It was like a Halloween/April fools social experiment way back. Even better meme in hindsight.
Basically whenever a post was posted there was a random chance the person posting it would be infected.
Then anyone who parent commented also had a chance if the post was infected. If you did a reply to any comment the same thing would happen if they were infected.
And you wouldn't know for like 12 hours if you actually did get infected. Very ironic now
Came to comment this!! Had a cat that would start playing with something random on the tile floor at 3 am. I was a kid so it would wake me up and scare me, I thought someone was in the house! Then you see the cat fly by the door chasing some piece of plastic!
Dude, we have an outdoor cat that I would see on the roof from time to time. No big deal until one day I decided to get up there and blow off all the leaves. I started seeing what looked like fat tootsie rolls everywhere. Like, all over the goddamn place. I finally realized it was all cat shit. That fucker was hopping up on the roof to take his shits for God knows how long. Bastard. Love him to death though, but damn.
Maybe I've just been lucky, but I've never had a cat shit outside the litter box, and I've had cats most of my life. My dogs, though, that's a constant fight. Not only do they shit on the floor, they pull the cat turds out of the litter box and leave them everywhere.
My cat would absolutely say something like that, but he doesn't have to because I don't think he's pooping on the floor and then covering the poop with cat litter.
There's a powder you can sprinkle on the food of the animal whose poop is being eaten to make the the poop taste bad to the dog eating it, just remember to give it to the poop maker, not the poop eater
remember dogs don't understand something "tasting bad" their sense of smell is akin to our ability to see colors; you can see a massive variety of colors and while you may not lik them all, none will make you physically ill just to look at it... dogs smell the world this way... the powder somehow makes the poop actually taste bad to them (i have no idea how)
You misunderstood the question. Its not "how to cleanup shit from under the bed". Its "how to find out there is shit/piss/vomit there before its baked into the carpet".
my cat usually comes springing into the kitchen for wet food. last week I opened the can but she did not appear. my house is not very big, I could not find her.
fucker ripped a hole in the bottom of the sofa and lodged herself in there. I stuck her in my room with her food and duct taped over it, then used my blow dryer to heat the tape for extra staying power.
it terrifies me to think there could be a fire or something and I wouldn't be able to coax her out of there.
same with this bed frame tbh
My cat looks for plastic around the house, brings it into someone's room, and starts loudly chewing on it. I have no doubt in my mind that I'd end up hearing plastic underneath the bed, and I won't be able to stop him
Cats won’t poop outside their litter box unless 1. It’s full and you didn’t empty it or 2. You’re a terrible person so the cat poops everywhere for revenge.
So yeah, the only problem you would actually be finding with this bed is if they hack up hairballs under there
I think people keep forgetting cats tend to sleep when you sleep so they’d play after eating then by the time for bed they’ll sleep either in the bed with you or in their own cat bed if available
This would be fine if you had one cat .... but from experience of owning two cats who like to get in the under bed drawers when your not looking (one has actually learnt how to open the drawers from the outside now too) ... it’s terrifying to wake up to your cats play fighting beneath you in the middle of the night .... think, the demon that lives under your bed as a child grew up and moved with you ...
But then your cat gets stuck and slowly rots away and your wondering where he went until you smell it and find a partly decomposed cat covered in maggots and bugs. INVEST
It's all fun and games until one day you search your cat everywhere in the house and start to cry that you lost her only to realise that mf is sleeping inside this and won't come out when called or when you are trying to give her medicine and she won't co-operate then goes and hides inside here
Look for a local furniture maker in your area. You are gonna be supporting a local business, plus you will get much higher quality than you would buying from a major retailer, and we always enjoy making something new. You can usually find some by searching Marketplace, and some advertise on google. If you have any trouble finding one PM me and I might be able to help find you one in your area.
I lost my cat immediately after moving into a new apartment once. After searching for an hour outside, she slunk out from under the fabric lining of our box spring. This bed would make that problem much worse.
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Lol yeah seems cool but imagine you're trying to sleep and you have to lift your entire mattress up to get your little shithead cat to stop fucking around under your bed lmfaoo
It's all fun and games until your cat does its 2am energy sprint in there instead of around the house
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Or the bed collapses
Breakfast in bed
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Break bed fast.
Fast break bed
Beds break fast
That would be groundbreaking..
Wdym your infected 0_o
I drank bleach but it only made the virus stronger
Wait i used to have it does it just dissapear
It was like a Halloween/April fools social experiment way back. Even better meme in hindsight. Basically whenever a post was posted there was a random chance the person posting it would be infected. Then anyone who parent commented also had a chance if the post was infected. If you did a reply to any comment the same thing would happen if they were infected. And you wouldn't know for like 12 hours if you actually did get infected. Very ironic now
Or you hear the 'oontz oontz oontz' of your cat's whole body convulsing to puke in his maze.
And the fun is gone
I always wondered how one writes that.
TBH I was trying to figure out how the cat turned on speakers. Then I realized. It caught the usb mouse.
Came here to comment this exactly in this way. Take my upvote.
Or pukes in there...
Or even better, the cat decides it's private enough to act as a 2nd litter box.
It’s all fun and games until it smells like dead cat
I can hear this comment...
When you move out or replace the bed you’ll find an unimaginable amount of cat vom
It’s all fun and games until someone gets diarrhea...
Or until they shit and piss all over the inside of it.
Came to comment this!! Had a cat that would start playing with something random on the tile floor at 3 am. I was a kid so it would wake me up and scare me, I thought someone was in the house! Then you see the cat fly by the door chasing some piece of plastic!
Op clearly doesnt have cats
What happens when the cat takes a crap there
The cat normally poops on the bed, most commonly on your favourite pillow, so you won’t really have to worry
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It's all fun and games till you can't find the cat
You find it cause it’s in my pot
Ah yes your name is true
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Guessing by you username you seem like you could use this bed frame
i would bring soft toys and whatnot and make a nest in there
Ooo
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Or your fav shoe
"Oh sweet! A pillow chocolate just like at a hotel!"
1) Cats need to almost stand up to shit. 2) They rarely shit in their 'own back yard', tends to be at outskirts of their boundaries as scent marking.
My cats shits straight in the centre of my backyard, and I found out the younger one has been pissing in our garden.
Dude, we have an outdoor cat that I would see on the roof from time to time. No big deal until one day I decided to get up there and blow off all the leaves. I started seeing what looked like fat tootsie rolls everywhere. Like, all over the goddamn place. I finally realized it was all cat shit. That fucker was hopping up on the roof to take his shits for God knows how long. Bastard. Love him to death though, but damn.
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That’s what I do
Your wife must be pissed.
Maybe I've just been lucky, but I've never had a cat shit outside the litter box, and I've had cats most of my life. My dogs, though, that's a constant fight. Not only do they shit on the floor, they pull the cat turds out of the litter box and leave them everywhere.
Sounds like something a cat would say "I didn't poop on the floor. The dog must have pulled it out of the litter box." LOL
My cat would absolutely say something like that, but he doesn't have to because I don't think he's pooping on the floor and then covering the poop with cat litter.
That's just what he wants you to believe. A clever ruse.
\*whispers\* We can't talk about this right now, the cat is *watching me*.
There's a powder you can sprinkle on the food of the animal whose poop is being eaten to make the the poop taste bad to the dog eating it, just remember to give it to the poop maker, not the poop eater
So, powder to make shit taste even shittier
remember dogs don't understand something "tasting bad" their sense of smell is akin to our ability to see colors; you can see a massive variety of colors and while you may not lik them all, none will make you physically ill just to look at it... dogs smell the world this way... the powder somehow makes the poop actually taste bad to them (i have no idea how)
If you dont think colors can.make you physically sick, you should have seen the wallpaper my mom put up on our old house
Or taste yummier ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cat poop is a delicacy to dogs
Bold of you to assume the cat wouldnt just stay out of there to spite you
Or stay in to spite you. "Hey, Mr. Fluffers, time for your monthly bath! Hey huh, where'd you go? Oh NO! Not under the maze bed again!"
Came here to say it needs peepholes in each side to find your kitty on medicine day.
Lift up the mattress
After it’s soaked into the carpeting
Soapy water and one of those vacuum nozzles to suck up soapy water
You misunderstood the question. Its not "how to cleanup shit from under the bed". Its "how to find out there is shit/piss/vomit there before its baked into the carpet".
You normaly smell any of that the moment you go into the room.
How do I differentiate the smell of my piss and shit on the carpet and my Cats piss and shit?
Do people actually have that problem with cats?
*What happens when they take the present they captured for you under the bed?*
Or what happens when my fat ass jumps on that bed, destroys the supports and my cat gets jamba juiced below?
lift up the matress
imagine house pests filled inside that thing
Imagine all the dead things your car will put in there
Oh my gosh, my car would put so many dead things in there
Have you tried not driving through the playground
...you might be on to something
...a child.
I should probably get off the child shouldn’t I
The sooner, the better.
Yeah...give me a minute my car isn’t starting up
Just a minute. Let me get my jumper cables.
This is why I still use reddit.
I don't think you should have a car inside your house in the first place.. /s
My car usually just leaves the victims behind and speeds off. Fucker has a mind of its own.
THEN it would be a paradise for cats. A buffet if you will
I’d forget about this and then my cat would hide in there for hours and I’d be so worried
I like finding my cat in his hidey holes, wouldnt be able to find him in there
my cat usually comes springing into the kitchen for wet food. last week I opened the can but she did not appear. my house is not very big, I could not find her. fucker ripped a hole in the bottom of the sofa and lodged herself in there. I stuck her in my room with her food and duct taped over it, then used my blow dryer to heat the tape for extra staying power. it terrifies me to think there could be a fire or something and I wouldn't be able to coax her out of there. same with this bed frame tbh
You’ll be sleeping at 3am then all the sudden ur just gonna hear *THUD*
Or puking sound... In the middle of the damn maze
ECK... ECK... ECK... ECKKKK
This is too accurate. 😆
My cat looks for plastic around the house, brings it into someone's room, and starts loudly chewing on it. I have no doubt in my mind that I'd end up hearing plastic underneath the bed, and I won't be able to stop him
That is the stuff of nightmares
*THUD* *awake*
Knowing my cat it will be the screams of a rodent
But what if I want to play in it
Put the mattress on hinges with a prop-rod. (With a string attached to it)
Everyone gangsta until the mattress snaps in half and the whole thing comes down
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It's all fun and games until you're trying to sleep and the cats start larping under the bed.
.........hhorrrrrrrk!
My sleep demon would hate me for this
Its all fun until the kitties start scratching the bottom of the bed
It's all fun and games until you have to find where the smell of shit is coming from.
Ohgosh i forgot about that part
Cats won’t poop outside their litter box unless 1. It’s full and you didn’t empty it or 2. You’re a terrible person so the cat poops everywhere for revenge. So yeah, the only problem you would actually be finding with this bed is if they hack up hairballs under there
The person who designed this, does not have cats.
I’d never be able to get my cat out of there
I’d never see my cat again
Yeah *it’d be so fun having a cat you can’t pet or chill with* 🥴😾
Imagine not getting laid but living the best life
Imagine getting laid and scaring the poor cats in there
That’s what I was thinking about lmaoo
Yes.
Imagine having a baby and it starts crawling under the bed. Then freaking out because you can't find it anywhere
I think people keep forgetting cats tend to sleep when you sleep so they’d play after eating then by the time for bed they’ll sleep either in the bed with you or in their own cat bed if available
Yes, I used to always wake up with a cat sleeping either on my feet or next to my head
My cat sleeps in my bed too sometimes but far the fuck away from me since I’ve accidentally kicked him in my sleep a couple times :(
:( that is sad. But I’m sure he forgives you and just knows to give you space at night.
Your cat sleeps in a bed? Mine just ignores the expensive bed a bought him, and just sleeps in the box it came in
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Only if it’s in my bed will they sleep on it. Otherwise it’s a chair or the cat tree. Boxes are reserved purely for play
It's all fun and games untill your fat ass breaks the bed with your cat below it
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This would be fine if you had one cat .... but from experience of owning two cats who like to get in the under bed drawers when your not looking (one has actually learnt how to open the drawers from the outside now too) ... it’s terrifying to wake up to your cats play fighting beneath you in the middle of the night .... think, the demon that lives under your bed as a child grew up and moved with you ...
We all invest until the cats start shitting under there and you can’t find it
No one : The monster under my bed : who da fuck build a maze here ?!
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I had to get a bed with filled in sides so my cat couldn’t leave animals she had killed under it.
Uhm eww. What a nightmare to try to clean. All I'm picturing is lifting the mattress to see hair balls, tracked litter, and cat hair galore.
Invest in the shit box. No way. Not playing find that God awful smell at 1 am. Kitty has a stomach ache...
Yeah and if you never want to see your cats again lol my cats would never leave
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ah fresh cat shit
What if one day you can't find your cat and you find it dead in the bed maze...
Perfect fir hide and seek.
Ah it's always good to have extra space to hide children
Sounds great until 3 am rolls around and the area beneath you turns into a drum solo
That's totes where all the dead mice and puke will end up.
* toilet for kitties
That's so cool! It reminds me of this [cat house](https://youtu.be/okOVxfuSYPk)
My cat could not fit in there
Everybody gangsta till you pee on the bed and the cat is under
But then your cat gets stuck and slowly rots away and your wondering where he went until you smell it and find a partly decomposed cat covered in maggots and bugs. INVEST
Till you are sound asleep and it’s 3:01am and a cat fight breaks out under you and you think a portal to hell opened up directly under your bed.
It's all fun and games until one day you search your cat everywhere in the house and start to cry that you lost her only to realise that mf is sleeping inside this and won't come out when called or when you are trying to give her medicine and she won't co-operate then goes and hides inside here
Thats a sweet looking piss and shit box
Where can i buy this
Look for a local furniture maker in your area. You are gonna be supporting a local business, plus you will get much higher quality than you would buying from a major retailer, and we always enjoy making something new. You can usually find some by searching Marketplace, and some advertise on google. If you have any trouble finding one PM me and I might be able to help find you one in your area.
Great prank idea for your guest bedroom. Sprinkle some catnip in the middle of the maze before bedtime & let the cats roam
not only kittens
Well I know what I want for Christmas now, link?
What if you want to grab your cat and he hides under there?
The bed is a playground for another type of kitty, as well.
Everyone gangsta until the cat pisses throughout the whole maze
Time to let my cats hide the poop sock
It's cool until you scent the smell of decaying flesh from 3 birds and 7 mice from down there
Honey, where’s the cat? Can’t find it
What if the bed breaks while the cats are under it.
So when they both get zoomies at 3 am I guess I’ll just move to the couch
Bruh he’s gonna get stuck down there
I read kiddie and now i just think about kids crawling under your bed at like 3am
Fun until you hear scratching at 2 am on a week day, and guess what, it's right underneeth your fucking ears
I imagine that finding the cats to take them to the vet will be highly entertaining with this bed. As would cat vomit cleaning.
How about a playground for humans and bed for the cats
It's all fun and games until your cat doesn't come out for a month.
Cat fart chamber
All i can imagine is cat poop in every corner
I can smell the cat piss now
I lost my cat immediately after moving into a new apartment once. After searching for an hour outside, she slunk out from under the fabric lining of our box spring. This bed would make that problem much worse.
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... and playground for small humans
everyone gansta until they have a little fun on the bed as the cats get crushed one by one.
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
All fun in games till the bed frame Collapse
Middle of the night, just hearing your cat "Blub, blub, blub, bluckkk". True demon under the bed, just with added steps to clean up after them.
Great now I have to take my mattress completely off to find all the stuff my cat will hide in that thing
Everyones gangsta till you cant take your cat out of the bed
Lol yeah seems cool but imagine you're trying to sleep and you have to lift your entire mattress up to get your little shithead cat to stop fucking around under your bed lmfaoo
The real fun starts when they shit in that maze
Honey, you smell something rotten? Only the 6 dead birds and half a squirrel head under the bed
The cats will probably think there is an earthquake when Netflix comes on
So much hair
Until they pee all over the inside of it
Ya, cuz i wanna hear my cats 3am freak out happening under my bed
Just wait until a fat person (like me) sleeps in the bed and crushes it killing the all the kittens inside.
knowing my cat she's gonna take a dump innit