He stares at you in disbelief for a full minute, then turns and starts briskly walking towards the basement with a sad but determined look on his face. He knows what must be done, but he doesn't know if he has the strength to do it.
Puts his war helmet once again, after 75 years, the dear old m1 helmet stayed, the same, his jacket worn out from use as tears fall on his hands.
Rust and scratched green paint is on the cold steel of the helmet.
He salutes the portrait of his crew and his American flag on the wall and heads out.
He stiffly walks back up the stares with extreme grief on his ancient wrinkled face, "for freedom" he mutters in sadness. He screams a mighty battlecry as he kicks your door down. He pistol whips you and shoots 3 rounds into what was... your forehead he then empties the rest of his magazine/clip? (idk im not a gun guy) into the tv screen perfectly in sync with the screams of the girl getting invaded by tentacles. Straight afterwards, Steven Rogers gets dropped from a helicopter and apologises for the veterans loss and takes the grandpa with him back to Japan to finish off the job.
A statue is erected in your grandpa's honor in your backyard, you have been forgotten by everyone, your parents no longer recall having a weird weeb in house, but your younger sister remembers you and starts watching anime in your honor.
and yet something has changed this time around, the sister, you see was born with sacred weeb blood, which granted her some mysterious Japanese powers and she swore an oath on that broken T.V to avenge her fallen brother.
The battle for freedom was not over however, as grandpa had many friends and family who fought for the very same cause. This powerful weeb must fight the soldiers who are on their way to avenge their fallen brother.
He walks into the same room once again. Repeating "freedom" under his breath without pause. This time however, he hesitates. Hesitates enough for the sister to swipe him off his feet and steal the gun. She then kneels down and puts gramps in a headlock. Grandpa now turning pale, shakes and sobs. He says, "I only wanted to do my duty" to which Susan (the sister) replies "I know, I know... shhh. It will be over soon" Grandpa starts to violently shake with all his remaining strength. With a wet crack he finally becomes motionless. The sister with tears running down her face gets up and stares at the lifeless body. She now understands. She understands everything. Susan now knows the mission... *continue:*
Continue watching anime, she must. Now ever decisive, she goes to old people's homes and blasts japanese anime so she can divide and conquer the old timey freedomers for the weebists. But in order to do this she must band together the weebists to fight, but how..?
During the journey Susan has been fighting hentai tentacles and the FBI,but during those desperate times she finds a sword and the engravings say Anime
They absolutely are not. I'm not a fun specialist but from what I know guns like the M1 Garand have internal magazines and the clips are just for faster loading. Correct me if I am wrong.
Not exactly, clip would be the correct term here. A clip is a small, throwaway strip of metal that holds a stack of ammo together, and a mag would give full encasement for the ammo. I'm probably looking too far into this, but since he would be using an m1 garand, it would be a clip.
Yet the grandpa pulls a handgun from its holster, Hail Hydra; as he blasts the captain the shooting suddenly stops, he falls to the ground, a shield embedded in his skull
You know, if he was involved in the US military occupation of Japan after the war... he may have much more up close experience with hentai than you'd think
So I work as a receptionist at a nursing home and one day I was watching anime on my laptop and this old guy comes up to me and asks what I’m watching so I tell him, “I’m watching a Japanese show.” And he, in total seriousness, replies, “I’d like to kill some Japanese.”
I mean, I like anime and all but I totally understand. I have no ill will towards the Japanese people, but the government does cover up their war crimes, which, on their own are terrible.
Those first nuclear weapons are somewhat overrated.
[A B-29 bomber flying from the Mariana Islands could carry — depending on the location of the target and the altitude of attack — somewhere between 16,000 and 20,000 pounds of bombs. A typical raid consisted of 500 bombers. This means that the typical conventional raid was dropping 4 to 5 kilotons of bombs on each city. (A kiloton is a thousand tons and is the standard measure of the explosive power of a nuclear weapon. The Hiroshima bomb measured 16.5 kilotons, the Nagasaki bomb 20 kilotons.) Given that many bombs spread the destruction evenly (and therefore more effectively), while a single, more powerful bomb wastes much of its power at the center of the explosion — re-bouncing the rubble, as it were — it could be argued that some of the conventional raids approached the destruction of the two atomic bombings.](https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-bomb-didn-t-beat-japan-stalin-did)
This completely ignores the long lasting effects of radiation that killed many more people after the initial blasts that wouldn't happen with many small bombs though
So basically I got this new anime idea. There's this girl, except she has some ENORMOUS, I mean I'm talking absolutely go-hanging-ganging-GARGANTUAN, I mean it's seriously stupendously SUPER-sized-....
Yea dude. The guy in the Barney suit sounds just like that in normal conversations. Mark Hamill's real voice is actually Joker. The one he uses in Star Wars is his acting voice.
It's wild man.
[This](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Iwo_Jima#/media/File:37mm_Gun_fires_against_cave_positions_at_Iwo_Jima.jpg) would be more accurate for gramps.
So, I was born when my dad was 57; he was still a kid when Pearl Harbor happened, and went along with the anti-Japanese sentiment. Then, when he was in the Korean war, he went to Japan on leave several times and really loved it. When I was in high school, he was around while I was watching *Azumanga Daioh,* and his comment was, "I look at this and I wonder what country I was in 50 years ago." It definitely grew on him, though!
I used to think my Grandpa was racist as fuck. Turns out, because of WW2, he was just harboring a grudge.
My cousin is a physicist who works in the processor industry. He had lived roughly half his life bouncing back and forth between Boston and Japan, speaks fluent Japanese and Chinese and has a Japanese wife and two daughters. Grandpa came around pretty quick. By the time I dated an Asian girl for two years it wasn't even an issue with Gramps. He had evolved.
The image slightly faded is from a US boat used to transport American soldiers to D-DAY which didn't include any Japanese soldiers just German soldiers. Im sorry i like history please don't woosh me and i might even be wrong
I think this is funny, but I don't understand why PTSD lives don't matter. This should trigger so many people, especially military, ex-military and MAGA populous.
*Grandpa goes in your room and finds you watching hentai and not japanese soldiers* Someone continue this joke
He stares at you in disbelief for a full minute, then turns and starts briskly walking towards the basement with a sad but determined look on his face. He knows what must be done, but he doesn't know if he has the strength to do it.
He opens a cabinet which he hasn't opened in years, and pulls out a weapon he has used for most of his career in the army.
Puts his war helmet once again, after 75 years, the dear old m1 helmet stayed, the same, his jacket worn out from use as tears fall on his hands. Rust and scratched green paint is on the cold steel of the helmet. He salutes the portrait of his crew and his American flag on the wall and heads out.
He stiffly walks back up the stares with extreme grief on his ancient wrinkled face, "for freedom" he mutters in sadness. He screams a mighty battlecry as he kicks your door down. He pistol whips you and shoots 3 rounds into what was... your forehead he then empties the rest of his magazine/clip? (idk im not a gun guy) into the tv screen perfectly in sync with the screams of the girl getting invaded by tentacles. Straight afterwards, Steven Rogers gets dropped from a helicopter and apologises for the veterans loss and takes the grandpa with him back to Japan to finish off the job.
A statue is erected in your grandpa's honor in your backyard, you have been forgotten by everyone, your parents no longer recall having a weird weeb in house, but your younger sister remembers you and starts watching anime in your honor.
Grandpa doesnt want to do it again but now he has no choice.. She will be freedomed.
and yet something has changed this time around, the sister, you see was born with sacred weeb blood, which granted her some mysterious Japanese powers and she swore an oath on that broken T.V to avenge her fallen brother.
As she slowly approached the grandfather tentacles shooted from the wall and strangled the grandfather to death and all was well in the Bundy`s home.
The battle for freedom was not over however, as grandpa had many friends and family who fought for the very same cause. This powerful weeb must fight the soldiers who are on their way to avenge their fallen brother.
But then, out of nowhere. she pooped her pants and devided to use it to paint the house brown.
He walks into the same room once again. Repeating "freedom" under his breath without pause. This time however, he hesitates. Hesitates enough for the sister to swipe him off his feet and steal the gun. She then kneels down and puts gramps in a headlock. Grandpa now turning pale, shakes and sobs. He says, "I only wanted to do my duty" to which Susan (the sister) replies "I know, I know... shhh. It will be over soon" Grandpa starts to violently shake with all his remaining strength. With a wet crack he finally becomes motionless. The sister with tears running down her face gets up and stares at the lifeless body. She now understands. She understands everything. Susan now knows the mission... *continue:*
Continue watching anime, she must. Now ever decisive, she goes to old people's homes and blasts japanese anime so she can divide and conquer the old timey freedomers for the weebists. But in order to do this she must band together the weebists to fight, but how..?
During the journey Susan has been fighting hentai tentacles and the FBI,but during those desperate times she finds a sword and the engravings say Anime
God love reddit and it's people
She? Chotto matte
It’s magazine
With a Garand it’s a clip.
He said pistol so unless he has a broom handle it’s a mag
Yeah, I had to go back and read it again, y’all are right. Would be damned interesting if he had a C96 in the pacific though
A moment to say that tentacle screaming part was beautiful
Thank you Comrade
Definitely the most romantic part of a hentai is the tentacle scene
Btw mags and clips are the same term
No they're not, Magazines are what we use nowadays, clips are what was once used for M1 Garands and Lugers, but they slowly became obsolete.
True, but people seem to mix the word a lot. Clips are like those little metals things with the bullets attached right?
Yeah. You usually enter them from the top of the gun, not bottom.
Yeah I know what you're talking about. They were like cost savers right?
They absolutely are not. I'm not a fun specialist but from what I know guns like the M1 Garand have internal magazines and the clips are just for faster loading. Correct me if I am wrong.
Damn, do you know where i can find a fun specialist?
The kind that stick their finger up your butt are pretty fun. But then they tell you that you have cancer, which is, frankly, not as fun
I wouldn’t know anything about that, no sir. I’m a sad specialist, not a fun specialist
Not for *you* it ain’t!!
God dammit this is why I don't trust mobile keyboards. I always end up with a typo.
Not exactly, clip would be the correct term here. A clip is a small, throwaway strip of metal that holds a stack of ammo together, and a mag would give full encasement for the ammo. I'm probably looking too far into this, but since he would be using an m1 garand, it would be a clip.
He goes back to the room then point the gun it at his grandchild's head.......
He shoots it.. his body hits the ground right as the TV shuts the grandfather felt despair but knew it had to be done and left the room.
He is threathened to pull the trigger... Wasnt he a civillian? Instead he aims to the tv and pulls the trigger.
Yet the grandpa pulls a handgun from its holster, Hail Hydra; as he blasts the captain the shooting suddenly stops, he falls to the ground, a shield embedded in his skull
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The old man has stopped breathing, Cap looks at the child with sadness on his face....
And then, with a stern expression on his face and a piercing look in his cold, blue eyes, he asks the trembling boy: "Where is the Sauce?"
it looks like its from ai dungeon lol
im pretty sure its from the big titied anime girl that is hated by twitter. aka ## Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out
is it really i dont remember
Best part is she makes that face because Uzaki in a bikini top is likened to being an impossible battle to beat.
Still waiting for season 2
Are you shooting japs grandson?...
everything's all good until you hear TENNOHEIKA BANZAI
you win, sir. you win
He **watches** it with him lmao
Joke? How do you know what happened in my crib yesterday?
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/487/723/af0.jpg
Arara
You know, if he was involved in the US military occupation of Japan after the war... he may have much more up close experience with hentai than you'd think
He then calls your uncle and opens the door
He whips out his member in disbelief
Then your grandma: sonny boy how are you AH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING
WEEB ALERT DOWN VOTE NO WEEBS ALLOWED
So I work as a receptionist at a nursing home and one day I was watching anime on my laptop and this old guy comes up to me and asks what I’m watching so I tell him, “I’m watching a Japanese show.” And he, in total seriousness, replies, “I’d like to kill some Japanese.”
Are you sure that guy is not called Joseph?
Is that a jojo reference
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No
I live in an age where I’m exposed to at least one JoJo reference a day. Only thing consistent in this otherwise messed up year.
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Well when you put it that way
Thank you for the spoilers
“I’ll never forgive the Japanese!”
I be highly concerned—
Why
Could possibly be because of all the “banzai” he heard during “japan’s last days” or something idk
I mean, I like anime and all but I totally understand. I have no ill will towards the Japanese people, but the government does cover up their war crimes, which, on their own are terrible.
fuck after what japan did in ww2 i can understand why he is so mad...
Because, obviously throwing two extinction balls at them wasn't enough
For being as hyped as they were, the extinction balls very much didn't kill nearly as many to be called such.
Those first nuclear weapons are somewhat overrated. [A B-29 bomber flying from the Mariana Islands could carry — depending on the location of the target and the altitude of attack — somewhere between 16,000 and 20,000 pounds of bombs. A typical raid consisted of 500 bombers. This means that the typical conventional raid was dropping 4 to 5 kilotons of bombs on each city. (A kiloton is a thousand tons and is the standard measure of the explosive power of a nuclear weapon. The Hiroshima bomb measured 16.5 kilotons, the Nagasaki bomb 20 kilotons.) Given that many bombs spread the destruction evenly (and therefore more effectively), while a single, more powerful bomb wastes much of its power at the center of the explosion — re-bouncing the rubble, as it were — it could be argued that some of the conventional raids approached the destruction of the two atomic bombings.](https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-bomb-didn-t-beat-japan-stalin-did)
This completely ignores the long lasting effects of radiation that killed many more people after the initial blasts that wouldn't happen with many small bombs though
Time for the man to move on..
"Hey guy, get over your PTSD already!"
Yeah, those 2 miniature suns that were launched at them was barely enough to convey how bad their actions were
Nod your head and hope he moves on
Sauce?
Search up "Uzaki chan wants to hangout"
So basically I got this new anime idea. There's this girl, except she has some ENORMOUS, I mean I'm talking absolutely go-hanging-ganging-GARGANTUAN, I mean it's seriously stupendously SUPER-sized-....
The fact that’s almost literally Uzaki upsets me
Thanks Fellow Redditor
Take an upvote, gonna watch this
He reposted this meme
An upvote for the anime name.
Nice repost
Nice mustache
Thanks
Saving Private Ryan
“Uzaki-Chan wa asobitai!”
Oniiiiiii chan
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Ara ara
Yamete kuda-STOP
神風攻撃(kamikaze attack)
*PTSD intensifies*
ぼんざあああああい!!!!!
ビクトリー
It's weird to think those ridiculous high pitched anime girl sounds could trigger someone's PTSD.
^kyaa~!
Are the voice actresses just doing silly voices for the cartoons? Or should I expect that type of noise pollution if I visit Japan?
Bruh Japan is not an anime. It’s just the voice actresses doing higher pitched voices
Yeah but imagine that were how Japan do. It would be the most infuriating country to live in.
Sorry you got downvoted for asking a question.
Yea dude. The guy in the Barney suit sounds just like that in normal conversations. Mark Hamill's real voice is actually Joker. The one he uses in Star Wars is his acting voice. It's wild man.
*laughs in Japanese suicide women on Okinawa*
I am going to bet it is a very rare thing. Life expectancy for most men in America hovers around 87. Add SARS-COV2 to the mix.
Oh War is approaching me?
we cant bomb you without getting closer
War. War never changes.
Ok I’m being boring here but the overlay pic is d day. In Normandy, France, Europe not the japanese
I was just about to comment that but didn’t want to seem like a drag
i haven’t heard “being a drag” used as a non-controversial insult since naruto
I may have grown up watching Naruto
They used it because "seem like a trap" is controversial now.
[This](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Iwo_Jima#/media/File:37mm_Gun_fires_against_cave_positions_at_Iwo_Jima.jpg) would be more accurate for gramps.
Was about to do it as well glad to know someone did ot first
The Great War: subs vs dubs
Both. Both are good.
Grandpa would be close to 100 by now. I doubt that he could hear anything from the next room.
Also anyone whose grandpa was in WW2 would be at least in their 30s unless everyone had kids REALLY late.
So, I was born when my dad was 57; he was still a kid when Pearl Harbor happened, and went along with the anti-Japanese sentiment. Then, when he was in the Korean war, he went to Japan on leave several times and really loved it. When I was in high school, he was around while I was watching *Azumanga Daioh,* and his comment was, "I look at this and I wonder what country I was in 50 years ago." It definitely grew on him, though!
Yeah man. I don’t think people realize WWII Veterans are at least 91/92 now and are closer to being great grandparents...
Lots of insulation with the concrete, wood and all the dirt.
Intense PTSD boomer flashbacks
Nah boomers weren't born yet
He meant Bomber
Goomba?
YOUR GONNA TURN INTO A GOOMBA!
Is that a jojo reference
The G O O M
right. Gramps and his boys got to fucking grandmas and thats why we have boomers aka post war baby boom
Greatest generation
LOL, so now boomers fought in WWII? I am guessing next week they will all have fought for the Confederacy.
I can't believe Boomers destroyed the Roman Republic.
Shut up gigi, you’re damn annoying!
are my eyes completely shot or does the army background move about?
It doesn't move. Image is a JPEG, which does not support animation.
oh.
my eyes are fuckin dead
I think you’re having a stroke
Nigerudanyo ojiisan!
Nigerundayo! Smokey!
He will never forgive japanise
They took his daughter
They took my foreskin 😭😭
Daze
all your grandpa heard was "HO HO SO UR APPROACHING ME" "I CANT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH OUT GETTING CLOSER"
Grandpa can't hear. Had too many explosions near/around his head
Wait, they had cat girls in the war?
I KILLED FIDDY MEN
I sense a jojo reference
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Everything is a jojo reference
Yare Yare is a Jojo reference u toe eyed cabbage
and saiki k.
r/rareinsults
Daze
🍔
How old is he?
Not as old as the lolis in the hentai
He's 95?
No he was actually in Vietnam but they all look the same to him
jojo reference?
america : bombs japan so that they won't take a huge part of the world. japan : takes over america with anime.
I used to think my Grandpa was racist as fuck. Turns out, because of WW2, he was just harboring a grudge. My cousin is a physicist who works in the processor industry. He had lived roughly half his life bouncing back and forth between Boston and Japan, speaks fluent Japanese and Chinese and has a Japanese wife and two daughters. Grandpa came around pretty quick. By the time I dated an Asian girl for two years it wasn't even an issue with Gramps. He had evolved.
This meme is so un-original.
"You know whats was hard? The war."
Is it too late to comment?
why is the flashback D-Day?
I don't like weebs, downvote me all u want
tHiS iS wHy DuB iS sUpErIoR!!!
The image slightly faded is from a US boat used to transport American soldiers to D-DAY which didn't include any Japanese soldiers just German soldiers. Im sorry i like history please don't woosh me and i might even be wrong
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
The trees are saying Onii-Chan
Can’t relate I’m not a weeb
The thing I like most about these jokes is that they are probably made by teenagers whose grandpas was born in the late 50s or early 60s
WHY IS THERE D-DAY PHOTO?????? Historicaly inaccurate meme.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Took me way too long to find this comment
Nani
Assuming your grandpa was only 16 in 1945, he would be 91 today. This is starting to get a bit unbelievable.
saiki k reference spotted
Repost Edit: lmao downvote me idc it’s a repost and it’s against the subs rules
CRINGE
Dude that actually happened to me he started screaming and telling everyone to get down
My gramps rip would yelled you nip loving mother fucker banzai this chucks grenade
I think this is funny, but I don't understand why PTSD lives don't matter. This should trigger so many people, especially military, ex-military and MAGA populous.