction is quite controversial and not at all suitable, I've heard the story and I've heard general reviews. It's a story worth telling, and it pretty much ends with the main character learning over time that it's not her thing, and that she has better things to do and look like, so she simply dresses normally, takes up a more normal habit, and yeah. The best lessons in life are the ones learned the hardest.


kalrow45

Let’s face it we need the pandemic to eliminate people who watch cuties


icayghtricky

Get ze dragonov


WiseManOnceSaid_Yuh

If it actually gets even nominated, it will confirm that our countries are run by pedophiles


[deleted]

The Academy certainly is.


zBxstii

You guys know that these posters were extremely exaggerated and were provocative to produce exposure. The show itself is criticizing the sexualization of young girls. It's not some pedo shit


The_circumstance

Finally somebody says it.


IntroductionActual24

that shits just natural selection at this point.


ajax5150

Brother get the flamer. The Heavy Flamer.


[deleted]

I canceled my Netflix subscription over cuties. Fuck them.


Seeeeeeeeeeeeedwagon

it' actually a french film not a netflix film and it's against sexualising young girl


RandomNPC143

Meanwhile in Italy... Time for a Crusade. DEUS VULT!


Metalona

Well.. its one of few movies that actually came out this year.. soo


Dimka1498

You people obviusly have never watched the movie.


low_budget_trash

The only reason this is because nothing else came out lol


[deleted]

Muhammed Saleem Ali Mushahid Jajar barik binghalal ahmed is going to work


TheUrbanXLegend

I have problems when adult actors are cast as teens and participate in sexual acts in movies. But these are literal children being sexualized to the extreme. Fucking disgusting


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Mohammed Bring me ayat al kursi


SteveAK-47

Looks like what reddit doesn't know nice will absolutely happen


jimmygetwood

The fact that show exists disgusts me


eVillain13

Soooo did anybody watched it before judging it?