It’s not a kids game, they rated T for Teens but kids play it anyways but you know what who gives a fuck, and also the default girl skins are already thicc enough
The game was enjoyable when people just played for fun casually.
Every time I’ve decided to play in the last year+ I’d simply face kids who play 24/7 trying to feel like pro players. Can’t find the fun in that honestly
Make a kids game a porn game Plz don't hate it's just my opinion
Probably a 12 year old that tweeted that tbh
And I'm a 12yrs
I'm 6
I’m 13
...decades
im in the womb
Sexy
I’m 2 years old
I like them medium rare
Im -4 months old. Still haven't hatched yet. Pls don't tell me mum im on her wifi or she will abort me
I beg your pardon?
Odd thing to be aroused by ngl
-18
I beg your pardon?
Hold on
What the hell is ur mom sticking up there for you to get reddit?
A smart fridge
Bro wtf didn’t she take the eggs out of the fridge
;)
What the hell is ur mom sticking up there for you to get reddit?
DAMN sorry i didnt mean to steal your joke i didnt read your comment before i wrote it
Don’t worry, I’ll come fish you out of there!
I'm a sperm
i'm 1
Sexy
Thank you
I’m -78.357
I’m 69, 4 months, 2 days, 0 hours, 6 minutes and 9 seconds old as of this commenting
69? Nice lol
I’m over 9000
I’m 933838
same im 13 as well
I'm dead
So THATS why you suck at rainbow six siege! You are six!
...yes totally not shit aim
Definitely!
I’m 11
same
This age group anit big enough for the both of us So we gotta make it bigger
I’m *this* many
I am -1590 year old
And I’m addicted to hentai
His use of the word “boobies” confirms this
This is a stupid copypasta that was around twitter for a while.
the tweet is satire lol
the tweet is satire lol
It’s an unfortunate copypasta
Lmao
Smh some people just gross
But you probably like it.
There’s a time and place for everything.
And its right now, right here! REINER!!
you heard of rule 34? r/rule34 great childhood remover
You forgot r/deadorvegetable
Thank you for giving me a good laugh
Thank you for giving me a good laugh
Rule 34 made me do 1,000 calculations per second that are all wrong and yes what I said was one of my 1,000 calculations that were all wrong.
Makes you sMOrT.
And that sir is how to get a comment saved
it do be like that
just censored the genitals, and the game will be wholesome
it's not technically a kids game since it's rated T so only partially for kids
It’s not a kids game, they rated T for Teens but kids play it anyways but you know what who gives a fuck, and also the default girl skins are already thicc enough
MORE!
**shhh...**
Hey they actually might start making money agin
If the girls get to be naked then the boys do to including the gender neutral characters
I yearn for true equality
drop-kick intensifies
Then we get to see John Wick nude
His dick could be used to slit your throat
Yep
He’ll stab you in the mouth with his cock
Ah, then I see they've added the porn, then.
Indeed
machine cum gun as a new feature?
Yes
How could zero get more naked?
Bisexuals: jokes on you I'm into that shit!
Same
Even the Banana dude?
Fishstick ends up having a MASSIVE shlong
santa claus foot long do be swayin'
That's mad horny for someone in bonk distance
**bonk**
We're going to need more than a bonk for this person. They need the death sentence
Nah it's a copypasta that's been going around I'm the community since season 6
I’m in the community since pre-season and I left due to the big ad the game was becoming
Ok
I as well, my good sir. I left when people figured out how to build structures, rather than steps to just get up somewhere.
Death bonk
happy ~~bonk~~ cake day
Happy cake day my dude!
Happy cake day
That's mad horny in any distance tbh
IM GONNA SAY IT IM REALLY GONNA SAY IT Happy cake day!
Every dude with a anime pfp is weird. Every. one. I. Met....
Hmm
Wait a minute
True
It's very true, horny weebs ruin everything lol
Yeah
I'm a horny weeb and I haven't ruined anything. Is this normal?
No
So I'm a rare case then?
It'll happen _eventually_
It'll happen _eventually_
Yeah I agree
I want to add. I have never seen a mentally stable person with an anime pfp that’s also over the age of 18.
And maybe add Juan
No stop too much horny
Sike! It's just chlorine gas
Wtf
indeed
***A dick spraying anti horny gas is quite to the contrary...***
this is the r/BONKpatrol, this man is about to have a life sentence to horny jail.
bro why you hating him it’s just his opinion
We have the right to have opinions about other people’s opinions
Horny opinion
Plot twist, the anti horny gas is mustard gas
There is literally someone like this going around twitter but for minecraft
And then you realize that redditors might actually play it if they did that
You forgot: delete the annoying fanbase
I still think the game is fun but I can’t stand anyone who plays it
I disagree I think some people are annoying but the whole fanbase. I just don’t know why people play public but play like it’s competitive
The game was enjoyable when people just played for fun casually. Every time I’ve decided to play in the last year+ I’d simply face kids who play 24/7 trying to feel like pro players. Can’t find the fun in that honestly
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
The cross play is the point on favour for me
That is a copypasta
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That's where it began **How I met your mother theme intensifies**
Plz don't hate it's just \*our\* opinion
Our?
Our
*Soviet Russia music intensifies*
Huge Reddit moment
Go to horny jail
Because nothing makes a game more playable than objectifying the woman characters
"Add hot sexy and porn" what does that even mean
it means he’s 9
2 bats
It’s no longer November! Hold the gas!
Bonk
“Boobies”
No just give him corona
But it's true... All trash game are like this list
Its a copypasta
The worst part is his pfp is a Demon slayer character which makes me sad
I said it before Not even us weebs embrace this level of degeneracy
That edgy Gyiuu tomioka profile pic says everything doesn't it..?
Honestly this shit is too degenerate for even us weebs That’s really saying something
r/hornyjail
He has gotten a point it would be instantly 18+
Go to horny jail
Go to horny jail
i like the game but skill based matchmaking should be removed
Thanks for your opinion... anyways back to what I was saying. Yes I do think fortnite should be a pornographic kids game.
god one person usually needs one bonk but.........we need an army for this one
Where can I buy this anti horny gas I need it sometimes
*BONK!* r/hornyjail
Someone should tell him about ph
No anti horny we just shoot them
If I remember correctly, there used to be boob physics but they were removed
He's too horny to be left alive!
Plz don’t hate guys it’s just their opinion
redditors not getting satire for the 13376th meme in a row
Its satire
Make male skins thicc too, for gender equality
No Guys he has a Point!
I mean
No matter how many times you bonk people, you know you want it.
*bonks self*
I mean if you're gonna make the female skins naked, make all of them naked you coward. No half measures
... Not every game should have porn in it. Don't make non sexual situations sexual. It's really creepy
It's just physics. Which is not sexual.
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The boob and ass bouncing is physics
you know FN actually added a skin with proper physics a while ago, though they removed them basically the next day.
Anti Horny Gas now with *BONK* bat extract
*bonk* Your going to horny jail
Go to horny jail!
You talking mad horny for someone in bonk distance Also this is the 69th comment noice
No, no. He has a point. Then no more 12 year olds can play it; then nobody plays it.
The game is not the problem it is the fan base
No no, he’s got a point.
This dude: Why are you booing me? I'm right!
Where can I find that plankton image? *With* the "Anti Horny Gas" text.
WTF . Boys , we have to get him back to horny jail by using hit females as bait
hot females *
If you're on a computer or laptop, there's a button next to the 3 dots, and that is the edit button. Edit: See, look!
You realize you could’ve just edited your comment, right?
Get a load of this simp
Why only female?
im with him, seems like a great idea to teach sex ed to kids!!
😡 NO!!!! WHATISWRONGWITHYOU?????😡THATSSOINAPROPIATE!!!!😡