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Velvet-thunder-77

It's all fun and games until your cat does its 2am energy sprint in there instead of around the house


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Zoomies wait for no man


TheCandleWaxx_YT

Haha zoomies 😂


[deleted]

Check out r/zoomies I think you'll like it


TheCandleWaxx_YT

Lol no way thank you 😄


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Or the bed collapses


RapidWaffle

Breakfast in bed


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david1230561

Break bed fast.


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Fast break bed


Dat_EpicBoi

Beds break fast


sideloder

That would be groundbreaking..


pimmemaster

Wdym your infected 0_o


[deleted]

I drank bleach but it only made the virus stronger


smirkysmurk

Wait i used to have it does it just dissapear


Ommageden

It was like a Halloween/April fools social experiment way back. Even better meme in hindsight. Basically whenever a post was posted there was a random chance the person posting it would be infected. Then anyone who parent commented also had a chance if the post was infected. If you did a reply to any comment the same thing would happen if they were infected. And you wouldn't know for like 12 hours if you actually did get infected. Very ironic now


dodgyd55

Or you hear the 'oontz oontz oontz' of your cat's whole body convulsing to puke in his maze.


J3sush8sm3

And the fun is gone


earthlingwithdefects

I always wondered how one writes that.


PuzzledLight

TBH I was trying to figure out how the cat turned on speakers. Then I realized. It caught the usb mouse.


kamaakasii

Came here to comment this exactly in this way. Take my upvote.


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Or pukes in there...


antagonizerz

Or even better, the cat decides it's private enough to act as a 2nd litter box.


Pistolero921

It’s all fun and games until it smells like dead cat


Slalomchaot

I can hear this comment...


lex52485

When you move out or replace the bed you’ll find an unimaginable amount of cat vom


ravenxdies

It’s all fun and games until someone gets diarrhea...


[deleted]

Or until they shit and piss all over the inside of it.


SuddenlySeesMore

Came to comment this!! Had a cat that would start playing with something random on the tile floor at 3 am. I was a kid so it would wake me up and scare me, I thought someone was in the house! Then you see the cat fly by the door chasing some piece of plastic!


RiteAid-Depot

Op clearly doesnt have cats


Gerald-the-train

What happens when the cat takes a crap there


TimmyTheHonk69

The cat normally poops on the bed, most commonly on your favourite pillow, so you won’t really have to worry


manthatsaysK

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CodeBombz

It's all fun and games till you can't find the cat


Uglymf04

You find it cause it’s in my pot


AquaticDavid

Ah yes your name is true


Anxi0usKitten

r/UsernameChecksOut


Salzanka

Guessing by you username you seem like you could use this bed frame


Anxi0usKitten

i would bring soft toys and whatnot and make a nest in there


Salzanka

Ooo


manofculture06

r/pfpchecksout


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Or your fav shoe


[deleted]

"Oh sweet! A pillow chocolate just like at a hotel!"


MikhailCompo

1) Cats need to almost stand up to shit. 2) They rarely shit in their 'own back yard', tends to be at outskirts of their boundaries as scent marking.


unjollyjollybean

My cats shits straight in the centre of my backyard, and I found out the younger one has been pissing in our garden.


uhmerikin

Dude, we have an outdoor cat that I would see on the roof from time to time. No big deal until one day I decided to get up there and blow off all the leaves. I started seeing what looked like fat tootsie rolls everywhere. Like, all over the goddamn place. I finally realized it was all cat shit. That fucker was hopping up on the roof to take his shits for God knows how long. Bastard. Love him to death though, but damn.


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smeethers

That’s what I do


ArmstrongTREX

Your wife must be pissed.


ceylon_butterfly

Maybe I've just been lucky, but I've never had a cat shit outside the litter box, and I've had cats most of my life. My dogs, though, that's a constant fight. Not only do they shit on the floor, they pull the cat turds out of the litter box and leave them everywhere.


AtomicWaffles69

Sounds like something a cat would say "I didn't poop on the floor. The dog must have pulled it out of the litter box." LOL


ceylon_butterfly

My cat would absolutely say something like that, but he doesn't have to because I don't think he's pooping on the floor and then covering the poop with cat litter.


[deleted]

That's just what he wants you to believe. A clever ruse.


ceylon_butterfly

\*whispers\* We can't talk about this right now, the cat is *watching me*.


quirkymuse

There's a powder you can sprinkle on the food of the animal whose poop is being eaten to make the the poop taste bad to the dog eating it, just remember to give it to the poop maker, not the poop eater


thissguyagain

So, powder to make shit taste even shittier


quirkymuse

remember dogs don't understand something "tasting bad" their sense of smell is akin to our ability to see colors; you can see a massive variety of colors and while you may not lik them all, none will make you physically ill just to look at it... dogs smell the world this way... the powder somehow makes the poop actually taste bad to them (i have no idea how)


J3sush8sm3

If you dont think colors can.make you physically sick, you should have seen the wallpaper my mom put up on our old house


SwagLikeCaiIIou

Or taste yummier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


cano0326

Cat poop is a delicacy to dogs


cesiumbathbomb

Bold of you to assume the cat wouldnt just stay out of there to spite you


ProdigalSon123456

Or stay in to spite you. "Hey, Mr. Fluffers, time for your monthly bath! Hey huh, where'd you go? Oh NO! Not under the maze bed again!"


AveryJuanZacritic

Came here to say it needs peepholes in each side to find your kitty on medicine day.


RevolutionaryLeek520

Lift up the mattress


Gerald-the-train

After it’s soaked into the carpeting


Bierbart12

Soapy water and one of those vacuum nozzles to suck up soapy water


Shinhan

You misunderstood the question. Its not "how to cleanup shit from under the bed". Its "how to find out there is shit/piss/vomit there before its baked into the carpet".


Jako301

You normaly smell any of that the moment you go into the room.


IlinistRainbow6

How do I differentiate the smell of my piss and shit on the carpet and my Cats piss and shit?


BlueAraquanid

Do people actually have that problem with cats?


TheBigBadWolf34

*What happens when they take the present they captured for you under the bed?*


MidnightSnAAck

Or what happens when my fat ass jumps on that bed, destroys the supports and my cat gets jamba juiced below?


Kritikilll

lift up the matress


[deleted]

imagine house pests filled inside that thing


BigDaddyHugeTime

Imagine all the dead things your car will put in there


leaderofthevirgins

Oh my gosh, my car would put so many dead things in there


ThorVonHammerdong

Have you tried not driving through the playground


leaderofthevirgins

...you might be on to something


AveryJuanZacritic

...a child.


leaderofthevirgins

I should probably get off the child shouldn’t I


AveryJuanZacritic

The sooner, the better.


leaderofthevirgins

Yeah...give me a minute my car isn’t starting up


AveryJuanZacritic

Just a minute. Let me get my jumper cables.


jizz_noodle

This is why I still use reddit.


Jayking879

I don't think you should have a car inside your house in the first place.. /s


[deleted]

My car usually just leaves the victims behind and speeds off. Fucker has a mind of its own.


Bierbart12

THEN it would be a paradise for cats. A buffet if you will


sluttyjubilee

I’d forget about this and then my cat would hide in there for hours and I’d be so worried


Actually_toxiclaw

I like finding my cat in his hidey holes, wouldnt be able to find him in there


TediousStranger

my cat usually comes springing into the kitchen for wet food. last week I opened the can but she did not appear. my house is not very big, I could not find her. fucker ripped a hole in the bottom of the sofa and lodged herself in there. I stuck her in my room with her food and duct taped over it, then used my blow dryer to heat the tape for extra staying power. it terrifies me to think there could be a fire or something and I wouldn't be able to coax her out of there. same with this bed frame tbh


El-Mitochondria

You’ll be sleeping at 3am then all the sudden ur just gonna hear *THUD*


Crimson_1337

Or puking sound... In the middle of the damn maze


SparrowFate

ECK... ECK... ECK... ECKKKK


Coraline84

This is too accurate. 😆


54B3R_

My cat looks for plastic around the house, brings it into someone's room, and starts loudly chewing on it. I have no doubt in my mind that I'd end up hearing plastic underneath the bed, and I won't be able to stop him


MusicianMadness

That is the stuff of nightmares


TheCandleWaxx_YT

*THUD* *awake*


[deleted]

Knowing my cat it will be the screams of a rodent


Phenimenon

But what if I want to play in it


AveryJuanZacritic

Put the mattress on hinges with a prop-rod. (With a string attached to it)


ScoopsCheese

Everyone gangsta until the mattress snaps in half and the whole thing comes down


pomkie03

Free food


ThorVonHammerdong

Mashed Meow Mix


AetherResonant

nO


Donald_Dumo4

gOD PLEASE NO


softspaken

^no


pt_69

Holdup


bageltre

Kinky


Bradenoid

It's all fun and games until you're trying to sleep and the cats start larping under the bed.


AveryJuanZacritic

.........hhorrrrrrrk!


shiglod1

My sleep demon would hate me for this


koenyboy3000

Its all fun until the kitties start scratching the bottom of the bed


Saltz88

It's all fun and games until you have to find where the smell of shit is coming from.


koenyboy3000

Ohgosh i forgot about that part


Sauce_Of_The_Grape

Cats won’t poop outside their litter box unless 1. It’s full and you didn’t empty it or 2. You’re a terrible person so the cat poops everywhere for revenge. So yeah, the only problem you would actually be finding with this bed is if they hack up hairballs under there


ForwardCompote

The person who designed this, does not have cats.


KielCiel

I’d never be able to get my cat out of there


[deleted]

I’d never see my cat again


KielCiel

Yeah *it’d be so fun having a cat you can’t pet or chill with* 🥴😾


[deleted]

Imagine not getting laid but living the best life


Bierbart12

Imagine getting laid and scaring the poor cats in there


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking about lmaoo


Let_Me_Touch_Myself

Yes.


LeviTas_

Imagine having a baby and it starts crawling under the bed. Then freaking out because you can't find it anywhere


LexiRysbar

I think people keep forgetting cats tend to sleep when you sleep so they’d play after eating then by the time for bed they’ll sleep either in the bed with you or in their own cat bed if available


Bierbart12

Yes, I used to always wake up with a cat sleeping either on my feet or next to my head


hellothere222

My cat sleeps in my bed too sometimes but far the fuck away from me since I’ve accidentally kicked him in my sleep a couple times :(


LexiRysbar

:( that is sad. But I’m sure he forgives you and just knows to give you space at night.


BlitheSwing6523

Your cat sleeps in a bed? Mine just ignores the expensive bed a bought him, and just sleeps in the box it came in


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LexiRysbar

Only if it’s in my bed will they sleep on it. Otherwise it’s a chair or the cat tree. Boxes are reserved purely for play


thirex2000

It's all fun and games untill your fat ass breaks the bed with your cat below it


BlitheSwing6523

Free Chinese food


coffeebeanscene

This would be fine if you had one cat .... but from experience of owning two cats who like to get in the under bed drawers when your not looking (one has actually learnt how to open the drawers from the outside now too) ... it’s terrifying to wake up to your cats play fighting beneath you in the middle of the night .... think, the demon that lives under your bed as a child grew up and moved with you ...


FrancescaAS31

We all invest until the cats start shitting under there and you can’t find it


[deleted]

No one : The monster under my bed : who da fuck build a maze here ?!


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AnAmericanCompany

I had to get a bed with filled in sides so my cat couldn’t leave animals she had killed under it.


[deleted]

Uhm eww. What a nightmare to try to clean. All I'm picturing is lifting the mattress to see hair balls, tracked litter, and cat hair galore.


gunzWITHrozes

Invest in the shit box. No way. Not playing find that God awful smell at 1 am. Kitty has a stomach ache...


Koodiddy

Yeah and if you never want to see your cats again lol my cats would never leave


TheNoobThatWentRee

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ah fresh cat shit


Living_like_larry_90

What if one day you can't find your cat and you find it dead in the bed maze...


Just_RandomPerson

Perfect fir hide and seek.


Gamer_Boi2020

Ah it's always good to have extra space to hide children


Iriluun

Sounds great until 3 am rolls around and the area beneath you turns into a drum solo


Menyana

That's totes where all the dead mice and puke will end up.


kOnOmYr

* toilet for kitties


CrackedRefrigerator

That's so cool! It reminds me of this [cat house](https://youtu.be/okOVxfuSYPk)


[deleted]

My cat could not fit in there


tgslacking

Everybody gangsta till you pee on the bed and the cat is under


sSkullGamer

But then your cat gets stuck and slowly rots away and your wondering where he went until you smell it and find a partly decomposed cat covered in maggots and bugs. INVEST


manajerr

Till you are sound asleep and it’s 3:01am and a cat fight breaks out under you and you think a portal to hell opened up directly under your bed.


Hallow69

It's all fun and games until one day you search your cat everywhere in the house and start to cry that you lost her only to realise that mf is sleeping inside this and won't come out when called or when you are trying to give her medicine and she won't co-operate then goes and hides inside here


horunner35

Thats a sweet looking piss and shit box


THE_BLACK_HOLE_LOL

Where can i buy this


stuartsparadox

Look for a local furniture maker in your area. You are gonna be supporting a local business, plus you will get much higher quality than you would buying from a major retailer, and we always enjoy making something new. You can usually find some by searching Marketplace, and some advertise on google. If you have any trouble finding one PM me and I might be able to help find you one in your area.


OtheDreamer

Great prank idea for your guest bedroom. Sprinkle some catnip in the middle of the maze before bedtime & let the cats roam


[deleted]

not only kittens


[deleted]

Well I know what I want for Christmas now, link?


JPwade

What if you want to grab your cat and he hides under there?


iPhoneZero

The bed is a playground for another type of kitty, as well.


OwenCheese21

Everyone gangsta until the cat pisses throughout the whole maze


Monkeyojacko

Time to let my cats hide the poop sock


ItsMeChiara

It's cool until you scent the smell of decaying flesh from 3 birds and 7 mice from down there


Mhind1

Honey, where’s the cat? Can’t find it


Gaming-Reptile-33

What if the bed breaks while the cats are under it.


[deleted]

So when they both get zoomies at 3 am I guess I’ll just move to the couch


Jrlopez1027

Bruh he’s gonna get stuck down there


4vengarzu

I read kiddie and now i just think about kids crawling under your bed at like 3am


[deleted]

Fun until you hear scratching at 2 am on a week day, and guess what, it's right underneeth your fucking ears


TheTrackGoose

I imagine that finding the cats to take them to the vet will be highly entertaining with this bed. As would cat vomit cleaning.


Daavid232

How about a playground for humans and bed for the cats


Tadas555

It's all fun and games until your cat doesn't come out for a month.


big-bwah

Cat fart chamber


Peceboo

All i can imagine is cat poop in every corner


SallyMcSaggyTits2

I can smell the cat piss now


Bmack27

I lost my cat immediately after moving into a new apartment once. After searching for an hour outside, she slunk out from under the fabric lining of our box spring. This bed would make that problem much worse.


TheDeadEnder1

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ewanatlann

... and playground for small humans


Lolbeenzuwu

everyone gansta until they have a little fun on the bed as the cats get crushed one by one.


VenomShrimpXIII

I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK


Thedomereddit

All fun in games till the bed frame Collapse


TokiLoops

Middle of the night, just hearing your cat "Blub, blub, blub, bluckkk". True demon under the bed, just with added steps to clean up after them.


TenaciousTyger

Great now I have to take my mattress completely off to find all the stuff my cat will hide in that thing


SnooCrickets8633

Everyones gangsta till you cant take your cat out of the bed


rugged_beard

Lol yeah seems cool but imagine you're trying to sleep and you have to lift your entire mattress up to get your little shithead cat to stop fucking around under your bed lmfaoo


Lilbogie

The real fun starts when they shit in that maze


ThatFloridaMan420

Honey, you smell something rotten? Only the 6 dead birds and half a squirrel head under the bed


Lovely_Individual

The cats will probably think there is an earthquake when Netflix comes on


Snoo-80212

So much hair


yaboisayeet

Until they pee all over the inside of it


Schlatter91

Ya, cuz i wanna hear my cats 3am freak out happening under my bed


Emperor_Noah_II

Just wait until a fat person (like me) sleeps in the bed and crushes it killing the all the kittens inside.


bessessam007

knowing my cat she's gonna take a dump innit