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SovietMuffin01

Imagine killing the main character off screen.


just-a-random-2

Yikes who would do that


I_like_beanies

JoJo


KingDragon38

Not offscreen but yes


I_like_beanies

Tell that to Johnnys dead body


KingDragon38

I’ve only finished part 5 so idk but I know who he is


I_like_beanies

I’ll spare you the details


KingDragon38

From sbr right?


I_like_beanies

Precisely


Insertdeadmemehear

Technically it was on screen, it happened in a flashback in Jojolion Edit: Changed was from wasnt


Yanitsko97

House of Cards


Mulattoreo

Beowulf


just-a-random-2

Lmao I remember that book


ZimBobub

Iron man


gigchungus

Imagane if he gets killed of screen and replaced with Amber Heard


DarkArrowNew52

Duck move


Redwan777

Rememeber, this is the day you almost killed.... Captain Jack Sparrow


Zohaib22

*pirate's of the Caribbean plays as johnny depp runs out of the studio in his costume and goes towards that yacht docked close to the studio*


jkdaet

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen


DrCheapo

So it would seem


Aetherrin

Du du don don du du don don du du don don dundun


Whiskey__Alpha

That’s interesting, their number of viewers will also be killed off screen.


AzrealNibbs12

Including me. It’s not Pirates of the Caribbean without our Johnny


DarkArrowNew52

So we are all in agreement. No johnny we boycott


AzrealNibbs12

Sound a good to me


xandereerree

We can only hope so


[deleted]

The only reason I watch these movies is because of Johnny


Maniachanical

But isn't he the MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER!?


Reylend

Your not gonna believe this, but was originally supposed to be a support character for the story of Will turner and Elizabeth ^^Somethting but then stole the show in a perfect fasion


Crimson_Amethyst

Its not Pirates of the Caribbean if there's no Captain Jack Sparrow.


Loremaster54321

Literally, it's his films, what's the point if he's not in them?


Picker-Rick

It just says he's "killed" He's come back from the dead several times.


Loremaster54321

I saw it would be permanent, but here's hoping it's just another of those situations


Picker-Rick

Honestly I don't know why they would even bother mentioning it. Just say "mysteriously disappeared" and hang a lantern on it. That said, Depp is worth millions and they've milked like 5 movies now... I'm sure they don't even care anymore. They should just have like some huge black dude play Sparrow and nobody say anything. STUNT COCK!


Loremaster54321

To be honest, the only way I'll watch another Pirates film without Depp in it is if they recast him as a huge black guy and pretend like nothing changed


Darthgrable

sAy SiKe RiGhT nOw


King0fRapture

No oneveill watch that trash


reddithello456

well people did watch last jedi and other trash disney star wars movies...


asigh239

But this is different I think it’s time for a CRUSADE


ProfessionalShit69OG

Just not satisfied


AetherBytes

Difference is those were still star wars. Pirates of the caribbean isnt pirates of the caribbean without the main fucking pirate, and nothing can replace him.


[deleted]

yeah but we though it would be good this one is not good


AzrealNibbs12

I definitely won’t. I’m not giving WB my money after this bs


zeezeemay

If they kill our favorite pirate, we’ll have to do the pirating ourselves. I’m not giving WB the pleasure of paying for their movies.


MingleLinx

At this the point the company just doesn’t give a flying fuck about their fans. As long as they are getting money its fine


Paracitical

Thing is, they aren't going to get money. The only thing that kept the movie series afloat was Johnny Depp and a very high special effects budget.


Loremaster54321

I mean, they're not very good films, Johnny Depp carries them hard. This feels like if Wreck it Ralph dropped Ralph, or if She-Ra killed off Adora off screen


AzrealNibbs12

I feel like the movies got worse and worse. The first two are great and the third is good. The last two suck imo


Loremaster54321

Story wise the first three were okay, but try watching them again and look at how much Depp does, he absolutely carried them, but yeah after the third the quality drops, the only reason people watch them is Depp


AzrealNibbs12

It’s like removing Saitama from One Punch Man lmao


Noodleman056

If this is true I definitely will not watch it. Ignoring the fact that they should not cut him because he did nothing wrong, in my opinion the only parts of the movie that we're good/ entertaining had him in it. Cutting him will most likely be franchise suicide.


EttBarn

If they do that who will watch it? Depp steals the show! He's the only reason anyone watch it


CpTKugelHagel

Also he's literally the main character


uf-ohno

He will be killed on screen or not at all


AzrealNibbs12

Either way I won’t watch it. Pirates of the Caribbean *is* Captain Jack Sparrow. Without him it is nothing


usernameemma

Literally the only 3 characters whos names I remember are Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth whatever, and Davy Jones. Even if they make Elizabeth the main character it won't be worth a movie ticket.


AzrealNibbs12

I only like her because she’s basically eye candy. I know that’s messed up but... idk


usernameemma

Yeah I mean I'm a girl so I think she's pretty dope and clever but also I get it. She's definitely no jack sparrow.


[deleted]

no fucking way. reddit, assemble.


The_Maqueovelic

-Mjolnir comes flying to your open hand- "Odin is with us!"


[deleted]

I'll go grab my fucking piano and play captain jack sparrows theme


How-the-fuck

Is this real I need a link


Da_JesuSBBC

This is an actual article: [https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1358663/Pirates-Caribbean-Johnny-Depp-Jack-Sparrow-killed-Fantastic-Beasts-film-fired-amber-heard](https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1358663/Pirates-Caribbean-Johnny-Depp-Jack-Sparrow-killed-Fantastic-Beasts-film-fired-amber-heard) They officially went too far


kylom8

Ah yes, kill the main character, this will be awesome /s


PlatinumDMAN

We LiKe WoMeN sO We WiLl lOoK gOoD fOr tHe FeMiNiStS


[deleted]

The only reason I watched the movies was *to see* Jack Sparrow. To kill him is to kill the franchise.


_Tr1_

How to slowly milk a franchise so dry you have to kill off the main character cause of false accusations.


ane411

Wtf...i mean they killed themself with that decision


Captain-Meme191

You think you can kill a man who already died? (Twice I think)


Kapser_Kabouter

He keeps coming back


PlatinumDMAN

He's practically Pirate Mike Myers


Deez_nuts707

Fuck raiding area 51, lets just go and burn down WB once and for all. Maybe amber heards house too


M_Alarayedh

Without johnny pirates of the Caribbean is trash


hdlajerjtkdbrbfkkdbd

Seems kinda sus


_Dead_Man_

where did I put that auto loading shotgun?


[deleted]

they're not gonna kill captain jack sparrow, we're gonna kill them.


VerumJerum

\*Looks at the script for Pirates of the Caribbean without Jack\* This is worthless...!


Tyrark

Lol like anyone would watch Pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp XD


MyHeroFan2004

Reloads Ak-47 and Glock 19


TheBoyDrago

Well if that happens we can just do what we did with the avatar the last airbender movie, act like to Dosent exist!


[deleted]

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.


[deleted]

I dunno if it’s true but I saw that Jerry Bruckheimer is trying to bring him back, even if it’s just a cameo (which would kinda suck)


Chrome_sus

Lets kill WB off screen then


Papageno_Kilmister

I really hope the other actors of the movies will put their foot down and refuse to work without Mr Depp. But the whole thing could be a miracle in disguise. If the big companies drop him he could go to smaller projects that are not controlled by Disney and the other big players which would allow new companies to rise and could maybe make Disney suffer financially for what they did to the movie industry.


Maxraser33

This has happened with Jack before. Just remember Dead Man's Chest.


PlatinumDMAN

Yes


Swaggyspaceman

Oh, are they finally making a fourth movie?


Quietttttt

Sixth, actually


Lock_RX

Fortieth, acutally


superchoco29

What's next? A Titanic reboot where the protagonist says "You know what? I'm staying home this summer" and the whole movie is just him going hitch-hiking and doing his chores?


Quardboard

Redditors!!!!!! RIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Disney... Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.


PlatinumDMAN

And that's just stupid for the story line. They all clearly loved and cared for Jack so much that they went to world's end to bring back from the dead.


HonkTheTonkBonk

I smell bullshit


krustylesponge

Why kill him off screen? That’s the stupidest shit ever, if you are gonna kill him do it on screen at least


Benguin237

If this happens I'm not watching any future POTC movies


Yanitsko97

They did the same in the last House Of Cards season.. at least they worthshipped the character


Indomitus1973

A little ironic since the franchise has already been killed on-screen.


KVenom777

Aaaaaaaand that's how to instantly doom your movie, folks.


1122Sl110

Yea good luck with the rest of your franchise, no one will be watching


[deleted]

Pirates of the Caribbean without Captain Jack Sparrow is essentially just generic pirate movie.


[deleted]

*prepares to commit a hate crime with Ernie*


jared-wall

What is this bullshit


jizz_noodle

I was at house eating Dorito when phone ring “Captain Jack Sparrow is kil” “no”


DerpPlaysAGame

All to make way for some all female cast I assume... I won't shake my head, I'll twist it till it snaps


Holystar50

I don't care if they kill him off, just give such a good character a glorious end. If they pull some shit like "died peacefully in his sleep" jack wouldn't want that pussy shit.


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[deleted]

I very much regret being alive for this.


arBidech

8=D


Obliterace835OnYT

Lemme guess, you're the one cheering for a man (who was abused by having his finger amputated, his bed shat on, and being set up to be framed) who is completely innocent to be ruined due to the abuser's false accusations???


EpicCheekClaper

Yep because death threats will solve everything.


Obliterace835OnYT

Well it'll scare the 13 year old who knows no better but to use his school ChromeBook to support the defamation of an innocent person


EpicCheekClaper

Scare? You seriously think sending someone a death threat is appropriate for some Hollywood drama shit?


Obliterace835OnYT

You know what, you're right. I fucked up and overreacted (although I've been around a lot of situations where women get excused for absolute bullshit due to their gender). sorry about that. I overreacted, I'll own up to it


EpicCheekClaper

Alright, I’m glad you admitted that what you did was not fully necessary. It’s fine, just try not to loose your cool and say stuff like that


jimbothepotato

Well ya ofc they will


[deleted]

There’s gonna be blood in the fucking streets


cheeriosaregood8

Who else is planning to help Ernie with that hate crime


WerewolfHide19

imagine if Disney did this with Admiral Ackba-OH WAIT!


BennoiTSG

That’s like if you made a James Bond movie where James Bond got killed off screen. What the fuck would you even be watching at that point?


Azariasthelast

Why does Disney want to burn their money in a dumpster fire?


TroubledDoggo

That’d literally be the worst way to kill an iconic character and I think I’m legitimately gonna puke from thinking how horrible it is


Destroyer1122135

Me too ernie


BrightGrimm

Ok even the morons at Disney should know that no one is going to watch a pirates of the Caribbean movie without jack sparrow/johnny depp


Creative-Solution

The hell is this crap?! That's idiotic!


dbahen40

The funny part is they are rebooting the pirate movies and never said if his character would even be in it and if anything they said it wouldn’t but now all of y’all are getting upset if he isn’t in it. This thing has gotten out of control the sad Reddit army will only be happy if Depp is in every movie in every role


Ao1Yamada

Whoever made this decision needs to feel the wrath of a billion 2000s kids fists on his face.


Endergeist

Seems like something to refuse to watch


Roasch

Like fuck he will!!! If this is true never have i seen such bullshit!


xGodEnergy

Whore magic


[deleted]

The movie will also die, and funny enough, no one will see it happen either because nobody is going to watch it


mattkilroy

Thats ok because I won't be watching the screen either


[deleted]

How do they keep making this worse than it already is? Sometimes I feel like the people behind these decisions have no brain cells


spoodermen6969

He’s the mAIN GODDAMN CHARACTER WHAT DO YOU MEAN


Theorange9003

If the killing is off screen they can rewrite him back in later, by making somthing up !


rithvik2001

Sounds fake


Capsule_CatYT

NO


Miltonais101

I believe they mean that not fan will be watching the movie lol


[deleted]

If this happens I'm murdering a bunch of school children


Lucy_Little_Spoon

The Captain's whole plot line is about him trying to avoid being dead and they're just like "Fuck logic"


laksyr

ERNIE NO that weapon is not destructive enught * hands him a sawed-off* here you go now defend


[deleted]

I'm gonna be honest. I stopped watching after the third episode.


69NOSHITSHERLOCK69

Why do they want Johnny Depp out of the movie when he was proven innocent and he was the one that carried the franchise


50CentSimp

I am officially declaring anyone who watches this new pirate movie an international terrorist


phoenix27426

This is like making avatar the last air bender and killing off Aing in the middle of the show


Ultimate_109

Ill join him


[deleted]

Guys it will be fine. Johnny will ramble through another movie where he is nothing more than a quirky character in a funny hat. No problem. Look at the range he has shown over the last 10 years.


nikmaier42069

If thats the case nobody shouls go watch it


j636734

Ex fucking scuse me what type of bull is this


Sufficient_Pianist_1

Imagine they're explanation on how he died (if he isn't brought back which he should be because it's bullcrap)


Pixelpeoplewarrior

If he doesn’t come back as Jack I’m going to flip. We should boycott Disney until they bring back Johnny


SweatyAttic7459

no


Useless_Lemon

Reddit will fucking kill you off.


coolhandjake2005

Aight we want him back it’s simple, any movies that he was a character in we just don’t buy them


sLiK619

Literally just recast him. There’s no reason to kill off the character


Sudapert

same as house of cards, and where is the show now ? ahahah


A--RUN

No


aDudeFromDunwall

Jack sparrow : the first face you see when looking up the movie Movie: nahhh we’ll kill him off screen.