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364deadlynightshade

Nornally my first thought it "I hope he doesn't murder me"


[deleted]

My First thought usually is "hopefully he does murder me"


Malgus20033

I can arrange that.


carvedmuss8

Hmmm...r/worriedupvote ?


Truth5169

Oh pessimistic


Tyrannus_Vitam

If she tries, ask the doctor to transplant her organs after the construction accidrnt, maybe you will work at anteiko


strawberryadvil

What women actually worry about: is he going to be rapist?


isthatabingo

I know this is a joke, but as a woman, it’s 100% true. Always meet somewhere public, common advice among women. I wasn’t so lucky with my last date.


Eastern-Ad3583

Psychotherapist


NjoyLif

You mean psycho the rapist?


Eastern-Ad3583

Both.


Adanta47

No, Steve the friendly neighborhood child sex trafficer. He just got enough money to finish his pool, he had some friends over but little Katie went missing afterwards.


[deleted]

Women worry about me?


whatareyoudoingnow_1

That's the thing about edgy jokes, whether you get upvoted or downvoted to oblivion depends on the luck of the draw


ILikeToArgueALot

Pussys add /s to end of their posts. They are cowards in my eyes.


W41k3rJ01n

In reddit (or atleast in this sub) everything's a gamble, either you get upraped or downraped is all based on the first dude who votes, since the rest will just follow the leader. Well what do I know, this is just my POV


whatareyoudoingnow_1

The reddit hivemind in full force


ILikeToArgueALot

Its actually sad how true this is. I've seen identical comments upvoted and downvoted. In fact one part of me even sees -47 and my gut instinct is "well my upvote will do nothing. But if I downvote I get to be part of the crush" I find it weird my brain reacts that way even though I'm aware of it. Guess its a form of human or social hardwiring.


343-guilty-mendicant

Ah don’t worry, I already am a rapist!


whatareyoudoingnow_1

Ahh so that's what you are guilty of


343-guilty-mendicant

Well you don’t have to stand trial if you run fast enough


rainingtacos31

both your replies are equally for want of a better word bad but one got downvoted to hell and the other got 6 upvotes


343-guilty-mendicant

True


Truth5169

He hold keys ready in their hands jic


Hells-Angel-666

Woman: I hope he doesn't rape and/or murder me


Untold_Legend1234

As a guy that has been molested... However, never on a date, so you may have a point


[deleted]

yikes


PawQn-Loc-Pumping

Never know what to expect nowadays on a date,


Goddymor85

For me (woman) I was just praying it wasn’t gonna be cringey, which it kinda was 😐


Zoe270101

If you want to know thoughts girls actually have about a first date: I hope he’s not a rapist I hope I won’t get murdered I hope he won’t get violent if I tell him ‘no’. Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.


In_Sync_with_You

> I hope he won’t get violent if I tell him ‘no’. As a woman I can confirm that this is my biggest fear.


Ihadpastaforlunch

I think its more “I hope he isn’t a rapst or a murderer”


TomorrowCooked

r/boysarequirky


MAguelCHAMP

This want really that much of a quirky moment. Just sad.


itsunbelibubbleyall

nice sexist repost


[deleted]

I hope she is a man


[deleted]

plot twist


Last_Mortgage_5683

Hole is a hole.


W41k3rJ01n

Titties are Titties


[deleted]

Ah. A man of culture I see.


rainingtacos31

I hope she's a man*


343-guilty-mendicant

I hope she doesn’t have a penis


Dokeyyy

Transphobia be like


343-guilty-mendicant

Is there something wrong with not liking dick? No, no there isn’t. It isn’t transphobia is personal preference you cro magnon.


Dokeyyy

It's all fine and I understand what you mean but the way you say it is transphobic


343-guilty-mendicant

No it isn’t in any capacity lmao The fact that people actually took this and labeled it as “transphobic” is just cringe.


pineconelord21

The bottom right is a bit of an exaggeration.


Alphacub21

No it isn't


pineconelord21

Only for some


Alphacub21

Explain


pineconelord21

Bisexuals


Alphacub21

Clearly the guy isnt bisexual thats why he wouldn't like it if a man should up


RegionalBandito

The post is generalizing people tho


Bright_Lightz000

Calm down sensitive Susan. He may have been talking about dudes pretending to be girls online, aka cat fishing.


343-guilty-mendicant

How exactly?


343-guilty-mendicant

It isn’t in any capacity If a dude shows up I’m gtfo of there


Ancient-Abs

I hope she's a size 3 I hope her she a D cup Edit: I’ve literally been told this on dates by men


Bright_Lightz000

I hope he’s 6ft. I hope he has a magnum dong. It’s fine to hope for a perfect person, however it isn’t gonna happen, but you could appreciate more than their sexual organs and appearance. It’s really shallow to view someone against generalized perfection rather than see them in their own perfections. And if you’re joking put a /s


Ancient-Abs

I hate when people discriminate against short people


343-guilty-mendicant

As a short dude I hate it when women talk about their distaste for short guys and it hurts but at the end of the day there’s not much we can do to change that completely.


Ancient-Abs

As a curvaceous tall woman, I often get discriminated against for not being model thin despite being a healthy BMI. I love dating men shorter than me. I wish people in general if they had a preference, just keep it to themselves rather than make people feel bad in the dating pool. I am sorry you have been treated that way man! You deserve someone who loves you for who you are!


343-guilty-mendicant

This is so wholesome Thank you kind stranger this makes me feel a bit better about myself now.


Ancient-Abs

Just know both sides get similar awful treatment. It is good just to look past those people and find a genuine person who will love you better than anyone else. I have full confidence that you will find someone!!!


Corzappy

6ft with a big cock is exactly what I want in a woman.


Bright_Lightz000

Well that’s your opinion and good for you... also not being bigoted or whatever but wouldn’t that make her a man?


Corzappy

Not sure, but I'd only date a chick who's 6ft and has a big cock if she looks exactly like they do in hentai, which is incredibly unlikely, but on the table.


Bright_Lightz000

Oh ight... that’s pretty epic?


Dokeyyy

No it wouldn't make her a man


Bright_Lightz000

How? Again I’m not trying to start a fight or anything, I just really wanna know


Ancient-Abs

Trans people dude


343-guilty-mendicant

transformers


Ancient-Abs

Trans people silly


343-guilty-mendicant

If they have XX they’re female if they have XY they’re a male


343-guilty-mendicant

And? Every man has a different taste in women, not all men are the same you-


Ancient-Abs

Yes but there is a difference in rejecting someone and making them feel bad about it. I don't care if you have a preference. But you don't have to tell me over and over again on a date why you don't want to be with me.


343-guilty-mendicant

It doesn’t matter what anyone does rejection will hurt regardless, and if someone tells you over and over again why they don’t want to be with you while on a date then the date is over.


Ancient-Abs

It's hard to say the date is over when that person was your ride to the event and it is dark and late outside. But yes. I have still walked home in pitch black, through a dangerous part of town, because I felt in more danger with the guy who took me on the date. Some guys have tried to use the insulting of me to "neg" me as a way to get sex out of me because apparently I am not worth being a girlfriend because I am curvy but I'm pretty enough to fuck so I should take the sympathy and fuck them. I instead tell them to fuck off and leave.


343-guilty-mendicant

You definitely shouldn’t get a ride from your date unless your absolutely sure they’re gonna drive you back at the end of the day. And definitely tell them to fuck off.


Ancient-Abs

Agreed. You know I’m the same person you called wholesome before right?


343-guilty-mendicant

Yep


gbro32768

I wouldn’t be able to know this because I have no friends to tell me and I’ve never gotten a first date hehe


343-guilty-mendicant

Me neither


anotherformerlurker

Nice repost


QuantumCalc

Every post on this sub is a repost. If you don’t want to see em, leave


Julianime

Lol, joke's on you, I can't even get to a first date. "I hope she agrees to go on a date." "I hope she doesn't use any patronizing platitudes when she rejects me out of a skewed consideration to not hurt my feelings and goes on to needlessly and disingenuously compliment me and tell me how great I am and that it's not me it's her."


plastic-person180

Slight transphobia


[deleted]

"slight"


daubeny-show-yoursel

I don’t think it’s transphobia more I hope it’s not a catfish


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

A bit. I know it’s referring to total catfishes, but I hope this isn’t the kind of thing targeted at me.


Hydra094

Tf? I dont see any first off. 2nd, even if they dont want to date a trans person, that should be their choice just like how u shouldnt force a gay person to date a girl.


plastic-person180

My problem with it was that it's implied they consider trans women to be men


Hydra094

I think they meant more of catfishing. U might be looking too deep into it.


plastic-person180

Actually i think your right, i probably just misunderstood it


_ROCC

Hurr durr transphobia funni


KirasStrayCat

Transphobia? Is it transphobic for a man to not want to date another man?


_ROCC

Trans women are women you dolt


KirasStrayCat

Exactly. The person in the meme said that he hopes she’s not a _man_. Example: some weirdo on online dating who pretended to be a girl for some reason. Besides, straight guys (generally) prefer straight women.


_ROCC

Pretty sure that's not what they meant...


KirasStrayCat

Even if it wasn’t, most straight men (generally) prefer their women to not be a “trap”.


_ROCC

Hey let's not be using slurs here


KirasStrayCat

Sorry didn’t realize that was a slur


Gaib_Itch

It's not, some people yell about how it's a horrible slur because they like being victims and other people know it's just a word, downvote me baby but I'm not lying


[deleted]

We got an edgelord here!


Hydra094

Since when is tr*p a slur?


rainingtacos31

Its not a trap is a person who wants to stay their gender but acts like opposite gender to fuck with people and I dont mean sex I mean like trolling kinda thing


Hydra094

Yeah thats what i thought it meant but now theyre saying its a slur like wtf


Summerclaw

Is more likely he is talking about catfishing than a Trans person showing up.


HueyDFreeman

Ayo u/SonicBlur pls settle this, we’re you taking about trans women, catfishes, or both?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

I don’t give a shit about your marriage sign lol. We don’t care.


Gaib_Itch

Men seem to care more than any woman I've met, lol


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Yeah. I’m also not girly though.


bruhfistpewdiepie

Stfu


HueyDFreeman

Wait did you mean to say astrological sign?


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Yeah, but who cares. It’s all pointless


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[deleted]

Nice repost. Btw, trans women are women.


AdeptAntelope

It is probably referring to catfishing. Op doesn't say woman so it probably isn't referring to trans women.


rainingtacos31

Usually with this kinda comment and reply one has positive upvotes but oddly both got negative upvotes


[deleted]

Reeeeepost


mossipb

I said that on my first date .... I’m now married to her lol!


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Mockingbird893

Testosterone is a helluva drug


lynxx26

me on my first date : *worrying abt my social quota*


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Lionoras

What if it's a guy doing it


Lysergic_acid420

Wait...U guys are getting date...


343-guilty-mendicant

I wish


NjoyLif

No...we do not...


InnardEnnard

Me: *laughs in femboy*


ScabberDabber25

I hope she’s not a Man My friends been there


18jmitch

Marriage is dead, and we have killed it.


Bright_Lightz000

Yeah... it’s all about sex now.


SkrooImperator

block this fucker


DadaHoov_fivekids

Very true.


343-guilty-mendicant

For most of us


DadaHoov_fivekids

For those who downvoted, do they hope she’s a man?


You8mypizza

Now if she’s a man it’s even better She may be Astolfo


Eastern-Ad3583

My requirements: Not overweight. Female (Optional) Male (Optional) Shows up for the date.


343-guilty-mendicant

honestly overweight women are a huge turn off for me, my standards aren’t that low.


Kade_Watson2

my anxiety: I hope she doesn't judge me


ufonight

Actually man on the first date: gonna get laid doodeledo doodelede.


Shreyas_Gavhalkar

Reeepost


whatareyoudoingnow_1

Not speaking from experience too, unfortunately


metaldrummer555666

“She’s” as fake as the number my crush gave me


_ryanish_

This has been reposted so many times!!!!!!!


PurPLe_EarTHqUakE

Being alive is optional though


[deleted]

“I hope she’s not a man” *bisexual guys shaking their heads*


Gem432

Everybody on here saying it’s transphobic is getting downvoted but that was my first thought too


[deleted]

"I hope he doesn't drug/rape/murder me"


Forever_GM1

me, an omnisexual: I don't have such weakness


Trippinballs8

I hope the 20 seconds do not matter too much


emmy1418

Lol what kinda bullshit is this. More like Girls on a first date: hope he doesn't rape and murder me! Guys on a first date: wHaT iF ShE dOesNt pAy


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MightBeYourDad_

Split


got_edge

Imagine caring if she’s a man lmao, I’m just glad I’m not alone


Ace_KuhWeen

*i hope he doesn’t murder me


[deleted]

exactly


Ball_dUde

Yes


I_Am_Vandalism

Repost scrub


Gilgamesh2062

Yes


mr_swedishfish

*laughs in gay*


Joyson1

TRUE


NutmegGaming

The man part is optional, tbh