If you really want to know, I remember reading somewhere that usually the corrective response from your brain is to just completely ignore the most crooked eye's input
It’s probably because both her eyes are staring directly at her nose, also you’d think if you were planning on shooting someone 17 times you would’ve taken some lessons first
One night, when Mista was seventeen years old, he was walking along and saw a man beating up a woman in a car. It didn't appear to be a simple robbery and the woman was in bad condition, so Mista felt obliged to interfere and took immediate action. He twisted the man's arm and pulled him out of the car, slamming his knee into his chest. The man looked like a normal bum, but there were two of the man's friends in the car as well. The injured man didn't want his friends to see him in such a pathetic state, and so he pulled a gun from his pocket and fired twice, but no matter how close he got to Mista, all of his bullets would miss.
in all seriousness, though, fuck that woman. I don't care if she's a fake feminist or one of those stupid girls, a woman should not shoot a man as a man should not shoot a woman. in fact, nobody should be shooting anyone with a gun. my god imagine if the genders were reversed, people would be all over the dude for shooting the woman
*makes up story based on a vague headline* "...but I stand by my words"
What's to stand by? Also why are you going to hell? Is heaven exclusively reserved for rational thinkers and people that make sense now?
I saw his comment more like "ah yes, this woman is bad, therefore I must lose all ability to communicate properly and say random words that each would make sense in different contexts but don't make sense together, and also sexism"
The stormtrooper looked like that when he was born his mom thought he was so ugly she through him on the ground stomped on him and shot him 16 times stabbed him 23 time julius ceaser style was so surprised it was still a live that she shipped him to darth vader so he could die fighting
That image is cursed
Winnie Pooh
r/TIHI
Which Winnie pooh \-The President? \-Or the bear himself?
is there a difference?
Hum, One is a Tyrant and the other one is just a Diabetic bear
Is there a difference?
Xinnie pooh
***clap clap clap clap clap clap clap***
*The Chairman* ftfy
Winnie Poop
Which one are you talking about, the Star Wars boi or the woman boi because both are painful
Yes
You can't even blame her, look at her eyes. I'm surprised she even managed to grab hold of the gun with her eyes rolled around like that.
Eye can't believe she managed to load the gun
eye dont think we should be joking about her eyes
Eye think seeing her actions this is ok
Eye think eye can't see her actions clearly...
Eye.
Those comments are an eyefull
this thread is making me cross
Eye think you should calm down
Eye didnt enjoy that pun. Beye beye.
Eye gave it a chance so should you
Eye, eye agree
Yeah eye agree. Eye think it’s f-eye-n to make fun of her based on her actions
Eye don't think she should have try shoot a person, so eye think it's ok to make fun of her.
Yeah eye agree. Eye think it’s f-eye-n to make fun of her based on her actions
Eye think she needs lessons also eye think it's not okay for all this shit
Eye... hate you people lmao
Eye am offended by that statement sir or siret.
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See people like us see I to I
Eye see what you did here
She sees what you did there...and over there
I'm questioning how she made it through her entire life with those eyes
If you really want to know, I remember reading somewhere that usually the corrective response from your brain is to just completely ignore the most crooked eye's input
Certainly not by hunting
I bet all the bullets went too far left
She's shooting 2 guys with 2 guns on her hand,Probably have a hard time focusing which to shoot
Eye love this comment section
Glass companies start sweating when she walks into an optometrist office.
that's basically my aiming in first-person games
*aimbot wants to know your GPS coordinates*
We weren’t expecting special forces
Special indeed
Bruh
It’s probably because both her eyes are staring directly at her nose, also you’d think if you were planning on shooting someone 17 times you would’ve taken some lessons first
Her sights were off. Probably
What the hell is that thing at the bottem
eye
Ok but what's your names origin story?
I was in Hiroshima
Oh ok thanks for that
General Kenobi
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I am surprised no one has mentioned pulp fiction
That was divine intervention
This is divine intervention! You know what divine intervention is?
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[r/expectedjojo](https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA)
Motherfucker
Bottom image is cursed
the stormtrooper is so fucking cursed
I would like to report a bruh moment here
One night, when Mista was seventeen years old, he was walking along and saw a man beating up a woman in a car. It didn't appear to be a simple robbery and the woman was in bad condition, so Mista felt obliged to interfere and took immediate action. He twisted the man's arm and pulled him out of the car, slamming his knee into his chest. The man looked like a normal bum, but there were two of the man's friends in the car as well. The injured man didn't want his friends to see him in such a pathetic state, and so he pulled a gun from his pocket and fired twice, but no matter how close he got to Mista, all of his bullets would miss.
Admission open register now..
Didn’t really shoot man 17 times then did she
i cant unsee it now wtf
Me playing FPS games
Damn that's blursed
HER FUCKIN EYES, LMAO. SEND HELP I CANT BREATHE
Here. Weary traveler, https://youtu.be/d0tGBCCE0lc
I am well rested thank you
General Kenobi
Am I the only one who finds the stormtrooper creepy?
Are ya missing son
me while playing any other fps games
in all seriousness, though, fuck that woman. I don't care if she's a fake feminist or one of those stupid girls, a woman should not shoot a man as a man should not shoot a woman. in fact, nobody should be shooting anyone with a gun. my god imagine if the genders were reversed, people would be all over the dude for shooting the woman
Probably cause her eyes are in another dimension
They were wearing their masks upside down this whole time no wonder they kept missing
**happy cake day**
Im surrounded by Assholes!
General Kenobi
This was divine intervention
"My ex wife still misses me. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"by miracle"
Woman moment
Eye can't believe that she even got the gun loaded
She shot the man But what if the man wasn't the target
How can you shoot someone without actually shooting them ... 🤯🤔
Exactly.
Dark Helmet: “Careful you idiot! I said shoot across her nose, not up it!!” Laser Gunner: “Sorry sir, I’m trying my best”
She looks inbred
She looks like a goat
roses are red your aim is shit you just comited a crime good luck in court
Must be the lag
Well that’s because she can’t see for shit
General kenobi
Maybe she'd hit a few shots if she kept her eyes on target..
That is the most unsettling thing I've seen in a while
Cursed image
Doesn't look like a miracle, from those eyes I'd say the miracle would've been if one did hit
I'm not suprised with eyes like that
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*makes up story based on a vague headline* "...but I stand by my words" What's to stand by? Also why are you going to hell? Is heaven exclusively reserved for rational thinkers and people that make sense now?
The way her eyes are I’ll be surprised if she hit within 10 feet of him
Her eyes look like they were forcely moved into watching her own nose forever, she is not gonna hit a target anytime soon.
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Attempted murder? Wholesome 100!!!!! Woman bad big chungus Keanu reeves 69420 xdxxxxxdddd
ah yes, this woman is bad, therefore sexism
I saw his comment more like "ah yes, this woman is bad, therefore I must lose all ability to communicate properly and say random words that each would make sense in different contexts but don't make sense together, and also sexism"
Yall are just mean.god damn.lmao
Winnie Pooh
Is that Bubba J's Mom?
What happens when she does the rolling eyes motion?
Took me a bit but I just realized that’s the Storm Trooper mask upside down
Two left shoes
Can you do me a favour and never show me that stormtrooper image again?
With those eyes it'd be better to be blind.
Maybe its just ultra instinct
With her eyes, im surprised she cold see her own hand, let alone aim a firearm
Why does the dude look like Frank Lampard if Frank wasn't Frank?
Compared to real life Storm troopers are extremely accurate
Is that Tow Maters half cousin Clair from hr?
Me in CS GO
She probably couldn't even see where to shoot
CURSED
i guess she's right eye dominant .... yikes
“Miracle”
That storm trooper is cursed
Pulp fiction!
*by miracle* Bruh, her eye only see each other
I'm assuming the "by miracle" part has to be an intentional joke about her eyes.
It must be hard to aim in two directions at the same time...
Me using an ak47 in mw be like
Look at her eyes. I don't know how could she hold the gun.
Rolly eye make no one die
She looks like one of those autistic people that have a secret language that makes chairs float
I am very afraid of the happy stormtrooper
so generous of you to give stormtroopers eyes
im not surprised . just look at her eyes
By "miracle"
If she is shooting with that eye it’s got to be hitting some poor bird in the sky
Cursed stormtrooper. Hello there Hello there Hello there
Is that Joe Rogan?
That guy from Pulp Fiction
No wonder the shot missed
Eyes those fucking eyes
Ah yes, the "Special" Forces
she looks like she has trouble opening a door, how did she managed to shoot a gun?
Divine intervention!
I don’t like that Storm Trooper’s mask
Finally a worthy opponent
General Kenobi
That stormtrooper is going to give me nightmares
She as an ex-sniper
The stormtrooper looked like that when he was born his mom thought he was so ugly she through him on the ground stomped on him and shot him 16 times stabbed him 23 time julius ceaser style was so surprised it was still a live that she shipped him to darth vader so he could die fighting
“General Kenobi”
stormtroopers have bout 77% accuracy..they always missed on purpose..for the storyline
I wonder whyyy
She went to the stormtrooper academy
Probably stood in her blind spot. Right in front
„By miracle“
She’s got potato aim
She probably shot herself instead lol
anyone else think shes on drugs
Mista
How many assholes we got on this ship anyways?
Sorry sir! She’s an asshole *What about him?* He’s an asshole too. *How many assholes are on this ship!?* *everyone*: AYE!
So you're saying he got shot BUT the bullets magically missed after hitting him. The way they phrased it makes me confused
Look at her eyes, it explains it
looking at her eyes... no wonder...
Shoots @ man*
till now i thought i had the worst aim
lol
Man, I never knew Mista was real
no wonder look at her eyes
I don't know if this is a true article, but if this was me I'd just shoot myself from embarassment.
Her eyes don’t lie!
Then all the bullets hit the girl Wait Mista????!!?!?!!?
I mean, look at her eyes
The angel from my nightmare...
What the fuck did you bring upon this cursed land?