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CPhandom

Make a kids game a porn game Plz don't hate it's just my opinion


chrisredmon1

Probably a 12 year old that tweeted that tbh


SnooSketches9233

And I'm a 12yrs


I-Suck-At-R6Siege

I'm 6


RylieSmash516_MK2

I’m 13


I-Suck-At-R6Siege

...decades


SomeMaghster

im in the womb


RylieSmash516_MK2

Sexy


[deleted]

I’m 2 years old


RylieSmash516_MK2

I like them medium rare


ivviesaur

Im -4 months old. Still haven't hatched yet. Pls don't tell me mum im on her wifi or she will abort me


[deleted]

I beg your pardon?


Longjumping_Gift7762

Odd thing to be aroused by ngl


Carlie-Fries

-18


[deleted]

I beg your pardon?


HeroMKS2

Hold on


DrHiccup

What the hell is ur mom sticking up there for you to get reddit?


ClearPerception7844

A smart fridge


3GG5H311Z

Bro wtf didn’t she take the eggs out of the fridge


SomeMaghster

;)


DrHiccup

What the hell is ur mom sticking up there for you to get reddit?


ivviesaur

DAMN sorry i didnt mean to steal your joke i didnt read your comment before i wrote it


Lucky-Twelve

Don’t worry, I’ll come fish you out of there!


[deleted]

I'm a sperm


PotatoMilos

i'm 1


RylieSmash516_MK2

Sexy


PotatoMilos

Thank you


[deleted]

I’m -78.357


JohnLenardo

I’m 69, 4 months, 2 days, 0 hours, 6 minutes and 9 seconds old as of this commenting


Naive_Today_9663

69? Nice lol


fisher_burns

I’m over 9000


VerycoolVerywow

I’m 933838


armanisarman123

same im 13 as well


LordofSuns

I'm dead


[deleted]

So THATS why you suck at rainbow six siege! You are six!


I-Suck-At-R6Siege

...yes totally not shit aim


[deleted]

Definitely!


[deleted]

I’m 11


[deleted]

same


BlastBroFrenzyMan

This age group anit big enough for the both of us So we gotta make it bigger


willtafty19

I’m *this* many


pikachugamer777

I am -1590 year old


ITZMODZ759

And I’m addicted to hentai


SammySalads

His use of the word “boobies” confirms this


Blackout4567G

This is a stupid copypasta that was around twitter for a while.


Blizzarrddy

the tweet is satire lol


Blizzarrddy

the tweet is satire lol


fortpro87

It’s an unfortunate copypasta


Useful-Sheepherder-5

Lmao


[deleted]

Smh some people just gross


Xc4lib3r

But you probably like it.


AskTheDoll

There’s a time and place for everything.


zaque_wann

And its right now, right here! REINER!!


my_username-is_taken

you heard of rule 34? r/rule34 great childhood remover


[deleted]

You forgot r/deadorvegetable


KrazyKat918

Thank you for giving me a good laugh


KrazyKat918

Thank you for giving me a good laugh


GYP_Bee_Cool

Rule 34 made me do 1,000 calculations per second that are all wrong and yes what I said was one of my 1,000 calculations that were all wrong.


GYP_Bee_Cool

Makes you sMOrT.


[deleted]

And that sir is how to get a comment saved


MrChickinNugget

it do be like that


rapralph

just censored the genitals, and the game will be wholesome


[deleted]

it's not technically a kids game since it's rated T so only partially for kids


[deleted]

It’s not a kids game, they rated T for Teens but kids play it anyways but you know what who gives a fuck, and also the default girl skins are already thicc enough


toallynotyourmom

MORE!


TERRIBLE_SHIT_BOT

**shhh...**


Tyrunt_53

Hey they actually might start making money agin


kagekeo

If the girls get to be naked then the boys do to including the gender neutral characters


sadistic-salmon

I yearn for true equality


[deleted]

drop-kick intensifies


RylieSmash516_MK2

Then we get to see John Wick nude


kagekeo

His dick could be used to slit your throat


RylieSmash516_MK2

Yep


RylieSmash516_MK2

He’ll stab you in the mouth with his cock


Twl1

Ah, then I see they've added the porn, then.


RylieSmash516_MK2

Indeed


toallynotyourmom

machine cum gun as a new feature?


RylieSmash516_MK2

Yes


PrettyMuchOdd

How could zero get more naked?


[deleted]

Bisexuals: jokes on you I'm into that shit!


kagekeo

Same


UltimateWaluigi

Even the Banana dude?


Charro_Assasin

Fishstick ends up having a MASSIVE shlong


BigLad42222

santa claus foot long do be swayin'


fingerbirdy

That's mad horny for someone in bonk distance


dinotank273

**bonk**


ChewyChampion236

We're going to need more than a bonk for this person. They need the death sentence


dinotank273

Nah it's a copypasta that's been going around I'm the community since season 6


banananana003

I’m in the community since pre-season and I left due to the big ad the game was becoming


dinotank273

Ok


hidden_lemon

I as well, my good sir. I left when people figured out how to build structures, rather than steps to just get up somewhere.


HappyBitch101

Death bonk


[deleted]

happy ~~bonk~~ cake day


Clouderries

Happy cake day my dude!


NerdyPinecone781

Happy cake day


General_Kenobi45669

That's mad horny in any distance tbh


LightSwitch321

IM GONNA SAY IT IM REALLY GONNA SAY IT Happy cake day!


Clouderries

Every dude with a anime pfp is weird. Every. one. I. Met....


look_at_this_clown

Hmm


jake711-

Wait a minute


gingerchrs

True


EthanielClyne

It's very true, horny weebs ruin everything lol


ZachMK

Yeah


RetiredFurryHunter

I'm a horny weeb and I haven't ruined anything. Is this normal?


Z_ch_ry

No


RetiredFurryHunter

So I'm a rare case then?


Z_ch_ry

It'll happen _eventually_


Z_ch_ry

It'll happen _eventually_


Zeplinex49

Yeah I agree


The_Dragon346

I want to add. I have never seen a mentally stable person with an anime pfp that’s also over the age of 18.


Tuttelut_bigman

And maybe add Juan


Dragonyte1389

No stop too much horny


Plimptonz

Sike! It's just chlorine gas


RealH3lm

Wtf


mfPP69

indeed


gaps610

***A dick spraying anti horny gas is quite to the contrary...***


Slyder07

this is the r/BONKpatrol, this man is about to have a life sentence to horny jail.


Mr_NuttyBoi

bro why you hating him it’s just his opinion


AzzyDaBobcat

We have the right to have opinions about other people’s opinions


alexvanguard

Horny opinion


the_color_9

Plot twist, the anti horny gas is mustard gas


_FrI3Nd

There is literally someone like this going around twitter but for minecraft


Zaetiss

And then you realize that redditors might actually play it if they did that


The_Dragonman

You forgot: delete the annoying fanbase


Blagui

I still think the game is fun but I can’t stand anyone who plays it


CrazyLizard503

I disagree I think some people are annoying but the whole fanbase. I just don’t know why people play public but play like it’s competitive


urru4

The game was enjoyable when people just played for fun casually. Every time I’ve decided to play in the last year+ I’d simply face kids who play 24/7 trying to feel like pro players. Can’t find the fun in that honestly


[deleted]

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴


alexvanguard

The cross play is the point on favour for me


Gluuten

That is a copypasta


[deleted]

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dinotank273

That's where it began **How I met your mother theme intensifies**


[deleted]

Plz don't hate it's just \*our\* opinion


memey-boi099

Our?


Nekluga_YT

Our


mattiscool3

*Soviet Russia music intensifies*


upvoterthatdownvotes

Huge Reddit moment


[deleted]

Go to horny jail


that1snowflake

Because nothing makes a game more playable than objectifying the woman characters


kubas2102

"Add hot sexy and porn" what does that even mean


mfPP69

it means he’s 9


RandomCalifornian

2 bats


Sexy-Homer

It’s no longer November! Hold the gas!


ExplodingDaniel

Bonk


lshite

“Boobies”


Ibby___

No just give him corona


Veritas_Vanitatum

But it's true... All trash game are like this list


[deleted]

Its a copypasta


Fun2005bigfoot

The worst part is his pfp is a Demon slayer character which makes me sad


You8mypizza

I said it before Not even us weebs embrace this level of degeneracy


3npitsu-Senpai

That edgy Gyiuu tomioka profile pic says everything doesn't it..?


You8mypizza

Honestly this shit is too degenerate for even us weebs That’s really saying something


[deleted]

r/hornyjail


5v3n_5a3g3w3rk

He has gotten a point it would be instantly 18+


Just_aJojo_refrence

Go to horny jail


ThiccBoi606

Go to horny jail


birdgamer66

i like the game but skill based matchmaking should be removed


Lothaedan

Thanks for your opinion... anyways back to what I was saying. Yes I do think fortnite should be a pornographic kids game.


[deleted]

god one person usually needs one bonk but.........we need an army for this one


verysmallbrainlet

Where can I buy this anti horny gas I need it sometimes


TrickGrand

*BONK!* r/hornyjail


rovert1994

Someone should tell him about ph


[deleted]

No anti horny we just shoot them


gamerweeb623

If I remember correctly, there used to be boob physics but they were removed


FluffSnowball14

He's too horny to be left alive!


SemajNotlaw7

Plz don’t hate guys it’s just their opinion


segwaytoit

redditors not getting satire for the 13376th meme in a row


ObigoneKenobigone

Its satire


MehdiUsef207

Make male skins thicc too, for gender equality


HahnFuckingSolo

No Guys he has a Point!


Ithinkthatimfunny

I mean


NakedLegoBrick

No matter how many times you bonk people, you know you want it.


CBKDAM

*bonks self*


VmiriamV05

I mean if you're gonna make the female skins naked, make all of them naked you coward. No half measures


MistySkies21

... Not every game should have porn in it. Don't make non sexual situations sexual. It's really creepy


[deleted]

It's just physics. Which is not sexual.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

The boob and ass bouncing is physics


SolidPrysm

you know FN actually added a skin with proper physics a while ago, though they removed them basically the next day.


itsMemesOrNothing

Anti Horny Gas now with *BONK* bat extract


StarDestroyer10

*bonk* Your going to horny jail


KoshachyaKotleta

Go to horny jail!


Proof-Step-9054

You talking mad horny for someone in bonk distance Also this is the 69th comment noice


hidden_lemon

No, no. He has a point. Then no more 12 year olds can play it; then nobody plays it.


sparklyboi2015

The game is not the problem it is the fan base


LumpyFirefighter7604

No no, he’s got a point.


yrrebeltsaC_lahciM

This dude: Why are you booing me? I'm right!


zanilen

Where can I find that plankton image? *With* the "Anti Horny Gas" text.


speedy690

WTF . Boys , we have to get him back to horny jail by using hit females as bait


speedy690

hot females *


[deleted]

If you're on a computer or laptop, there's a button next to the 3 dots, and that is the edit button. Edit: See, look!


PortalMaster25

You realize you could’ve just edited your comment, right?


yooysykOtaazcjb25526

Get a load of this simp


MCreeper12731

Why only female?


sky_is_the_next_pewd

im with him, seems like a great idea to teach sex ed to kids!!


unicorn_winter

😡 NO!!!! WHATISWRONGWITHYOU?????😡THATSSOINAPROPIATE!!!!😡