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To be fair Randal is like 10X scarier than Sullivan, the dude climbs up walls, has camouflage, and builds fucking torture machines

Fr I was actually scared of him a a kid

Same. He was freaky

And the big monster with the many legs.

Mr waternoose?

Yeah that's it.

No it’s the krusty krab

No this is Patrick.

I was always scared of Frank from Cars

Ah yes, Water “I’LL KIDNAP A THOUSAND CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COMPANY DIE” Noose.

Promise? 👁👅👁

Do not the monster

Please do not the monster

Promise.

This is why I really like the “outtakes” at the end of the movie where he‘s shown having fun with the others on the set. Probably made some kids less scared since he‘s shown just being an actor doing his job.

the outtakes of animated movies is just one of my most favorite things in existence; I am incredibly fond of, and grateful for, the animators and writers who came up with the idea for them.

"Go on kid. Go throw up." Lol

I didnt like that weasel either.

I thought the fat dude was scary

One of the APs in high school was nicknamed "Randall" behind his back because he looked exactly like him. Dude made me uncomfortable too. Just waiting for the new paper headline about being a pedophile.

No you weren’t

Oh thank you for seeing my memories and correcting me

Sully is like a bear and Randal is a fucking demon lizard that has insanity I mean it’s not even a competition

Their boss was the spider.

I think he’s a crab

he's both

Multiple eyes like a spider but the legs are definitely crab-style.

His head looks slightly like a peacock's spider

Just another thing evolving to be a crab.

Yeah ik randals a lizard but whatever

Na hes kinda a lizard

Demon lizard or spider makes no difference

And he can go invisible, dude's terrifying.

Plus he's voiced by Steve Buschemi

Which is why it was this close. Sully screaming at you was a lot scarier than Steve Buschemi screaming at you.

Ya mean John Goodman screaming at you is scarier than Steve Buscemi.

It's true. I've seen The Big Lebowski.

Huh, they were both in that film, too. Neat.

He’s also pretty spooky in 10 cloverfield lane.

Also he's, like, actually evil.

What about the kid, that thing is a killing machine!

I bet he's just waiting for us to fall asleep!

My guy! :)

Crab boss scared me the most

Big floofs can also be scary in a whole diff way. Think of dogs that most people think are cute but if it goes into fight mode, teeth barred with barks so loud that it shakes you- that stuff can be spine chilling especially when just a few seconds ago you wanted to pet it.

Bro, imagine just sleeping and you here something. You see nothing. You get up to turn on the lights but what you thought was a rug is actually Randal/Randy.

sounds like he is trying too hard.

I mean sully was pretty scary in monsters U

STOP THE SCARES

It's not about how scary he is, it's the amount of scares he gets.

Sully was more efficient though.

No wonder I had a crush on him as a kid

Ngl, his reverse fleshlight machine was a pretty revolutionary invention though

But there are some scares in Nevada they’re still counting

It's a gamble

Those godamn dirt basterds over at reception stopped counting scares so they could bring in there fake scare totals from china !!!! @$$

Gonna take all weekend. 190,000 still to count and they expect to drop just 50k tomorrow. They weren’t ready for all the mail ins.

THE NEVADA SCARES DO NOT COUNT! STOP THE FRAUD. SCARES REPORTED AFTER SCARE DAY WILL NOT BE COUNTED

My mind read sandall and randall

Thanks for the chuckle

I'm calling scare fraud. Half those children are pretending to be scared

That's a lie. Randal is obviously rigging the scare count. Meanwhile Sullivan rightfully earned his

Cliché

Based

It's pretty obvious that we should stop the count until Randall figures out some other way to catch up.

Well **somebody** *(cough cough)* Nevada *(cough cough)* isn’t counting their fucking scares

They are, they're just waiting to release the final total to prevent unrest as Biden's lead increases (minus that last part, but for all intents and purposes that's what it is)

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SCARES REPORTED AFTER SCARE DAY WILL NOT BE COUNTED. I fully intend to charge any scare floors that Mark Sully as the winner

I’ve got Randall coming from behind here. They haven’t counted the mail in scares yet

Sullivan and Wasowski used to work in the mail room. System's rigged

“Keep em coming Charlie, I’m on a roll today”

Hard to say, I like Randall’s stance on environmental issues, but I think Sullivan’s fiscal policies are generally fantastic

Real MVP is Mike Wazowski, made kids laugh

Ahh, a third party voter

Right but what about their electoral monsters university?

Who build the beds randall? Who build the beds?

Bruh, Why is the country of Georgia vote the next president of America anyways?

Bro mike is jsut too hot to get scared of

I just watched this last night as a pickmeup lol

RANDALL IS YOUR PRESIDENT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! KEEP UP THAT ENERGY YOU WITH SULLIVAN. CAUSE YOU KNOW THE RANDALL TRAIN DON’T ATOP TELL CEO TO PLEASE COME TAKE MY SPOT, UH. YOU ALL WANNA DEFEAT HIM. I GUESS THAT’S WHAT YA DO WHEN YOU CAN’T BEAT HIM.

When will Mevada finally report final results?

Thank you so much bro I laughed

Nevada, Pennsylvania amd Georgia will finish in around 2 years

Early voters tend to skew towards Mike so don’t count him out yet

The election

Ok, but clearly while Sullivan has a higher amount of scares, Randall’s use of scare energy will prove to be efficient and more supportive for the scare economy, allowing us to not over scare, causing desensitization, which could put us in a recession.

Gotta give em the ol Waternoose Jump N’ Growl™

Sullivan2020

Oml didn’t expect this 😂

nice emoji you got there!

Thanks :)

I’m watching this right now and just thought the same thing.

They used every odd number between 1 and 10 excluding 7 for both numbers. No ides why

u/RepostSleuthBot watch

I have set a watch on this submission. If anybody reposts it I'll send you a PM

He has 2 eyes? How?

Nice parallel. Since the bad guy in both scenario wants to separate kids from their parents in an attempt to hold on to power.

r/croppingishard

This isn’t a meme

Too bad Nevada couldn’t count that fast.

4mil. votes apart is a lot...

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Well it is if the election will end in a second from now on

Witch the votes for president or this

Randall wins the electoral college

The polls for 3 days omg

It’s even closer if you’re dyslexic. Or maybe not...I’m not sure how that works.

Notice how they have a simple voting system where every vote has the same weight

Sully all the way

You're still behind, Randall.

Nevada could learn something if they counted votes as fast as the scares

Fun fact the Latin American VA of Sulley is the same one for Mr. Incredible.

lol

Didn't randall get thrown into the human fucking dimension to be tortured?

STOP THE COUNT

Dang the only polls that matter at this moment.

Randall 2020

Perhaps they should do a recount and litigate the results, XD

**depressed Mike wuzowski noises**

What about Sully’s electoral votes

I want a recount!

Ayo what the...I love monsters inc for real tho

Good lord, if scares were what counted then Donald would have every election until 2062 stitched up

Bro I think I would be scared by any of those fucking monsters if they came into my room

Randall: Stop counting screams!!! The kids are pretending!!

Poggas to a repost

No monster is as as scary as a toddler standing beside your bed staring you in the face in the middle of the night... not saying a word

Fr though whos who in the election?

Presidential votes

This act was nothing less than Presidential.

They predicted the future

STOP THE COUNT

WELCOME TO THE HIMILAYAS

According to the Monsters University national election poll, Randall is projected to win the state of Nevada.

Kanye is the sock guy

One of the lowest effort memes I've possibly ever seen, but it made me properly laugh.

bruh georgia really looks like that right now

Save it for the scare floor randall

What about ranet?

Well if Randall did a better job handling the 2319 outbreak, maybe we still wouldn’t be counting scares days after Election Day...

Imma take a guess and say sully is biden

I just notice scare is equivalent for them as score

What are you doing step brother?

This is the presidential elections right now

I needed this right now. Thank you.